Probably the entire reason I stopped answering questions in class and didn't follow my dream of being a scientist.

Fuckers.

nice roll

Untrue, jesus was actually born sometime in the spring/summer but the church moved it to december 25th to coincide with the paegan holidays so that they could convert more paegans. Fucking Christians.

also untrue. jesus wasnt actually born, he is a metaphor for the sun. so the son of god is actually the sun.

watch this you'll understand religion
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZgT1SRcrKE

Was so it would coincide with the winter solstice and Saturnalia?

i was only kidding

Everyone is freaking out over the person who called him a dick when in the description it says that it's his brother and that he was trying to be funny... Dafuq

The original status was probably a joke and posting it on Funnyjunk just made it seem out of context.

okay that deer was creepy enough without being colored like a pony!

sarcasm

im sure he just could get his head around this simple thing so he had to ask other people why its only 2012 so you cant exactly prove he was being sarcastic

i meant the valid point...

I don't think so, I think everybody knows about dates for fuck's sake

I know I'm going to be stupid for asking.... but I actually never thought about that, how DOES it burn? Reactions inside of it or something? I'm going to get red thumbs but this question caught my attention so I don't care I'm interested now lol.

Because it is so massive, it has immense gravity, enough gravitational force to hold all of that hydrogen and helium together. Nuclear fusion happens then BAM. Sun

Thank you!

I'm a christian. I believe that evolution and multiverse theory are both correct. What now internet?

Omg, someone smart enough to be interested in the complicated universe. Let me love you. ;u;

=D Okay. I love how many people as inteligent as us there are on this site. 4 so far.

Oh yeah, we're gonna rule the world one day with that number.
<-- Pic so related

Yep, all we need to do is amass larger numbers. Or develop the technology to manipulate kenetic and electric energy and convert them to potential. That'd make the whole world bow down to any one man. It's a technology that I thank god that no one man has the ability to master so far. +_- one shudders to think what a man would do with that sort of power.

Oh tell me about it. I'm a spiritual believer and I don't even want to think about what people would do with such a powerful technology because the badness that is raised in the minds of our presidents is so huge they would actually destroy the word if that technology would fall in their hands.
Also, we DO need powerful technology to move to other planets we could live on, like Gliese, because the Sun will explode in around 500((I'm a potato, I forgot the exact number)) and if we don't move to another planet the Human species will disappear. :T

I think that humans are going to kill themselves before then. 500 million years I think. That same year, earth is gonna get fucked up man. We're on a collision course with mars, a meteor will hit us, and the sun will explode. ONE YEAR, the earth is gonna be so fucked in that year.

I'm an optimistic person, think about it, there are religious people who wouldn't kill themselves even if they were the only person on earth. They would simply die because of the sun. c:
But yes, you're very right that the Earth will be completely changed by that year because it means A FUCKING LOT.

I was thinking about something. Aliens can exist, they just have to be lower on the food chain than humans. XD Good news is, we can just kill some aliens and find out what they're composed of, and eat the good ones.

That was nasty, man. xD
And yes, I believe aliens exist too, I mean it's impossible for us to be the only "intelligent" forms or even the only living forms on this huge hugeness. But a planet where the possibility of living forms is to exist, which is 80%, was actually discovered and it isn't even that far away from earth, only 1.8 ly. Yes, that is close. :T

I know it was kind of nasty, but humans are nasty. I'd love to see some species on a new planet. Possibly take genetic samples of all animals like some sort of Modern Ark. We could even grab some fossil DNA by then.

also, could you please thumb up me back to 0? Did the same for you, some troll just read our conversation. :T

Yeah, would be awesome. And we don't even have to kill the aliens that live on that planet, we can just get along with them. I MEAN BITCH PLEASE. WE SURVIVED POSSIBLE APOCALYPSE IF SO. We should really understand our situation and start being understandable. :T
I mean, if we moved to Gliese we could just gain our new lives back, it's practically the same as Terra. :T

Yeah. I've never watched Tera though, sorry.

Terra is the real name of the Planet Earth, man. xD

LOL. I thought that was just the physical composition of the earth. Which also had a show named after it. I guess we can just call our new home on Gliese Earth.

Yeah, this is their secret plan after all. Finding a planet which we can move to when we can't live on this one anymore. c:

Yep. I'm tired. I don't feel like staying up much longer. I think I might head back to bed soon.

I also gtg soon =u=

*world omg

Exactly, the same for me.

Yeah bro. The fact that there are so many stupid christian posts on here all the time is because almost everyone on here uses FB. And everyone on retarded is on Facebook. I need to go screencap some BS my friend Kyle does... when I stop being lazy and find out how to screen cap.

Can't wait. :)

Do you know how to screen cap by any chance?

Press Print Screen, go to paint, and press 'Insert' (or something like that).