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Comments(164):
Oh god...
I went to Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago and my mom had said she wanted to get that book because a bunch of people were saying it was good.
I thought 'Oh that's all fine and good, there'll be a censored sex scene like in Twilight, no big deal.'
Now all these posts about the extent of everything that happens in the book... I don't think I can look at my mom anymore... Goddamnit all.
I went to Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago and my mom had said she wanted to get that book because a bunch of people were saying it was good.
I thought 'Oh that's all fine and good, there'll be a censored sex scene like in Twilight, no big deal.'
Now all these posts about the extent of everything that happens in the book... I don't think I can look at my mom anymore... Goddamnit all.
Well, to be fair, she's not openly fapping/schlicking to other people
I read the first one and started the second one, but never finished.
That book is plain awful.
The sex parts are alright at best, but all the writing in between? That shit is fucking horrible.
It's like reading Twilight.
That book is plain awful.
The sex parts are alright at best, but all the writing in between? That shit is fucking horrible.
It's like reading Twilight.
You know I've had this explained to me by a very credible source, My mother. That the reason girls will read smutty novels instead of watching porn is because they can imagine everything they way they please instead of watching a bald, chicken legged, badly tattooed, floppy tallywhacker'd, nitwit drilling screaming banshee whores...
Just saying...
Although I read the first book and thought it was horrible, much better smut with a plot to be had out there.
Just saying...
Although I read the first book and thought it was horrible, much better smut with a plot to be had out there.
you should have recorded her the play it back so she could hear how fucked her logic is.
Of course they fall in love
She lets him fuck her whenever he wants
And he pays her
It's the perfect relationship
She lets him fuck her whenever he wants
And he pays her
It's the perfect relationship
#113
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N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]
"The Fifty Shades trilogy was developed from a Twilight fan fiction originally titled Master of the Universe and published episodically on fan-fiction websites under the pen name "Snowqueens Icedragon". The piece featured characters named after Stephenie Meyer's characters in Twilight, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. After comments concerning the sexual nature of the material, James removed the story from the fan-fiction websites and published it on her own website, FiftyShades.com. Later she rewrote Master of the Universe as an original piece, with the principal characters renamed Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele and removed it from her website prior to publication."
#109
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N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm a girl and I would never read that piece of shit. I like to read actual good books and if I want to get horny I'll watch porn. Or if I wanted to read a porn novel I'd choose one that didn't start out as a shitty ass twilight fanfiction written by some illiterate fucking twilight fangirl.
That book was a shitty twilight fanfiction, then the chick that wrote it changed the names and published it.
#101
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N. Korean citizen (07/18/2012) [-]
This book was not that great. I read the entire trilogy and I was disappointed. At first the sex was hot, but then after reading it for a while you realize that the author wrote every sex scene basically the same way. The writing was also very immature. But I must say, it had a great plot with a lot of potential. Plus, did you all know that this book actually started out as Twilight fanfiction? Yeah. Think about that one.
My friend keeps telling me to read that book. What do you guys think?
Ive talked to about 4 chicks about this book and each told me to read it.
Not because they think it's fantastic writing, but because a lot of girls are into that sort of kinky semi-submissive type of shit and will love you forever if you can successfully do that to them. So the next time you lay a girl you actually know what to do.
Not because they think it's fantastic writing, but because a lot of girls are into that sort of kinky semi-submissive type of shit and will love you forever if you can successfully do that to them. So the next time you lay a girl you actually know what to do.
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juckinfunk (07/18/2012) [-]
**juckinfunk rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Summer loving ** <------ This should probably be considered porn