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#87 - cokklenabber (08/03/2012) [-]
Correction: 90% men jacking off.
10% **** .........
#91 to #87 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
it isn't chat roulette
User avatar #100 to #91 - Zaxplab (08/03/2012) [-]
once I went on to chat roulette, just to see a guy standing on his toilet having diarrhea.
User avatar #86 - teufelshunde (08/03/2012) [-]
Not really. I always have perfect sound quality, no issues. My friends and I typically start our convos like, " ******* " or something.
#85 - auesis ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Actually, most Skype conversations usually start with "Hey, 						**********					." or something similiar.   
   
That's probably why I have next to no friends.
Actually, most Skype conversations usually start with "Hey, ********** ." or something similiar.

That's probably why I have next to no friends.
User avatar #159 to #85 - bananaboob (08/03/2012) [-]
ILL BE YOUR FRIEND
User avatar #84 - rossdabigboss (08/03/2012) [-]
how my friend and i's skype calls start:
me: sup cunt
friend: hey faggot
me: so what minecraft server are we playing on?
User avatar #78 - kikichu (08/03/2012) [-]
I wanted to skype one of my FJ friends once... oh wait.. I dont have any friends
User avatar #97 to #78 - tabbybrookex (08/03/2012) [-]
Ill be your friend. :3
#98 to #97 - kikichu (08/03/2012) [-]
yay!!
yay!!
User avatar #103 to #98 - tabbybrookex (08/03/2012) [-]
o: Kitties<3
User avatar #79 to #78 - whysoseriouss (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm your friend.
User avatar #81 to #80 - whysoseriouss (08/03/2012) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #74 - anog (08/03/2012) [-]
That's why you use Mumble

ABadFeeling's Mumble to be exact.
#70 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Anybody here want to chat on skype? I've never got to talk to anyone on funnyjunk on a person level. If anyone's up for it maybe PM me your username?   
If not here's a cute ferret.
Anybody here want to chat on skype? I've never got to talk to anyone on funnyjunk on a person level. If anyone's up for it maybe PM me your username?
If not here's a cute ferret.
User avatar #129 to #70 - samxdaxman (08/03/2012) [-]
samxdaxman. add it.
User avatar #71 to #70 - deltadeltadelta (08/03/2012) [-]
Will you mail sex in return? If not, no.
User avatar #72 to #71 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Would you accept a vibrating dildo with lubrication?
User avatar #73 to #72 - deltadeltadelta (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm not quite sure how to respond to that, so I'll go with the safe bet and say no.
User avatar #75 to #73 - danikay (08/03/2012) [-]
Well then I'm not sure how to mail you sex.
User avatar #59 - eatshitop (08/03/2012) [-]
Use AxON by Dolby, its absolutely free, no ads or anything, BUT the catch is is there is no video chat and the chat room goes up to 24 maximum.
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#46 - gregiss **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#6 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to Skype with someone on FunnyJunk
#296 to #3 - skype (08/03/2012) [-]
seriously ?! i had to pick a better name.
#199 to #3 - supahderp (08/03/2012) [-]
I also want to skype with someone on FJ.

Guys Inbox me and we should do a group skype call.
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#185 to #3 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #188 to #185 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I didn't get banned.
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#191 to #188 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #313 to #191 - thumbs (08/03/2012) [-]
just giving me out willy nilly, for shame....
User avatar #194 to #191 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Thank you for that. I greatly appreciate it.
#253 to #194 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Wow someone who actually knows that skrillex is not the only dubstep out there. And i don't care how much of a hipster I sound like for saying this but i heard dubstep about 5 or maybe 3 years ago at a club. but now all the people i hear listing to it or in middle school and high school and i feel disappointed because they bring way to many idiots in to then there was already to begin with.
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#196 to #194 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#154 to #3 - wtfpanda (08/03/2012) [-]
Skrillexforever? id forgive this if you could name a couple solid EDM artists
User avatar #197 to #154 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Deadmau5
Bass Head
Flux Pavilion
I do believe
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#306 to #197 - rallinex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#243 to #197 - wtfpanda (08/03/2012) [-]
lol bass head is a song by bassnectar. Everyone knows who deadmau5 is and the casual listener would know flux pavilion. but i accept your effort
User avatar #301 to #243 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I was rushing when I was writing that. I wasn't paying a lot of attention
#150 to #3 - stoffanator (08/03/2012) [-]
**stoffanator rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at this is why pewdiepie is awesome ** why would you want to Skype with a junky, the whole beauty of this site is guessing who is and isn't a 12 year old boy
#145 to #3 - leeon ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
I went watching Skrillex live on the 21st February, best night of my life!
User avatar #125 to #3 - samxdaxman (08/03/2012) [-]
samxdaxman. add it ****** . *creep mode activated*
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#5 to #3 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #5 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
What about it?
#244 to #7 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Fun fact.. Skrillex was at Hove in norway.. That was siiiick
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#8 to #7 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 to #8 - evilmonkeycss (08/03/2012) [-]
Just because you like skrillex that does not mean you have to be 12. your probably some faggot 16 year old who's into classic rock like Metallica,guns and roses and **** . which is good music i like it but your one of the faggots who thinks his music is good and everything else is **** .
#10 to #8 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
No, i'm actually a 15 year old girl.
<--- This is me
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#280 to #10 - ratherfastblackman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #273 to #10 - ultimatedickmunch (08/03/2012) [-]
ERMAGHEVD GERLS
#270 to #10 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
False, girls do not exist on the internet so you are a very attractive boy who needs an ass pounding.
#262 to #10 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Omg a girl on the internet.
#260 to #10 - qazymoto (08/03/2012) [-]
I don't really understand FJ in the respect that they had no interest in skyping you until you reveal that you're a girl.
User avatar #254 to #10 - theannoyingFJguy (08/03/2012) [-]
you are very good looking.

creepy guy on the internet
User avatar #236 to #10 - smackledorf (08/03/2012) [-]
I''m 16 and unattractive lets do this
smackledorf007
#218 to #10 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
*sigh* welcome to FJ
and welcome to the ********** the trolls the perverted freaks and the pathetic losers that is all

good luck
#175 to #10 - lostfaux (08/03/2012) [-]
*********					 of compliments incoming
********* of compliments incoming
#174 to #10 - italianchef (08/03/2012) [-]
a girl?

my age?

on the internet?

WHAT THE **** DO I DO
#146 to #10 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (08/03/2012) [-]
#141 to #10 - findtheanswer (08/03/2012) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here.
User avatar #122 to #10 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
Damn, on FJ all you have to do is be average and you'll get treated like a goddess.
User avatar #255 to #122 - theannoyingFJguy (08/03/2012) [-]
she's above average
User avatar #307 to #255 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
Above average?
Dude, you aren't around many girls are you....
User avatar #319 to #307 - theannoyingFJguy (08/06/2012) [-]
i hang around plenty of girls, and i honestly think that she is above average
User avatar #127 to #122 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I didn't post it to be an attention whore either.
#179 to #127 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Just cause she's a girl doesn't mean she's trying to be an attention whore you assholes...
#131 to #127 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
All he asked you was how old you were.
And you add the unnecessary fact that you're also a girl, and a picture of yourself. than add two more pictures of yourself.
Sounds like an attention whore to me.
User avatar #136 to #131 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to be one.
User avatar #134 to #131 - unnecessary (08/03/2012) [-]
what? but im no good at maths...
#138 to #134 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU SHENANIGANS.

just a heads up, I use the word Unnecessary alot. so we'll be hearing from each other alot more often.
User avatar #139 to #138 - unnecessary (08/03/2012) [-]
Pen pals!!!!


cuntnugget,I summon you!
#181 to #139 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #85303 at Anime & Manga ** BRONY BE SUMMONED!
#140 to #139 - LemonNADE (08/03/2012) [-]
thunderbritchesdan

****** goin' down now.
User avatar #320 to #140 - thunderbritchesdan (08/09/2012) [-]
Damn im late
#107 to #10 - hurrdurka (08/03/2012) [-]
You know the rule tits or gtfo.
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#68 to #10 - rallinex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #66 to #10 - bananarchy (08/03/2012) [-]
Talk about attention whore
User avatar #110 to #66 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
I was not being an attention whore, I was merely proving a point.
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#303 to #110 - rallinex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #10 - OsamaBinLadenz (08/03/2012) [-]
Nice....
User avatar #52 to #49 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #54 to #52 - scorpionfrommk ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
no problem ma'am.
#44 to #10 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn gurl, I would skype the **** out of you
User avatar #276 to #44 - sacredmagic (08/03/2012) [-]
I just spat my drink everywhere, holy hell that was funny. +1
#82 to #44 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
i'd do more than just skype the **** out of you
#77 to #44 - kryogen (08/03/2012) [-]
it kinda sounds dirty if you say it like that
User avatar #45 to #44 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
That'... Cool? I think.
#178 to #45 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at He Did it ** HUR DUR I'm a girl gimme attention!
#231 to #178 - torian (08/03/2012) [-]
Batman why are you even here, you're supposed to be saving the world. You're so ridiculous.
User avatar #38 to #10 - ragnablast ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Profile says 21.......

Stop your shenanigans!!!
User avatar #39 to #38 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
I really am 15... I do have more pictures to prove that fact.
User avatar #40 to #39 - ragnablast ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
I can be taken to jail for those kind of pictures.....

You won't catch me this time Chris.
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#272 to #41 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
DAMN you nose is HUGE
#126 to #41 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
You look better with the lights off.
#229 to #126 - cruzslzr (08/03/2012) [-]
A true charmer right here.
A true charmer right here.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ragnablast ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Last time I enlarge a picture.....Just had your face take up whole screen.

Scared the **** out of me, not saying you are ugly, was just very surprised, that is all.
User avatar #43 to #42 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Haha, okay. Nice of you to share that.
User avatar #55 to #43 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
There are so many 12 year olds that wanna **** you right now..
Dont worry about me though, Im 45, not 12 ;)
User avatar #56 to #55 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Huh, I didn't have that in mind once I posted these.
#219 to #56 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
eh you probably have more people jacking off to your pic then the girls of **** .
User avatar #221 to #219 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Im not even that attractive...
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#318 to #221 - mittins **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #282 to #221 - jacksparojr (08/03/2012) [-]
You're above average which makes the internet jump on you like a catholic priest on a small boy
#60 to #56 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
How about we just go on cam and put our anuses on the camera lens, call it a day
User avatar #61 to #60 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
How about we don't and say we did?
#62 to #61 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Will my friends atleast think i am cool? And i sent you one, you did not accept. You got my hopes up for nothing, thought i would make my first friend today.
User avatar #63 to #62 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
If you are saying you sent me a friend request, I did not receive any.
#65 to #63 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Then send me one Superqtthemage.
User avatar #57 to #56 - FeeFieFoe ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, fj girls get bombarded with friend requests from 12 year olds and lonely 15 year olds and what not.
#58 to #57 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
So far so good on not getting any requests.
User avatar #94 to #58 - kietzu (08/03/2012) [-]
I would add you, but then we would only talk once every 1000 years and then I would forget who you are and eventually remove you.

That is the cycle of my friend list.
User avatar #96 to #94 - skrillexforever (08/03/2012) [-]
Seems cool... And I'm not on as often as most.
User avatar #31 to #10 - suikerpapa (08/02/2012) [-]
wanna have me rape you over skype. Cuz I'd totally do that to you
User avatar #32 to #31 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh really? That's just disturbing.
#14 to #10 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
You sure you wanna put a picture of yourself up on the internet?
User avatar #19 to #14 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes, just to prove point, I don't care what heppens to it.
#312 to #19 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
still don't care?
#20 to #19 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Check /b/ in 2 minutes...   
   
Will it be there or not?   
(I love torturing people)
Check /b/ in 2 minutes...

Will it be there or not?
(I love torturing people)
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#27 to #20 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #27 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey, you ever think of posting related pictures instead of rolling images all the time?
Hey, you ever think of posting related pictures instead of rolling images all the time?
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#30 to #29 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#295 to #30 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
Just....just.....stop. Just stop.
#33 to #30 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Don't call me buddy, pal!
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#34 to #33 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#35 to #34 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Don't call me buddy friend!
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#36 to #35 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#180 to #36 - mr skeltal (08/03/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at So my friend left her Facebook open.... ** Don't call me pal Guy! or gal i guess
#37 to #36 - mr skeltal (08/02/2012) [-]
Gotta go, my Mom says it's bedtime.   
   
10/10 would troll again
Gotta go, my Mom says it's bedtime.

10/10 would troll again
#200 to #37 - madeitforthemusic (08/03/2012) [-]
Troll? You just had a conversation with this man, and you both seemed to enjoy it.
User avatar #22 to #20 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Fine by me... I honestly don't care.
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#12 to #10 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #12 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Is it a bad thing for me to enjoy listening to Skrillex? For you information, I mademy account last year I believe when I waned everything t do with Skrillex, not as much now.
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#23 to #16 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 to #23 - skrillexforever (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes, indeed.
#9 to #8 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Combo breaker
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#13 to #11 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**finishhimlarry rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at Or is it just me? ** I unno, Japan I guess...
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User avatar #17 to #15 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
*roll image* They're playing the song of their people.
#18 to #17 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**finishhimlarry rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at What ** whoops.
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#21 to #18 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #21 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Mine can, and I'm a male. Can't yours?

Click to enlarge<<<<
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#28 to #25 - finishhimlarry (08/02/2012) [-]
This image has expired
"Don't take anything on the internet at face value" - Bill Cosby
User avatar #1 - vomitjar (08/02/2012) [-]
Too many rage faces make it disgousting.
User avatar #4 to #1 - hehehehhehehehe (08/02/2012) [-]
disgusting...not disgousting
User avatar #263 to #4 - vomitjar (08/03/2012) [-]
but i cant spell
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