I recently awakened in order to procure some liquid refreshment with which to quench my thirst.

Obviously the description, but from my experience, that's what people say in English. Maybe it's regional, since we New Englanders have quite a few odd sayings.

hell yes a fellow new englander! where abouts in new england?

The Granite State, all the way. (New Hampshire, for the FJers who don't know.)

im in ct

Nice.

Dude... The description, it is awesome for someone which could be bad at English, now isn't it?

does it really matter?

it wasn't funny to you because you didn't get it, asked for help understanding, and then read it again with the knowledge of knowing the point. that's why it wasn't funny to you. i thought it was clever

welcome to funnyjunk everyone..where you get thumbed down for giving your honest opinion!

What rock have YOU been living under?

havent, just figured id state the obvious for any newfags...

ok, so the wife got up to get some water when she noticed a robber in the house who then proceeded to steal all her jewelry and other stuff. so she calls her drunk husband who is about to enter his house and tells him about the robbery, he subsequently sees the robber and hangs up. he tackles the robber and the robber pleads to him and says he will give back the jewelry if you let me go but the husband says I'll let you keep the stolen items if you tell me how to enter the house without getting caught, they laugh, the end.

Datass.jpg

Dude, remember: "reply", and then you put your comment

He's taking his family jewels.

*psst* the thief's pants are down too. delete before red thumbs

.... Wat.

I spent a little too long on this.

This is a little better.

I'll go away now

why do i get the feeling this isn't the first gay porn you've made?

Because it isn't