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#805 - spdsky has deleted their comment [-]
#821 to #805 - tpatetpate (07/14/2012) [-]
**tpatetpate rolled a random image posted in comment #6745301 at FJ Pony Thread ** cool story bro
#804 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
overkill bro
#803 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6695865 at FJ Pony Thread **

Dubs decides my username and avatar.

gogogogogo
#969 to #803 - anonymous (07/15/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 84** FaggleToads
#922 to #803 - tydrodron (07/14/2012) [-]
**tydrodron rolls 68** DINGOS
#861 to #803 - madeyoulooknana (07/14/2012) [-]
**madeyoulooknana rolls 37** battletoads29
#834 to #803 - inanimateobject (07/14/2012) [-]
**inanimateobject rolls 28** slipperyasscheeks
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#831 to #803 - ryanfitzy has deleted their comment [-]
#802 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
THEY CLOSED!
User avatar #798 - pumamaner (07/14/2012) [-]
is there anyway for you to call and not be charged for long distance?
#812 to #798 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
yes use google voice
User avatar #829 to #812 - pumamaner (07/14/2012) [-]
is it the same **** if i use skype?
#797 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
[url deleted] Free money ! FAST! Trust a anon!
#794 - jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
trying to call, but its so busy. doubt they will even answer at this point, but I'll keep
#789 - norboro (07/14/2012) [-]
**norboro rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Fallout Lighter ** battletoads
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#786 - Blackyy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #784 - iliekcereal (07/14/2012) [-]
>Gold And Silver
>Hi, I have some old Beanie Babies I'd like to sell. My dad used to work for Ty, so when I was young, he used to always bring me home some of the Beanie Babies he got form work. I think they might now be valuable, so I'd like to see how much I can get for them
>Depending on how old they are, they may be worth a lot of money. Can you describe them to me, and if possible give the year in which they were made?
>Well, I only want to sell one or two, since they were very important to me when I was a child. Most of them were from the Muppet series they made in 1985.
>Oh yeah? Some of those are fairly valuable. What do you have.
>Well, I'd be most willing to sell a Kermit doll I have, since I have two of it. Plus, my dad said it was rare when he gave it to me. Only a few hundred were made.
>That could be very valuable. Describe it more?
>Well, I guess he was supposed to be saving Mrs. Piggy or something, because he's wearing a bunch of armor and has weapons and stuff. In other words, he's a battletoad.
> **** you.
*click*
User avatar #848 to #784 - turtlecat (07/14/2012) [-]
I giggled like a schoolgirl...
#783 - angeredyeti (07/14/2012) [-]
I started dying after Officer Battletoad.   
   
Gif unrelated.
I started dying after Officer Battletoad.

Gif unrelated.
#781 - iliketires ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
Oh god this post had me in stitches.
User avatar #764 - boogihead ONLINE (07/14/2012) [-]
Where are most of you calling them from?
I'm in Florida...

I need to ask them a legit question about a SNES game.
User avatar #762 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
EVERY FUNNYJUNKER JOIN: we got atleast 10 prank calls in to this random ass pizza hut in LA, the number is 3237334000 and this girl is raging so hard, shes on the track to quitting her job so just keep trolling with battletoads.

Convo:
Girl:welcome to pizza hut
me:Can I get 2 large sausage pizza's?
girl:Delivery or pickup?
me:Can I pick it up in my battletoad car?
girl:HAHAHA you and your faggot friends are so funny
me;yep
*Click
#918 to #762 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
Except you are not funny at all.. just yet another copy of /b/... go **** yourself with a rake you ******* cunt
User avatar #813 to #762 - nilyshia (07/14/2012) [-]
Me: Hi, do you guys deliver?
Her: Yes we do.
Me: Okay, you have breadsticks, right?
Her: Yeah
Me: How much are they??
Her: 4 dollars
Me: OK, you have large pizzas?
Her: Uh, yeah.
Me: Okay so how much would that be altogether?
Her: 14 dollars
Me: Okay, I want one with mushroom, pepperoni and extra cheese. And um, can I get an order of battletoads on the side?
*Click*
User avatar #811 to #762 - Squonky (07/14/2012) [-]
>Thank you for calling pizza hut how may I help you
>Hello mam this is the current on duty patrol officer in your area of Los Angeles we have just been notified of a homicide two doors down from your establishment can you please make sure that everyone stays inside and away from windows
>May I ask who I am speaking to?
>Officer P.J. Battletoads
>click
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#806 to #762 - qstot has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #785 to #762 - dyeitcoke (07/14/2012) [-]
Conversation:

Girl: This is Pizza Hut.
Me: Uhh... Battletoads.
*click*
#790 to #785 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
My convo, tried to speak spanish lmfao..

Me;Hola,como estas
girl:bien y tu
me:Los battletoadas
click
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#776 to #762 - qstot has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #779 to #776 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
TROLOLOLOLO!
User avatar #788 to #779 - feraligatrnommi (07/14/2012) [-]
Please don't say that, you sound like an annoying facebook girl
User avatar #791 to #788 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
TROLOLOLOLO!

btw I can say it cause im a /b/fag since 05'
User avatar #795 to #791 - feraligatrnommi (07/14/2012) [-]
And that means you can say it why?
User avatar #799 to #795 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
because we sorta invented trolling and im using 'trololololo' in the proper context cause were trolling her. and Now im trolling u so trolololo umadbro?
User avatar #801 to #799 - feraligatrnommi (07/14/2012) [-]
Riiiiiiiight
User avatar #775 to #762 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
Calling right now.


Gonna laugh so hard.
User avatar #780 to #775 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
act all serious and **** and then hit the battle toad, it will get her mad LMFAO
User avatar #792 to #780 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
I said, "Hi, do you guys make specialty pizzas or mixed pizzas?"
She said, "Yes we do, we can make things like half pepperoni-half cheese, or anything else really."
I said, "Well, do you serve parties?"
"Yes, we do. Do you need us for a party?"
"Yes."
"Okay, let me register the date and time, if you wouldn't mind."
"Sure. It's on Friday, July 20th of this year."
"Okay, what time?"
"BITCH IT'S BATTLETOAD TIME!"
*click*

Funniest prank call I've ever made, if I do say so mehself.
User avatar #796 to #792 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
OMFG my sides are hurting..OH **** that made me **** myself wat u just said LOL
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#774 to #762 - dyeitcoke has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #750 - ninjastarthrow (07/14/2012) [-]
>gold and silver
>hey hows it going, I'm looking for a hubcap for a 1972 pinto hatchback?
>sorry I don't think we have any of those
>oh that's alright then do you have a copy of that Battletoads game I keep hearing about?
>*click

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#768 to #750 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#747 - youngbeezy (07/14/2012) [-]
LMFAO, me and 5 other of my friends who are funnyjunkers are trolling this random pizza hut in LA, feel free to join in lmfao, the number is 3237334000

CONVO I JUST HAD

Girl:Hi welcome to pizza hut
Me;Yes can I get a big sausage pizza?
girl:Whats your number?
Me;1800-battletoads
girl:Stop talking to me
Me;My number is 1800-battletoads
girl:Did you hear me the first time?
Me;Yes my number is 1800-battletoads
girl:STOP ******* CALLING ME
Me:can I still get my big sausage pizza
Hangs up
User avatar #770 to #747 - MotokoKatachiRox (07/14/2012) [-]
K I suggested for her to stop taking calls because everyone was going to troll her, and she was like, aw, how sweet of you, thank you.
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#782 to #770 - qstot has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #777 to #770 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
wow ur a bitch. I was having fun too!
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#766 to #747 - qstot has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #765 to #747 - MotokoKatachiRox (07/14/2012) [-]
>Hello Pizzahut
>Hi can I order a pizza?
>Sure lemme guess, battletoads?
>What's a battletoad..?
*hangs up*
WHAT.
User avatar #763 to #747 - amiritebro (07/14/2012) [-]
I called again lol, this time she said "You guys have no lives, really? Calling from like 3 different phone numbers?"
#807 to #763 - Ginoo (07/14/2012) [-]
She has no idea..
User avatar #760 to #747 - amiritebro (07/14/2012) [-]
>Hey this is pizza hut, will this be take out or delivery?
>Yes, can I have a large order of cheesy-battle toads?
>OH MY-
*click*
User avatar #756 to #747 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
Girl:Hi welcome to pizza hut
me:Yes can I get a battletoad pizza
Girl: **** off
me:Why mam, may I please speak to your manager. This is uncalled for
*CLick
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#755 to #747 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #758 to #755 - xxane (07/14/2012) [-]
LMFAO keep calling her LOL. Shes gonna quit her job within the next 10 minutes HAHA
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#754 to #747 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #744 - iamfamoushaha (07/14/2012) [-]
**iamfamoushaha rolls 20** battle toads give me dubs
#793 to #744 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64**
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#746 to #744 - spdsky has deleted their comment [-]
#743 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
*roll4*
User avatar #753 to #743 - spdsky (07/14/2012) [-]
**spdsky rolls 0,871**

Anon fail :D

Definitely not quads.
#742 - bmxelement (07/14/2012) [-]
prolly the funniest content i have ever seen
prolly the funniest content i have ever seen
#738 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3902538/Fireworks/
He told his friends that he wanted front page and to mass message his content
I say the hell with that, he doesn't deserves it.
he had like 14 thumbs first then it went to 33 now its 56 stop this now.
User avatar #748 to #738 - eatshitop (07/14/2012) [-]
i think il thumb it up because you told me not to
#757 to #748 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
go rite ahead and suck Sonicteams dick and enjoy
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