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User avatar #43 - legogunnar (07/28/2012) [-]
She's got quite nice fingernails...
User avatar #38 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Kinda beside the point, but thats a nice knife
User avatar #27 - knifeyoass (07/28/2012) [-]
gerber remix :D
#25 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
dat slut was guna fuck you up!
User avatar #21 - SlowpokeForever (07/28/2012) [-]
I have that same knife :D
User avatar #26 to #21 - EvilSquiggly (07/28/2012) [-]
Do you know where I can get one? Im very interested in it, simply because of the shape.
User avatar #28 to #26 - SlowpokeForever (07/28/2012) [-]
Most Wal*Marts and similar stores have them in the hunting/gun/camping section of the store. It's only about 10 dollars at my local one but God is it a great knife. The also sell tomahawks, and finger saws in the same area. It's my go to place if the zombies attack.
#35 to #28 - aksion (07/28/2012) [-]
They sell all of that yet a kinder egg is illegal.   
   
K.
They sell all of that yet a kinder egg is illegal.

K.
User avatar #217 to #35 - SlowpokeForever (07/28/2012) [-]
Your guess is as good as mine mate. :/
User avatar #30 to #28 - Keleth (07/28/2012) [-]
"It's my go to place if the zombies attack." there would be so many people, you'd be shot on the spot cause everyone wants it for themselves. your better off going to bumfuck nowhere where everyone has a gun and just raid empty homes or small stores
#29 to #28 - EvilSquiggly (07/28/2012) [-]
Thanks :3   
I collect knives and this one really interested me.
Thanks :3
I collect knives and this one really interested me.
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#17 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
literally taken straigh from reddit
you depress me
User avatar #18 to #17 - DJMartin (07/28/2012) [-]
I got this from Tumblr
Also, I though this was a "funny picture sharing site", not an "It has to be made here in order to be funny-site".
User avatar #224 to #18 - iizsimon (07/29/2012) [-]
YES
#221 to #18 - metrotoxic (07/29/2012) [-]
Give this man a medal.
Give this man a medal.
User avatar #32 to #18 - Naimzorz (07/28/2012) [-]
Too many fucking idiots nowadays don't understand this
User avatar #15 - steavo (07/28/2012) [-]
Ok because they totally wouldn't float safely down into the water.
User avatar #140 to #15 - artjunk (07/28/2012) [-]
It's not the water you have to worry about, mate. It's what's waitin' for ye in the water.
User avatar #64 to #15 - kvamsdal (07/28/2012) [-]
Theres actually been cases where the rope slit, and people died.
Ain't got no physics reason or shit, but yeah
#52 to #15 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
If they didn't get off the parachute before they got to the water it is quite easy to drown since the parachute will just drag them down.
User avatar #31 to #15 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (07/28/2012) [-]
Not only is the rope keeping them at a safe height, so if it was cut, they would go upwards for quite a distance, depending on wind. But, also, there is land not too far from them
User avatar #58 to #31 - drulludanni ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
no they wouldnt because its the boats force which is keeping them flying not the wind just like someone jumps down in a parachute they arent gonna randomly fly upwards
User avatar #80 to #58 - sarahjessicabronie (07/28/2012) [-]
yes they wouldnt because the force boats that keeps parachuting upwards into the wind, like you wouldnt jump someone down to the boat they would just keep going up forever
#186 to #80 - mahnamesjakers (07/28/2012) [-]
>yes they wouldnt
>you wouldnt jump someone down to the boat
>wat
#94 to #80 - N. Korean citizen (07/28/2012) [-]
Actually, judging by the alignment of the waves and the position of the sun in the sky at that time, they would shoot 5,000 feet directly upwards and spontaneously combust if the line was cut.
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#10 - carlose (07/28/2012) [-]
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#188 to #10 - llpanic (07/28/2012) [-]
damn i would love to have one of those with the text "cool story bro"   
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damn i would love to have one of those with the text "cool story bro"
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#8 - hornyunicorns (07/28/2012) [-]
iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
#6 - antistar ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #216 to #215 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (07/28/2012) [-]
Don't mind me. Just wasting my deletes for the day..
#5 - realyboredguy (07/28/2012) [-]
It would not be such a big deal, right?
There would only be a real problems if the water is populated by un-friendly creatures.
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User avatar #33 to #12 - Naimzorz (07/28/2012) [-]
Negros would never touch water, because water is clean
User avatar #13 to #12 - mjformj (07/28/2012) [-]
Water populated by negros? Not plausible.
User avatar #16 to #13 - radtroll (07/28/2012) [-]
Negros live in water now!? wtf ...
User avatar #22 to #16 - SlowpokeForever (07/28/2012) [-]
They do eat a lot of watermelon. Watermelon, as we know, has a shit ton of water in it. Tl;dr, they're adapting.
User avatar #23 to #22 - radtroll (07/28/2012) [-]
I eat tons or watermelon regularly OMG am I a Negro ??
User avatar #24 to #23 - SlowpokeForever (07/28/2012) [-]
No my good man but soon you shall be the first of a new race of mer people :D
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User avatar #4 - alexryan (07/28/2012) [-]
i know it says not mine in the desc

but for fuck sake you took the title straight out of reddit and for that i say go fuck yourself
i dont give a shit about my thumbs enymore because i went on reddit before and i realised 70% of funnyjunk is taken from reddit ....fuck you ,your a bad person
go ahead thumb me down i dont give a fuck
User avatar #7 to #4 - DJMartin (07/28/2012) [-]
I got this from Tumblr
#9 to #7 - wodahs (07/28/2012) [-]
Regardless of the site you got it from, the picture IS from Reddit... I think that's what this guy is getting at.
User avatar #2 - razgrizninja (07/27/2012) [-]
nice gerber remix, it can cut straight through that
#1 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
Do it, faggot.
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