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N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]
I prefer Latvian jokes
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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fantomen (07/18/2012) [-] So these two Russian cops get strict orders from their police chief, that they are supposed to fine ALL traffic offenders, regardless if they are important people like politicians or just regular citizens.
Meanwhile Khrushchev is getting a limo drive to an important meeting.
Khrushchev thinks the driver is too slow, and that they will be late for the meeting.
Khrushchev decides to take matters into his own hands and orders the diver to get into the back, because he's taking over the driving. So Khrushchev gets behind the wheel and starts driving as fast as he can to the meeting. The two previously mentioned cops pull him over and stop him. One cop stays in the car and the other goes over to talk to the man driving the limo. After about a minute he let's Khrushchev go and walks back to his police car. In the police car the other cop asks him why he violated direct orders, and didn't fine the traffic offender.
so cop2 asks cop1 "who's so important that you break your orders for them?"
Cop1 responds by stating "I don't know, I couldn't see him"
cop2 asks "what do you mean you don't know? How can you know if he's so important you you don't even know who he is?"
cop1 answers "Well, he must have been a very, very important man"
Cop2 asks "How could you possibly know that"
Cop1 answers "Well I think you have to be pretty fucking important if you have Khrushchev working as your driver."
Meanwhile Khrushchev is getting a limo drive to an important meeting.
Khrushchev thinks the driver is too slow, and that they will be late for the meeting.
Khrushchev decides to take matters into his own hands and orders the diver to get into the back, because he's taking over the driving. So Khrushchev gets behind the wheel and starts driving as fast as he can to the meeting. The two previously mentioned cops pull him over and stop him. One cop stays in the car and the other goes over to talk to the man driving the limo. After about a minute he let's Khrushchev go and walks back to his police car. In the police car the other cop asks him why he violated direct orders, and didn't fine the traffic offender.
so cop2 asks cop1 "who's so important that you break your orders for them?"
Cop1 responds by stating "I don't know, I couldn't see him"
cop2 asks "what do you mean you don't know? How can you know if he's so important you you don't even know who he is?"
cop1 answers "Well, he must have been a very, very important man"
Cop2 asks "How could you possibly know that"
Cop1 answers "Well I think you have to be pretty fucking important if you have Khrushchev working as your driver."
