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#422 - Blackarican (07/29/2012) [-]
cancer can wait...
User avatar #413 - shabbarbie (07/29/2012) [-]
and the problem is?
#409 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
Weren't his powers limited to Buffalo, NY though?
User avatar #421 to #409 - phyrexianninja (07/29/2012) [-]
no, just hearing the prayers was limited to buffalo. He pulled the moon with an imaginary rope to make the night more romantic, and in the process caused problems for people in tidal areas.
User avatar #408 - sigmaalphaepsilon (07/29/2012) [-]
I don't see the issue here.
#406 - toxicfate (07/29/2012) [-]
**toxicfate rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at Every. Damn. Time ** mfw i wake up in the morning and im god
#403 - mcrut (07/29/2012) [-]
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#402 - jshrysmth (07/29/2012) [-]
sounds like the right decision to me.
#400 - paradoxpoetic (07/29/2012) [-]
That's a good point, this isn't even close to fair. On one side, you have something insanely important and absolutely essentially the first thing you should do with unlimited power... on the other side, cancer and world hunger.
#397 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #396 - ihasapie (07/29/2012) [-]
We have enough stupid memes already.
#392 - devilshairpiecetwo (07/29/2012) [-]
Dunno about the rest of you, but that's the first thing I would've done.
#390 - deadfeds (07/29/2012) [-]
Ill act like I give a fuck for a minute or two, but I really dont.
Ill act like I give a fuck for a minute or two, but I really dont.
#389 - therealdoctor (07/29/2012) [-]
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#387 - N. Korean citizen (07/29/2012) [-]
You guys are all forgetting one of the major plot points. He only had God powers in Buffalo. That's why the Sabres won the Stanley Cup and everybody only got like 10 cents from winning the lottery. He couldn't have cured cancer if he wanted too.

...I ruined a good joke.
#382 - trondoom (07/29/2012) [-]
**trondoom rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at winning ** nice pair of tits
**trondoom rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at winning ** nice pair of tits
#379 - cuntnigga (07/29/2012) [-]
how jim carrey feels
#365 - Brodyjguy (07/29/2012) [-]
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#383 to #365 - xxxbluntswagsexgod (07/29/2012) [-]
dude i have a panther chameleon named athena
#358 - meloninspector (07/29/2012) [-]
**meloninspector rolled a random image posted in comment #3146 at Hating ** So world hunger and cancer are somehow more important than Jennifer Aniston's tits? I don't get it.
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