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#44410 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
m.ign.com/articles/2016/06/09/shane-black-plans-to-bring-mystery-back-to-the-predator-franchise

ok so looks like predator movie getting made. shane black helped out on the original. im a bit skeptical but he said he wants to bring mystery back into it which i like. Dwayne The Rock Johnson does seem like the obvious choice to be in it. But i wonder if we can't find someone better
#44406 - suddenk
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(06/09/2016) [-]
"Not Today"
#44409 to #44406 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
it legit looks like they purposely edited him out of frame which just makes him more noticeable.

but i am onboard with this theory. it's him
#44413 to #44409 - muchname
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(06/09/2016) [-]
if this true:

I FUCKING TOLD YOU, NIGGER
#44415 to #44413 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
in the scene with arya in the last episode when she's walking through the streets there's a guy in blue she bumps into then in another angle you can see him turn around and follow her again.. i think this is him in another face
#44395 - anon
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(06/09/2016) [-]
She grew up
Also, what did that guy see?
#44404 to #44395 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
he saw her feminism
#44407 to #44404 - dorkledumbs
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(06/09/2016) [-]
Is that cameltoe her feminism?
#44408 to #44407 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
in a metephorical way yes
#44397 to #44395 - ScottP
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(06/09/2016) [-]
Is that valet like 10 years old?
#44392 - jmastermafia
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Did morrison basically invent the faceless men?

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
#44405 to #44392 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
yeah
#44390 - muchname
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(06/08/2016) [-]
out of all the people in GoT I wish to have a happy ending living old and not being shanked to death , I really wish Sandor gets to.
All his life has just been shit after shit and he really deserves it. Sure, he may be a cunt, but when he's finally had enough of being a lannister lap dog, tired of being fucked around by his brother and quits to help protect Arya, Butch-dyke of Tarth comes along and very nearly kills him and more or less takes Arya away from him. And when he just wants to retire from the killing even though he knows he never really will it all just gets fucked again and he has to resort back to killing. He's deserves a break more than any of the Starks.
If Sandor dies, the show dies. Him and Bronn
#44398 to #44390 - dorkledumbs
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(06/09/2016) [-]
He's cool, but the most deserving of a happy ending?
He's definitely not the least, but the dude is a vicious killer, you really want him to Dexter it up in the woods in the end?
#44402 to #44398 - muchname
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(06/09/2016) [-]
yeah, he was an absolute cunt. But take his death as a rebirth - a new, vengeful Sandor. I'd put money on him changing his ways due to Ray giving him that speech about the gods having a plan for him.
His life is so fucked though, I just really think he deserves a break - he's pretty much payed for his sins by being beaten half to death already so a new Sandor might come out of it.
#44394 to #44390 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
didn't he kill women and children?
#44388 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
We Bare Bears  Ice Bear Moments  Cartoon Network why have none of you told me about ice bear? if you knew about him and didn't tell me you're a shitty person
#44383 - soup ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
#44386 to #44383 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
dear god no
#44384 to #44383 - ScottP
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Gym Gordon
The hero that Gotham needs
#44389 to #44377 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
i mean i really dispise michael b jordon on principle. when dude tried to say "it don't matter people gonna go see it anyway" in regards to fantastic 4 it just showed how little he thinks of nerds
#44399 to #44389 - dorkledumbs
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(06/09/2016) [-]
Or how little he thought of the movie
#44400 to #44399 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
no he was speaking about how quality doesn't matter we were going to pay to see it anyway
#44401 to #44400 - dorkledumbs
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(06/09/2016) [-]
Because everyone working on it knew it was going to be shit out the door?
I'm just saying that he may have been being dismissive about the quality rather than shady towards fans
#44371 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
tinfoil theory time


Rewatching one thing I noticed was how Syrio always referred to himself in the 3rd person. Such as saying and "for 9 years Syrio Forell was the 1st sword to the sealord of Braavos, he knows these things" I think this confirms he was a faceless man and is not dead at all. Besides I mean we never actually SAW him die. We just assumed he died cause Merryn fookin Traunt was still alive at the time. And we all know that was not how Arya usually acts normally but in the scenes with Syrio she walks almost exactly like syrio. Syrio seems to be fond of putting his hands behind his back and has a regalness to his body language as you can see in his scenes Game of Thrones  Syrio Forel First Sword of Braavos He even mentions the one god, death. Death is obviously a very big thing with the faceless men. Just everything about this speaks to Syrio being the person who was stabbed. The only question is if Syrio knew he was gonna get stabbed or not. He seemed pretty surprised at the time so that could be my only thing that would make me wonder if it was real or not
#44420 to #44371 - averagewhitekid
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(06/10/2016) [-]
Honestly the biggest thing that always stuck out to me was the noises after Arya was running away. They do not even remotely sound like one man getting shanked, it sounds like a bunch of fighting still.
So there is no way I buy that he died there. But I guess the real question is what happened to him if he didn't die
#44427 to #44420 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/10/2016) [-]
if they dont show the death they not really dead. mannis confirmed returning too
#44391 to #44371 - hirollin
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(06/08/2016) [-]
I think the idea was that he committed suicide.
#44393 to #44391 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/09/2016) [-]
he would never do that
#44374 to #44371 - suddenk
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Syrio Forel faceless man CONFIRMED
#44375 to #44374 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
he has a strong relationship with what?
#44376 to #44375 - suddenk
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(06/08/2016) [-]
The house of black and white
#44387 to #44376 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
well it's in bravvos so yeah
#44373 to #44371 - thumbfortrump
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Game of Thrones S04E05  Arya  The Hound argues Seriously doubt Syrio was killed. Watch from 3:10.
"Any boy holding a sword could be three Meryn Trants". Not to mention he knocked out four guards, all wielding swords just lying on the ground.
Doubt the Arya who got stabbed was not Arya though.
#44372 to #44371 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
also he's reverse CIA
#44368 - anon
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(06/08/2016) [-]
#44366 - dorkledumbs
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Anyone else getting the feeling that without as many restrictions to the source material Game of Thrones is becoming more and more wish fulfillment?

Jon Snow's return, Okay this one everyone saw coming from a mile away, necessary to end his watch and eventually give him claim to the throne
Reek's Redemption Call me heartless, but I'd almost have rather seen him keep rolling over like the broken dog he was. Sure it was nice seeing Sansa forgive him and all, but at the same time... I don't know, maybe it was Brienne swooping in to save the day in that scene that bothered me, but nothing seems dangerous anymore for any of the protagonists in the North
Jon and Sansa Again, this one was inevitable and necessary, but among everything else great that's going on it manages to feel shoehorned in, for me at least
Benjen Stark Throw us a bone from Season 1 for everyone who hadn't forgotten about him, oh, and say he's working with the Three Eyed Raven which won't raise questions about where he was before
The Hound and Cleganebowl If a proper to the death fight between two of the realm's greatest fighters doesn't give you an erection I don't know what will. I don't know about the way they brought The Hound back though. He hasn't been mentioned except for once since he "died" but they brought him back in a "Wow, you guys thought he was dead? Surprise!" way. At least you can say that they mentioned Benjen maybe a time or two more, but chances are you haven't forgotten about The Hound in two seasons.

The only things that happened that were totally not good were "Hold the Door" and what happened in Dorne. Between the two only one of them felt like the Game of Thrones I love.

Hopefully The Night King comes and reminds everyone that something wicked this way comes

#44396 to #44366 - voltkills
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(06/09/2016) [-]
see this is why I want Arya to actually die. dont get me wrong, shes one of my favorite characters, but I want the writers to show they've got some balls and wont just do what will make everyone happy all the time.
#44380 to #44366 - qotsa
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(06/08/2016) [-]
you're right with most of them, but jon snow's return and hold the door will happen in the books too . also i don't know if you've read the books, but theon has some pov chapters which really give insight to his character and make you want him to redeem himself.

also the dorne fuckery was just a mess from beginning to end. i also did'nt like the kingsmoot and the jaime cersei dynamic
#44369 to #44366 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
you're pretty much spot on. people are too happy and it's all convient and it's starting to get a bit frustrating. the only one i dont think belong on the list is sansa and jon there was enough builtup for that to be excused. but some of the other stuff though was thrown in. the hound i think is a good example of why 13 episodes after the season isn't enough because you have to rush through some storylines to finish in time
#44362 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Ok here's my take on Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows.

I'm sure many of you are expecting a rant but tbh while the quality may not be top notch or anything I wasn't as offended by this movie as I was the first (and you guys know how angry I was about the first movie) It had some funny moments, the foot have swords instead of guns and Donatello wasn't a complete waste of space and actually helped out. It seems they used the storyline of Casey Jones from the unused draft of the first movie, where he is a security guard who likes hockey. Steven Amell did do a good job for what it's worth. He didn't outdo Elias Kotas from the first movie but I give him props he seemed to really be enjoying himself. Speaking of enjoying themselves Beebop and Rocksteady were really good, I was never a fan of them tbh but I thought they were just mindless fun added in and both actors really had fun with it. Movie had issues but overall some of the stuff may have been bad but nothing was 'holy crap why is this so bad' kinda stuff. Hell I even enjoyed Megan Fox a bit

There is only truely offensive thing I found in the movie In the movie the turtles are Knicks fans and that means that shitfaced fuck Carmelo Anthony got a cameo in the movie. I mean it makes sense a player who is only in it for the money is in a movie that was made only for the money. Like that nearly ruined it for me but managed to let it go and press on

That being said a few drawbacks is the lack of the villans and the movie got a little stale in the middle with some unnecessary drama. And in terms of the ending They fight with Krang in the middle of a under construction technodrome after opening a portal in the sky. Again stealing the ending of another movie the Avengers. Similar to how the first ninja turtle movie completely ripped off Avengers and especially Amazing spiderman. But when I saw the end fight I thought the same thing as in Man of Steel when he fights the World Engine. I just thought : this is a video game fight SO much. I kinda liked it. The Krang design was pretty cool


Overall seeing this movie more depends on if you care about the plot or characters. This is more a plot driven movie than a character driven story

I give it a 7/10 for not making Donatello useless finally

oh and plus there was a (clearly added in for diversity) plane ride in Brazil that could totally help get some Baneposting going off of it when it's out on DVD so I'm excited for that.
#44355 - anon
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(06/08/2016) [-]
THEY DISABLED RATING OF TOP GEAR NEW EPISODES ON IMDB
#44359 to #44355 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
uh oh lol
#44354 - whitechino
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(06/08/2016) [-]
I'm watching a rerun of GoT. The one where Aemon Targaryen dies. I laughed at the part about his funeral because they burnt him. I thought their family was fireproof.
#44370 to #44354 - brownskin
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(06/08/2016) [-]
George RR Martin straight up said Dany isn't fireproof
The showrunners completely made that up.

She does survive the funeral pyre but he says that it was a magical, one time thing

Dany being immune to fire is pretty retarded IMO
#44385 to #44370 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
"g-guy she's fireproof, please believe me"
>proceed to have 3 scenes where she's engulfed in flames

George saying she's immune is just as stupid as her being immune
#44360 to #44354 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
well Viseris (dany's brother) got a golden crown.

in the books dany isn't fireproof. it was an anomaly i think a potion is involved or something. in the show she is shown as more fireproof. in the books her hair gets burned off
#44361 to #44360 - whitechino
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(06/08/2016) [-]
I don't remember her hair burning off or a potion.
#44363 to #44361 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/08/2016) [-]
in the books. thats whyat i heard. either way even George RR Martin said she's not fireproof and that the dragon egg fire thing was a aboration
#44364 to #44363 - whitechino
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(06/08/2016) [-]
damn yo, he sold out if he said that.
#44365 to #44364 - dorkledumbs
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(06/08/2016) [-]
He doesn't really care that much about the differences between show and book
He said that Coldhands wasn't Benjen before this season's production, but D&D don't seem to care

In the books Dany's fate to become the Dragonborn and save Skyrim from Alduin is more prophesized through dreams than anything. She'd be dreaming of a dragon and being unhurt by fire and she'd wake up staring at the eggs
#44356 to #44354 - anon
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Only Dany
#44357 to #44356 - whitechino
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(06/08/2016) [-]
How
#44358 to #44357 - anon
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(06/08/2016) [-]
Never explained. Her brothers weren't I don't think. The old Targs were most likely but they lost that gift after generations.
#44340 - thumbfortrump
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(06/07/2016) [-]
Should I watch the Flash? Is it any good?

Should mention that I hate mediocre dialogue and too much action. I want characters with depth.
#44353 to #44340 - brownskin
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(06/08/2016) [-]
If you hate mediocre dialouge then you should stay as far away from the CW as physically possible bro.

But I have heard that the Flash is the CW's best show, so I can't be sure. Only watched a few episodes and they were meh
#44342 to #44340 - emperorwatergate ONLINE
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(06/07/2016) [-]
Watch it.

Watch it now.
#44336 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE
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(06/07/2016) [-]