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#181 - tacticalluis (07/19/2012) [-]
"the BEST ads will be printed and posted in strategic locations worldwide." You're all such Noobs... There is always a hidden contingency to a good plan, that is why they will always be smarter marketers than your stupid jokes. Cheers. Go read more.
User avatar #190 to #181 - rattman (07/19/2012) [-]
you really use the term "noob"? -_-
#178 - CaptainObviious (07/19/2012) [-]
I love it when people bitch online about oil consumption destroying countless ecosystems etc. and the moment they walk out the front door, the one thing most people will probably bitch about is another hike on gas prices.
#174 - smilecomix (07/19/2012) [-]
checking the website..
"hahahahahaha!!! got to add more shit to this junk"
then...
#175 to #174 - smilecomix (07/19/2012) [-]
"the ad generator is down..." right... i wonder why...
User avatar #203 to #175 - nathanwebb **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
Those bastards couldn't wait until I had my turn!
User avatar #179 to #175 - newwavebossanova **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
shell are such as holes.
my uncle was head of IT for the shell firm in malaysia, brilliant pay and benefits, but he quit because he didnt like what they were doing to be honest.
#165 - N. Korean citizen (07/19/2012) [-]
Oil? Bad for the environment.    
Nuclear power? No way! Nuclear = evil!   
Hydro-power? Disrupts ecosystem.    
Coal power? Too much CO2.    
   
Well, to be honest I think I'd rather live in a world with massive sea walls and air conditioners than live like fucking cavemen.
Oil? Bad for the environment.
Nuclear power? No way! Nuclear = evil!
Hydro-power? Disrupts ecosystem.
Coal power? Too much CO2.

Well, to be honest I think I'd rather live in a world with massive sea walls and air conditioners than live like fucking cavemen.
User avatar #227 to #165 - chainmaid (07/19/2012) [-]
I think you forgot windmills.
User avatar #201 to #165 - shamefulhumor (07/19/2012) [-]
Yea, I haven't seen too many complaints about Hydro power, also you forgot solar, as well as alternative fuels from ethanol.

As for the graph you are posting, the spikes in temperature are directly correlating to large shifts to industrialization by large population counties, as well as a visibly thinner O-Zone layer.

Now, I doubt The U.S. Alone has the means to curb global pollution and environmental decay, however it is essential to identify the problem as a human problem, so if things do get hairy, we can at least attempt to fix them.
#177 to #165 - theshadowed (07/19/2012) [-]
Not Caveman, we'd go back to reniessance, possibly 1600-1700's
User avatar #164 - Blackyy (07/19/2012) [-]
Its funny but pretty sad also. How the fuck did men became so retarded and dependant to oil.
User avatar #161 - zerozx (07/19/2012) [-]
Hey look at all of the people who are suddenly energy, climate, and political experts!
User avatar #160 - derran (07/19/2012) [-]
I love how people seem to think we can simply stop using oil, they forget that oil is the basis of many plastics, so the computer they used to make the website / images would have been made from and possibly by the very thing they're fighting against.
User avatar #187 to #160 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
ITS NOT LIKE WE'RE GONNA RUN OUR OF IT RIGHT?

right?
User avatar #162 to #160 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
i have designs for a energy device that can output enough energy to fuel any building for several thousand years, it can also be hooked up to electric cars... u mad?
User avatar #166 to #162 - newsmyrna (07/19/2012) [-]
You have a device that can power a building for a thousand years and can power electic cars then by all means mr reincarnation of nicola tesla release that shit and become a billionaire.
User avatar #180 to #166 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
working on it, the problem is coming up with the funds to aquire the components
User avatar #214 to #180 - artillerysmith (07/19/2012) [-]
If you have a device that can do what you say then you can get a loan from any bank in the world to build it.
User avatar #255 to #214 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
well there is still a couple of things i have to figure out some calculations have to be run and stuff but i would say the designs are like 99% done.
User avatar #163 to #162 - derran (07/19/2012) [-]
Thats all well and good, but come up with something that can create plastic out of oil, other then hemp.
User avatar #182 to #163 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
now the real question we have to ask our selves here is do we really need plastic? i mean sure its pretty much everywhere but couldnt we introduce something new and or better?
#184 to #182 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
Such as...?
User avatar #256 to #184 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
i am not a chemist so i have no idea what elements syntetic or otherwise could possible replace plasic, the most i can suggest is carbon nano tubes cause those things are strong.
#257 to #256 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
The problem is there are none that are as easy and versatile as hydrocarbon based polymers.
Your keyboard?
Mouse? Plastic
The chair you are sitting on? Likely contains plastic
Waterproof jacket? Plastic
Kevlar vest? Plastic

It is just so goddamn versatile.
User avatar #258 to #257 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
hey i never said it would be easy quickly find some chemists we must discuss things.
#259 to #258 - frodothetroll **User deleted account** (07/19/2012) [-]
By the time we develop suitable alternatives to plastics, we will have mastered nuclear fusion so wont be reliant on oil for power anyway, which means we can use the oil for plastics.
User avatar #260 to #259 - TheFixer (07/19/2012) [-]
well there is that also so basically my idea will cause oil to be used for plastic production sounds like a good idea to me
#159 - Azmo (07/19/2012) [-]
Technically we are still in an ICE AGE so yeah Polar bears will be swimming eventually anyway
Technically we are still in an ICE AGE so yeah Polar bears will be swimming eventually anyway
#167 to #159 - noschool (07/19/2012) [-]
actually the last major glacial ice age occurred ended over 10,000 years ago and scenes then temperatures have fluctuated around the 15 degree mark, and even now we are in a minor warm period.
#171 to #167 - Azmo (07/19/2012) [-]
The Definition of an ice age is that the planet has polar caps, oh look at that we still have Polar caps!
#172 to #171 - noschool (07/19/2012) [-]
from what i found on multiple websites that definition is wrong
ice age
n.
1. A cold period marked by episodes of extensive glaciation alternating with episodes of relative warmth.
User avatar #176 to #172 - Azmo (07/19/2012) [-]
Check up on QI, they tell you lots of random shit, like the Earth actually has 3 moons. Camellions change there colour because of there mood. and Dolphins are the only other mammal that has sex for fun. There quite knowledgeble
#206 to #176 - joecotter (07/19/2012) [-]
but not always right
User avatar #210 to #206 - Azmo (07/19/2012) [-]
ice age implies the presence of extensive ice sheets in the northern and southern hemispheres.[1] By this definition, we are still in the ice age that began 2.6 million years ago at the start of the Pleistocene epoch, because the Greenland and Antarctic ice sheets still exist.[2]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_age
Case closed
#217 to #210 - noschool (07/19/2012) [-]
1. "an ice age implies the presence of extensive ice sheets in the northern and southern hemispheres." it sound like you pulled this definition out of your ass
2.The first sentence on Wikipedia says "An ice age, or more precisely, a glacial age, is a period of long-term reduction in the temperature of the Earth's surface and atmosphere, resulting in the presence or expansion of continental ice sheets, polar ice sheets and alpine glaciers."
User avatar #251 to #217 - Azmo (07/19/2012) [-]
If you look, you will see that the sentance I put is part of the opening statement, and if you read the rest, Is sais we are still in an ice age. Why are you trying to defend yourself when you have been proven wrong
#168 to #167 - noschool (07/19/2012) [-]
that occurred*
#158 - wrathlos (07/19/2012) [-]
Just saw "If we monitor our drills like we monitor our websites, we'll be fine."
#157 - warriorsmith (07/19/2012) [-]
Lost it at fire nation
#153 - moldybreadcrumb (07/19/2012) [-]
This car here is what we all should be using if we are concerned about oil.
#152 - ilynchnigs (07/19/2012) [-]
**ilynchnigs rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at Candyyy! ** can you dig it?
User avatar #150 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
I don't know... that Titanic one got me pretty pumped. I'm ready to drill now.
#149 - kittenluvvr (07/19/2012) [-]
**kittenluvvr rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at China girl ** i cant be:-) lieve we are still so dependant on oil
#145 - absolyst ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
I wanted to make one, but they need to "address some issues", apparently.
#142 - permanentlyscrewed (07/19/2012) [-]
**permanentlyscrewed rolled a random image posted in comment #192 at Carrots **
#140 - wtf man ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
try to make one
see this
laugh my sides off
#137 - liamguise (07/19/2012) [-]
I just went to the website, and they closed the ad generator because they needed to "address some issues". I wonder what they could possibly be talking about.
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