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User avatar #28 - skubasteve (07/30/2012) [-]
San diego passed a law not allowing us to drink on the beach.

So we started drinking in the water.

They said we cant be touching the sand.

We got drunk on pool floaties.

Now it is illegal to drink on the beach, standing in the water, or floating in the water unless you are in motorized vehicles.

Incoming BUI"s
User avatar #56 to #28 - darthacerbus (07/30/2012) [-]
FLOATOPIA WHAT WHAT
User avatar #39 to #28 - faithrider (07/30/2012) [-]
where i live we have a lake and it is illegal to operate a boat on the lake whil intoxicated...
User avatar #44 to #39 - schlecht (07/30/2012) [-]
To be fair, it's illegal to operate any motorized vehicle anywhere in the US while intoxicated. Land, sea, or air.
User avatar #45 to #44 - faithrider (07/30/2012) [-]
i see your point...
#50 to #45 - drroxxo (07/30/2012) [-]
who said it needed operation anyway...drinking! drinking! drinking!
#29 to #28 - drroxxo (07/30/2012) [-]
should trink under the water
User avatar #30 to #29 - PenguinsOfMars (07/30/2012) [-]
Oh god dude that made me lol so hard
#49 to #30 - drroxxo (07/30/2012) [-]
better yet...train a dolphin so you can ride it while drinking...force them to make new stupid laws lol
#27 - mikeymanboy (07/30/2012) [-]
He's been... busy.
User avatar #25 - fancyrikoo (07/30/2012) [-]
Make the skinny guy dig a table in the sand.
User avatar #26 to #25 - waffies ONLINE (07/30/2012) [-]
skinny dude has some decent muscle actually...
User avatar #66 to #26 - opchow (07/30/2012) [-]
lol
User avatar #22 - bakinboy (07/29/2012) [-]
my favorite drinking game is "drink a lot without ping pong balls in my face"
#21 - wickedninjaking (07/29/2012) [-]
>miss cup
>hit sand
>no clean balls
>sandy beer
>fuck
#52 to #21 - Mikeyh (07/30/2012) [-]
wait people still pour beer in the cups rather than have beer and drink it when they make it?
User avatar #75 to #52 - EvanHoladay (07/30/2012) [-]
thats what i do , i fill the cups with water and just have a beer
#24 to #21 - mangoskatertwo (07/30/2012) [-]
You don't play beer pong without a rinse cup.
#23 to #21 - jungleluv (07/30/2012) [-]
it looks like they have a water cup on both sides to wash the balls before they shoot.
#18 - britz (07/29/2012) [-]
That is one hell of a sandbar... Sorry, everybody.
User avatar #16 - themrsunshine (07/29/2012) [-]
I just saw this picture on my facebook some days ago? Think these guys might be danes... wtf...
#102 to #16 - N. Korean citizen (07/30/2012) [-]
we are danes :)
User avatar #133 to #102 - themrsunshine (07/30/2012) [-]
I throught so ;D
User avatar #17 to #16 - themrsunshine (07/29/2012) [-]
wtf...
#15 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
The only downside of doing this is the warm beer. It was like drinking tea with beer taste.. I think i actually burned my tongue at some point while drinking it.
User avatar #14 - foelkera (07/29/2012) [-]
>At beach
>Making sand castle for teh lulz
>Have a huge trench dug out to keep waves from destroying it
>Trench also supplies me with wet sand
>Dribble wet sand to make small spires
>Eventually make ~4 foot tall castle
>Go back to family's spot on the beach for a soda
>Finish up, head back to add on to castle
>Some little cuntnozzle is knocking it down while his mother films him
>Dropkick the little bastard into the ocean for fucking up three hours of work
>Queen bitch decides to make some kind of screeching noise at me
>Black out
>Wake up in empty room, save for a box
>Open it
>It has cake in it
>Cake is a lie
>Just like this story
#20 to #14 - bagofshenanigans (07/29/2012) [-]
While I despise you for lying, I admire you for admitting it, and for entertaining me these last 12 seconds.

Thumb for you.
#13 - badgoodass (07/29/2012) [-]
Punch some trees and burn the sand you got to get some glass
#9 - jakemakefunny (07/29/2012) [-]
"We're gonna be so pissed guys"
#6 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
hey dem kender jeg! de er fra danmark. en af mine venner på face er venner med dem. (hey i know them they are from denmark)
#10 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
you sound like a complete idiot. Go knock yourself out with a dozen of pain killers. moron
User avatar #3 - TehBlackfire (07/29/2012) [-]
how does it bounce on sand?
#11 to #3 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
it's beerpong. it's not suppose to bounce unless you suck at it
#19 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
The only way I've played it is if you bounce and make it they lose two cups for not being able to swat it away
User avatar #12 to #11 - TehBlackfire (07/29/2012) [-]
well we cant all be first-round picks...
User avatar #2 - brianhimself ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
This is a sign you may be an alcohol and tearing your family apart.
#5 to #2 - Awesomenessniss (07/29/2012) [-]
Family photo?
#7 to #5 - brianhimself ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
No.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Awesomenessniss (07/29/2012) [-]
... alright
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