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Comments(474):
#479
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N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
>On funnyjunk for first time in 2 days
>See shitload of these stories
>No picture
>Is it my computer?
>goddamn new fads poppin up while im not here
>See shitload of these stories
>No picture
>Is it my computer?
>goddamn new fads poppin up while im not here
#475
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triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
#474
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triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
**polygonmastersauce rolls 291** your profile says you're a guy. Fuck you.
#472
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deiusion (07/13/2012) [-]
**deiusion rolled a random image posted in comment #6591436 at FJ Pony Thread **
#466
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codywhitlow (07/13/2012) [-]
I once stuck a sharpened pencil in my ear while watching poke'mon, (not the brightest knife in the crayon box) and it got stuck. I blacked out and forgot about it. I swallowed a small, brass jingle bell, (chewing on it while watching mighty morphin power rangers) and I have recovered neither to this day. Oh, and what's in the pic...
Should I be worried...?
Should I be worried...?
#462
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N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
So your mother was fishing around inside your vagina... couldnt do it so got your dad to fish around in your vagina... so you have been fingered by both your parents... hahahahahahahahha
#460
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N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at some men just want to see the world burn **
really fj. this is the new fad? well im going in cryo sleep for about 3-4 days see ya later.
#456
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sniipersaurus (07/13/2012) [-]
**sniipersaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Bad luck seller **
pshh.. That's nothing!
>be in 8th grade
>girl asks to go to the bathroom
>comes back 15 minutes later waddling, and crying
>she goes to the nurse with the teacher
>find out later that day she got a carrot stuck in her vag in the bathroom lol
pshh.. That's nothing!
>be in 8th grade
>girl asks to go to the bathroom
>comes back 15 minutes later waddling, and crying
>she goes to the nurse with the teacher
>find out later that day she got a carrot stuck in her vag in the bathroom lol
#454
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simoon **User deleted account** (07/13/2012) [-]
**simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #31174 at Anime & Manga **
I have the ability to become a ken doll at will
One day, i did it next to a girl.... next thing i knew, I couldn't feel my body and it was dark as fuck, a woman's fingers started tapping me me, then a pair of PLIERS out of fucking nowhere grabbed me and pulled me out
Topped it i think...
One day, i did it next to a girl.... next thing i knew, I couldn't feel my body and it was dark as fuck, a woman's fingers started tapping me me, then a pair of PLIERS out of fucking nowhere grabbed me and pulled me out
Topped it i think...
One time I was masturbating with an uncooked egg and my vag just kinda sucked it up. I couldn't get it out, so I left it there.
A week later it popped out.
It was hardboiled.
A week later it popped out.
It was hardboiled.