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Growing Up - You beautiful basta-
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Comments(292):
#130
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averagegirl **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-] Once a day adds 4 years. 700 times a year will add 8 years.
You could maybe live forever..unless your libido settles down once you're older as it normally does.
You could maybe live forever..unless your libido settles down once you're older as it normally does.
#112
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wirecred (07/31/2012) [-] When I was 13- 14 i tried not to fap more than 3 times a week so i could have more testosterone to grow a mustache, armpit hair ect. It ended up doing nothing and I just got super angry all the time
#103
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ukuleleofvengeance (07/31/2012) [-] it probably levels out though, cos the extra 8 years is the time you spent wanking your health back up
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poonjavie (07/31/2012) [-]
why is it that some of you boys can only come a couple of times a day, and others can come like every half an hour?
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2012) [-]
I think this thread is hilarious, chica. These guys who are raping you with red thumbs are the same guys that will bitch about girls not liking them or friend zoning them. I can tell most of these guys get turned down so much that they resent any woman who doesn't immediately offer them sex.
inb4 hurrdurr whiteknighting
inb4 hurrdurr whiteknighting
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poonjavie (08/01/2012) [-]
Anon I love you. I come back to this shitstorm of red thumbs. It's quite amusing. And I gotta agree, I think these guys probably never get laid which is why they are having such a hard time understanding everything I say. But it's ok :)
and I wrote come instead of cum, because I don't like constantly using lazy-person's vulgar slang
and I wrote come instead of cum, because I don't like constantly using lazy-person's vulgar slang
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poonjavie (07/31/2012) [-]
actually no :/ females are not sexually driven by either estrogen or progesterone. those 2 hormones deal mostly with controlling a woman's menstrual cycle and fertility. a sharp spike in both during her time of ovulation leads to a high sex drive, but testosterone also spikes dramatically when a woman is sexually driven. when it comes to sex drive testosterone is pretty gender neutral. it's just an excess of testosterone on a normal basis that leads to women having things like beards and lack of breasts, etc. these women generally also lack estrogen and progesterone
#57
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aBlindMoron (07/31/2012) [-] >be 15
>parents aren't home for 4 hours
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period
>fapped 7 times in the next 2 hours
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure
>fourth time was actually slightly painful
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen
>still I carried on for the sake of science
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came
>dick started bleeding
>freak out
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance
>dick bleeds out in pants
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear
>i had to reveal the secret
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes
>to my surprise
>she did the mash
>she did the monster mash
>parents aren't home for 4 hours
>decide to see how many times I can fap in that time period
>fapped 7 times in the next 2 hours
>by the third time my orgasms yielded no pleasure
>fourth time was actually slightly painful
>fifth time my cum was pink from having blood mixed into the semen
>seventh time yielded more blood than semen
>still I carried on for the sake of science
>eight time I felt something "pop" in my shaft before I came
>dick started bleeding
>freak out
>too embarrassed to call an ambulance
>dick bleeds out in pants
>months later my mother notices the blood in my underwear
>i had to reveal the secret
>i couldn't even look her in the eyes
>to my surprise
>she did the mash
>she did the monster mash
#54
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doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-] **doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #36234 at Roll sixtuplets, get blue text for six months **
I guess so
I guess so
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tailsx (07/31/2012) [-] **tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The Dark Knight Rises ** < Purple
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doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-] **doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at sneeze **
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texie (07/31/2012) [-] **texie rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Pickup Line **
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beepbeepjeep **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-] **beepbeepjeep rolled a random image posted in comment #66613 at Anime & Manga ** purple
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doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-] **doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #161 at Morbid for ketchup lovers **
Purple drank
Purple drank
#52
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GetOnMyHorse (07/31/2012) [-] I'd have to go without doing it for at least two weeks to work up the ability to do it more than twice in one day, so I don't plan on doing that.
