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#351 - gimmeyobrain (07/15/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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#166 - whomadewho (07/15/2012) [-]
who is that guy, I have not seen the source
who is that guy, I have not seen the source
#158 - killstealer (07/15/2012) [-]
**killstealer rolled a random image posted in comment #210 at Fallout 4 ** rolling because YOLO,... lol jk.. rolling because **** you
User avatar #78 - theugandanhero (07/15/2012) [-]
But if aliens don't wear hats (and you can correct me if I'm wrong on this), doesn't that mean that the color purple would pancake the roof because you have 7 apples and 4 pencils?
#372 - bushydude (07/15/2012) [+] (7 replies)
+5
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#204 - Churd (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - knowitallfourtytwo (07/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
This reminds me of an English assignment I wrote in April, read it if you wish:

The skies were a monotonous shade of heliotrope as a gentle storm of shamrocks breezed through the clay chandeliers and as the adamant, fragile vases were falling up into the atmosphere. Meanwhile, a bus made of porcupine hide and tortoise feathers accelerated to a stop and a man of great constitution rambled in through the window. He spotted a spotted seat that was rotating in retrograde from the other spotted, rotating seats. He knew it was his only choice to survive the bus ride to see the male vegetarian zombie cheerleaders who would implode with the intensity of one thousand carnations. He finished contemplating and proceeded to perch onto the tablecloth cactus recliner until an adolescent scream whispered, “Halt!”
The older man was surely exasperated as his ears were allergic to such a sight. In euphoric pain, he retorted, “But maybe pumpkins wouldn’t be so cubic if only you destroyed the last tardigrade!” The boy was not puzzled at this thought, even though he felt like being puzzled, so he took out a puzzle and that puzzle puzzled him. In his puzzlement, he puzzled together a puzzle. He finally knew what he did not have to not do in his life.
“But maybe I can,” said the boy, “So therefore all oxymora are redundant and the Earth is banana-shaped!” With that said, the lanky teenager had solved his identity crisis and found out he was an octopus. Since octopuses like to eat cake, he sprang up and cremated every living being, including himself. His ashes later stated, “I knew that the jaguars should’ve feasted on the noise made by the gentle strawberries!” And that, my children, is the story of how the moon was created.
To not not not be continued, unless I don’t feel like it, even if I do, so that means it’s a wrap... but not a sandwich.

My teacher was pleasantly surprised and gave me 125 out of 100

#1 - sapphiresparta (07/14/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Get yourself one of these, OP. I think this is a TI-84 Plus Silver Edition.
User avatar #11 to #1 - amammcmam (07/14/2012) [-]
Gold Edition*
Are you colour blind?
#366 - cookiesncreams (07/15/2012) [-]
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#362 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#363 to #362 - pransaculass ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
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#340 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)
TROLOLOLOL 9GAG LEGION ATTACKS! THERE IS A WAR GOING ON AND 9GAG WILL BE VICTORIOUS. **** ALL YOU SCUM FOR STEALING OUR ME-MEMES. GIVE US CREDIT FOR THE FOLLOWING AND MORE OR GO DOWN!
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Le forever alone guy
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AND A LOT MORE

WE WANT A FRONTPAGE POST APPOLOGIZING! WE DEMAND JUSTICE! TONIGHT IS THE HOUR OF 9GAG.
+4
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#332 - thumbmyocup (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#202 - archiferd (07/15/2012) [-]
False.
#176 - mistapeef (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mistapeef rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at Balotelli ** MFW i see math.
#169 - fluffiebunny (07/15/2012) [-]
how i feel when doing test
how i feel when doing test
#138 - multiskin (07/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**multiskin rolled a random image posted in comment #6781121 at FJ Pony Thread ** exactly what i tought
#133 - yurilowenthall (07/15/2012) [-]
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**yurilowenthall rolled a random image posted in comment #7107877 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #95 - skyrimturtles (07/15/2012) [+] (18 replies)
wait purple because aliens don't wear hats?
RUBS FOREHEAD TWICE
ABH!ABH!ABH!
#97 to #95 - sonofagunderson (07/15/2012) [-]
Only on Wednesdays brother
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