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Right back at ya motherfucker

bitch please

please bitch...

Honestly just watched the episode, the only reason I understood that reference.

"the" episode?

FIDDLE.

I kept thinking it was a Tenacious D reference.

I just now realized that it's that fucking Georgia song.

Its a song

Now see, the Devil went down to Georgia look'n for a soul to steal.
He came by, a young boy play'n a fiddle real hot.

and the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said "boy lemme tell you what"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

EPIC FIDDLE SOLO!


The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The end!

Good show sir!

*fiddle

the only difference is how you play it

I know, it just seemed a more appropriate word for the situation.

Same here, bro, same here.

to be fair if you had a lightsaber you wouldn't need any of those

might be manlier but that lightsaber will cut through your chainsaw like butter

No I think the nailgun is for blasphemy.

Batman approves.

fine little bize and run boys run! devils in the house at the risin sun!

(never knew what he says for that first part) do tell do tell

I always thought it was "fires on the mountain, run boys run!"

beats the hell outta what i said..id always pull a don vedo at that part. FIREMEFERGHRUN BOYS RUN

cause hells broke loose in georgia, fucking love that

"I dun' told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there's ever been"

inb4 nigger nigger nigger

you just made my day thank you

You're welcome.

youre rewarding him?

1.Throw dildo in a bear cave
2.????
3.Problem solved

He'll probably suck the bears dick too.

How is that a weapon?
Wouldn't he like that?

Possible distraction for escape.

Whatever you say.

actually it can, as per the last christmas episode with matt smith

I never saw that. Don't know why.
So he finally got it updated

It can, however, drive screws. Meaning you could use it to put up a shelf.