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#53 - gravitysandwich has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #51 - FelipeRuiz (07/29/2012) [-]
I wondered why my middle name was Threesome.
#49 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #56 to #49 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
Urethral Penetration
#383 to #56 - kjeks (07/30/2012) [-]
That made my whole body hurt..   
   
I hate you.
That made my whole body hurt..

I hate you.
#313 to #56 - spidermanrapeskids (07/30/2012) [-]
No!   
No!   
God No!!
No!
No!
God No!!
#301 to #56 - funmanigro (07/30/2012) [-]
wut
wut
#276 to #56 - kampi (07/30/2012) [-]
What sick fucker would want to DO that?!   
Honestly?!
What sick fucker would want to DO that?!
Honestly?!
User avatar #439 to #276 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
I saw this guy put a butter knife inside his penis the whole thing up until the last 1.5 inches of the knife
#440 to #439 - kampi (07/30/2012) [-]
I didn't want to know that.   
Nope.   
Bye.
I didn't want to know that.
Nope.
Bye.
User avatar #441 to #440 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
Imagine putting a tight, like really tight, rubber band and trying to pee, and letting it build up...
#442 to #441 - kampi (07/30/2012) [-]
I've actually already done that...
I've actually already done that...
User avatar #443 to #442 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
Weirdo
#444 to #443 - kampi (07/30/2012) [-]
Says the male teenager who watches ponies...
Says the male teenager who watches ponies...
User avatar #445 to #444 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
For the porn
#446 to #445 - kampi (07/30/2012) [-]
Okay.   
I'm out.
Okay.
I'm out.
User avatar #447 to #446 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
Totally regular.
#70 to #56 - nerdofwar (07/30/2012) [-]
MFW googled it
MFW googled it
User avatar #141 to #70 - scarletspider (07/30/2012) [-]
ohgodwhy.jpg
User avatar #71 to #70 - mistressluna (07/30/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #44 - symustafa (07/29/2012) [-]
Actually, Mercedes is named after someone, like a lot of other car-companies.
#73 to #44 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2012) [-]
Mercedes Benz was the name of a possible investors daughter. The guy behind the company promised that he would name the company after the other guy's daughter if he invested. So the name Mercedes was immortalized as a car brand instead of an actual name and to this day many people don't know it's a legitimate name.
User avatar #88 to #73 - ahj (07/30/2012) [-]
actually, the name Mercedes-Benz comes from the merging of Mercedes, a division of Daimler-Motoren-Gesellschaft, and Benz & Company Rheinische Gasmotoren-Fabrik, the creators of the first modern automobile.
#40 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
Oh look.
A big time comic maker.
Never mind that this was predictable.
I just want to tell you how nice this OC was.
Yeah, you ride the fanboy wave to the front page.
#45 to #40 - caiadaa (07/29/2012) [-]
I didn't predict it, so fuck yo shit.

Also, the comments derived from OP's set-up were pretty funny too, so there's that.
#36 - arnoldbusk (07/29/2012) [-]
Finally. Actual funny OC
#108 to #34 - tenmillionbears (07/30/2012) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #135 to #108 - untamedlazyeye (07/30/2012) [-]
She wanted dick as a kid.
#194 to #135 - tenmillionbears (07/30/2012) [-]
That's what I thought...it's just that he used that frame of the comic for the joke instead of the last one, like everyone else, and I thought it was a different joke. Also, I don't think it implies that she wanted it as a kid, just anytime before having the child.
#33 - scarfacetfs (07/29/2012) [-]
I laughed more at the comments.
I laughed more at the comments.
#32 - jeudyfeo (07/29/2012) [-]
Should have named him Goku
Should have named him Goku
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#31 - jeudyfeo has deleted their comment. [-]
#29 - weediemaan (07/29/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#28 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
Mercedes is actually a Spanish name derived from the Mary-related expression "Nuestra Senora de la Mercedes", Our Lady of Mercy.
#21 - thechosentroll (07/29/2012) [-]
Four mothers were at group therapy with their kids. The psychologist said:   
"Laides, you all have the same problem. Your various obsessions have affected your childrens' names."   
He turned to the firts.   
"Merry, you have an eating disorder, so you named your daughter Candy."   
He told the second   
"Betty, you're an alcoholic, so you've named your daughter Tequila."   
"Victoria, you're obsessed with wealth, leading to your daughters' name - Mercedes" he told the third. He turned to the fourth and sais:   
"And you Nicol are..."   
"HOLD ON!" she interupted him "I'm not just going to sit here and listen to this bullshit." She grabbed her son by the showder and said "Come on, Dick, we're going home."
Four mothers were at group therapy with their kids. The psychologist said:
"Laides, you all have the same problem. Your various obsessions have affected your childrens' names."
He turned to the firts.
"Merry, you have an eating disorder, so you named your daughter Candy."
He told the second
"Betty, you're an alcoholic, so you've named your daughter Tequila."
"Victoria, you're obsessed with wealth, leading to your daughters' name - Mercedes" he told the third. He turned to the fourth and sais:
"And you Nicol are..."
"HOLD ON!" she interupted him "I'm not just going to sit here and listen to this bullshit." She grabbed her son by the showder and said "Come on, Dick, we're going home."
#92 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2012) [-]
#38 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
Would you rather live deformed or never have existed? It's a pretty easy choice. People will almost always choose life no matter how horrible the life will be. Plus there's no way they could have known it would be like that before it was too late to abort so no matter how you look at it you're a dumbass.
#42 to #38 - riefenstahl (07/29/2012) [-]
We are having a very nice debate on that in Spain right now, as our new conservative government wants to ban abortion, specially when it comes to deformed cases. Has to be a hard choice for parents, if it was me and we were talking about a fucked up life, I would choose not to be born I guess. But I also guess there is no way of making that decision before you are born so...
User avatar #39 to #38 - iamnewhere (07/29/2012) [-]
I don't see your point. I'm not stating any opinions on the subject that is abortion, i merely posted a picture i find humorous.

If you can't handle this, then maybe you should get off the internet.
User avatar #30 to #7 - gravediggernalk (07/29/2012) [-]
I lol'd so hard.

Take a green thumb.
User avatar #26 to #7 - turian (07/29/2012) [-]
is that from the new alien movie?
#5 - irwincardozo (07/29/2012) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #8 to #2 - DrBobsPatient (07/29/2012) [-]
hahaha... love it!
#1 - rottengrits **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]
It's like every big comic maker puts old ass jokes in comic form every single time. I saw this coming a mile away reading the first panel
#41 to #1 - coreyslyf (07/29/2012) [-]
well, from the top panel to the bottom, it's only a few inches, maybe feet depending on your resolution...
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