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Comments(920):
#878
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N. Korean citizen (07/14/2012) [-]
Called and asked for a battletoad danish...
he was like "we dont sell those"
e.e
he was like "we dont sell those"
e.e
Can someone call them and ask them if they have the SNES game U.N Squadron in it's original box?
I need to buy one.
And then you can do what you want.
I need to buy one.
And then you can do what you want.
Saw this thread last night, a lot of people claiming that it was bullshit and that they were summerfags, still hilarious though.
Wow....Just started playing BattleToads recently....one of the games I could never beat.
Every Funnyjunker call 3236512030 me and 5 other friends are trolling them as we speak. The guy is as mad as it can get, its a 24/7 jewish deli. Ask for a battletoad bagel or danish, gets him pissed everytime.
Convo:
Guy;Hey welcome to cantar deli
me:you guys have pizza?
guy;No pizza
me:danish?
guy;Yes we have danish
me;Battle toad danish
guy;Go fuck a battle toad
click
Convo:
Guy;Hey welcome to cantar deli
me:you guys have pizza?
guy;No pizza
me:danish?
guy;Yes we have danish
me;Battle toad danish
guy;Go fuck a battle toad
click
yea we trolled them out, everyone is on this now. its a 7-11, but the workers both hate white people and black people. They are racist indians. Basically say ur a redneck and talk like one and ask if they have battle toad tacos. Me and a couple friends already did it and they got pretty fucking mad, the number is 6046680531
convo:(redneck voice)
guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the fuck is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy;fuck you honky
click
convo:(redneck voice)
guy;Yes welcome to 711, what you want?
me;I want some beef jerky and chewin tabacca
guy;you come here and get
me;If you guys have battletoad tacos then sure
guy;wat the fuck is a battletoad taco, please leave
me;I will leave when I get my battletoad taco'
guy;fuck you honky
click
"Gold and silver"
"Hey, I'm looking for this really rare record. It was made by some old, unsigned band."
"What's the name of the record?"
"Oh, it's their debut album, self-titled. It's called The Battletoads."
"Sounds like a really shitty band."
*click*
"Hey, I'm looking for this really rare record. It was made by some old, unsigned band."
"What's the name of the record?"
"Oh, it's their debut album, self-titled. It's called The Battletoads."
"Sounds like a really shitty band."
*click*
ALL FUNNYJUNKERS PRANK THIS PAPA JOHNS IN LA, the # is 2137435999
This girl is mad pissed, just add battle toads into the context.
CONVO:
Girl;welcome to papa johns
me:Can I have battle toad pizza
girl:Come on, please fucking stop
me;its on the advertisment
girl:what advertisement?
me;The battle toad one
click
This girl is mad pissed, just add battle toads into the context.
CONVO:
Girl;welcome to papa johns
me:Can I have battle toad pizza
girl:Come on, please fucking stop
me;its on the advertisment
girl:what advertisement?
me;The battle toad one
click
#874 to #844
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jjohnsonncc (07/14/2012) [-]
It's now a guy talking
Hello, welcome to papa johns, we are closed but is there anything I can help you with
Yes, do you guys deliver to church?
look, we arent delivering right now, we have to clean and blah blah blah (couldn't hear what he was saying) but is their anything right now we can help you with?
Oh, I reccomend battletoads scented pine-sol
click
Hello, welcome to papa johns, we are closed but is there anything I can help you with
Yes, do you guys deliver to church?
look, we arent delivering right now, we have to clean and blah blah blah (couldn't hear what he was saying) but is their anything right now we can help you with?
Oh, I reccomend battletoads scented pine-sol
click
>Welcome to Papa John's
>High I found a flyer of yours on the highway while I was driving, I'm just looking for directions to a cheap hotel to spend the night
>huh?
>I'm new in town you see, I need some help getting around
>Why not just call an information center
>Because I'd rather receive help from a lovely lady like yourself
>Oh...thank you sir that made my night
>No problem, any recommendations?
>There's a motel just off of exit derp
>Oh thank you do you know if they have free battletoads there?
>click
>High I found a flyer of yours on the highway while I was driving, I'm just looking for directions to a cheap hotel to spend the night
>huh?
>I'm new in town you see, I need some help getting around
>Why not just call an information center
>Because I'd rather receive help from a lovely lady like yourself
>Oh...thank you sir that made my night
>No problem, any recommendations?
>There's a motel just off of exit derp
>Oh thank you do you know if they have free battletoads there?
>click
>Cantar Deli
>Hi do you have pizza?
>No the place across the street does though
>Oh I have another question
>I have to put you on hold I have another call coming in
>On hold for 2 minutes
>Ok sorry sir, we've been getting prank called all night
>Man that sucks, fuckin kids suck huh?
>Yeah they really do, just wasting my time.
>Quite, I have a son who used to do prank calls like that, and I just grounded him every time he did it to teach him a lesson about wasting fine working peoples' time.
>haha okay what was your question?
>Do you have minced battletoads?
>FUCK YOU
>that's not a very kosher thing to say-
>click
>Hi do you have pizza?
>No the place across the street does though
>Oh I have another question
>I have to put you on hold I have another call coming in
>On hold for 2 minutes
>Ok sorry sir, we've been getting prank called all night
>Man that sucks, fuckin kids suck huh?
>Yeah they really do, just wasting my time.
>Quite, I have a son who used to do prank calls like that, and I just grounded him every time he did it to teach him a lesson about wasting fine working peoples' time.
>haha okay what was your question?
>Do you have minced battletoads?
>FUCK YOU
>that's not a very kosher thing to say-
>click
Just got my 10 year old sister to call, told her to do it in her sweetest voice possible
- girl answers-
>Welcome to Pizza hut
>HI
>?
>My big brother said I could order any kind of Pizza I wanted :D
>Well sweetheart, what kind of pizza would you like?
>I don't know......
>Well what do you like?
>Pepperoni!
>Ok anything else?
>LOTS of cheese :D
>Alright sweetie can you get your brother's phone number so we can call you to pick it up?
> *** *** *****
>Anything else?
>Can I get a friend order of Battletoads on the side?
>click
Keep in mind she did this in her sweetest, 10 year old voice ever.
I about pissed myself
- girl answers-
>Welcome to Pizza hut
>HI
>?
>My big brother said I could order any kind of Pizza I wanted :D
>Well sweetheart, what kind of pizza would you like?
>I don't know......
>Well what do you like?
>Pepperoni!
>Ok anything else?
>LOTS of cheese :D
>Alright sweetie can you get your brother's phone number so we can call you to pick it up?
> *** *** *****
>Anything else?
>Can I get a friend order of Battletoads on the side?
>click
Keep in mind she did this in her sweetest, 10 year old voice ever.
I about pissed myself
OPERATION PIZZA HUT LA WAS A SUCCESS. We got a recorded 60+ calls into this random pizza hut and trolled this girl so bad she quit her job. Now were on to 'OPERATION PAPA JOHN' and were trolling a random Papa John's in LA. The # is 2137435999
ALSO MAKE SURE TO USE BATTLETOADS IN THE CONTEXT IN EACH CALL MADE.
ALSO MAKE SURE TO USE BATTLETOADS IN THE CONTEXT IN EACH CALL MADE.
#832
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N. Korean citizen (07/14/2012) [-]
this is some losers home number prank call this # for some lols
#830
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N. Korean citizen (07/14/2012) [-]
Called Pizza Hut, girl answered. Feelsbadman.jpg
>Thank you for choosing Pizza hut...
>Hey I need a delivery
>Whats your phone number...
>xxxxxxxxxx
>Ok and the address...
> 145 South BattleToads Lane
>click...
>Thank you for choosing Pizza hut...
>Hey I need a delivery
>Whats your phone number...
>xxxxxxxxxx
>Ok and the address...
> 145 South BattleToads Lane
>click...
I am a newfag to this. Can someone explain the whole Battletoads business to me? Will reward with desktop backgrounds.
To actually answer your questions (I'm afraid I hit submit too early), Battletoads is a game that 4chan trolled Gamestop with requests for. It used to be just a response for one someone posted a screenshot from a game, but ever since the prank calls it's just something hilarious to call and ask for.
ALL FUNNYJUNKERS, call this random pizza hut in LA cause this bitch is fucking pissed off. Do your worse FJ, couple more prank calls and shes on the verge of quiting her job. We got like 35+ calls in already, the number is 3237334000
Last convo with her:
Girl;Welcome to pizza hut
me:Yes can i have cheese sticks
girl:I assume your gonna say you want battle toads with it
me:huh?
girl:Oh sorry sir, a bunch of kids have been calling in
me:can i have battle toads with it?
click
Last convo with her:
Girl;Welcome to pizza hut
me:Yes can i have cheese sticks
girl:I assume your gonna say you want battle toads with it
me:huh?
girl:Oh sorry sir, a bunch of kids have been calling in
me:can i have battle toads with it?
click
#894 to #810
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N. Korean citizen (07/14/2012) [-]
some dude picked up
me:yes i would like 2 medium battletoads
him:what?
me:two medium pizzas.
him: oh sorry
me: also i would like a large battletoad
him: the fuck did u say
me: chill man, coke i said coke
him: address?
me:ya, 13 battle toad road, its off fuck you avenue
me:yes i would like 2 medium battletoads
him:what?
me:two medium pizzas.
him: oh sorry
me: also i would like a large battletoad
him: the fuck did u say
me: chill man, coke i said coke
him: address?
me:ya, 13 battle toad road, its off fuck you avenue
xxane im calling the mexican guy right now, lol heres how our conversation went:
M = me / P = pizza hut guy
M: Hi, I want to know if you guys serve at parties, or cater to events?
P: Look, you've already used this fucking joke, fuck off you asshole bitch.
*Hangs Up*
Calling Again
P: Look kid stop calling okay? It's getting annoying as hell right now.
M: Excuse me, but I have on fucking idea what the hell you're talking about, I am planning a god damn party for my sisters sweet 16, I want your name, and I also want to speak with the manager on hand.
P: Oh I am very sorry sir, some kids have been prank phone calling us, I assumed you were apart of that crap. I am very sorry.
*Actually gets manager*
Mnger: Hello? I heard what happened and we are truly sorry for the wrong accusation, you must understand kids have been constantly calling us and pranking us. Now how may I help you sir?
M: Well, I'm planning a sweet 16 party for my sister, and the theme is Battletoads, you have any specialty pizza that will suit up to the party?
Mnger: Kid, If I ever find you, I'll rip your neck out you inconsiderate little fuck.
*Hangs Up*
**Calling again*
P: Yes, you've reached Pizza Hut how may I...
M: *Interrups* BATTLETOADS YOU BEENER FAGGOT!
P: Fuck You *hangs up*
hahahah so funny man best prank call i have ever experienced, lets keep calling them
M = me / P = pizza hut guy
M: Hi, I want to know if you guys serve at parties, or cater to events?
P: Look, you've already used this fucking joke, fuck off you asshole bitch.
*Hangs Up*
Calling Again
P: Look kid stop calling okay? It's getting annoying as hell right now.
M: Excuse me, but I have on fucking idea what the hell you're talking about, I am planning a god damn party for my sisters sweet 16, I want your name, and I also want to speak with the manager on hand.
P: Oh I am very sorry sir, some kids have been prank phone calling us, I assumed you were apart of that crap. I am very sorry.
*Actually gets manager*
Mnger: Hello? I heard what happened and we are truly sorry for the wrong accusation, you must understand kids have been constantly calling us and pranking us. Now how may I help you sir?
M: Well, I'm planning a sweet 16 party for my sister, and the theme is Battletoads, you have any specialty pizza that will suit up to the party?
Mnger: Kid, If I ever find you, I'll rip your neck out you inconsiderate little fuck.
*Hangs Up*
**Calling again*
P: Yes, you've reached Pizza Hut how may I...
M: *Interrups* BATTLETOADS YOU BEENER FAGGOT!
P: Fuck You *hangs up*
hahahah so funny man best prank call i have ever experienced, lets keep calling them
#809
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reptaur (07/14/2012) [-]
**reptaur rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at meanwhile, on funnyjunk ** gold and silver's face when