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#479 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
>On funnyjunk for first time in 2 days
>See ******** of these stories
>No picture
>Is it my computer?
>goddamn new fads poppin up while im not here
#475 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
#477 to #475 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
How the **** did this happen....
#474 - triggathepirate (07/13/2012) [-]
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
You'd think a quick pound to the pelvis right under the gut would send it flying out right?
User avatar #473 - polygonmastersauce (07/13/2012) [-]
**polygonmastersauce rolls 291** your profile says you're a guy. **** you.
#472 - deiusion (07/13/2012) [-]
**deiusion rolled a random image posted in comment #6591436 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #471 - excusemycharisma (07/13/2012) [-]
I'm still convinced OP is a guy.
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#466 - codywhitlow (07/13/2012) [-]
I once stuck a sharpened pencil in my ear while watching poke'mon, (not the brightest knife in the crayon box) and it got stuck. I blacked out and forgot about it. I swallowed a small, brass jingle bell, (chewing on it while watching mighty morphin power rangers) and I have recovered neither to this day. Oh, and what's in the pic...


Should I be worried...?
#462 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
So your mother was fishing around inside your vagina... couldnt do it so got your dad to fish around in your vagina... so you have been fingered by both your parents... hahahahahahahahha
User avatar #461 - parlimantum (07/13/2012) [-]
I thought it was a guy until about halfway down.
#460 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at some men just want to see the world burn **
User avatar #459 - seffo (07/13/2012) [-]
really fj. this is the new fad? well im going in cryo sleep for about 3-4 days see ya later.
#456 - sniipersaurus (07/13/2012) [-]
**sniipersaurus rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Bad luck seller **
pshh.. That's nothing!
>be in 8th grade
>girl asks to go to the bathroom
>comes back 15 minutes later waddling, and crying
>she goes to the nurse with the teacher
>find out later that day she got a carrot stuck in her vag in the bathroom lol
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#453 - cheatzilla (07/13/2012) [-]
**cheatzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Summer 2012 **   
im fapping to this
**cheatzilla rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Summer 2012 **
im fapping to this
User avatar #463 to #453 - QuakinDuck (07/13/2012) [-]
What show is this again? :O Chin-Chou or something?
#467 to #463 - jojord (07/13/2012) [-]
chin-chan ofc :D
#450 - speedobear (07/13/2012) [-]
Your profile says you're a male. I call ******** .
User avatar #446 - zytherman (07/13/2012) [-]
I have the ability to become a ken doll at will
One day, i did it next to a girl.... next thing i knew, I couldn't feel my body and it was dark as **** , a woman's fingers started tapping me me, then a pair of PLIERS out of ******* nowhere grabbed me and pulled me out

Topped it i think...
User avatar #443 - midnightdove (07/13/2012) [-]
One time I was masturbating with an uncooked egg and my vag just kinda sucked it up. I couldn't get it out, so I left it there.

A week later it popped out.

It was hardboiled.
#464 to #443 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
You got that of FML. I read this abouta year or so ago.
User avatar #445 to #443 - joshlol (07/13/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHA **** me
User avatar #448 to #445 - CorporalObvious (07/13/2012) [-]
Jesus man, you've got to be a little more subtle with your proposals.
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