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User avatar #9613493 - fjaddictftw (09/03/2014) [-]
ughhh
User avatar #9613489 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
dubslao says my irish accent makes me pronounce some words that are so different its not understandable

he says i pronounce 'error' like 'renerra'
i dont think i do
fuck u dubslao
#9613498 to #9613489 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
you've an Irish accent?

wait..what?

you're irish too?

you're a goddamn northy aren't ya?
User avatar #9613511 to #9613498 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
ye
after 12 years in america i still havent lost my accent
and fuck no. im a fucking cunt and absolute filth without a doubt but not that much
User avatar #9613525 to #9613511 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
lol try to keep it as best you can then. the ladies love it over there

and most of the american accents are whiny and irritating as fuck

part from the south, love a good Georgian accent..
#9613487 - jonglio ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
**jonglio rolls 55**
User avatar #9613490 to #9613487 - marcinthedark (09/03/2014) [-]
what a hottie
User avatar #9613484 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
god bless fuckyourtoast for gifting me PAYDAY 2 just because i rolled dubs

he is my hero, wherever he is
User avatar #9613486 to #9613485 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
i did not understand literally a single word of that
User avatar #9613492 to #9613488 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
i have no fucking clue what the fuck he is saying
all i'm hearing is 'deed' and 'nevermind'
User avatar #9613496 to #9613495 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
what the fuck
User avatar #9613483 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
what the fuck is the difference between gigabyte and gigabit
User avatar #9613491 to #9613483 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
basically the same thing. it's synonymous in and of it self. prettty much..
#9613482 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
tfw taking 30 minutes to copy an 11 gb folder
User avatar #9613479 - tinkotin (09/03/2014) [-]
say aaaaaah
User avatar #9613502 to #9613479 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
NOW SPIT
User avatar #9613456 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
>Gf had appointment at 10am today
>I set alarm for us to get up
>She doesn't
>its not my job to get us up
>I turn off alarm in my sleep, and I wake up at 10:20
>She can't get another appointment for a whole week
>Complains that the place is terrible and its not her fault that she woke up late

Maybe if she was responsible I wouldn't be sitting here up this early
User avatar #9613480 to #9613456 - assyria (09/03/2014) [-]
you should wake her up at 4 am everyday to teach her to wake up to be on time
User avatar #9613474 to #9613456 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
isn't there like a midoc sort of thing in the states?

like a doc you can see at any time if you really need one?
User avatar #9613481 to #9613474 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
i think i may have just gave my location away.

oh well, lol
User avatar #9613467 to #9613456 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
pls be in london
User avatar #9613473 to #9613467 - Sunset (09/03/2014) [-]
i'm not mocking him
User avatar #9613476 to #9613473 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah but

I am
User avatar #9613466 to #9613456 - Sunset (09/03/2014) [-]
pls respond
User avatar #9613459 to #9613456 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
PLs stop bitching about shit we don't care about
User avatar #9613461 to #9613459 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
I should say the same to you since all you do is complain about weeaboos on other sites we dont give a shit about
User avatar #9613463 to #9613461 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
Literally everything in that sentence was wrong
User avatar #9613475 to #9613452 - zependium (09/03/2014) [-]
beautiful
User avatar #9613447 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
US claims it has rightful access to data stored on servers anywhere in the world.

kek, fucking murica man
User avatar #9613446 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna start saving these beautiful pictures of this car.
User avatar #9613448 to #9613446 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
"and here's 4357 pictures of the car i want but will never have"
User avatar #9613449 to #9613448 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
Its only 32k
I'll have it soon
User avatar #9613450 to #9613449 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
maybe if you didn't sleep or eat anything for the next year and a half
User avatar #9613451 to #9613450 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
uh
you realize i make like 60k right?
User avatar #9613454 to #9613451 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
60 grand??

from what?
User avatar #9613460 to #9613454 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
He's a master kebeb chef
User avatar #9613458 to #9613454 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
im the manager of a dildo manufacturing plant
User avatar #9613472 to #9613458 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
i bet you have a lot of samples
User avatar #9613455 to #9613445 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
hate to be a cunt phanny

but that car is pretty meh to be honest

you should aspire to greater things, man..
User avatar #9613457 to #9613455 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
sorry i dont aspire to own a 300,000$ car
User avatar #9613462 to #9613457 - mymyamo (09/03/2014) [-]
i'm not saying that but you can definitely pick up something alot nicer than that for way cheaper than 3k

hell my dodge challenger cost like a fraction of that..
User avatar #9613537 to #9613462 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
i like those too
they're nice
User avatar #9613443 to #9613440 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
she doesn't even look good
User avatar #9613434 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
i'm gonna go buy the fluttershy thingy
seeya'
User avatar #9613435 to #9613434 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
wat
User avatar #9613437 to #9613435 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
i'll show pic when i have it
User avatar #9613438 to #9613437 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
is it a plsuh? a toy?

a huge rubber cock?
#9613465 to #9613438 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
oh man i wish it was that last thing you said
but it's not
it's this
User avatar #9613470 to #9613465 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
ohh.. one of those

was to one of my friends 20 year old birthday and he got on of those with rainbow dash
User avatar #9613471 to #9613470 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
they have everyone in that store

best store in the world
User avatar #9613501 to #9613471 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
what store?
User avatar #9613510 to #9613503 - fluttermon ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
don't have that in denmark

i think
User avatar #9613518 to #9613510 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
probably, i could only find a norwegian webpage so it's probably only in norway
www.outland.no/
look at all the cool things i can buy
#9613433 - phanact (09/03/2014) [-]
gencoupe.com

this is my kind of website
User avatar #9613422 - eezo (09/03/2014) [-]
DUNK GON' GIVE IT TO YA
#9613416 - ashedust (09/03/2014) [-]
My breakfast was turkey on a tortilla. My lunch will probably be turkey on a tortilla. My dinner will probably be a sandwich from work.

I think it's time to go shopping sometime soon.
User avatar #9613418 to #9613416 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
i didn't have breakfast because i didn't have time
i didn't have lunch in school because i didn't have money
i git 9500kr after school so i went to burger king and got a cheeseburger
life is k
User avatar #9613419 to #9613418 - ashedust (09/03/2014) [-]
Mmm... burgers.
User avatar #9613426 to #9613419 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
burger is what i almost always eat, right under chocolate milk
User avatar #9613430 to #9613426 - ashedust (09/03/2014) [-]
I had chocolate milk the other day.
User avatar #9613432 to #9613430 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
i have it always
User avatar #9613412 - oxymoronking (09/03/2014) [-]
school sstarts soon
User avatar #9613415 to #9613412 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
i just finished school for today
User avatar #9613420 to #9613415 - oxymoronking (09/03/2014) [-]
are you australiain?
User avatar #9613421 to #9613420 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
no, i'm norwegian. australia is on the other side of the planet
User avatar #9613428 to #9613421 - oxymoronking (09/03/2014) [-]
so is norway
User avatar #9613429 to #9613428 - puffyclouds (09/03/2014) [-]
but australia is on the other side of the planet from norway, they're probably sleeping down there
User avatar #9613444 to #9613429 - oxymoronking (09/03/2014) [-]
but it like 4 for you
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