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#187 - loonety (07/16/2012) [-]
YOU FOOL! YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE??YOU'VE DELAYED HL2:EP3 BY ANOTHER YEAR!CURSE YOU!
please dont take me seriouslly im lonley
User avatar #173 - messerauditore (07/16/2012) [-]
Opinion Alert

I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't really like the Half-Life series... Don't get me wrong, I played them, but the plot is wicked weird, and the gameplay always seems like "The goal is 5 feet from where you're standing. However, something has happened within that 5 feet, and now you have to take a 45 minute detour filled with random walkways and puzzles.

To each their own, but I never really enjoyed playing through them. If #3 is ever created, maybe that one will have a different effect on me...
User avatar #186 to #173 - themightymrplow (07/16/2012) [-]
I bought the orange box a while ago, I tried them both and I didn't enjoy either of them. And no, playing on a computer will not change that :P

But yea, they just weren't for me.
User avatar #185 to #173 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, to be honest I didn't enjoy them much either.
#182 to #173 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
GET OUT FAGGOT
User avatar #184 to #182 - messerauditore (07/16/2012) [-]
Oh look. Another anon trying to be tough. Next time, don't hide behind "post as anonymous" and i might just consider what you have to say.
User avatar #181 to #173 - frozo (07/16/2012) [-]
I thumbed you up even though I am a huge Half Life fan. I just find that it is greatly superior to other old titles such as Halo. Then again, I don't particularly like Halo. Never played it, but I just feel like TF2 and Tribes and League is enough for me.

I get your opinion, but I just think that the experience is great. It's not as linear that you get tired of it quickly, and it's pretty fun.
User avatar #200 to #181 - gggeee (07/16/2012) [-]
I felt like halo has a good story line, just reach and ODST killed it for me
User avatar #175 to #173 - Hreidmar (07/16/2012) [-]
It's a legitimate opinion. I actually think the story is quite good, and it's simple without being trivial or unnecessary. And what you said about the detours is true, but it's what happens during the detours that makes the games good for me. For me the series just delivers consistently good, somewhat challenging gameplay. They aren't magnificent games, but they are entertaining, which is really all I want.

I'm far more eager for Far Cry 3 than I am for HL3, though
User avatar #167 - stickandrew (07/16/2012) [-]
This joke is old as hell,i mean,it's like bashing a dead horse.
User avatar #174 to #167 - messerauditore (07/16/2012) [-]
Twice.
#179 to #174 - Noblevillain (07/16/2012) [-]
... But never a third time.
#164 - iamphoenix (07/16/2012) [-]
"There's a number that comes after two?"
User avatar #190 to #164 - eyelaughdahame ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
4?
#207 to #190 - superkewlguy (07/16/2012) [-]
No
2 episode 1
#160 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Half life 2: Episode 2 - Part 2

You mad?
#155 - russianbro ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
dont fuck with Gabe or he will fuck you up

im not even kidding,his office is full of knives and daggers he fucking loves them

no wonders why the spy is his favorite class
#183 to #155 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Nigger please. He'll die of a heart attack trying to swing those things around.
#157 to #155 - buttholee (07/16/2012) [-]
He only has 2 knives
User avatar #152 - szymonf (07/16/2012) [-]
i dont get the joke
#161 to #152 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
He is with valve, valve hasnt made a game past 2.
User avatar #165 to #161 - szymonf (07/16/2012) [-]
ok thanks
i thought it had something to do with half-life
User avatar #231 to #165 - gowge ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
It does have something to do with half-life.
sort of
#146 - tonttu (07/16/2012) [-]
<--- Gabe when asked about Half Life 3
<--- Gabe when asked about Half Life 3
User avatar #145 - SniperKitty (07/16/2012) [-]
I.... I don't get it :(
User avatar #176 to #145 - angelojuusan (07/16/2012) [-]
Gabe is one of the head honcho's of Valve, and they have NEVER made a game with "3" in the title.
User avatar #177 to #176 - SniperKitty (07/16/2012) [-]
Thank you! Didn't know the guy so I never made that connection, I heard similar jokes before about Valve though. Thank you fellow funnyjunker!
#178 to #177 - angelojuusan (07/16/2012) [-]
No problem, wizard out.
No problem, wizard out.
#144 - ilogixjuanker (07/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #140 - teashi (07/16/2012) [-]
Am I missing something?
User avatar #166 to #140 - grahamf **User deleted account** (07/16/2012) [-]
How can you miss the whole "Valve never makes a third game in a series"?
User avatar #205 to #166 - teashi (07/16/2012) [-]
I don't exactly pay attention to stuff like that. Do they really not make anything past a second game?
User avatar #334 to #205 - grahamf **User deleted account** (07/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #335 to #334 - teashi (07/17/2012) [-]
No, but there sure is a shit ton of half life stuff.
User avatar #336 to #335 - grahamf **User deleted account** (07/17/2012) [-]
Expansion pack, expansion pack, port of a subcomponent of the original, and a bundled part of the PS2 version.

None were full games, and note there were only two expansion packs.
User avatar #337 to #336 - grahamf **User deleted account** (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh and two (not three) demos.

That's all just for Half life 1

HL2 has a seperate multiplayer mode, a demo, and two episodes (whatever they are)
#134 - lordcuntdestroyer (07/16/2012) [-]
He'll just get to work on season DLC instead
#124 - theguyweallhate (07/16/2012) [-]
Gabe Newell.
#226 to #127 - apsycogerbil (07/16/2012) [-]
fat ben made poop?
#128 to #127 - theguyweallhate (07/16/2012) [-]
It will never be released.
#148 to #128 - joaftheloaf (07/16/2012) [-]
gaben
gaben
User avatar #121 - negativeone (07/16/2012) [-]
Quick question, why is Gabe Newell so revered?
User avatar #133 to #121 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
Like Dtox mentioned, Newell is the CEO of Valve.
Valve is considered to be the most 'good guy' company out there, contrast to EA which is the stereotypical villain company that tries to get every profit it can.

Valve produced Steam, a major virtual video game distribution network, which is known for creating generous sales in contrast to everybody else's virtual video game network (Games For Windows Live, whatever EA has, etc.)

Gabe Newell is also outspoken and isn't afraid to place his opinion on matters, he's even criticized Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 openly.

Also, pretty much every game Valve has delivered was amazing, despite it's inability to make it on the deadline. Quality takes time, and Valve delivers quality.
User avatar #163 to #133 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
EA has origin now, and just like steam, you HAVE to install it to play games associated with them
so now I have a useless program just so I can play mass effect 3, and I can only play it if I have internet
User avatar #168 to #163 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
Oh, right. Origin. Can't believe I forgot about that already.

What's their layout like? I just realized I've never seen anything about it, but their sales generally weren't so pleasing.
User avatar #169 to #168 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
yeah, I have no idea what that means
layout? like the way it looks?
User avatar #171 to #169 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
Stuff like how the whole thing functions, are you able to install modding tools with ease, etc.
#136 to #133 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Deeerrrr profit is bad

duuuuuuuhhhhh 99%
User avatar #137 to #136 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
There's more to it then just simply "EVIL COMPANY THAT WANTS TO DESTROY EVERYTHING FOR MONEY"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LE0ycgkBQ
Educate yourself, Anon.
#142 to #137 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
This might be hard for you to grasp, but a blatant parody doesn't actually convey any information. All it does is provide confirmation bias entertainment for people who already accept its premise.
User avatar #147 to #142 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
This might be hard for you to grasp, but it's not bias.
First off, this is a nutshell. More in that, it presents details on every bit of image for you to look up when you want to know more information about it. A lot of nutshells don't give you that opportunity.
Second, this is something that EA's been doing for YEARS. This isn't a blatant parody, it's an informational that sums up why people hate EA so much, and why EA is such a big problem, and it's more than just excessive bullshit DLCs.

Third, don't try to walk in acting like a political genius if you're going to sway a well-made informational without giving any kind of counter-input. You don't have to be aware of what EA does to be interested in this video, first of all. And second, this is all truth.
#149 to #147 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
Political genius? Lol, as if I'd need to prove that to the likes of you. Just pointing out your "educational" video's reliance 100% on confirmation bias.
User avatar #150 to #149 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
Still no counter-argument. I'd least expect someone walking around with such arrogance to put in SOMETHING, but oh well.
#154 to #150 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
You're missing the point, brickout: there is no counter-argument. All I'm interested is pointing out how stupid your video is, and by extension you are for thinking it proves anything.
#203 to #154 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
you're a fucking idout.
User avatar #158 to #154 - akkere (07/16/2012) [-]
That's the problem, all you've done so far is stereotype this video and call miserable insults.
You're acting like your declaration of this video is to be taken as logic, when you refuse to even say why
I've stated why the video proves anything in a former comment. You responded with a "lol I don't need to prove anything to you, it's bias no matter what you tell me".
I ask again for a counter-argument, you call me a "brickout", and still present nothing but a "THIS VIDEO IS STUPID AND YOU'RE STUPID"
Is this how you discuss everything to your peers?
User avatar #129 to #121 - dtox ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
he's the ceo of valve.

correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he's also the creator of steam, the largest digital distribution software (at least in terms of video games) out there.
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#98 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
fuck you OP, suck my dick
#130 to #98 - umadz (07/16/2012) [-]
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#132 to #130 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
i cant wait!
#120 to #117 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
i love OP really guise
User avatar #122 to #120 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
I love you too, Ben.
#123 to #122 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
yes charlie *hugs*
#116 to #98 - challengefailed (07/16/2012) [-]
And here, kids is a perfect example of Rule 14 of the Internet: If you argue with trolls, they win.
#118 to #116 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
people are so dumb arn't they
User avatar #99 to #98 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
What the fuck?
Why would you even write that, you prick.
User avatar #102 to #99 - bramdk ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
a troll just ignore the shithead
User avatar #104 to #102 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
No, I want to teach this idiot a lesson.
User avatar #111 to #104 - bramdk ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
you cant because he will just laugh at you getting mad -.-
#100 to #99 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
why dont you kill yourself dicklick
#131 to #100 - umadz (07/16/2012) [-]
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#106 to #100 - iLoveMrPhD (07/16/2012) [-]
acualy iz gabe newel
#115 to #106 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
the body in that picture actually kinda looks like me
User avatar #101 to #100 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
Hey, there's no need for these insults. you don't even know me
#103 to #101 - selbs (07/16/2012) [-]
i dont care why are not not on the end of a noose you cunt
User avatar #112 to #103 - bramdk ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
you should probably kill yourself
User avatar #105 to #103 - IllpostThisShit (07/16/2012) [-]
You are the one who should kill themselves you fucking cunt.
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#90 - Senith (07/16/2012) [-]
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User avatar #341 to #90 - buttholee (07/17/2012) [-]
Which video is that?
I can't even remember
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