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#479 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
>On funnyjunk for first time in 2 days
>See ******** of these stories
>No picture
>Is it my computer?
>goddamn new fads poppin up while im not here
#475 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
#477 to #475 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
How the **** did this happen....
#474 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
User avatar #473 - polygonmastersauce (07/13/2012) [-]
**polygonmastersauce rolls 291** your profile says you're a guy. **** you.
#472 - deiusion (07/13/2012) [-]
**deiusion rolled a random image posted in comment #6591436 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #471 - excusemycharisma (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm still convinced OP is a guy.
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#466 - codywhitlow (07/13/2012) [-]
I once stuck a sharpened pencil in my ear while watching poke'mon, (not the brightest knife in the crayon box) and it got stuck. I blacked out and forgot about it. I swallowed a small, brass jingle bell, (chewing on it while watching mighty morphin power rangers) and I have recovered neither to this day. Oh, and what's in the pic...


Should I be worried...?
#462 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
So your mother was fishing around inside your ****** ... couldnt do it so got your dad to fish around in your ****** ... so you have been fingered by both your parents... hahahahahahahahha
User avatar #461 - parlimantum (07/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was a guy until about halfway down.
#460 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at some men just want to see the world burn **
User avatar #459 - seffo (07/13/2012) [-]
really fj. this is the new fad? well im going in cryo sleep for about 3-4 days see ya later.
#456 - sniipersaurus (07/13/2012) [-]
**sniipersaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Bad luck seller **
pshh.. That's nothing!
>be in 8th grade
>girl asks to go to the bathroom
>comes back 15 minutes later waddling, and crying
>she goes to the nurse with the teacher
>find out later that day she got a carrot stuck in her vag in the bathroom lol
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#453 - cheatzilla (07/13/2012) [-]
**cheatzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Summer 2012 **   
im fapping to this
**cheatzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Summer 2012 **
im fapping to this
User avatar #463 to #453 - QuakinDuck (07/13/2012) [-]
What show is this again? :O Chin-Chou or something?
#467 to #463 - jojord (07/13/2012) [-]
chin-chan ofc :D
#450 - speedobear (07/13/2012) [-]
Your profile says you're a male. I call ******** .
User avatar #446 - zytherman (07/13/2012) [-]
I have the ability to become a ken doll at will
One day, i did it next to a girl.... next thing i knew, I couldn't feel my body and it was dark as **** , a woman's fingers started tapping me me, then a pair of PLIERS out of ******* nowhere grabbed me and pulled me out

Topped it i think...
User avatar #443 - midnightdove (07/13/2012) [-]
One time I was masturbating with an uncooked egg and my vag just kinda sucked it up. I couldn't get it out, so I left it there.

A week later it popped out.

It was hardboiled.
#464 to #443 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
You got that of FML. I read this abouta year or so ago.
User avatar #445 to #443 - joshlol (07/13/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA **** me
User avatar #448 to #445 - CorporalObvious (07/13/2012) [-]
Jesus man, you've got to be a little more subtle with your proposals.
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