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#107 - downwiththesicknes (07/29/2012) [-]
**downwiththesicknes rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Comic-Con Humor ** even worse with morning wood
User avatar #106 - Darianvincent (07/29/2012) [-]
....So I'm the only one that immediately thought of the occasional double stream piss that we guys get? No? Okay...
User avatar #104 - dxninjaxo (07/29/2012) [-]
twice now i've woken up early at like 4 hours of sleep and funny shit happened.
1st Time: I walked downstairs and i went to the washroom and missed for the first second and splattered. After cleaning it up i walked downstairs (scratchy wood stairs) and slipped on the edge and cut the back of my heel. that was 3 weeks ago, still not heeled.
2nd Time: Same situation except i sat down to piss so that wouldn't happen (inb4 pussy). But the foreskin of my dick was on the tip of the seat and it sprayed straight up and on to the floor. Cleaned that shit up again and walked downstairs and slipped again. This time i caught myself remembering last time.
#105 to #104 - dxninjaxo (07/29/2012) [-]
**dxninjaxo rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Your Fucking Welcome ** how i pee in the morning
User avatar #119 to #105 - imagnetsux (07/29/2012) [-]
you should drink more fluids
#103 - iheartdip (07/29/2012) [-]
**iheartdip rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Smoking Kills ** what happens when I pee
**iheartdip rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Smoking Kills ** what happens when I pee
#102 - sedativechunk (07/29/2012) [-]
I know this feeling... I hate having to go to the bathroom so bad...
User avatar #109 to #102 - idancethefoxtrot (07/29/2012) [-]
Whenever you have to use the restroom really badly, think about sex. No, I'm not kidding.
#148 to #109 - sedativechunk (07/29/2012) [-]
But then I just have to take a piss with a boner...
#101 - epiknarwhalz (07/29/2012) [-]
**epiknarwhalz rolled a random image posted in comment #76336 at Anime & Manga ** MFW peeing in the morning
#97 - krumpeach (07/29/2012) [-]
**krumpeach rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Magic... ** Mfw peeing in the morning
#93 - racrox (07/29/2012) [-]
**racrox rolled a random image posted in comment #264 at ICE!!!!!!!! ** How I pee
#92 - goochmaster (07/29/2012) [-]
**goochmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at woody **

how I pee in the morning

third time's the charm
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User avatar #89 - qazzuiop (07/29/2012) [-]
peeing after fapping, however....
User avatar #86 - psychonixx ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
Double barrel penis.
User avatar #84 - ampy (07/29/2012) [-]
That usually happens to me after I fap...
User avatar #74 - nuggetry (07/29/2012) [-]
she dont pee no mo'
#72 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Like a boss **
#73 to #72 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (07/29/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Diabetes **
#79 to #73 - animedudej (07/29/2012) [-]
**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #406 at it's about true ** hey, it seems to be allot of win in your posts so may i have some?
#71 - mariochat (07/29/2012) [-]
**mariochat rolls 2,989**
This thread is now quads
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#78 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 150,918**
#81 to #76 - mariochat (07/29/2012) [-]
**mariochat rolls 808**
This thread is now triples.
Actually I don't give two fucks if i roll trips, just bored.
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#80 to #76 - mariochat (07/29/2012) [-]
**mariochat rolls 712**
This thread is now triples.
#98 to #80 - sedativechunk (07/29/2012) [-]
let me help you with that...
#100 to #99 - sedativechunk (07/29/2012) [-]
**sedativechunk rolls 875**
#69 - Afterlife (07/29/2012) [-]
so you have 2 penises?
#82 to #69 - ilovehitler ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
#68 - hmficjustinbieber (07/29/2012) [-]
yeah, I know what you mean
#65 - bigbootygabriel (07/29/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
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