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We don't even believe in Hell lol.
But it makes me sad that orthodox jews in Israel do not behave like the ones in, well, the rest of the fucking world.
But it makes me sad that orthodox jews in Israel do not behave like the ones in, well, the rest of the fucking world.
#1 How can you not agree w/ a scripture that supposed to be in the Torah?
#2 The actual time in which someone is supposed to spend in Sheol is based on the sin they committed in their lives, the max being 12 months according to most Rabbi.
#2 The actual time in which someone is supposed to spend in Sheol is based on the sin they committed in their lives, the max being 12 months according to most Rabbi.
I understand that, being a novice bible scholar myself, that most of the doom and gloom never "you'll never escape" scrips about Hell are in the NT but even as a Jew Christ described Hell in such a manner even before his resurrection. (mat 23:33) + (Matthew 25:41)
I also meant to say OT as a whole not just the Torah (First 5 books of the OT).
I also meant to say OT as a whole not just the Torah (First 5 books of the OT).
I know you don't but Christ was a Jew that taught that was my point.
But not believing He is the Christ also doesn't make sense, the man had fulfilled all the prophesies concerning who the Messiah would be and what He would do, the amount of gold He'd be sold for, the fact that he was called Hosanna on Nisan 4 and crucified on Nisan 7 just like the passover lamb. But all of that is unimportant, as you know the Jews have always been right with God... right?
But not believing He is the Christ also doesn't make sense, the man had fulfilled all the prophesies concerning who the Messiah would be and what He would do, the amount of gold He'd be sold for, the fact that he was called Hosanna on Nisan 4 and crucified on Nisan 7 just like the passover lamb. But all of that is unimportant, as you know the Jews have always been right with God... right?
I was being sarcastic there are plenty of time in history in which Israel hasn't been right w/ God the OT will tell you that, this is, of course going nowhere as you don't really even know what you believe obviously. I'm not mad I just thought we would be able to have an in depth conversation about this but that's not going to happen.
10 months of a hell like thing... and there are 7 rules for non jews.
do not murder
do not steal
do not be adulterous
do not bear false witness
respect god and believe in one god
set up courts
do not eat the limb off of a living animal
Only hard one is believe in one god... and if that is your only sin, the ten months will be easy
do not murder
do not steal
do not be adulterous
do not bear false witness
respect god and believe in one god
set up courts
do not eat the limb off of a living animal
Only hard one is believe in one god... and if that is your only sin, the ten months will be easy
You can be gay, you just can't have sex with another man. Also, there's nothing written against lesbians, because lesbian sex does not waste sperm.
Also, the punishment for eating food that's not kosher is that when the rapture comes, you will not be allowed to eat the super delicious meat of the three legendary beasts: The Behemoth, the beast of the Earth the Tziz, the beast of the heavens and the Leviathan, the beast of the seas.
FUN FACT! DID YOU KNOW THAT GROUDON, KYOGRE AND RAYQUAZA ARE BASED ON THOSE 3 BEASTS??
Also, the punishment for eating food that's not kosher is that when the rapture comes, you will not be allowed to eat the super delicious meat of the three legendary beasts: The Behemoth, the beast of the Earth the Tziz, the beast of the heavens and the Leviathan, the beast of the seas.
FUN FACT! DID YOU KNOW THAT GROUDON, KYOGRE AND RAYQUAZA ARE BASED ON THOSE 3 BEASTS??
sees money on the ground and donates it right...
and an overpriced sandwich id bet
and an overpriced sandwich id bet
Ohhoho, you have no idea. First, it would have the best damn pastrami you have ever eaten. Secon, some nice sliced pickles and a little bit of mustard. Lastly, yes a bit of lettuce and it would all go inside the most delicious bread in the world, called "Pletzaleh", which is incrusted with a bit of onion and sesame.
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N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]
Its funny because
A.The Trinity is never mentioned in the bible
B. The Trinity is implied later on in words that were mostly likely not the words of jesus
C.Jesus explicitly said There is One Fucking God none of that 1+1+1=3 bullshit
that makes no fucking sense
Read what Jesus actually fucking says and use some common sense.
Fuck The Trinity its retarded and whichever high ass roman who came up with it
A.The Trinity is never mentioned in the bible
B. The Trinity is implied later on in words that were mostly likely not the words of jesus
C.Jesus explicitly said There is One Fucking God none of that 1+1+1=3 bullshit
that makes no fucking sense
Read what Jesus actually fucking says and use some common sense.
Fuck The Trinity its retarded and whichever high ass roman who came up with it
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finni (08/04/2012) [-]
I'm a Christian and I don't tell people who don't believe in God that they're going to hell. Most of my friends aren't religious.
FunnyJunk jokes about Christians all the time, I don't mind hearing some of it, if its funny.
I don't think that abortion should be illegal or that gays shouldn't be allowed to marry or anything else that the Bible says are not allowed or you shouldn't do, unless its something serious, like killing. I mean, who am I to tell people who think otherwise what they should do with their lives?
FunnyJunk jokes about Christians all the time, I don't mind hearing some of it, if its funny.
I don't think that abortion should be illegal or that gays shouldn't be allowed to marry or anything else that the Bible says are not allowed or you shouldn't do, unless its something serious, like killing. I mean, who am I to tell people who think otherwise what they should do with their lives?
I live in Israel, and unfortunately the ultra religious Jews in my country are the exact opposite of this. For some reason, in Brooklyn they managed to adapt to the 21st century, while in my country all they do is stay home, study Torah, get funded by the state and try to make us a religious country... Because of this they're actually the most hated minority in the country (more than Arab Israelis in case you wondered)
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bandoslootshare (08/04/2012) [-]
same shit with buddism what's your point. the most idiotic group that keeps trying to shove it down people's throats are athiests because they're paranoid they're going to hell and feel the need to debate about it
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N. Korean citizen (08/04/2012) [-]
I get what your saying but not all Christians try to shove their religion down your throat.
Really the judgmental dicks are breaking their own rules.
Really the judgmental dicks are breaking their own rules.
after looking through the comments i am glad to see i am not the only one who thought the donating money part was bullshit
It's funny because Jews are a good reason there is no peace in the Middle East.
Fucking Israel....
Fucking Israel....
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softcover (08/04/2012) [-]
I know right? Its not like Israel was originally way smaller than what it is today, and its totally their fault that when it was created by a 3rd party and put where it was, and than the surrounding countries tried to take it back in a war that lasted a grand total of 6ish days... Israel doesn't have a civilian population, at 16 people must enter the military. Israel = Defensive powerhouse. centuries of people hating on you will generally make a people very defensive of what little they have.
In my opinion, it'd be fine if people were free to worship as they pleased, without the bickering of who's land it was, and more of a mutual respect for each other, Israel will always have that military because they're afraid to lose their home, When the whole world seems to hate you, wouldn't you not want anyone near you?
In my opinion, it'd be fine if people were free to worship as they pleased, without the bickering of who's land it was, and more of a mutual respect for each other, Israel will always have that military because they're afraid to lose their home, When the whole world seems to hate you, wouldn't you not want anyone near you?
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AztecJew (08/04/2012) [-]
Brilliant, just brilliant. Yes, let's support the "palestinians" and "palestine", which is actually just a roman name or parts of Israel form when the roman empire took control, and refute any Jewish right or claim to Israel, which in every text and every record throughout history has been exclusively referred to as the Jewish Homeland. From the moment G-d granted Israel to Avraham and the Hebrews it has been the home of the Jews. Then after being enslaved and transferred like cattle to Egypt, nomadic muslims mixed with various surrounding groups scattered around Israel, but never under any united name. after Thousands of years, fighting to scratch out a home, a living, a life on this earth, faced with endless hatred, exile and genocide,in 1948 we are finally able to return to our rightful home, where many Jews had already resettled for generations, and we are met with accusations that we stole it. You can rant, you can hate and spew your ignorance on every page you can find on the internet, but we will always survive and the hand that tries to strike us from our home will be swiftly cut down.
those soldiers are looking awfully similar to nazis...
listen listen... you are right... but not right... The palestinians may never have existed before... but they do now. They are a united indentifiable group and they NEED a homeland... The only problem is figuring out how both parties can have a homeland without wiping the other out...
listen listen... you are right... but not right... The palestinians may never have existed before... but they do now. They are a united indentifiable group and they NEED a homeland... The only problem is figuring out how both parties can have a homeland without wiping the other out...
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AztecJew (08/04/2012) [-]
yes, because praying together is reminiscent of nazis. If that were true then every time christians sing or pray in church they are acting like nazis. It's awfully fashionable to throw the term nazi around casually to demonize whatever is convenient for creating a fallacy. Israel wants nothing more than to coexist peacefully, and so do the majority of muslims in Israel, the fact of the matter is that many of the surrounding nations harbor hatred for Israel and will allow terrorist organizations to hide out within their borders, that in combination with anti-Israeli lobbyists and politicians in the UN attempting to back-seat-govern Israel keep trying to muscle Israel's borders more and more in an attempt to appease "palestinian" sentiments, meanwhile we are condemned for protecting ourselves, and that includes Jews, Christians, Muslims, Druids and all citizens of Israel, who all equally become victims to attacks.
You said god bless me earlier.
But yeah, with the whole raising an arm up like a nazi salute... I mean... come on... thats a terrible picture.
Chill. You are a little too heated. I am Jewish and horrifically zionist. I defend Israel in all regards but I still understand context...
If you look lower in this thread I made the catch 22 clear, express dominancy, be hated, allow autonomy, be destroyed.
But yeah, with the whole raising an arm up like a nazi salute... I mean... come on... thats a terrible picture.
Chill. You are a little too heated. I am Jewish and horrifically zionist. I defend Israel in all regards but I still understand context...
If you look lower in this thread I made the catch 22 clear, express dominancy, be hated, allow autonomy, be destroyed.
Islam has very little to do with the conflict... it is primarily the fault of the British for making a stupid mandate... then both parties for bickering like children... though Palestinians are slightly less mature about debating... often declaring intafadas every time things do not go their way so Israel has to pick up its missiles and remind them why they are not supposed to be fucking with it then the international community condemns Israel before investigating...
And suddenly this got complicated...
And suddenly this got complicated...
The UN likes to blame Israel... too much...
Makes my blood boil when University campuses post garbage like Israeli Apartheid Week...
Here is a solution. Israel leaves all occupied land. Jerusalem is a joint capital of palestine and Israel and there is land connecting israel to Jerusalem. Gazans are to be relocated to the west bank and the land size of Gaza will be filled in on the West bank territory so that there is no land lost... there just does not need to be a bloody bridge cutting israel in half. All military actions cease.
Problem... no one wants to stop military actions... No one wants to declare a joint capital... So life goes on
Makes my blood boil when University campuses post garbage like Israeli Apartheid Week...
Here is a solution. Israel leaves all occupied land. Jerusalem is a joint capital of palestine and Israel and there is land connecting israel to Jerusalem. Gazans are to be relocated to the west bank and the land size of Gaza will be filled in on the West bank territory so that there is no land lost... there just does not need to be a bloody bridge cutting israel in half. All military actions cease.
Problem... no one wants to stop military actions... No one wants to declare a joint capital... So life goes on
Christianity began when paul branched off, initially claiming that they were the REAL Jews and that all the rules we followed were ridiculous to live by and later claimed that "jesus" said that they no longer had to follow the Halakha and essentially make their own rules. How people interpret, whom they choose to follow and believe and how they act in the practice and under the banner of their faith is entirely their responsibility. Attempting to place blame on the Jews or any group is just a cop out, and one that hasn't gone out of fashion in thousands of years. Your frustration and half-formed opinions lead you to point fingers blindly, and it may not even be your fault, it may be a result of your upbringing, but you should place the fault of the sin on the sinner.