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Comments(223):
#173 to #77
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theaddviser (07/18/2012) [-] 
**theaddviser rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at well shit ** what to kill him with
#74
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maltionthefurry (07/18/2012) [-] When I was in fourth grade or so I would have these three kids try to constantly beat me up when I was alone during recess or when I was going to the bathroom. One time they cornered me and I did was kick the middle on in the dick and booked it into the front office, they screamed as I left "I'm going to kick your ass you little shit!" something along that and the people in the office heard, when they ran into the office they looked around and got the "I just shit my pants" look on their face.
Long story coming to a short ending, They got suspended that day for about 2 weeks. The funny thing is it was ISS. (In School Suspension.)
Long story coming to a short ending, They got suspended that day for about 2 weeks. The funny thing is it was ISS. (In School Suspension.)
#73
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lolibear (07/18/2012) [-]
yay! more advantages to being an indoor shut-in all through elementary school
#60
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foelkera (07/18/2012) [-] some douchenozzle stole my gamecube so I charged a pipe bomb with a capacitor and then wrapped it in copper wire and set it off in his house.
It cost them several thousand dollars to replace all the electronics in their house.
It cost them several thousand dollars to replace all the electronics in their house.
#65 to #64
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foelkera (07/18/2012) [-] I need to know how to make EMPs for when the robots achieve sentience. I'll use them to defend myself on the way to the nearest nuclear launch site, then set off a warhead over kansas. It would knock out all electronics in america but it would save us from the metal men.
#47
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xgeneration (07/18/2012) [-] Happened to me when I was 11, was at the park with my cousin and we were having some ice cream, some fat kid that looks similar to this tard came up and knocked our ice cream over.
#36
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hokage (07/18/2012) [-] So many people remembering stories about the things they did when they were a kid. I like the stories. Why? Cause I can barely remember anything from my childhood. :/
#34
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alleksi ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] one day, in first grade, my best friend and I were going back in for the class, when he suddenly said "QUICK, PUNCH ME IN THE FACE AS HARD AS YOU CAN!", without hesitation I let out the biggest falcon punch I could with my weak first grader muscles, right to his left cheek... his reaction literally was "...ouch..."
I've never felt as less of a man as I did back then
I've never felt as less of a man as I did back then
#32
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shucknorris ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-] That fatass kid that always threatened to beat me up in 2nd grade, I'm now 6 foot and he is 5'5 and still chubby as fuck. I may not be able to bench 200, but I sure can beat the living hell out of him. Don't make fun of people kids, because maybe they will turn out to be twice the man you are.
#26
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hueyfreeman (07/18/2012) [-] I had an annoying childhood friend.
>He told my parents that I was playing N64 while grounded
>A couple days pass
>He asks to use my "moonshoes"
>"Tomorrow, I'm going home, seeya."
>As soon as I get home, get some scissors and snip every rubber band on the moonshoes till they are about to snap, but sturdy enough to hold someone for a second
>Next day, he comes over, doesn't say hi or anything, just says "where are your moonshoes Will?"
>"Here you go buddy."
>AllIsGoingAccordingToPlan.jpg
>He straps them on and jumps once
>They snap and he fractures his left ankle
>mfw
>He told my parents that I was playing N64 while grounded
>A couple days pass
>He asks to use my "moonshoes"
>"Tomorrow, I'm going home, seeya."
>As soon as I get home, get some scissors and snip every rubber band on the moonshoes till they are about to snap, but sturdy enough to hold someone for a second
>Next day, he comes over, doesn't say hi or anything, just says "where are your moonshoes Will?"
>"Here you go buddy."
>AllIsGoingAccordingToPlan.jpg
>He straps them on and jumps once
>They snap and he fractures his left ankle
>mfw
#38 to #37
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] they're pretty old its like wearing or walking around with mini trampolines
#43 to #42
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] yeah i remember getting these as a kid for no reason, its a yo yo but they always come back to you, you cant do tricks or anything
#55 to #51
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] in the state of Texas if you're 17 you can legally own an apartment if you have your parents consent, the house i used to live at is kinda small so i suggested if i should move out my dad said no at first but he said yes eventually the apartment is pretty small (which is good cause i prefer it to be small) and he helps with the rent sometimes so its not too bad i get lonely sometimes so im about to get a cat
#56 to #55
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dassnasty (07/18/2012) [-] Oh, in NZ you have to be 18 to sign a tenancy agreement, but you're allowed to move out and board or whatever at 16. So I moved out when i was 16 because we had to live with Mum's sister and there were too many people in one house and my mother and I weren't getting along. Mum found a house where I have a separate room from the house so if we didn't get along I could lock everyone out. Then i got an internship and moved away again.
And now I'm back because rent is too expensive for me to even think about moving out.
And now I'm back because rent is too expensive for me to even think about moving out.
#57 to #56
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hewenttojareds (07/18/2012) [-] that kinda sucks, shit happens i guess but i understand how you feel it was pretty hard living at my apartment (like i said the loneliness) but i perfer living there then back home, me and my big sister wernt getting along so the main reason why i wanted to move out was because of her overall my biggest concern is the food because i stupidly buy other stuff while i go shopping one time i had to eat bread for 2 days
#18
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thilimilan (07/18/2012) [-]
After reading the comments on various pictures, I realize just how long I've been coming to funnyjunk and how young the majority of the visitors are now.
I remember when funnyjunk was white and yellow, and had the insanity test.. also when you wanna go weeeee.. and the end of ze world.
also, i remember having a cousin like this. i'd give him indian burns and tell him not to tell lol
I remember when funnyjunk was white and yellow, and had the insanity test.. also when you wanna go weeeee.. and the end of ze world.
also, i remember having a cousin like this. i'd give him indian burns and tell him not to tell lol
#16
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monsterking (07/18/2012) [-] when i was 12 i had a problem with this little 9 year old taking my bike. he always thought he owned everything. i had told the parents and they told me to shut up and slammed the door on my face. so one day i told him if he kept taking me bike. he would get hurt. so i removed the brake cables and loosened the handlebars. he goes down the hill and tries to turn as the handlebars loose grip on the front wheel. the wheel spins and he flips forward on the bike. the bike flying over him as he lands. family moved away a month later.
#6
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therealslim (07/18/2012) [-] neighbor kid in a trailer park threw a bat at me when i went to get the mail and it hit me in the shoulder so i smashed his bike and dislocated his wrist when i was like 10
i dont like annoying little kids with bats
so i beat him with his own
i dont like annoying little kids with bats
so i beat him with his own
#8 to #6
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therealslim (07/18/2012) [-] Also not this wasnt the first time this asshole pissed me off the kid thought he owned the trailer park and on more than one occasion i had to tussle with him but when he threw a bat at me and almost hit me in the head just because he could i got pissed i didnt mean it he cried when i chased him down while he was on his bike
those crys fell on deaf ears
he had tried to attack me one to many times but it was getting progressively worse now he was using weapons and metal bats and i snapped i took out the back wheel first smashed it with the bat and sent him over the handlebars and smashed the wheels first then spun on him he backed away quickly but not quick enough the first hit sent him on his back the second landed right on his wrist and it was over i tossed the bat in his yard on the way home
his father saw the entire thing and waved me over apologizing for the way his son had acted for the last year he knew how his kid was behind his back but he never thought it would get this bad and assured me it wouldnt happen again
i apologized for hitting his kid and we went out separate ways
that was a fun story
those crys fell on deaf ears
he had tried to attack me one to many times but it was getting progressively worse now he was using weapons and metal bats and i snapped i took out the back wheel first smashed it with the bat and sent him over the handlebars and smashed the wheels first then spun on him he backed away quickly but not quick enough the first hit sent him on his back the second landed right on his wrist and it was over i tossed the bat in his yard on the way home
his father saw the entire thing and waved me over apologizing for the way his son had acted for the last year he knew how his kid was behind his back but he never thought it would get this bad and assured me it wouldnt happen again
i apologized for hitting his kid and we went out separate ways
that was a fun story
