nou

you fail

nou

bai

*cuddles you* Noot noot <3

*cuddles back* sleep well

Rest well

i love that gif, and yea you have to be slightly crazy to say you were abducted by aliens

lets look at this from the alien point of view

lets just hover around this planet abduct cows and people then plop them down as if nothing happened leave and never make any formal contact for absolutely no reason what so ever then lets land in corn and leave making a highly obscure imprint because all our ships are not aerodynamically possible then lets go into a flying saucer and project big lights even though we clearly do not want to be seen ok so we got that down now let us repeat it for the next 100 years because we are bored and fucking with the earth is fun for us

for some reason i want aliens to be like that

2 possibilities here

aliens are trolling us

or now this may sound crazy

people are just crazy

hahahahha you'll manage

leleleleleleele u mad bro XDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

that escalated quickly

wtf are u saying u fucking little cuntnigga, we love each other more than anything and we're gonna have sex all night long, I bet you'll be 60 before you even see a pussy, ya cunt bitch nigga.

ha i bet regnol ever said he loved you! face the harsh reality that youll dream will never come true!

you go to sleep!

why can anyone hate you

I'm still trying to find out who the faggot that makes content about me is.

me

Oh, it's my waifu.

Why am I suddenly your waifu

It's been at least 2 weeks now.

when are we gonna move together?

You live in jylland and i live in sjælland, so we know nothing will ever happen

ever

like seriously, nothing will ever happen ever

Yes, yes there will.

regnollonger you should be worried at this point