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#332 - saladtongsofdeath ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #2521 at Animated GIFs ** mfw i thought op was a guy in the beginning
**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #2521 at Animated GIFs ** mfw i thought op was a guy in the beginning
User avatar #327 - xkxixnxdx (07/13/2012) [-]
Pretty sure your dad could top that story...
#338 to #327 - Maroon (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #326 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
Your dad stuck pliers up your vagina.

After 5 years of 4chan. This literally has been the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.
User avatar #335 to #326 - ithinkimfunny (07/13/2012) [-]
did you have the safesearch filter on?
User avatar #339 to #335 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
There is no such thing among the chaos of 4chan.
User avatar #340 to #339 - ithinkimfunny (07/13/2012) [-]
then you skip too much
User avatar #343 to #340 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
Or the fact is, gore and stupid porn don't bother me, but the image of a dad trying to take plyers (In a way in which NO ANON would get a hard-on from) and shove them in a girl's vagina trying to get a Ken doll head.


Nope, that's a pretty foul image if you personify it enough.
#325 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #7006109 at FJ Pony Thread ** just think of what the x-rays would look like.
#331 to #328 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
**cerealisticbeing rolled a random image posted in comment #7057188 at FJ Pony Thread ** touche
#321 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
"talk to me the next time you want to do that."

if you know what i mean.....
#318 - minionofdolan (07/13/2012) [-]
I really want to OP but I collected about 45 thumbs down cause people couldnt believe how sick of a fuck I trully am...if anyone wants to know my darkest/ sickest secret go to my profile...follow the red thumb road.
#323 to #318 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
Wow, i have read some shit but jesus fucking christ......
User avatar #330 to #323 - minionofdolan (07/13/2012) [-]
Sadly its true shit still make's me uncomfortable to think about.
User avatar #314 - Punchem (07/13/2012) [-]
>15 years old
>Decide to do a prank at your friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart
>Get some jelly donuts, ketchup packs, and those....certain little balls that pop loudly when you crush them
>Place items under toilet seat of men's room
>5 minutes pass, no one comes in
>Little boy comes in, probably 8
>Goes in the stall
>Oh lordy
>Heart the popping and the screams of the child
>Runs out of stall with jelly donut and ketchup stains
>His eyes are a waterfall
>He barfs all over the bathroom
>Rush out of bathroom
>Rush out of your not so friendly neighborhood Wal-Mart
>Walk home
>Question myself
User avatar #316 to #314 - Punchem (07/13/2012) [-]
*heard
#309 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
#312 to #309 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
OBFUCKINGJECTION   
   
I'd like to point out that you most likely had a sex change.    
   
This isn't random. You're either a faggot or a faggot. But different descriptions.   
   
1. You either stole this off of 4chan which makes you a faggot.   
2. Because even if you did make this yourself, your profile says you're a male.
OBFUCKINGJECTION

I'd like to point out that you most likely had a sex change.

This isn't random. You're either a faggot or a faggot. But different descriptions.

1. You either stole this off of 4chan which makes you a faggot.
2. Because even if you did make this yourself, your profile says you're a male.
#308 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
Anybody else go to his profile and see he was a male?
User avatar #305 - piclemaniscool (07/13/2012) [-]
>Well, we all know how easily those ken heads popped off....
No, I really don't. I never had a doll.
>yep. Into the the vajayjay.
Bullshit. You're a dude and you shoved it up your ass. Don't lie to us.
#304 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#303 - xlepermessiahx (07/13/2012) [-]
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#300 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/13/2012) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at How ppl see me when I say I'm an atheist ** wat
User avatar #297 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
>4 years old, in Pre-K
>Used to take all clothes off while going to restroom
>Idk why the fuck I did that
>One day, other kid sees clothes on floor (bathroom had a swivel door, so you could see under it, but toilet was behind wall, so you were hidden we'll enough)
>I digress, kid tells teacher
>Teacher tells me to come out
>"I'm naked!"
>Teacher tells me to come out anyway
>Walk out, naked in front of my entire class while teacher gives me a ten-minute lecture on why I should keep my clothes on in public

Topped, bitch
#299 to #297 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
You were four, not sixteen. Not topped.
User avatar #306 to #299 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
Well alrighty then
User avatar #307 to #306 - pavichokche (07/13/2012) [-]
C'mon, man, her dad removed a toy from her vagina with pliers when she was 16... those kids don't even remember seeing you naked, and you probably barely do too.
User avatar #311 to #307 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I and my friend who I still see on a daily basis (we live in the same area) remember it quite vividly, as a matter of fact.
User avatar #313 to #311 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
You were kids, who the fuck cares? I ran around my house jumping off the fucking walls when I was three, not giving the least of a fuck.
User avatar #320 to #313 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I care. What hasn't occurred to you, obviously, is my teacher saw.
User avatar #425 to #320 - legobaby (07/13/2012) [-]
I used to run around the neighborhood naked. No one gave a fuck. I was 6. That's what babies do. And you were still 4, yet act like it's was such a big fucking deal. How old are you?
#322 to #320 - catsinlargeamounts **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
Good luck having sex.
Good luck having sex.
User avatar #324 to #322 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I care more about the 50+ year old looking at a toddlerore than the entire class seeing me.
It was a Catholic school, too
#422 to #324 - alexianary (07/13/2012) [-]
That is so far from topped.
User avatar #516 to #422 - lolmasterx (07/14/2012) [-]
I give so many fucks.
#294 - kungfootittys (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #293 - limegreenvoid (07/13/2012) [-]
You do know you're a guy right?...
#298 to #293 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
yeah i caught that too..wtf
User avatar #277 - vanoreo (07/13/2012) [-]
"Come talk to me next time you want to do that!"

You have a fucked up mom.
User avatar #283 to #277 - LegititmateKyle (07/13/2012) [-]
I think her mom was implying she'd give her something more durable than a doll. Some parents actually do this kind of thing.
#276 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
So technically you let your dad go down on you? Pedobear anyone?
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