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#437 - anon id: a1574a05
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(07/13/2012) [-]
i'm gone 4 days and suddenly the front page has turned into nothing but text
User avatar #440 to #437 - mooserapistdos
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I was here yesterday and it wasnt like this.
#433 - heckflub
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(07/13/2012) [-]
MFW your mom says to come talk to her when you want to masturbate again
#432 - anon id: f0c3d1df
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the one with the baby sisters and vagina picture was pretty ****** up...
User avatar #436 to #432 - wazzinatter
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Link peraps?
#431 - nottyler **User deleted account**
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#430 - BooScary
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Twas good man.
Twas good man.
#429 - demonfish
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Comment Picture
User avatar #424 - BradStevens
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Ya, op fag is a guy.
#423 - anon id: 3bb3f4ad
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(07/13/2012) [-]
WEEEEEED!!!!! 420!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEMP, SMOKE ALL DAY ERRY DYA OJDOADHAODAW
#421 - wootshop
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(07/13/2012) [-]
"talk to me next time you want to do that!" i like where this is going
User avatar #419 - revanthewin
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I did almost the same thing when I was 15 just with my cousin's GI Joe, and at the time, I didn't know that you bleed the first time you have sex. Dad heard me cry out in surprise when I saw the blood and thought I was hurt so he ran into my room and broke my door, which was locked.

When he got in all he saw was me sitting naked on my bed with some blood between my legs and a bloody GI Joe in my hand.

That night we had the sex talk and I had to spend half my allowance to buy my cousin a new toy because my asshole dad told him what had happened and he didn't want it anymore.
User avatar #418 - koobzacc
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>At Aunt and Uncle's Cottage with the family
>grab my mom's laptop
> go in the bathroom
>pull up porn on a normal, non-incognito window
>mom knocks on door
> Honey, i need the shower! how long are you gunna be?
> Could be a while!
> can you hand me the shampoo then?
> totally naked, with her computer and a raging boner
> open the door a smidge and throw out the shampoo
> "thanks honey!"
> Finish, put the laptop on her bed and turn it off
> ivemadeahugemistake.jpeg
> she opens it up and a message pops up
> "You're session closed prematurely. would you like to reopen it?"
> She's like "wtf?"
> I tell her "probably a virus. click cancel and make a new window"
>she ignores me and clicks restore
...
> "This device could not connect to the internet"
> This was in the living room in front of the whole family; I dodged the mini-nuke on that one
User avatar #414 - smlsbrgnbrgn
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>be 15
>in 12 year old cousin's house
>Its night i get to sleep in the floor YAY!
>were alone in the house
>cousin goes to the bathroom
>hear him scream in pain
>go quickly and see whats happening
>cousin has pencil stuck in ass and its bleeding badly
>i try to pull it out
User avatar #416 to #414 - smlsbrgnbrgn
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>i pull it out and and blood and **** start coming out
>it stops
>stand up slip on the blood and crap
>hit my head with the sink start bleeding
>my wound touches the fluids on the floor
>it burns like hell
>clean it up
>Calm for ambulance cause cousin is still screaming in pain
>i just feel dizzy
>pass out
>wake up at hospital
>my cousin is ok but i have a ******* serious infection in my wound
>doctor quickly pours some alcohol in the wound
>i kick by accident a nurse with a needle for the stitches
>needle gets in other doctors eye
>pass out
>wake up again im fine and now my parents take me home
Top That OP
#415 to #414 - smlsbrgnbrgn
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#413 - anon id: f617bf0c
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Same thing, but with the ken doll's head up my urethra.

Damn those were some small pliers.
#409 - wafflepan
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(07/13/2012) [-]
I fapped to this, top that... women
I fapped to this, top that... women
#405 - hypercritical
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(07/13/2012) [-]
cool copypasta OP i bet this is you irl
User avatar #404 - privatepumpanickel
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(07/13/2012) [-]
fap stories about guys > 10-20 thumbs
shlick stories about girls > front page
I told one, and didnt mention I was a girl. Maybe I should be an attention whore like this girl.
#441 to #404 - creepyunclebob
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Apparently just mentioning that you're a girl is attention whoring now. I don't think he could have told his fake story without mentioning his vagina.
User avatar #444 to #441 - privatepumpanickel
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by vagina OP meant Ass.
User avatar #410 to #404 - cjfj
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Actually, to make you feel worse....

This is a guy telling a story about a girl.
User avatar #411 to #410 - privatepumpanickel
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(07/13/2012) [-]
Yeah i seen the profile
**** you OP, you sneaky lying pickle
User avatar #403 - shallowloqi
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(07/13/2012) [-]
See, I started off this story thinking you were a guy. I was very confused on how you masturbated with a ken doll.
User avatar #412 to #403 - Kabutops
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i thought he shoved his penis in the hollow hole (assuming there was one),
thought it made sense since his penis is probably small
#402 - mytrakytra
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