A pet bear you say..."Come Mr.Bear, we have much work to do, the worlds general IQ won't cleanse itself of stupidity!" "Groooaaarrr"

What? No pictures from his Bear Mitzvah?

Meanwhile in Canada.

And this is how you properly raise a bear outside of the wild. Treat is with respect like another human, not in a cage.

he should put a saddle on it and ride it around. could pull all the bitches on his awesome fucking bear mount

don't mind me

>Be 16
>Take my pet bear our for a stroll in the park
>all the kids wanna pet him
>one kid pets him without my permission
>bear mauls his face, parents pissed now
>bear kills his parents too, poor kid
>MFW my bear just killed 2 adults
This story is full of shit.

I wonder if someone dance with the bear during the reception

And he is Steve Backshall!

That Thanksgiving pic looks shopped as fuck.
Awesome story though, I want a bear.