Because they're monkeys...

I've done this before...

So you're saying banana God is real?

Checkmate Atheism. Check-fucking-mate.

This still implies that there has a to be a beginning event that made the monkeys afraid to climb the ladder... What you're implying is that there still was an event in ancient times that led to the belief of the religion. I don't think that's what you meant in your post.

i think he means stupid shit like jews not eating pork. That means at one point someone ate some bad pork and died so everybody else decided it was against gods will. And there doesn't necessarily have to be an event that makes people not do something, something like a generated belief can make people do things. Nazis got an entire country to murder millions of people and be completely cool with it.

Or like dogs the heard cattle, they just do. Or why animals gain defenses for predators over generations, through adaption..

hmm. That's a good point, but I highly doubt that the poster of the original comment thought through that. I just hate when people use over used jokes in the comment section and everyone thumbs it up... Like on 9/11 posts where people comment and say . "That's just PLANE wrong" and they'll get like 30 thumbs... sigh... didn't mean to go on a rant....

ok

Really? Nobody but me thinks this whole "escalated quickly" crap is boring and overused?

Just me?

Inb9 that's how things are done around here