Hmmmm, my sixth sense seems to be getting better. Oh, wait, no, this joke's just older than Clint Eastwoods' balls.

I swear, I saw that coming.

**jinksvorze rolled user threeofdiamonds ** you will never be a nigga...... EVER!!

When were they this smart? They're evolving.

Or he could just be mixed... js

toasthemost

Nigga stole mah money

Today I was at this movie thing they do in my neighborhood every few weeks and I was in line with my brother to get some popcorn. We were drinking pink lemonade and he poured half his glass into mine, so I tried to do the same but he moved his cup, so I spilled all the ice on the floor and hit the back of this guy's leg. He was black and buff and scary as fuck. He turned around and I thought I was gonna die. He was just like "Hey, watch what you're doing."

i don't know what its like by you, but by me black people are the only reasonable people around here and i am white. I'm from Jersey and they are the only group of people that the majority aren't assholes.

one time i was walking in the streets and there was a group of 4 black,tall,and buff black people in their wife beaters walking towards me. i couldn't move to the side because they were lined up parallel to the street so i decided keep walking straight through. all 4 of them moved out of the way for me. that was the day i became a man.