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Comments(114):
The glass will only be half empty if it starts full, and someone drinks it down to half.
The glass will only be half full when you fill it halfway.
The glass will only be half full when you fill it halfway.
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N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
I'm going to call a Schrodinger's cat here if you don't know if it started full then down or empty then up. Therefore you cannot assess if it is half full or half empty so you would call it half filled. Also technically speaking a glass can never start full as it is always empty previous to adding the contents.
It started full because someone filled it. Then when someone drinks it halfway, it is half empty. It is what you do to the glass of water that judges it.
And like I said, if it starts half full, and the liquid has been taken away from it, it is half empty.
And if it starts empty, and you add on to it, then it is half empty.
And like I said, if it starts half full, and the liquid has been taken away from it, it is half empty.
And if it starts empty, and you add on to it, then it is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Me: The glass is half, end of story.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Me: The glass is half, end of story.
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N. Korean citizen (07/21/2012) [-]
correction: "Equalist: these glasses should all be filled the with the same amount of liquid"
just sayin'
just sayin'
If anyone wants these:
Engineer: the glass has twice the capacity it needs to have
Chemist: it's completely full, 1/2 water, 1/2 air.
Physicist: if you take all the matter in that glass and get rid of the space between neucleus and electrics and the space between atoms, there is barely anything the at all.
Me: mmmm water.
Engineer: the glass has twice the capacity it needs to have
Chemist: it's completely full, 1/2 water, 1/2 air.
Physicist: if you take all the matter in that glass and get rid of the space between neucleus and electrics and the space between atoms, there is barely anything the at all.
Me: mmmm water.
I've got a message from the thirsty people. "While you were all arguing about the glass, we drank it."