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#36 - noilet (08/01/2012) [-]
I will never understand how people develop forearm strength from fapping. I mean, do you squeeze your dick so hard you actually workout your forearm? I only feel it some times in my upper arms and shoulders, but that's it. I really think this forearm strength thingy is a myth, unless you squeeze your dick really hard ofc.
User avatar #87 to #36 - poelsemutter (08/01/2012) [-]
Well it's true for me... The muscles in my right arm is bigger than the ones in my left arm...
#74 to #36 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
It's a joke...
User avatar #34 - pidgeon (08/01/2012) [-]
What's this about government databases?
User avatar #44 to #34 - sourkid (08/01/2012) [-]
when you look up **** youre logged in to a government database. so basically people can find out what you do on the internet
User avatar #142 to #44 - shishabar (08/02/2012) [-]
no regrets
User avatar #29 - facedodge (08/01/2012) [-]
I like how girlfriend prospects inches up again at the end.
User avatar #85 to #29 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Big manly arms.
#93 to #85 - madeitforthemusic (08/01/2012) [-]
*Big manly arm.
#104 to #93 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Nice. But seriously I'd switch it up after a while, cause it'd get tired and you might want to be a little more discreet than this guy.
#349 to #104 - madeitforthemusic (08/02/2012) [-]
Well I play slap bass with my right hand and wack it with my left. So they're kinda evened out.
User avatar #318 to #104 - pickledherring (08/02/2012) [-]
that's why i jerk it left handed because i am right handed and everything i do during the day with my right hand counteracts all of my whacking with my left
#28 - riddlerenigma (08/01/2012) [-]
Fixed
User avatar #92 to #28 - nggamer (08/01/2012) [-]
what did you fix???
#102 to #92 - asrial (08/01/2012) [-]
He removed the pink line (amount you'd admit).
User avatar #26 - supershorty (08/01/2012) [-]
I use Incognito mode, Clear my history and forms regularly
Yet i'm still ******* terrified when someone else uses my computer
#91 to #26 - checkingnsfw ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Am i the only one that seriously doesn't give a **** if anyone sees my porn?
It's just in a file called porn on my desktop
#39 to #26 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
Same, when I give my sister the computer and it's on my account I'm terrified she'll find something I missed. Once I handed it to her to show her a funny video and forgot I had a minimized tab of porn, I almost died.
#15 - krispbacin (08/01/2012) [-]
Yellow line make me lol pretty hard.
Yellow line make me lol pretty hard.
#38 to #15 - thechosentroll (08/01/2012) [-]
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Rule 34 has no exceptions, you know. Horse penises are becoming pretty common in porn.
User avatar #21 to #15 - mistressluna (08/01/2012) [-]
Because it's true
User avatar #11 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm very much near the end of this scale and still have a girlfriend. Suck it, newfags.
#113 to #11 - thegreentext (08/01/2012) [-]
She's not your girlfriend unless she likes you back.
She's not your girlfriend unless she likes you back.
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#94 to #11 - killzer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #372 to #94 - ewowo (08/02/2012) [-]
127 people by now.

Also this is basically what 4chan does only all the ******* time.
#83 to #11 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
Your right hand doesn't count.
#81 to #11 - ericd (08/01/2012) [-]
How do you know when you're at the end of the scale? (hands don't count btw)
User avatar #371 to #81 - ewowo (08/02/2012) [-]
The number of horse penises seen did it for me. And before you ask, no I don't actively look for horse penises.
#79 to #11 - themoe (08/01/2012) [-]
Guys, i think he's referring to Rosie Palmer and her five sisters
#82 to #79 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
Took me a while to get that. Here have all my internets
#65 to #11 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
"newfags" ******* die in a fire, cancer.
User avatar #69 to #65 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm a cancer, who should die in a fire, because of the use of a word...

Gee, you do rank Hitler on the tolerance scale, anon.
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#50 to #11 - lolzinyourmouth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #53 to #50 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Only if you care aout red thumbs.

Also HOLY **** that's a sweet roll.
User avatar #37 to #11 - snickerlicker (08/01/2012) [-]
She must be seriously ugly.
User avatar #13 to #11 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
if you have a girlfriend why do you watch so much porn?
User avatar #14 to #13 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Why wouldn't I? I ******* love porn.
User avatar #23 to #14 - ahjay (08/01/2012) [-]
Well how about you **** your girlfriend instead of wanking away?
User avatar #41 to #23 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Why not both? eh?

Well why the **** not?
User avatar #16 to #14 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
thats cool
User avatar #17 to #16 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Those who are often prone to having negative feelings will persist in disapproving of my exploits!
User avatar #18 to #17 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
no you just sound like a royal faggot.
User avatar #19 to #18 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Haters gonna hate. Whatever :p. At least I don't delete when I get thumbs down.
User avatar #22 to #19 - mistressluna (08/01/2012) [-]
You use smileys....
all of my why
User avatar #24 to #22 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't see the problem?
User avatar #25 to #24 - mistressluna (08/01/2012) [-]
They are gay and I hate almost everyone who uses them
User avatar #30 to #25 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
And I used to think bronies were open-minded...
User avatar #32 to #30 - mistressluna (08/01/2012) [-]
lol only the newfaggy retards and the ones that "went to war with 4chan"
#31 to #30 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
Because you are a fan of a children's show, you must be open-minded. Your logic is flawless.
User avatar #33 to #31 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
...

The logic is that because Bronies preach self-righteously about being open-minded all the time, I used to think they actually WERE.
#112 to #33 - ragingbrony (08/01/2012) [-]
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I like how this suddenly switched to a brony argument for a bit here.
User avatar #373 to #112 - ewowo (08/02/2012) [-]
Welcome to ponyville funnyjunk, faggot.
Where everything is about bronies.
EVERYTHING.
User avatar #152 to #112 - mistressluna (08/02/2012) [-]
The place is literally still searing with red thumb rediation
#35 to #33 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
You believed that because a few strangers on the internet went on about how my little pony changed their life, that the community itself is open-minded, the community of bronies is every bit as judgemental as everyone else, they just are advocates of "special" people, they hate normal people just as you or I do
They love disabled children and homosexual people because they're different and they don't have the same opportunities as a lot of people, which I agree, they don't, but that doesn't mean they don't find normal people disgusting
User avatar #40 to #35 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Dude. The statement was valid.

You don't expect people who regularly participate in gay-pride parades to be narrow-minded either.

At no point did I say there wouldn't be any exceptions to this.
#43 to #40 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
No, you shouldn't put parameters on someone because of a single event, if you see someone at a gay pride parade, you assume they support gay rights, that's cool, but I support gay rights and I'm a total cunt.

I support all kinds of rights and I'm a total cunt who has pet peeves just like that brony, just because I don't like MLP and he does, doesn't mean that he's automatically different from me in any way besides that one facet.
User avatar #45 to #43 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Can't a guy post a somewhat witty comeback that makes sense in a conversation without getting complaining comments from an anon?

I know the statement isn't 100% valid. I bet every statement you ever make is Completely valid and devoid of bias or generalization.
#47 to #45 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
This is the internet, I am anonymous, you can't hurt me, but I can hurt you, because you're under a username and all these thumbs, red and green, belong to you.

Being anonymous frees me from having to worry about what anyone thinks of me.

No, I don't make 100% valid statements, no one does. But on the internet, you're gonna get someone to argue with you and be right or wrong in your own mind, and they might think they're wrong and you think they're right coming away from a conversation.

tl;dr this is the internet, you can't do anything without being criticized. Have fun!
User avatar #52 to #47 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
LOL

I am not anonymous. My whole identity, being ewowo, resident of Funnyjunk, The Internet, is known to the general public.

and yes, they can thumb down, it serves to approve or disapprove of what I have to say. I don't actually give a **** about these thumbs. I don't get gratification or disappointment from them. They don't reward or punish me.

So yeah usernames mean jack **** .
The rest of your comment was pretty solid. I still don't fully agree with your earlier remarks, but I agree with this one.
#63 to #52 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
People have been provoked with less, I used to go to a school with a kid and he was my friend, and he stopped talking to me, because he thought I wasn't cool enough for him, so I put him up on a few site, his little "rap videos"

Silly white kid, trying to rap, people flamed the hell out of him. Found his facebook, found his youtube account.
User avatar #67 to #63 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
Offensive to the internet*
User avatar #66 to #63 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
I tend not to make a total ass of myself.


Rakin g in red thumbs with a provoking statement isn't really as offensive as being a totally ridiculous white rapper kid.
#57 to #52 - CIS White Male (08/01/2012) [-]
After a very short stint on your profile, I noticed you've posted a picture of yourself, if that is indeed you, everything in your "funnyjunk" life becomes part of your real life.   
   
I'm not one of those psychos that is gonna try to backtrack that image or find you on facebook or anything, I'm just saying the internet isn't always as safe as you think.
After a very short stint on your profile, I noticed you've posted a picture of yourself, if that is indeed you, everything in your "funnyjunk" life becomes part of your real life.

I'm not one of those psychos that is gonna try to backtrack that image or find you on facebook or anything, I'm just saying the internet isn't always as safe as you think.
#71 to #57 - kingmarston (08/01/2012) [-]
Purple Lines...
User avatar #60 to #57 - ewowo (08/01/2012) [-]
The picture doesn't compromise my security any more than my IP adress.

Which a hacker can find out about you too.

I don't think I really piss off people so much that'd they'd actually want to ruin my life irl.
I mean 'suck it newfags' doesn't provoke SUCH strong feelings.
User avatar #20 to #19 - jaynsilentbob ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
Fair point. Respect.
User avatar #10 - biggrand (08/01/2012) [-]
its not like people exactly ask "how much porn do you watch on a daily basis?"
User avatar #73 to #10 - scarletspider (08/01/2012) [-]
How much porn do YOU watch on a daily basis?
User avatar #75 to #73 - biggrand (08/01/2012) [-]
i wank atleast 3 times a day usually, the first time usually is without porn during the school year. some sundays i l make it past the 6 times mark though because im bored as **** on sundays.
#109 to #75 - asrial (08/01/2012) [-]
The skin on your dick is either obliterated or stupidly thick. I can't wank past 3 without feeling sore.
User avatar #238 to #109 - biggrand (08/02/2012) [-]
i dont masturbate the same way you do, the skin starts to tear though if i fap three times in a shorter period of time though, otherwise it just gets sore near the bottom
User avatar #77 to #75 - scarletspider (08/01/2012) [-]
I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
User avatar #9 - wertgf (08/01/2012) [-]
Me and my friends tried to list the categories of phub in study leave. We got them all in alphabetical order -.-
User avatar #8 - shallowloqi (08/01/2012) [-]
I admit to watching tons of porn. I am like the porn guy to my friends. I've seen it all and can recommend many websites to people.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - ningyoaijin (08/01/2012) [-]
I don't see how it should be vertical. If it was, then that's saying you admit to watching every amount of porn possible, but only when you actually watch a specific amount of porn. It's horizontal, which means no matter how much porn you watch, the amount of porn you admit to watching remains constant. Makes perfect sense.
User avatar #49 to #7 - kolsinder (08/01/2012) [-]
Made me think of the Price Elasticity of Demand, thumb for you. Economics, **** yeah!
#42 to #7 - poriasis (08/01/2012) [-]
Wow, now that I look at it again I feel really stupid for that. I get it now at least.
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User avatar #4 - supremetaco (08/01/2012) [-]
Now I feel sorry for the government.
User avatar #48 to #4 - themagicwizard ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
they asked for it, let's give em a show
User avatar #154 to #3 - garentei (08/02/2012) [-]
False, dogs can see colors.
#2 - bigmanblue (08/01/2012) [-]
why does the girlfriend one start to increase towards the right side?
actualy im not sure i want to know why
#1 - reusabletampon (08/01/2012) [-]
This is what I think of your charts.
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