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#21 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
i can't stand when people give me a ****** handshake
#20 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
One of my friends came over, and when he met my father they shook hands, after he left my dad called him a limp-wrist-faggot.
#18 - workermaster (07/17/2012) [-]
**workermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #6960741 at FJ Pony Thread ** the most manly thing op will ever do
#51 to #18 - rjgnal (07/17/2012) [-]
<- OP for the rest of the days
User avatar #12 - mrhazzy (07/17/2012) [-]
...and to always shake with the Right hand... It's a shame because I'm a lefty, and nobody likes to shake with their left because, apparently you use your left hand to wipe your ass, OF COURSE I USE MY LEFT HAND, I'm LEFT HANDED DAMN IT!
#27 to #12 - meebert (07/17/2012) [-]
the right hand was used because it is the hand you typically use to stab people, it indicated you trust them, lefty's get to stab people.
User avatar #24 to #12 - fuzzyballs (07/17/2012) [-]
because everybody used their right hand for handshakes, they expect that you do too, why do you feel the need to act special?
User avatar #13 to #12 - kinglobster (07/17/2012) [-]
i wank with my right hand
i wipe with my right hand
i pick my nose with my right hand
i shake with my right hand
User avatar #15 to #13 - mrhazzy (07/17/2012) [-]
all of the above but with left hand!

LEFTY POWER!!
#30 to #15 - leiito (07/17/2012) [-]
I seriously don't understand how lefties got their very own special college scholarship... just for being lefty.  (Irrelevant gif is irrelevant)
I seriously don't understand how lefties got their very own special college scholarship... just for being lefty. (Irrelevant gif is irrelevant)
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User avatar #37 to #28 - blackberryjack (07/17/2012) [-]
******* SAVED! You, sir, made my day. lawl
#127 to #37 - triggathepirate (07/17/2012) [-]
lol are you using my saxton hale template as an avatar?
#204 to #127 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
I don't think it was yours, specifically. Hell, I didn't even know who he was when I picked up the avatar. I can't recall where I acquired this particular image.
#205 to #204 - triggathepirate (07/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. 						****					 you. Go to hell. 						****					 you into a thousand 						*******					 pieces you limp 						*******					 bastard. May 300 lemon coated meth needles pierce your 						*******					 skin.
I'm sorry. **** you. Go to hell. **** you into a thousand ******* pieces you limp ******* bastard. May 300 lemon coated meth needles pierce your ******* skin.
User avatar #208 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I did forget to mention. Have a good day, sir. I have enjoyed our little bout most thoroughly. Perhaps we can resume some other time?
#209 to #208 - triggathepirate (07/18/2012) [-]
I do have to apologize though, It's not you, it's me.. I have an acute problem with pictures like that.   
No clue what the PC term for the phobia is though.
I do have to apologize though, It's not you, it's me.. I have an acute problem with pictures like that.
No clue what the PC term for the phobia is though.
#211 to #209 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I hope you can find it within you to forgive me for wishing such heinous fates upon you, though only in the spirit of jest. This is a most regrettable misunderstanding. I accept your apology. No hard feelings, friend?
#207 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
May your penis be entrapped in a length of PVC lined with rusty fishhooks and jagged shards of metal. Finally, may you be dragged bodily over a slip-n-slide of glass shards, salt, and rubbing alcohol via powered winch attached to the previously mentioned apparatus.
#206 to #205 - blackberryjack (07/18/2012) [-]
Goodness gracious. Whatever did I do to warrant that sort of response? Never mind, **** that, and **** you. You, sir, are an ass. May extract of poison ivy find its way into your briefs. May coarse sand saturated with refined capsaicin be ever-present in the darkest crevasses of your person.
User avatar #137 to #127 - bloodyspy (07/17/2012) [-]
I think I'll just save this template and see if I ever will have use of it.
#7 - jokersaysamuseme (07/17/2012) [-]
We are Anonymous.
#11 to #7 - tenaciousjon (07/17/2012) [-]
No you're not.
#14 to #11 - jokersaysamuseme (07/17/2012) [-]
MFW people think I am ACTUALLY claiming to be Anonymous.

I was pointing out their faces looked like the Anon mask.
#47 to #14 - imadethistofap (07/17/2012) [-]
that is not a Guy Fawkes mask, (which is the origin of the anon mask) it is a drawing of Daniel Plainview from the moveo There Will Be Blood.
#35 to #14 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
But..but.. I AM Anonymous..

Your argument is quite invalid.
User avatar #31 to #14 - zzzbrabbitzzz (07/17/2012) [-]
you mean guy fawkes?
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#23 to #14 - deathbypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#50 to #39 - anonymous (07/17/2012) [-]
yfw
#45 to #39 - selvest (07/17/2012) [-]
You didn't get the joke,did you ?
You didn't get the joke,did you ?
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#17 to #14 - epicsauceiness **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 to #14 - tenaciousjon (07/17/2012) [-]
Should of worded it better, then.
User avatar #6 - Joseph Stalin (07/17/2012) [-]
I know so many people who just pincer grip your hand to give a good first impression. So ******* annoying. I think everyone's heard about how a good firm handshake tells a lot about you by now.
User avatar #5 - wilddittoappears ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
just looking at this picture makes me feel manly
#4 - wickys (07/17/2012) [-]
How to give a handshake like Stalin.
#3 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
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Because I...am a MAN!
#1 - shadowrated (07/17/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#10 to #1 - BraveSirRobin (07/17/2012) [-]
like this?
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#72 to #10 - lordcumalot **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#197 to #72 - awesomereg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #174 to #72 - gingerfuntime (07/18/2012) [-]
Overused joke is overused
User avatar #92 to #72 - fuckgravity (07/17/2012) [-]
No.
#124 to #92 - arnoldbusk (07/17/2012) [-]
How do you how much hentai he has watched?
User avatar #210 to #124 - dapianoman (07/18/2012) [-]
He still hasn't seen enough.
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