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#746 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
More medal than any other country you say?
Number 1 you say?

OP must be Chinese. . . oh wait, he's American. And unlike his country's Olympics team, he's probably fat.

But here's something that the US will ALWAYS BE #1 AT:
Most obese country in the world.


lol, hurrrr durrrr murica
#817 to #746 - peppebronie (08/01/2012) [-]
the reason were so fat is because our food is better and tastier.
User avatar #785 to #746 - slone (08/01/2012) [-]
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/202313.php

number 1 you say?

i think you mean #2 just like the olympics
User avatar #816 to #785 - slone (08/01/2012) [-]
i would, but since your pic shows the US being tied for first i propose we agree to disagree
#794 to #785 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Still very fat. I will not discard or accept your comment.
Please post more sources saying you are #2

I have found many putting you in #1, but I can't post the links because they will be deleted (can only post 2 per day)
User avatar #820 to #794 - slone (08/01/2012) [-]
replied to the wrong comment, i dont know if anons can receive notifications but if you can, here you go, and just look up a little
#838 to #820 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Anons system of receiving notification is different. We use the Force.

And I did look up. Most sources I found put the US in #1.
So where are your sources putting you at #2

I WANT LINKS! MANY MANY LINKS!

#776 to #746 - norbit (08/01/2012) [-]
USA is #8 in the world for obesity rates.


Also, USA is currently tied for first, just because theyre on top doesnt mean we have to be chinese.

Also, anonfag is scared to say that with user account.
#780 to #776 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
1. I am anon because I don't have an account, honestly mate (deleted)

#8 for obesity?
lol NOPE
www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_obe-health-obesity
And there more and more and more and more sources that put US #1
#842 to #780 - luckodairish (08/01/2012) [-]
...and the UK isn't far behind us.
#851 to #842 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Mexico is even closer, but the US is still #1
#813 to #780 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Those results were from 2002 dumbass
User avatar #793 to #780 - slone (08/01/2012) [-]
i kept searching on down the google search results and the US and Mexico seem to be tied they both get somewhere inbetween 25 and 30% but each website seems to be different
User avatar #789 to #780 - norbit (08/01/2012) [-]
That's because those sites only take into consideration the most populated countries, going by percentages,

1) Nauru: 95 percent
2) Micronesia: 92 percent
3) The Cook Islands: 92 percent

www.globalpost.com/dispatch/health/101119/fat-top-10-obese
#775 to #758 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
lol, silly fat american
User avatar #807 to #775 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
>Implying you can tell someone's physical appearance on the internet. Are you retarded? Btw, I like how you fake your distress by posting "lol". Kill yourself.
#827 to #807 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
lol, silly fat BUTTHURT BUTTHURT BUTTHURT american
User avatar #840 to #827 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Apparently, you're too much of a newfag to not know about me. You are in fact a pitiful specimen, aren't you? BTW, thanks for showing how much you care by editing the picture I posted. It made me laugh. Btw, kill yourself. Oh wait, the noose would probably break because of how fat you are.
#855 to #840 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
lol, silly american is so butt-hurt at me he wants me to kill myself :)

I say he's about 12.
User avatar #861 to #855 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's some of the ********* trolling I've seen thus far. Funny, I thought you were 12, judging by your ****** "trolling" and use of smiles to hide your frustration. Typical for the immature. I'm just helping the world by making faggots and retards kill themselves. It also brings me pleasure and fun.
#870 to #861 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Trolling or not, you're still a fat american who's butt-hurt at me.
User avatar #881 to #870 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Lol, no. A little faggot trying to "troll" can't possibly make the great Conquistador mad. Gee, nice fat jokes. So original. You probably use them to take the guilt and sadness from your own weight problems. Trying to find a way to distract you and deny the obesity in your primitive mind. Lulz.
#888 to #881 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Your acceptance of your butt-hurt doesn't matter. You are butt-hurt and that's a an obvious fact.

Same thing with gravity, I don't have to accept it to work on me.


silly butt-hurt american.
User avatar #895 to #888 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Lulz, it appears you have trouble reading. Perhaps it's your pitiful inflated ego afraid to accept the truth. How am I butthurt? I enjoy this. In fact, I've been known for.. "debating". Feels good to be Mexican. Still using my edited image over and over? Proof of your desperation.
#902 to #895 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
*notices that comments are still being thumbed up and down even though this thread is no longer on the first page of comments*

lol "the great Conquistador" (that's hilarious) is butthurt enough to thumb multiple times with a dynamic IP.

silly butt-hurt american.
User avatar #910 to #902 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Wow, you are persistent, I'll give you that. As for intellect, you score in the negatives. Who said I don't like to share comments with friends? They like to laugh at retards too. I noticed you're paying more attention to me than most of the others on this thread. You must really be upset with me. I do truly enjoy this. Please, go on. Otherwise I'd be bored.
#916 to #910 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Silly butt-hurt american using proxies to thumb himself and thumb me down.

I couldn't care less for thumbs when I had an account, you think I will care now?

Just leave with your butt-hurt already kid :)
User avatar #923 to #916 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
>Uses smiles.
>Edits my image in a futile attempt to troll.
>Checks repeatedly for my new comments.
>Calls me a kid.

That's hilarious. Your parents must be so proud. Then again, it's their horrible genes that brought you up. Lol, I have multiple accounts. This one just recently got unbanned for malicious purposes. This name is quite known and hated, so it's nice to have it in the positives. But I suppose you're too much of a noob to reach my level. And I won't leave, I love winning debates. And there's plenty around especially with the summerfags like you coming in.
#927 to #923 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
tl;dr
butt-hurt american is still butt-hurt
User avatar #932 to #927 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
More like too retarded to read. Doesn't take that much brain power. C'mon pick it up, you're faltering. You'll never make it to my league with that slacking.
#934 to #932 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
"your league" ?
Sounds veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery cool story bro.
Facts are facts, and the fact is you are a butt-hurt, proxy-fag, silly american kid.

no one can change that
sorry :)
User avatar #1022 to #934 - Conquistador (08/03/2012) [-]
(Reply to 1021)

Obviously, I was mocking. I just found it quite funny.
User avatar #938 to #934 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
(Response to #936)

Aww, giving up already? How unfortunate. I guess your twelve year old mind couldn't handle the abilities of the master race. Perhaps you should try learning better English. No, you're better off getting a brain transplant from a cockroach. Kind of weird, calling me fat and saying I'm "cute". You must be gay and fantasize about fat people. You're quite brave displaying your affliction. But goodbye, I enjoyed your attempts to beat me.
User avatar #935 to #934 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
It's true, newfag. Your delusions may appear as "facts" in your psychotic mind, but unfortunately, they're not. Here are the real facts. You're too fat to see your twelve year old penis and are frustrated with your inability to fap to incest and beastiality like most FJfags do. I'm butthurt? Lol, I simply posted one pic, and got you riled up by you editing it and using the same insult over and over. That's pathetic. Btw, I know you're frustrated, don't bother hiding behind the childish smiles.
#1021 to #935 - anonymous (08/03/2012) [-]
"Implying you can tell someone's physical appearance on the internet."
Aren't you sort of contradicting yourself by making assumptions on his/her life and physical appearance? Just an observation..
#936 to #935 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
once again, tl;dr.

anyway, good bye silly butt-hurt american kid. good look luck with your proxies you butt-hurt fatso.



oh and here's another smiley :)
such a cute butt-hurt kid
User avatar #777 to #775 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Me? Butthurt? Hahahahaha! I'm not the one complaining about a country on a funny website. How many medals have your ******** won anyways?
#756 to #746 - peppebronie (08/01/2012) [-]
u mad ur country might be like 22nd place or 56th? or lower?
u mad ur country might be like 22nd place or 56th? or lower?
User avatar #739 - liltitan (08/01/2012) [-]
I love my country as much as the next guy, but let us be honest with ourselves we have the highest obesity rate of the world so yeah we are pretty fat and lazy
#795 to #739 - brandonstanford (08/01/2012) [-]
Australia is actually the most obese country now but, I think that our children are the most obese in our country.   
sexy gif not related
Australia is actually the most obese country now but, I think that our children are the most obese in our country.
sexy gif not related
User avatar #744 to #739 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
I believe the UK and various other countries passed us in obesity.
#755 to #744 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
NOPE, all majorly recognized sources say your country is the fattest.

Sorry.
#943 to #755 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
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#750 to #724 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
ohhh silly American.
#890 to #750 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
yeah, kinda saying that just makes your country a little less badass. And btw, Its In Soviet Russia where everything is backwards..
#849 to #750 - givehimthemulk (08/01/2012) [-]
Those aren't true Russia? You've lost lots of my admiration....
Those aren't true Russia? You've lost lots of my admiration....
#810 to #750 - millennial (08/01/2012) [-]
I think it'd be pretty badass to have a pet bear and to drink vodka dailt
User avatar #761 to #750 - Pink Floyd (08/01/2012) [-]
Can I borrow your bear?
User avatar #720 - Just Another Guy (08/01/2012) [-]
Just saying, the select few who get chosen represent the best of the nation, not the entire nation xD
#716 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
>Post something about America
>Guaranteed **** hitting the fan
>Someone's a thumb whore
#713 - beerformyhorses (08/01/2012) [-]
Also more civilian gun owners than any other country! **** yeah! 'Merica
#710 - itzjustme (08/01/2012) [-]
yeah, and they only have more by roughly 1,300. It's whatever bro.
User avatar #707 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Dear England and Canada, try being a country with 350 million people in it and still actually giving a damn about smaller peaceful countries and trying to baby sit them like children
User avatar #787 to #707 - mrwalkerfour (08/01/2012) [-]
britain** england is one of the countries that makes up BRITAIN

you don't say I'm Floridian or I'm Ohioan you say american do you?

same principal
User avatar #791 to #787 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Im only talking to England .... **** Ireland and Whales and all those other drunk retarded farmland podunk piece of **** countries
User avatar #800 to #791 - mrwalkerfour (08/01/2012) [-]
you're an obvious troll if you were really this dumb you wouldn't even know how to use your computer
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User avatar #773 to #768 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #733 to #730 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Not canada i said "Smaller" peaceful countries
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User avatar #742 to #738 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
HAHAHA oh for the love of god i hope you're trolling we save millions of civilian lives in iraq every day have fun with the liberal media telling you otherwise
#762 to #742 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
NOPE!

You just came in and brought your "war on terrorism" onto them.
A ******** of terrorist followed you, and tens of thousands of people have died ever since you invaded.

So you screwed up the country and left.
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User avatar #765 to #753 - Pink Floyd (08/01/2012) [-]
That's not true. We want the oil.
User avatar #723 to #707 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
Well he is right. You are extremely retarded..
User avatar #728 to #723 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Could you elaborate instead of just insulting me please
User avatar #736 to #728 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
You do not babysit other countries. And to sit there dictating to other that your goverment 'babysits' Canada and England. Two of the greatest nations on this Earth is just plain wrong and ignorant on your part.
User avatar #751 to #736 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
There's nothing great about canada.
User avatar #754 to #751 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
Yes... yes there is.
User avatar #763 to #754 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Prove it, faggot.
User avatar #769 to #763 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
You're coming into this argument in a hostile manner. Theres no point in me even trying to argue with you.
User avatar #939 to #769 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Hahahahaha, most of the people here are usually hostile. But unlike the rest, I possess intelligence. Don't be a coward/fool, hurry up and try to prove me wrong.
#967 to #939 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
While Meester does have some civility in his conversation, only thing you poses is stupidity. . . and butt-hurt.
User avatar #969 to #967 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, quit hiding as anon. You look even more pathetic.
#985 to #969 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
>Get thumbed down twice even though this post is no longer on the front page, ergo butt-hurt american is using a proxy.
>calls others pathetic
>proxyfag doesn't look at the mirror.

hahahaha butt-hurt proxyfag american thinks thumbs are important. Must be pathetically retarded
User avatar #1002 to #985 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Still returning to these threads? You must really care about what I have to say. You must have some fort of mental malfunction. Perhaps you should kill yourself instead of sucking meester's dick. Don't be a pussy and log in. Can't even spell "ego" right.
Also, implying I use proxies and don't show anybody these threads to laugh at. I think thumbs are important? Go ahead and thumb me down, lol, if that makes you feel better.
User avatar #968 to #967 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Oh look, another retard. I'm stupid? Look at this guy's comment praising canadurp like an over patriotic jackass. Btw, nice way of trying to spell "possess", you idiot. I love how you faggotjunkers always use the "butthurt" claim to defend themselves. Shows how stupid you faggots are. Lulz.
User avatar #970 to #968 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
I hardly use this website and when I do I usually seem to get stuck arguing with douchefags like you. Canada is a free nation with an unforgettable landscape. The people are nice and caring in most parts. Our governments structure is great and our laws are fair. The healthcare Canada offers is spectacular as well.
User avatar #980 to #970 - Conquistador (08/01/2012) [-]
Ah, so that anon was you. Figured. When I use this site, I end up encountering retarded 12 year old canadian faggots who are over patriotic over an ice block with nothing good to offer. Your health care is **** , and you have to pay some of the highest taxes in the world for it. Many canadians come over here for surgeries. Lol, no. It's a fact most humans are not caring and nice. No matter where you go. Your government isn't great, you have someone just as bad as Bush in office. BTW, we're higher than you are in the human development index.
User avatar #1001 to #980 - meester (08/02/2012) [-]
The anonymous guy seriously isn't me. Canadians only go for surgeries in the US because your surgeons are more skilled. Our leader is fine, granted, hes not the greatest possible choice, but hes doing a better job compared to what Bush or Obama did.
User avatar #1003 to #1001 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Lol, try telling that to other canadians. I see canucks always complain about him.
User avatar #1005 to #1003 - meester (08/02/2012) [-]
Like I said, not the greatest leader... but hes doing a fine job. unfortunately the person who had a chance to become one of Canada's greatest leaders passed away from Cancer a year ago.
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Lulz.
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - meester (08/02/2012) [-]
See, this is another reason why your country looks horrible in the eyes of every other nation. Ignorant-self absorbed idiots like yourself.
User avatar #1008 to #1007 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Funny, most Americans here are calm or well natured, yet always get attacked. Mainly by canucks. But anyways, enjoy your American internet, television, electronics, and products. I'm one of the few that has no regard for the lives of others. But anyways, you over patriotic, arrogant, retarded canucks deserve that. Lulz, why so angry?
User avatar #1009 to #1008 - meester (08/02/2012) [-]
Im not angry. I just feel sorry for you.
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Lol, you shouldn't. I feel sorry for you for not realizing how the world really is.
#986 to #980 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
*SNIFF* *sniff*

That's some good quality butt-hurt fat american XD

lol, pathetic proxyfag.
User avatar #1004 to #986 - Conquistador (08/02/2012) [-]
Wow, you are desperate. You already lost on our last thread. You're obsessed with me kid. Get off my dick and try making your ******** better. Oh, and is that all you can say? Butthurt? Really? You must really like fantasizing about male anuses being abused, perhaps that was done to you as a child? Oh wait, you're still a child. Hope your dad goes easy on ya for now on.
User avatar #741 to #736 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Said....."Smaller" countries as in countries in the middle east and south africa always stopping rebellions in refugee camps and what does england do about their Mexican immigration problem OH RIGHT nothing because they don't have one
User avatar #752 to #741 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
You're an idiot. Why you would even bring that up is beyond me. It just makes your country look worse.
User avatar #757 to #752 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Well we have to deal with 45 million mexicans trying to cross the border every year....Canadians need to get off their high horses....seriously there is nothing fantastic or wonderful about your country
User avatar #766 to #757 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
We don't have to worry about that for the main reason we don't share a border with a less developed country. Our country is free and proud. From amazing coast to coast you will find spectacular-loving people who will do nothing to upset you. Our landscape is unforgettable and our Laws and Government structure is far more superior.
User avatar #771 to #766 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Far superior????? AHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA im crying right now jesus christ your bloated views about canada make you look a fool
User avatar #778 to #771 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
Our Government is an actual domacracy. If we do not agree with the views of our leaders we get rid of them. Our Laws are less strict and entile everyone within our country to freedom and other benefits. Oh and Healthcare? Do I need to bring that one up?
User avatar #786 to #778 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Even canadians say your healthcare is ***** for ***** sake you have to wait a week to get asthma treatment 30 ******* minutes in an American doctor's office and you cleared of all illnesses i mean for ***** sake Our government is an actual democracy and we can impeach any president we don't like and throw out any congress and senator members we don't like
User avatar #792 to #786 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
No. You really cant. The USA is destroying the human race, and its ignorant people like you who fuel it.
User avatar #799 to #792 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
Destroying the human race......ok you have proved to be more retarded than i originally thought have fun when you break your leg playing your gay ass ******* sport "hockey" and you have to wait a week in the waiting room for treatment
User avatar #803 to #799 - meester (08/01/2012) [-]
I've broken my leg before playing Rugby. It was treated instantly and I only spent 6 hours at the hospital... waiting a week for treatment? Are you stupid?
#714 to #707 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
lol its like your retarded
User avatar #715 to #714 - noodlelover (08/01/2012) [-]
*you're* retarded
User avatar #764 to #715 - Kingsteveooo (08/01/2012) [-]
lol It's like you're retarded
#702 - kovymast (08/01/2012) [-]
content is nearly 1300 thumbs,comments are nearly 700. Obvious 						*********					 in the comments...
content is nearly 1300 thumbs,comments are nearly 700. Obvious ********* in the comments...
User avatar #699 - ballsofpenis (08/01/2012) [-]
Nobody should care about the total number of medals but rather on the concentration. Medlas won compared to the number of athletes that has competed for respective country. aight?
#708 to #699 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Well America has less athletes than England and we have a lot more medals than them. Italy has less than England too, and they have the fourth most metals as of this morning.
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#696 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
If anything that means our fat people are even fatter because they weigh down the national averages enough to buffer out all these awesome athletes
User avatar #695 - oCrAzYtOwNo (08/01/2012) [-]
The United States of America is not the greatest country of the world!

The only reason we win so much is because we train our athletes in high tech facilities. They build shoes which are so finely tweaked to allow for every perfect angle of impact to give the slightest advantage, hyperbaric chambers to saturate the body in oxygen to allow for better absorption of the gas and harder faster training sessions, even in basketball; when we assembled the "Dream Team" they were supposed to pick players who tried out to play for the American team. Instead they picked their professionals aka the best players in the world seeing as how basketball didn't really take off until MJ bust a nut in everybodies face that year. It ruines the spirit of the Olympics and thats why I love to see these little unknown countries out there wining gold. Im not going to lie, Im an American, I PCSed to Germany for 3 years and in having done so I realized America ******* sucks its own dick. The rest of the world hates us Americans but loves us as individuals. Quite frankely Im dissapointed in my country and in whats its become, but **** it Im joining the Army then on to Ranger Canditacy School ASAP. Thanks for reading. Wont be suprised if you didn't.
User avatar #824 to #695 - brandonstanford (08/01/2012) [-]
But, even the "best" are still americans? It's doesn't matter if they are greater than others..thats the point,every country picks their best players.And why didn't america win for the sprinting against Jamacia, if we "finely teaked" are shoes.
User avatar #945 to #824 - oCrAzYtOwNo (08/01/2012) [-]
Thats exactly what I mean, I love it when places like Jamaica come on top, Its like David and the Galiath.
User avatar #828 to #824 - brandonstanford (08/01/2012) [-]
Tweaked*
#709 to #695 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
And no other country in the world has the same equipment?

And I'm sorry the country you hate/live in invests in its athletes. I'm sure next time we'll pull random people off the streets with no training.
User avatar #743 to #709 - oCrAzYtOwNo (08/01/2012) [-]
God damnit I knew I would unleash a malestrum of red thumbs.

Like I said before, It just ruins the spirit of the Olympics. We shouldn't have to bioengineer our athletes while others,not able to afford new age high tech facilities, train their hearts out only to be beat out by ******* robocop with flesh. To me this seems unfair. The olympics is all about getting together as one species and pitting the best of the best together to see who is THE best in the world. Do you know why they made a movie about the Jamaican bobsledding team who won gold a dozen or so years ago? Its because it was such an upset, Americans dominated the sport and this little known country came from seemingly nowhere, hell where they trained they didn't even have snow. yet they trained and trained and trained and brought home the gold. Does that not inspire you man? because Im kind of sick and tired of hearing about the million dollar man winning every god damn event every 4 years. You're right it isn't just America, and not that our athletes dont work hard, regardless its unfair to the rest of the world.
#692 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
America **** Yeah
User avatar #682 - disiprine (08/01/2012) [-]
China is kick ass as usual.
#717 to #682 - beerformyhorses (08/01/2012) [-]
China need to stop selling us Americans their cheap garbage!!!
#676 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
There's also the fact that we're the only country contributing like 300 athletes this year.
#712 to #676 - anonymous (08/01/2012) [-]
Wrong. Just completely wrong. We have around 530. England has around 560.
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