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#388 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
#450 to #388 - bakkenmetbaard (07/13/2012) [-]
Oldest Repost on FJ
#433 to #388 - masterboll (07/13/2012) [-]
>goes on /b/ for the first time
>posts it on fj so that everyone else who knows this copy pasta will think that hes an oldfag
#417 to #388 - potados (07/13/2012) [-]
>MFW this is an old copypasta from 4chan and people fall for it
User avatar #408 to #388 - thebenders (07/13/2012) [-]
you are calling us what is wrong with the world you are what is wrong with the world by first going and doing something completely retarded and saying have any of you gotten any pussy seriously that is one thing wrong with the world status based on sex life have fun with herpes second you have orne skin with douchebag hair and a fake ass girl also just because we enjoy a laugh doesn't mean shit aout our social lives i will have you know that i played football for 6 years but quit because i was bored with it best defenseive linebacker we had i also do track and field im a thrower that involves strength you know i doubt you have straight a's no douchey fag with an ego the size of jupiter could ever get straight a's fuckin orange oompa loomp faggot your orange bleach blonde clown makeup girlfriend isn't even slighty hot also if you are in school highschool most likely because i doubt you would eb the "star" of anything in college you are also drinking which makes you part of another problem underage drinking so have fun fieing young screaming yolo
#423 to #408 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6,262**
Please dude, start using punctuation. Hard as fuck to understand what the hell you´re trying to say.
User avatar #429 to #423 - thebenders (07/13/2012) [-]
Really, i like giant run on sentences. I was also to into the moment to care about punctuation. Great now i just made myself sound even more retarded
User avatar #428 to #423 - thebenders (07/13/2012) [-]
Really, i like giant run on sentences. I was also to into the moment to care about punctuation
#432 to #428 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
I would like to inform you though, the guy you sent that huge paragraph to, was a troll, it´s an old copypasta from 4chan, and sending him such a long paragraph was a waste of your time because it only made him happier.
User avatar #483 to #432 - thebenders (07/13/2012) [-]
ya i realised that after i posted because i looked at it and it just lloked so familiar and then i realised i went douchebag for no reason and i feel like a big idiot now
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User avatar #406 to #388 - inanimateobject (07/13/2012) [-]
Obvious troll is obviously obvious.
#403 to #388 - racooboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Hey i fixed up your photo
User avatar #399 to #388 - racooboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Ahh i see you are one of those douchebags women seem to fall for for no reason you probably have no manners and disrespect her so do me a favor eh GET THE FUCK OFF MY CONTENT YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER-CUNT
User avatar #390 to #388 - idelki (07/13/2012) [-]
Way to copy/paste one of the fucking oldest copypastas there is. Could have at least decided to make your own edit, or post it on a more fitting piece of content then a fucking sandbox.

Idiot.
#409 to #390 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
And yet, there are enough retards on funnyjunk who fall for this.
User avatar #393 to #390 - mistressluna (07/13/2012) [-]
>oldest
>copypasta
Seriously? Did you just now get on the internet
User avatar #394 to #393 - idelki (07/13/2012) [-]
Its the 'shit was so cash' copypasta. Thats what its called. L2internet.
#400 to #394 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
> oldest copypasta on the internet
> Its the 'shit was so cash' copypasta
> learn2internet

You are so stupid it hurts my brain.
User avatar #405 to #400 - idelki (07/13/2012) [-]
Refer to my comment below.
User avatar #396 to #394 - mistressluna (07/13/2012) [-]
Nigger learn 2 context
I know what it's called faggot
I'm telling you that this isn't the oldest copypasta
And this is only one of the few 'shit was so cash' copypastas you're basically implying that those are only ones
User avatar #401 to #396 - idelki (07/13/2012) [-]
I know there are other edits of this (i acknowledged it in my first comment), but this is the original. And i never said this was the oldest, i said it was one of the oldest. Because it is pretty old.
User avatar #404 to #401 - mistressluna (07/13/2012) [-]
Hmm I didn't read one of
Sorry
#377 - wildberk (07/13/2012) [-]
**wildberk rolled a random image posted in comment #556 at what in the fuck ** OH things I used to find in my sandbox.
**wildberk rolled a random image posted in comment #556 at what in the fuck ** OH things I used to find in my sandbox.
#376 - bjartur (07/13/2012) [-]
This reminds me of that horrid video   
   
2 kids 1 sandbox
This reminds me of that horrid video

2 kids 1 sandbox
User avatar #381 to #376 - jobby (07/13/2012) [-]
Never watched it, by the sounds of it I don't want too.

But whats it about?
#384 to #381 - bjartur (07/13/2012) [-]
it's a woman, she puts a dildo ( i think ) into the guys urethra and it looks like it's cut in half.
it's a woman, she puts a dildo ( i think ) into the guys urethra and it looks like it's cut in half.
#386 to #384 - jobby (07/13/2012) [-]
OH DEAR SHIT
#375 - thehumoroushumerus (07/13/2012) [-]
made an account just to thumb this up ^____^
User avatar #382 to #375 - racooboy (07/13/2012) [-]
Thanks man :)
User avatar #374 - sophisticatedsloth (07/13/2012) [-]
Hey everyone i just created a youtube channel and i thought you fellow funnyjunkers wouuld like some humor. im going to do minecraft videos and such. If you tell me some things to play me and my friends can play it. thanks! www.youtube.com/channel/UCDkkurqKBC304-bva7P3CrQ?feature=mhee
#372 - N. Korean citizen (07/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #367 - crossblade (07/13/2012) [-]
Wish I could see the look on the guy's face, when he sees ALL the sand thrown/piled outside of the sandbox, because the kids found the dinosaur stuff, and extract the sand to find it all.
#366 - raexe (07/13/2012) [-]
I can take care of your kids anytime you want.
I can take care of your kids anytime you want.
#365 - wegotabadasshere (07/13/2012) [-]
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at if i was your hooker **   
   
How many fucks I give.
**wegotabadasshere rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at if i was your hooker **

How many fucks I give.
#364 - mylittlekony (07/13/2012) [-]
**mylittlekony rolled a random image posted in comment #7050880 at FJ Pony Thread **
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#363 - fuckmerunnin has deleted their comment. [-]
#362 - mahaiz (07/13/2012) [-]
**mahaiz rolled a random image posted in comment #36833 at Anime & Manga **
#361 - mokeyking (07/13/2012) [-]
**mokeyking rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Meet The Modern Heavy **

What I'll put at the bottom of my kids sandbox
#360 - razoredgey (07/13/2012) [-]
**razoredgey rolled a random image posted in comment #6812128 at FJ Pony Thread ** tfw they find it.
**razoredgey rolled a random image posted in comment #6812128 at FJ Pony Thread ** tfw they find it.
User avatar #371 to #360 - nikkorap (07/13/2012) [-]
Begin the excavation!
#358 - fozz (07/13/2012) [-]
Their face discovering the fossils.
#357 - cwoodfreshman (07/13/2012) [-]
Father of the year?   
   
Father of the year.
Father of the year?

Father of the year.
#356 - chardey (07/13/2012) [-]
**chardey rolled a random image posted in comment #6679180 at FJ Pony Thread ** one footprint looks like a dick
#353 - bcp (07/13/2012) [-]
**bcp rolls 86** problems but awesome content isnt one
#349 - tsn (07/13/2012) [-]
**tsn rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at Now you did ** my sandbox
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