strike witches '' cough~ hentai is enough cough~ ''


-tried finding a coughing image on google.... i found none that didn't resemble sucking a invisible dick-

where are my glasses?! all i have are sluts on my face

Steve knows how to please his bitches.

I wonder what would happen if they squeeeeezed real tight

Just got done reading that manga series... So many feels.

im alergic to bee's i would die befor it took affect

Immortality would be a worse fate than death:


cracked . com/article187085-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death.html

Invulnerable: Can't be killed, still die of natural causes.
Immortal: Can be killed, but can't die of natural causes.
The way I see it, swallowing a shit-ton of angry wasps isn't a natural death.

Fairly sure immortal means not mortal, aka unable to die. Invulnerable means impervious to harm

Fuck the immortality, I'm terrified of bees and would pour that down the sink, followed by strong acid, then I would burn down the whole house and finally nuke the entire site just to make sure that stuff's gone.

yes.

Considering I don't know what "Inmortal" is, probably not.

Now if it made me Immortal, hells yes.

Had it in my folder forever, never noticed. If I had the psd I'd fix it

The fuck is psd?

The file photoshop works with, has the different layers etc. I can't take this image and edit because I don't have the original, otherwise I'd just chop it up and it would be ugly

Oh, okay. I thought you tried to type ocd or something, silly me. Carry on good sir.

Is cool bro

That's pretty good actually. Good job anon

fuck yes i would

swallowing those bees would do nothing considering it wouldn't kill me. yes, it'd hurt a fuckton, but hey, i wouldn't die from it

if you're immortal, you still can die.
Immortal = you can live forever, NOT you cannot die, understand?
for example, plants are immortal. but you can still kill a plant.
Source: I'm a biologist

i'm pretty sure plants aren't immortal. sure, there are some that live for fucktons of time (the oldest being the Pando at 80,000 years old) but they still have a lifespan. take annual plants. they die every year.
just because plants can live 10,000 or more years, doesn't mean they live forever as there's no way to prove that. it is all speculation

plants are biologically immortals.
if you put a plant in an ottimal condition (ground with the right pH, enough water, right temperature, no dangerous insects/bacteria etc. and you make this parameters last forever, the plant will live forever.
this because plants regenerates their parts (if someone cuts your head you will die, if someone cuts the top of a plant il will still grow).
annual plants can't bear cold/heat so they die annually.

that's all, folks!


INB4 "grammar nazi can suck my dick, I'm not english"

and i still don't think you can call them immortal because giving them perfect conditions and making those conditions last infinitely is physically impossible. one way or another it's going to die eventually.
i could use the same argument for humans. even though we don't regrow all of our parts and regenerate, you could put someone in cryo-stasis and preserve them. now if you do that for an infinite amount of time and manage to keep them alive that whole time, then wouldn't they be immortal as well?

TL:DR humans are no more immortal than plants. to make them last longer than their natural lifespan takes attention and resources. it is physically impossible to make either of them live for an infinite amount of time under these optimal conditions because you cannot maintain these conditions for an infinite amount of time.

picture meant jokingly. not as an insult

got to love the part where you said all plants can live forever :P

Immortal means not mortal. Isnt mortal coming from muerte, which means death?
which means you cant "death".

Uh... plants have a life span. Some are just really long. I'd trust a botanist >..>

The danish word for immortal means 'cannot die'. Either the translation is wrong, or ive been lied to

no, you are wrong. Immortal means you can not die and you dont live forever.

Source:I am immortal. I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

That's made my day.

you must be a really good camper

Silly Anon, lurk more and you would know that he just pasted a part of a very well known Copy Pasta.

you're*, and my post was a joke, silly anon.