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User avatar #269 - rnftrumpet (07/13/2012) [-]
I bet she'll give you a dildo
#266 - whatsgoodyo (07/13/2012) [-]
"This is mortifying. I still shiver and block it out when the memory arises. However, I have no problem telling this tens of thousands of random strangers on the internet."
User avatar #261 - cockandawe (07/13/2012) [-]
Hot Wheels. Beat that.
User avatar #260 - shadesofbacon (07/13/2012) [-]
The amount of ******** on this channel is overwhelming.
#258 - topplacewin (07/13/2012) [-]
Even though OP's profile says he's a Male
#449 to #258 - ishouldplayzelda (07/13/2012) [-]
i've put 'female' as my gender on lots of sites and always play as the female characters in games
feels good man
-1
#257 - beepbeepjeep **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #255 - yentabear (07/13/2012) [-]
I did this, but with a knife.

I'm a guy.
User avatar #254 - randomnab (07/13/2012) [-]
Danshu
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20

And how exactly do you have a "vajayjay"?
#253 - imjustcyan (07/13/2012) [-]
mfw I read posts on dirty-secrets channel.
#248 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
didnt happen to me but anyway:   
   
>girl i know is a huge slut   
>decides to make sexy video for bf   
>sticks wiener sausage up her pussy   
>it breaks off   
>has to go to hospital to get it removed   
>mfw her bf sent the video to everyone when she dumped him   
>mfw ive seen the look of panic in her eyes as a wiener breaks off in her pussy
didnt happen to me but anyway:

>girl i know is a huge slut
>decides to make sexy video for bf
>sticks wiener sausage up her pussy
>it breaks off
>has to go to hospital to get it removed
>mfw her bf sent the video to everyone when she dumped him
>mfw ive seen the look of panic in her eyes as a wiener breaks off in her pussy
User avatar #245 - chucklesmacgreggor (07/13/2012) [-]
i one time put a q-tip down my penis and it got stuck and i started bleeding and i had to go to the hospital
#286 to #245 - teoberry (07/13/2012) [-]
why in god's name would you do that.
User avatar #288 to #286 - chucklesmacgreggor (07/13/2012) [-]
i was told that it gave you a better orgasm when you came, i guess the only thing that came were the paramedics
User avatar #289 to #288 - teoberry (07/13/2012) [-]
ahaha holy **** , who told you that?
User avatar #290 to #289 - chucklesmacgreggor (07/13/2012) [-]
the internet :(
#315 to #290 - thatswhatshesaid (07/13/2012) [-]
"Only thing that came were the paramedics"
User avatar #278 to #245 - chucklesmacgreggor (07/13/2012) [-]
i thought it would top that
User avatar #247 to #245 - fearaltoast (07/13/2012) [-]
WHY!?
#246 to #245 - goldengohan (07/13/2012) [-]
thats brutal
#244 - slashendrix (07/13/2012) [-]
I can top that. (Same story you said, except i really go to the hospital)
#243 - winterfrost (07/13/2012) [-]
I can top this.   
But when I went to Disney Channel's website, and it asked to ask me for my parents permission.   
   
..I didn't ask for my parents permission
I can top this.
But when I went to Disney Channel's website, and it asked to ask me for my parents permission.

..I didn't ask for my parents permission
#282 to #243 - alexandy (07/13/2012) [-]
Now hes after you... WHY U DO THAT!?
Now hes after you... WHY U DO THAT!?
#241 - rockstarownage (07/13/2012) [-]
i have to admit, i lol'd
User avatar #240 - theaddviser (07/13/2012) [-]
did you read im a monster?
#238 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
Once i wanked, got something that that felt like a heart attack (had some condition with my heart back then), ended up in the hospital for a few days and made the mistake of telling my best friend, forgetting that he's a total douche, who then started telling EVERYBODY.
#236 - lostaco (07/13/2012) [-]
God damn all these sex stories and such
User avatar #234 - theparkourprince (07/13/2012) [-]
OP's a man. How do you feel now?
User avatar #239 to #234 - dustyshane (07/13/2012) [-]
...with a vagina?
User avatar #250 to #239 - mrmcsnodgrass (07/13/2012) [-]
his profile says he's male
User avatar #232 - Casman (07/13/2012) [-]
I HATE reading. Post pictures.
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