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User avatar #326 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
Your dad stuck pliers up your vagina.

After 5 years of 4chan. This literally has been the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.
User avatar #335 to #326 - ithinkimfunny (07/13/2012) [-]
did you have the safesearch filter on?
User avatar #339 to #335 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
There is no such thing among the chaos of 4chan.
User avatar #340 to #339 - ithinkimfunny (07/13/2012) [-]
then you skip too much
User avatar #343 to #340 - GainesWorthy (07/13/2012) [-]
Or the fact is, gore and stupid porn don't bother me, but the image of a dad trying to take plyers (In a way in which NO ANON would get a hard-on from) and shove them in a girl's vagina trying to get a Ken doll head.


Nope, that's a pretty foul image if you personify it enough.
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#321 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
"talk to me the next time you want to do that."

if you know what i mean.....
#318 - minionofdolan (07/13/2012) [-]
I really want to OP but I collected about 45 thumbs down cause people couldnt believe how sick of a **** I trully am...if anyone wants to know my darkest/ sickest secret go to my profile...follow the red thumb road.
#323 to #318 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
Wow, i have read some **** but jesus ******* christ......
User avatar #330 to #323 - minionofdolan (07/13/2012) [-]
Sadly its true **** still make's me uncomfortable to think about.
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#308 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
Anybody else go to his profile and see he was a male?
User avatar #305 - piclemaniscool (07/13/2012) [-]
>Well, we all know how easily those ken heads popped off....
No, I really don't. I never had a doll.
>yep. Into the the vajayjay.
******** . You're a dude and you shoved it up your ass. Don't lie to us.
#304 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#300 - lookatmyhouseofwax (07/13/2012) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #268 at How ppl see me when I say I'm an atheist ** wat
User avatar #297 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
>4 years old, in Pre-K
>Used to take all clothes off while going to restroom
>Idk why the **** I did that
>One day, other kid sees clothes on floor (bathroom had a swivel door, so you could see under it, but toilet was behind wall, so you were hidden we'll enough)
>I digress, kid tells teacher
>Teacher tells me to come out
>"I'm naked!"
>Teacher tells me to come out anyway
>Walk out, naked in front of my entire class while teacher gives me a ten-minute lecture on why I should keep my clothes on in public

Topped, bitch
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User avatar #306 to #299 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
Well alrighty then
User avatar #307 to #306 - pavichokche (07/13/2012) [-]
C'mon, man, her dad removed a toy from her vagina with pliers when she was 16... those kids don't even remember seeing you naked, and you probably barely do too.
User avatar #311 to #307 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I and my friend who I still see on a daily basis (we live in the same area) remember it quite vividly, as a matter of fact.
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User avatar #320 to #313 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I care. What hasn't occurred to you, obviously, is my teacher saw.
User avatar #425 to #320 - legobaby (07/13/2012) [-]
I used to run around the neighborhood naked. No one gave a **** . I was 6. That's what babies do. And you were still 4, yet act like it's was such a big ******* deal. How old are you?
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User avatar #324 to #322 - lolmasterx (07/13/2012) [-]
I care more about the 50+ year old looking at a toddlerore than the entire class seeing me.
It was a Catholic school, too
#422 to #324 - alexianary (07/13/2012) [-]
That is so far from topped.
User avatar #516 to #422 - lolmasterx (07/14/2012) [-]
I give so many ***** .
#294 - kungfootittys (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #293 - limegreenvoid (07/13/2012) [-]
You do know you're a guy right?...
#298 to #293 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
yeah i caught that too..wtf
User avatar #277 - vanoreo (07/13/2012) [-]
"Come talk to me next time you want to do that!"

You have a ****** up mom.
User avatar #283 to #277 - LegititmateKyle (07/13/2012) [-]
I think her mom was implying she'd give her something more durable than a doll. Some parents actually do this kind of thing.
#276 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
So technically you let your dad go down on you? Pedobear anyone?
#275 - realrockrooster (07/13/2012) [-]
Tbh I think I'd prefer to go to the hospital and have a doc do it.
#272 - capscapscapscaps (07/13/2012) [-]
Your dads story is worse than yours.
hfw he had to fish a ken doll's head out of his 16 year old daughters puss with pliers
#274 to #272 - Leviktuz (07/13/2012) [-]
True.
#271 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
I was confused as **** because op didn't specify gender early on in the post, so i thought that OP was a gay guy shoving a ken doll up his ass. Turns out i was right!
#295 to #271 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
He did say "vajayjay". I'm guessing he got this story from /b/ or just made it up
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