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Comments(931):
#746
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-] 
More medal than any other country you say?
Number 1 you say?
OP must be Chinese. . . oh wait, he's American. And unlike his country's Olympics team, he's probably fat.
But here's something that the US will ALWAYS BE #1 AT:
Most obese country in the world.
lol, hurrrr durrrr murica
Number 1 you say?
OP must be Chinese. . . oh wait, he's American. And unlike his country's Olympics team, he's probably fat.
But here's something that the US will ALWAYS BE #1 AT:
Most obese country in the world.
lol, hurrrr durrrr murica
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peppebronie (08/01/2012) [-] the reason were so fat is because our food is better and tastier.
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-] 1. I am anon because I don't have an account, honestly mate (deleted)
#8 for obesity?
lol NOPE
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
And there more and more and more and more sources that put US #1
#8 for obesity?
lol NOPE
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
And there more and more and more and more sources that put US #1
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norbit (08/01/2012) [-] That's because those sites only take into consideration the most populated countries, going by percentages,
1) Nauru: 95 percent
2) Micronesia: 92 percent
3) The Cook Islands: 92 percent
www.globalpost.com/dispatch/health/101119/fat-top-10-obese
1) Nauru: 95 percent
2) Micronesia: 92 percent
3) The Cook Islands: 92 percent
www.globalpost.com/dispatch/health/101119/fat-top-10-obese
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Apparently, you're too much of a newfag to not know about me. You are in fact a pitiful specimen, aren't you? BTW, thanks for showing how much you care by editing the picture I posted. It made me laugh. Btw, kill yourself. Oh wait, the noose would probably break because of how fat you are.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's some of the shittiest trolling I've seen thus far. Funny, I thought you were 12, judging by your shitty "trolling" and use of smiles to hide your frustration. Typical for the immature. I'm just helping the world by making faggots and retards kill themselves. It also brings me pleasure and fun.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Lol, no. A little faggot trying to "troll" can't possibly make the great Conquistador mad. Gee, nice fat jokes. So original. You probably use them to take the guilt and sadness from your own weight problems. Trying to find a way to distract you and deny the obesity in your primitive mind. Lulz.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Lulz, it appears you have trouble reading. Perhaps it's your pitiful inflated ego afraid to accept the truth. How am I butthurt? I enjoy this. In fact, I've been known for.. "debating". Feels good to be Mexican. Still using my edited image over and over? Proof of your desperation.
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-] *notices that comments are still being thumbed up and down even though this thread is no longer on the first page of comments*
lol "the great Conquistador" (that's hilarious) is butthurt enough to thumb multiple times with a dynamic IP.
silly butt-hurt american.
lol "the great Conquistador" (that's hilarious) is butthurt enough to thumb multiple times with a dynamic IP.
silly butt-hurt american.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Wow, you are persistent, I'll give you that. As for intellect, you score in the negatives. Who said I don't like to share comments with friends? They like to laugh at retards too. I noticed you're paying more attention to me than most of the others on this thread. You must really be upset with me. I do truly enjoy this. Please, go on. Otherwise I'd be bored.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] >Uses smiles.
>Edits my image in a futile attempt to troll.
>Checks repeatedly for my new comments.
>Calls me a kid.
That's hilarious. Your parents must be so proud. Then again, it's their horrible genes that brought you up. Lol, I have multiple accounts. This one just recently got unbanned for malicious purposes. This name is quite known and hated, so it's nice to have it in the positives. But I suppose you're too much of a noob to reach my level. And I won't leave, I love winning debates. And there's plenty around especially with the summerfags like you coming in.
>Edits my image in a futile attempt to troll.
>Checks repeatedly for my new comments.
>Calls me a kid.
That's hilarious. Your parents must be so proud. Then again, it's their horrible genes that brought you up. Lol, I have multiple accounts. This one just recently got unbanned for malicious purposes. This name is quite known and hated, so it's nice to have it in the positives. But I suppose you're too much of a noob to reach my level. And I won't leave, I love winning debates. And there's plenty around especially with the summerfags like you coming in.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] (Response to #936)
Aww, giving up already? How unfortunate. I guess your twelve year old mind couldn't handle the abilities of the master race. Perhaps you should try learning better English. No, you're better off getting a brain transplant from a cockroach. Kind of weird, calling me fat and saying I'm "cute". You must be gay and fantasize about fat people. You're quite brave displaying your affliction. But goodbye, I enjoyed your attempts to beat me.
Aww, giving up already? How unfortunate. I guess your twelve year old mind couldn't handle the abilities of the master race. Perhaps you should try learning better English. No, you're better off getting a brain transplant from a cockroach. Kind of weird, calling me fat and saying I'm "cute". You must be gay and fantasize about fat people. You're quite brave displaying your affliction. But goodbye, I enjoyed your attempts to beat me.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] It's true, newfag. Your delusions may appear as "facts" in your psychotic mind, but unfortunately, they're not. Here are the real facts. You're too fat to see your twelve year old penis and are frustrated with your inability to fap to incest and beastiality like most FJfags do. I'm butthurt? Lol, I simply posted one pic, and got you riled up by you editing it and using the same insult over and over. That's pathetic. Btw, I know you're frustrated, don't bother hiding behind the childish smiles.
#739
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liltitan (08/01/2012) [-] I love my country as much as the next guy, but let us be honest with ourselves we have the highest obesity rate of the world so yeah we are pretty fat and lazy
#734
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alZii (08/01/2012) [-] Haha, nice one OP. Got everyone mad an shit.
But yeah, I mean. US is fat and lazy with a very small percentage that are actually true contenders for the Olympics. Besides, with that many people in the country, that small percentage is quite large.
But yeah, I mean. US is fat and lazy with a very small percentage that are actually true contenders for the Olympics. Besides, with that many people in the country, that small percentage is quite large.
#725
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shortbusterrorist (08/01/2012) [-] Also America has 11x more people than Canada so.... yeah..... We'll just stick to playing hockey and shit like that.... Maybe drink some maple syrup while we're at it....
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millennial (08/01/2012) [-] I think it'd be pretty badass to have a pet bear and to drink vodka dailt
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Just Another Guy (08/01/2012) [-] Just saying, the select few who get chosen represent the best of the nation, not the entire nation xD
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-] >Post something about America
>Guaranteed shit hitting the fan
>Someone's a thumb whore
>Guaranteed shit hitting the fan
>Someone's a thumb whore
#713
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beerformyhorses (08/01/2012) [-]
Also more civilian gun owners than any other country! fuck yeah! 'Merica
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itzjustme (08/01/2012) [-] yeah, and they only have more by roughly 1,300. It's whatever bro.
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noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-] Dear England and Canada, try being a country with 350 million people in it and still actually giving a damn about smaller peaceful countries and trying to baby sit them like children
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
>Get thumbed down twice even though this post is no longer on the front page, ergo butt-hurt american is using a proxy.
>calls others pathetic
>proxyfag doesn't look at the mirror.
hahahaha butt-hurt proxyfag american thinks thumbs are important. Must be pathetically retarded
>calls others pathetic
>proxyfag doesn't look at the mirror.
hahahaha butt-hurt proxyfag american thinks thumbs are important. Must be pathetically retarded
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Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-] Still returning to these threads? You must really care about what I have to say. You must have some fort of mental malfunction. Perhaps you should kill yourself instead of sucking meester's dick. Don't be a pussy and log in. Can't even spell "ego" right.
Also, implying I use proxies and don't show anybody these threads to laugh at. I think thumbs are important? Go ahead and thumb me down, lol, if that makes you feel better.
Also, implying I use proxies and don't show anybody these threads to laugh at. I think thumbs are important? Go ahead and thumb me down, lol, if that makes you feel better.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Oh look, another retard. I'm stupid? Look at this guy's comment praising canadurp like an over patriotic jackass. Btw, nice way of trying to spell "possess", you idiot. I love how you faggotjunkers always use the "butthurt" claim to defend themselves. Shows how stupid you faggots are. Lulz.
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meester (08/01/2012) [-]
I hardly use this website and when I do I usually seem to get stuck arguing with douchefags like you. Canada is a free nation with an unforgettable landscape. The people are nice and caring in most parts. Our governments structure is great and our laws are fair. The healthcare Canada offers is spectacular as well.
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Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-] Ah, so that anon was you. Figured. When I use this site, I end up encountering retarded 12 year old canadian faggots who are over patriotic over an ice block with nothing good to offer. Your health care is shit, and you have to pay some of the highest taxes in the world for it. Many canadians come over here for surgeries. Lol, no. It's a fact most humans are not caring and nice. No matter where you go. Your government isn't great, you have someone just as bad as Bush in office. BTW, we're higher than you are in the human development index.
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Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-] Funny, most Americans here are calm or well natured, yet always get attacked. Mainly by canucks. But anyways, enjoy your American internet, television, electronics, and products. I'm one of the few that has no regard for the lives of others. But anyways, you over patriotic, arrogant, retarded canucks deserve that. Lulz, why so angry?
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Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-] Wow, you are desperate. You already lost on our last thread. You're obsessed with me kid. Get off my dick and try making your shithole better. Oh, and is that all you can say? Butthurt? Really? You must really like fantasizing about male anuses being abused, perhaps that was done to you as a child? Oh wait, you're still a child. Hope your dad goes easy on ya for now on.
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noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-] Said....."Smaller" countries as in countries in the middle east and south africa always stopping rebellions in refugee camps and what does england do about their Mexican immigration problem OH RIGHT nothing because they don't have one
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meester (08/01/2012) [-]
We don't have to worry about that for the main reason we don't share a border with a less developed country. Our country is free and proud. From amazing coast to coast you will find spectacular-loving people who will do nothing to upset you. Our landscape is unforgettable and our Laws and Government structure is far more superior.
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noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-] Even canadians say your healthcare is shite for fucks sake you have to wait a week to get asthma treatment 30 fucking minutes in an American doctor's office and you cleared of all illnesses i mean for fucks sake Our government is an actual democracy and we can impeach any president we don't like and throw out any congress and senator members we don't like
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noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-] Destroying the human race......ok you have proved to be more retarded than i originally thought have fun when you break your leg playing your gay ass fucking sport "hockey" and you have to wait a week in the waiting room for treatment
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kovymast (08/01/2012) [-] content is nearly 1300 thumbs,comments are nearly 700. Obvious shitstorm in the comments...
#699
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ballsofpenis (08/01/2012) [-] Nobody should care about the total number of medals but rather on the concentration. Medlas won compared to the number of athletes that has competed for respective country. aight?
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N. Korean citizen (08/01/2012) [-]
If anything that means our fat people are even fatter because they weigh down the national averages enough to buffer out all these awesome athletes
#695
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oCrAzYtOwNo (08/01/2012) [-] The United States of America is not the greatest country of the world!
The only reason we win so much is because we train our athletes in high tech facilities. They build shoes which are so finely tweaked to allow for every perfect angle of impact to give the slightest advantage, hyperbaric chambers to saturate the body in oxygen to allow for better absorption of the gas and harder faster training sessions, even in basketball; when we assembled the "Dream Team" they were supposed to pick players who tried out to play for the American team. Instead they picked their professionals aka the best players in the world seeing as how basketball didn't really take off until MJ bust a nut in everybodies face that year. It ruines the spirit of the Olympics and thats why I love to see these little unknown countries out there wining gold. Im not going to lie, Im an American, I PCSed to Germany for 3 years and in having done so I realized America fucking sucks its own dick. The rest of the world hates us Americans but loves us as individuals. Quite frankely Im dissapointed in my country and in whats its become, but fuck it Im joining the Army then on to Ranger Canditacy School ASAP. Thanks for reading. Wont be suprised if you didn't.
The only reason we win so much is because we train our athletes in high tech facilities. They build shoes which are so finely tweaked to allow for every perfect angle of impact to give the slightest advantage, hyperbaric chambers to saturate the body in oxygen to allow for better absorption of the gas and harder faster training sessions, even in basketball; when we assembled the "Dream Team" they were supposed to pick players who tried out to play for the American team. Instead they picked their professionals aka the best players in the world seeing as how basketball didn't really take off until MJ bust a nut in everybodies face that year. It ruines the spirit of the Olympics and thats why I love to see these little unknown countries out there wining gold. Im not going to lie, Im an American, I PCSed to Germany for 3 years and in having done so I realized America fucking sucks its own dick. The rest of the world hates us Americans but loves us as individuals. Quite frankely Im dissapointed in my country and in whats its become, but fuck it Im joining the Army then on to Ranger Canditacy School ASAP. Thanks for reading. Wont be suprised if you didn't.
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brandonstanford (08/01/2012) [-] But, even the "best" are still americans? It's doesn't matter if they are greater than others..thats the point,every country picks their best players.And why didn't america win for the sprinting against Jamacia, if we "finely teaked" are shoes.
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oCrAzYtOwNo (08/01/2012) [-] God damnit I knew I would unleash a malestrum of red thumbs.
Like I said before, It just ruins the spirit of the Olympics. We shouldn't have to bioengineer our athletes while others,not able to afford new age high tech facilities, train their hearts out only to be beat out by fucking robocop with flesh. To me this seems unfair. The olympics is all about getting together as one species and pitting the best of the best together to see who is THE best in the world. Do you know why they made a movie about the Jamaican bobsledding team who won gold a dozen or so years ago? Its because it was such an upset, Americans dominated the sport and this little known country came from seemingly nowhere, hell where they trained they didn't even have snow. yet they trained and trained and trained and brought home the gold. Does that not inspire you man? because Im kind of sick and tired of hearing about the million dollar man winning every god damn event every 4 years. You're right it isn't just America, and not that our athletes dont work hard, regardless its unfair to the rest of the world.
Like I said before, It just ruins the spirit of the Olympics. We shouldn't have to bioengineer our athletes while others,not able to afford new age high tech facilities, train their hearts out only to be beat out by fucking robocop with flesh. To me this seems unfair. The olympics is all about getting together as one species and pitting the best of the best together to see who is THE best in the world. Do you know why they made a movie about the Jamaican bobsledding team who won gold a dozen or so years ago? Its because it was such an upset, Americans dominated the sport and this little known country came from seemingly nowhere, hell where they trained they didn't even have snow. yet they trained and trained and trained and brought home the gold. Does that not inspire you man? because Im kind of sick and tired of hearing about the million dollar man winning every god damn event every 4 years. You're right it isn't just America, and not that our athletes dont work hard, regardless its unfair to the rest of the world.
