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#108 - wegotabadasshere (07/16/2012) [-]
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #7075249 at FJ Pony Thread **

His girlfriend's face when he creates a makeshift dildo with a fork
User avatar #107 - rubenvatle (07/16/2012) [-]
one of the rubberbands slipt of fork......
#106 - ballzach (07/16/2012) [-]
his face after
User avatar #105 - catnutsack **User deleted account** (07/16/2012) [-]
Until he goes to shave his neck and it snaps, making the fork stab him
#104 - hotsand (07/16/2012) [-]
What if he was trying to shave his pubes and the rubber band popped? oh lawd.
#103 - bearednun (07/16/2012) [-]
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#102 - theredchocobo (07/16/2012) [-]
**theredchocobo rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at Shit men do. ** I'm slightly scared
#99 - catzombie (07/16/2012) [-]
It would have never worked. He just did this for fun, doubt he tried using it.

The rubber bands on both sides of the razor wouldn't allow the blades to touch the skin.
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#96 - exotic (07/16/2012) [-]
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I'm imagining that sling slapping me in the face when it fails.
User avatar #95 - steamwhistler (07/16/2012) [-]
This seems incredibly dangerous...
#94 - drewskibert (07/16/2012) [-]
I can't decide if it's genius or retarded.
#93 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
The rubber surface is a bit proud from the blades, meaning the sum total of fuck all will get shaved.

#89 - obnoxygen (07/16/2012) [-]
Until the rubber bands snap violently into your bare flesh, which startles you and causes you to cut your face with the razor.
Until the rubber bands snap violently into your bare flesh, which startles you and causes you to cut your face with the razor.
User avatar #82 - ashinydoornob (07/16/2012) [-]
Then the fork slips and you got a fork in your throat/cheek
#86 to #82 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
how hard do you press the razor against your skin when you shave?
User avatar #88 to #86 - ashinydoornob (07/16/2012) [-]
Not very hard unless i want to bleed
#101 to #88 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Exactly so he wouldn't be pressing it hard enough into his face for the fork to pierce the skin.
User avatar #209 to #101 - ashinydoornob (07/16/2012) [-]
Ahh but what about the tension of the rubber bands
User avatar #81 - tonyspinners (07/16/2012) [-]
Fork that shit, I'd rather go out and buy a new razor rather than shaving a few minutes of time off and adding insult to injury by having the rubberband dick slap you after you already cut your with the razor from fuckall hell.
User avatar #80 - pinapplehead (07/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #78 - steavo (07/16/2012) [-]
...how does a a razor handle snap? It seems pretty fucking hard to accidentally snap it, I mean you're only shaving with it, not throwing it around.
#83 to #78 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
he broke it "before work" he never said he wasn't using it, he probably was half shaven and needed a quick fix.
#79 to #78 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Well if you're a horny teenage girl and try to use that to masturbate because the shower head doesn't come off, It can break off inside you.
User avatar #77 - glassmaker (07/16/2012) [-]
that is fucking terrifying.
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