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#538 - oggangsta (08/02/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
User avatar #569 to #538 - Cartouk (08/02/2012) [-]
0/10 troll harder
User avatar #568 to #538 - exclamation (08/02/2012) [-]
This is still mildly entertaining.
#566 to #538 - blastortle (08/02/2012) [-]
يا حزم الحطب ،

اسمي جون ، وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. لكم جميعا بدناء ، والمتخلفين ، لا lifes - من إنفاق كل ثانية من اليوم النظر في غباء الحمار الصور. انت كل شيء سيئ في العالم. وبصراحة ، كنت قد اي من أي من اي وقت مضى بدأت الهره؟ يعني ، أعتقد أنه مرح يسخر من الناس بسبب انعدام الامن الخاصة بك ، ولكنك تأخذ جميع برمته الى مستوى جديد. وهذا هو أسوأ من الرجيج من لتواجه على الصور.

لا يكون غريبا. يكفي ان تضغط لي مع افضل ما لديكم من اطلق النار. انا جميلة الكثير من الكمال. كنت قائد فريق كرة القدم ، والانطلاق على بلادي فريق كرة السلة. هل ما تقوم به الرياضة ، غير "جاك عارية من الانتباه الى الشعب الياباني"؟ واود ايضا ان تحصل على الف المستقيم ، ويكون للاحداث ضجيجا الساخن صديقه (وقالت انها مجرد فجر لي ؛ اللعنه ذلك النقدية). انت كل من حزم الحطب وينبغي ان مجرد قتل انفسكم. شكرا على الاستماع.

الموافقة المسبقه عن علم المتصله : انا وبلادي كلبه
User avatar #579 to #566 - sirchris (08/02/2012) [-]
Google translate says you called me a package of firewood?
#572 to #566 - Cartouk (08/02/2012) [-]
Shortly after this comment was received.
#561 to #538 - spazzin ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Rerro Fraggots,
Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit’s frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.
Ron’t be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri’m pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan “jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople”? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.
Ric Rhelated: Rit’s rhe rand mry ritch
User avatar #629 to #561 - paquack (08/02/2012) [-]
You sir, have just made my day. XD
#555 to #538 - drasticdragon (08/02/2012) [-]
You know, it's funny how many people just don't get the meme...
#547 to #538 - nickolaip **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]
hey faggot, how much make up are you wearing in this photo?
i'm guessing more then your "bitch"
User avatar #581 to #547 - spazzin ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
You do know this is copypasta right?
User avatar #546 to #538 - aviators (08/02/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
User avatar #712 to #546 - monsoon (08/02/2012) [-]
the kind o' monsoon likes this
User avatar #545 to #538 - markthepoet (08/02/2012) [-]
the real you died. how do you feel now aBOUT COPYPASA-ING THIS COPYPASTA?
#542 to #538 - Kaalevv (08/02/2012) [-]
you probably had a bad day, its ok, we all have a bad day every once in a while!
User avatar #575 to #542 - exclamation (08/02/2012) [-]
STOP BEING NICE.
#577 to #575 - Kaalevv (08/02/2012) [-]
-2 thumbs? mm i guess it could have been worse
#537 - nasharoo (08/02/2012) [-]
just waiting for this gif to load...
#534 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
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#539 to #534 - AwesomeAnonomous (08/02/2012) [-]
It was fun the first two times

Now you're just wasting our time and yours
#536 to #534 - Sunset **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]
guess it won't be that easy.
#533 - xxpenxx (08/02/2012) [-]
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#530 - klwashere (08/02/2012) [-]
IM SO DOING THIS NOW LOLOL
#528 - morke (08/02/2012) [-]
I enjoy masturbating in other peoples convertibles.
I enjoy masturbating in other peoples convertibles.
#526 - dildobarbarian (08/02/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#519 - thedividerofzero (08/02/2012) [-]
first laugh of the day, thank you
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User avatar #508 - olegdobrynin (08/02/2012) [-]
Dubs decides my avi, no bullshit
#527 to #508 - niggerlips (08/02/2012) [-]
**niggerlips rolls 84** the manwhore
**niggerlips rolls 84** the manwhore
User avatar #597 to #527 - flawlesswinz (08/02/2012) [-]
What was that video called?
#601 to #597 - niggerlips (08/02/2012) [-]
theres dance of man whore and quest of man whore
User avatar #602 to #601 - flawlesswinz (08/02/2012) [-]
Thank you :D
User avatar #523 to #508 - ellbandito (08/02/2012) [-]
**ellbandito rolls 40**
User avatar #516 to #508 - ulquiorra (08/02/2012) [-]
**ulquiorra rolls 91**
#515 to #508 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 50** Peter Griffin
User avatar #513 to #508 - aquosman (08/02/2012) [-]
**aquosman rolls 83** okay
User avatar #511 to #508 - torexofthenight (08/02/2012) [-]
**torexofthenight rolls 47** Avi?
User avatar #512 to #511 - olegdobrynin (08/02/2012) [-]
my picture or avatar or whatever haha
User avatar #514 to #512 - torexofthenight (08/02/2012) [-]
**torexofthenight rolls 29** Rerolls allowed?
User avatar #522 to #520 - torexofthenight (08/02/2012) [-]
**torexofthenight rolls 99**
#525 to #522 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
aaaaaand... ?
User avatar #524 to #522 - olegdobrynin (08/02/2012) [-]
nice, go ahead
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#544 to #524 - furryflava ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
guess ill do it for him -.-
User avatar #553 to #544 - torexofthenight (08/02/2012) [-]
No you won't, I asked if he'd make it anything, he still hasn't answered. I have a certain GIF in mind if he accepts *evil grin*
User avatar #532 to #524 - torexofthenight (08/02/2012) [-]
So, you'll make anything your profile pic?
User avatar #737 to #532 - olegdobrynin (08/03/2012) [-]
Yes. You really took your time and I didn't get on til now
User avatar #756 to #738 - olegdobrynin (08/03/2012) [-]
Content was not found. What the fuck man. You're done.
#504 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Beat that! **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Beat that! **
#502 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
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#640 to #502 - lifeisaparty (08/02/2012) [-]
Seeing as I haven't been posting on anything other then profiles for the longest time, I'd really like to know why and how I'm in... whatever this is...
Seeing as I haven't been posting on anything other then profiles for the longest time, I'd really like to know why and how I'm in... whatever this is...
#517 to #502 - darudelink (08/02/2012) [-]
Quit making me think I'm becoming popular!!!

D: D: D:

User avatar #548 to #517 - thumbs (08/02/2012) [-]
haha you think thats bad, just imagine what I'm going through with my name :/
User avatar #552 to #548 - gatler (08/02/2012) [-]
HAHAHA I HOPE YOU GET MORE THUMBS FOR IT!
User avatar #556 to #552 - thumbs (08/02/2012) [-]
yes perhaps I will haha. the novelty will soon die off however.
User avatar #550 to #548 - darudelink (08/02/2012) [-]
sweet jesus lol, i feel for you XD
User avatar #551 to #550 - thumbs (08/02/2012) [-]
ya haha
#510 to #502 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
I just wanted to say I love you all :c
User avatar #540 to #510 - samusthegreat ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
I love you too.
#507 to #502 - AwesomeAnonomous (08/02/2012) [-]
The fuck brah?
The fuck brah?
User avatar #505 to #502 - stormshock ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Yes?
#501 - vaginismus (08/02/2012) [-]
I could watch this endlessly.
User avatar #496 - mrmattastic (08/02/2012) [-]
i need to update my reaction folder... : /
User avatar #495 - kyledp (08/02/2012) [-]
i went to the link, and you'll probably guess what i saw.
A bunch of fail trolls saying "LELELELELE!!1!"
#493 - frempo (08/02/2012) [-]
"Gif on frontpage? Dis gon be gooood"
"PFFFFTPFTFTTTT, LOL"
#485 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
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#487 to #485 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #489 to #487 - bossincgd (08/02/2012) [-]
I just forgot to log onto my account.... FUCK
#490 to #489 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
Cool, have a red thumb then.
#484 - tacblack (08/02/2012) [-]
<--------- Fucking stop. Seriously. No one gives a flying fuck. I fucking hate all of you who do this.
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