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User avatar #311041 - volero ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Some people really shouldn't grow their beard out. On some it looks decent, on others it looks like they picked a dead squirrel off the side of the round, clipped some pubes off their crotch, and taped it all to their face.
User avatar #311035 - wallbuilder (08/23/2014) [-]
When people say they'll do something... then they don't.
"Yeah meet up at X"
*Doesn't*
Fucking cunt.
User avatar #311030 - rynkar (08/23/2014) [-]
Hey, it's been a while since I tried for some dark souls 2 pvp, maybe I will get a fun game or two.
Place a summon sign down. Get ganked.
Place a summon sign, get ganked
ganked ganked ganked.
Parry fag
Havel butt face buff mage
havel butt face buff mage parry fag
parry parry parry
ganked ganked ganked
fun fight
ganked parry fags.

GG dark souls. your community is still shit.
User avatar #311062 to #311030 - bladeboy ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
How about you stop being shit and learn to pvp
User avatar #311058 to #311030 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2. Worth replay. You're a funny guy.
User avatar #311036 to #311030 - wallbuilder (08/23/2014) [-]
For me, it's
*Teleporting, taking damage form enemy with sword out 20 metres away, oh and now I'm being backstabbed*
*Hey, this next guy's invisible*
*Dodge everything by metres, get hit anyway*
Fuckin' 'Strayan lag, cunt.
User avatar #311034 to #311030 - drastronomy (08/23/2014) [-]
yup

you did not meet a hacker even once? lucky... half my fights are monestary scimmy+exhalted/vanquisher seal
#311029 - thegrohltroll (08/23/2014) [-]
The Sex App Joke & The Audience Lady Fuck this woman, attention whoring bitch
#311028 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate how fucking twitch.tv is pulling a youtube and muting fucking 90% of their videos (archived streams/highlights) because of music copyrights...

There's so much good shit on there, now everything is silent film.
#311037 to #311028 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Youtube bought twitch.tv, how did you miss the memo?
#311038 to #311037 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
Well, that explains the ultra slow buffering and not being able to watch streams at max quality anymore.

Now there's the faggot ass companies probably throttling bandwidth so they save money.

God I hate this shit.
#311047 to #311038 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Twitch servers were shit before youtube. Your argument is invaild.
User avatar #311048 to #311047 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
They've always been shit, but now it's just even more ridiculously shit to the point where I can't watch any streams without it stopping to buffer every 5 secs.
User avatar #311049 to #311048 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Then you have shit internet.
#311050 to #311049 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
>15Mbit/s download.   
>Most streamers use bitrates between 500-5000Kbit/s   
>Could watch HD streams before the youtube crap no problem.   
>Now I can't watch low quality.   
   
Your argument is invalid.
>15Mbit/s download.
>Most streamers use bitrates between 500-5000Kbit/s
>Could watch HD streams before the youtube crap no problem.
>Now I can't watch low quality.

Your argument is invalid.
User avatar #311052 to #311050 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
>350kbit/s download average
>High streams are no problem, Full sometimes stutters
>TS and Skype open

Something's wrong with your net.
#311053 to #311052 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
>Implying high streams are possible at 350kbit

Please stop making shit up. The numbers don't add up to anything you say.
User avatar #311055 to #311053 - octaviano (08/23/2014) [-]
Well the fuck do I know about numbers, but I can do high-streams and have fairly shit internet.
User avatar #311057 to #311055 - sniffythebird (08/23/2014) [-]
Do you even speedtest? Know the difference between bits and bytes?

...
User avatar #311008 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate when people try to give me tips on shit I do well.
User avatar #311012 to #311008 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Also anything less then Medium-well
User avatar #311015 to #311012 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I used to know a joke about meat tempretatures and dicks and I am so very disappointed in myself for forgetting it.
User avatar #311131 to #311015 - nimba (08/23/2014) [-]
I like receiving buttsex like I like my steak rarely
User avatar #311017 to #311015 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, people take their meat preparation a little too seriously.
If you like medium-rare, that's you man. Let me be me.
User avatar #311019 to #311017 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
No, no, no. Not like people being dicks about meat temperature. But like, the other kind of dicks, the good kind.
#311024 to #311019 - conquistafag (08/23/2014) [-]
can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?
User avatar #311025 to #311024 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
6/10
User avatar #311004 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I hate how this chick sent me tits on snapchat, but it was on the chat thing, so I can't screenshot it with a SnapSaving app or by like holding my finger on it and pressing save like on other aps
#311001 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
I youtubed the english dub for Code Geass because I was curious   
good god it is awful....it is probably the worst dub I have ever heard and I have heard some bad dubs.   
I don't understand how they could of gone so wrong, especially considering all the japanese VAs are so good and just the show in general.
I youtubed the english dub for Code Geass because I was curious
good god it is awful....it is probably the worst dub I have ever heard and I have heard some bad dubs.
I don't understand how they could of gone so wrong, especially considering all the japanese VAs are so good and just the show in general.
#311066 to #311001 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
you're the mostest weeboo
#311065 to #311001 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
Really? It had some of the most famous VAS in America, all known for their exceptional talent. It may not have been the best dub, but I know it wasn't bad.
User avatar #311079 to #311065 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
most of what I saw was pretty awful
but to be fair I didn't watch the entire english dub
User avatar #311003 to #311001 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
So I still remember anything about that show except that the music is pretty sweet. So sweet, in fact, that I remember my old band used to done one of the intro songs for our set list. Oh, and the ending. But other than that, I don't remember if it was good, or bad, if I wanted any of the dudes to do me in the butt. Nothing.
#311005 to #311003 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought it was pretty great   
I dunno how I would of viewed it if it hadn't been hyped up though or if I hadn't had some tiny things spoiled for me though
I thought it was pretty great
I dunno how I would of viewed it if it hadn't been hyped up though or if I hadn't had some tiny things spoiled for me though
User avatar #311006 to #311005 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Oh right. The main guy. He gets stabbed to all fuck.
User avatar #311007 to #311006 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say stabbed as much as impaled
#311010 to #311007 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Word choice may not be the best.
User avatar #311014 to #311010 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
way to spoil it too
User avatar #311016 to #311014 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I thought you'd already finished it. Soz.
Not soz, though.
User avatar #311018 to #311016 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
I did
I just meant for anyone who hasn't seen it
User avatar #311020 to #311018 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Not soz for them either.
#311021 to #311020 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
you're a monster
#311022 to #311021 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
You can't change the world being kind.
#311023 to #311022 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
that was actually pretty much a lyric in one of the songs
User avatar #311026 to #311023 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
It's troo tho.
User avatar #311027 to #311026 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
well actually I think it was something like "kindness can't heal everything"
User avatar #311039 to #311027 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeh. It can heal a boo boo though.
#311000 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
I Hate That Thebestpieever Hasn't Posted A Pic Of His Weeb Cosplay. I Wanna See ThatShit.

I Also Hate That My Phone Is Set To Jaden Smith Mode, but Only ON FJ For Some Reason.
User avatar #311002 to #311000 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Not saying it won't happen but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
#310985 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
I've played fucking flash games that look better than RWBY.
Looks like a fucking 3D Custom Girl mod.
Wouldn't be surprised, it's practically required for every pathetic kissless virgin weeb to have a copy of it and mod the fuck out of it to create their perfect "Whyfoo" to tug their tiny little necrotic-due-to-their-fat-cutting-off-blood-flow penises to.
God I fucking hate it.
User avatar #310995 to #310985 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm fairly sure the models are made in Maya, those are almost untouched plastic Maya textures. As for the animation, it kinda looks like Poser when they've shown how they do it. So it's nothing as amateurish as that. It's still shit, however.
User avatar #310996 to #310995 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
Script is still worse.
User avatar #310997 to #310996 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. To be honest I couldn't care less that it looks like shit. I sat through the first five seasons of Red Versus Blue, I could sit through RWBY if it weren't so inept at doing anything that's not fight scenes or music.
User avatar #310998 to #310997 - freedomreturns (08/23/2014) [-]
RvB actually had a pretty well thought out plot.
RWBY is just anime trope, after anime trope, after anime trope.
User avatar #310999 to #310998 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I really don't know about well thought out. But it was funny. RWBY is just lifeless shit. Everything is shit except the fight scenes. It doesn't even have good voide acting because all the voice actors are these new twats they hired in the last 4 years instead of the people who are good are things other than shouting like retards at video games.
#310981 - alexanderburns (08/23/2014) [-]
The raccoon isn't just shitting outside my window anymore. Apparently it's puking now too.
User avatar #311031 to #310981 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
Fuck the raccoon in the asshole until it gets traumatized and never comes back.
User avatar #311032 to #311031 - alexanderburns (08/23/2014) [-]
There was a russian guy who did that and got his dick bit off on 1000 Ways to Die
User avatar #311033 to #311032 - rokkarokkaali (08/23/2014) [-]
And you're going to teach that communist scum how a real capitalist does it.
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#310974 - epicscorpion (08/23/2014) [-]
I read something in an article somewhere that gave me a stupidly obvious epiphany: These feminazis and SJWs will get massively outbred and die out over the course of 20 years, assuming no one is stupid enough to fuck them, which is why I now worry not for America's future.

I hate people that just throw "bias" into an argument, as if it somehow means anything. This isn't some paint-faced moron defending Juggalo music, this is a legitimate debate where you're defending your point because it means something to you, dumbass.
User avatar #310977 to #310974 - princessren (08/23/2014) [-]
Is feminazi a dominant or recessive gene?
#310989 to #310977 - epicscorpion (08/23/2014) [-]
Ha! That got a smile out of me.
User avatar #310982 to #310977 - thesoulless ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
That depends on what people say about it.
User avatar #310969 - lulzfornigeriagirl ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
youtu.be/DXZIXYM6Q-Y?t=2m30s It begins like 20 seconds afterwards.

I am fucking angry right now. I am disgusted. I feel fucking raped after having to watch shit like SciShow and CrashCourse at my school only to learn of the whiteknight fuck this guy is.

This is fucking disgusting, disgusting. Fuck you Mrs. Fornazar for making me watch this piece of shit and making me think he was a decent person. I feel fucking horrible
User avatar #310979 to #310969 - plumpbooty (08/23/2014) [-]
His brother wrote The Fault in Our Stars, after all. They're both spineless faggots.
User avatar #310971 to #310969 - akl (08/23/2014) [-]
I had to watch his brother's biology shit all last year and it's so awkward it's fucking painful. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8WJ2KENlK0
User avatar #310973 to #310971 - lulzfornigeriagirl ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I hope he has an early fatal heart attack.
User avatar #310972 to #310971 - akl (08/23/2014) [-]
Wait fuck, it's the same guy, never mind.
#310961 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/My+dad/funny-pictures/5267892/

Status: More than rustled.
Sorry if I don't shop for T-shirts and jeans all the time. It just sounds plain to me. But you know, that's my opinion.
User avatar #311059 to #310961 - nefarian ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Do you ever expect FJ to be anything but judgemental and generalizing toward anything they don't like?
User avatar #311011 to #310961 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
>Shorts.
#310978 to #310961 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
Lol you still live with your parents.
User avatar #310980 to #310978 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm in college.
#310987 to #310980 - mr skeltal (08/23/2014) [-]
So am I but I can still afford my own apartment lol.
Keep pretending to be a little rich kid tho.
I'm sure everyone thinks you're coolest kid on the quad.
User avatar #310988 to #310987 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
Ha! You're a riot!
#310966 to #310961 - themanwithnoplan (08/23/2014) [-]
I like pastel shorts as much as the next guy, trust me I REALLY do, but the tucked in shirt and sweater tied around the neck are just too far.   
   
If you saw people in a movie dressed like that, you'd assume that they're assholes that see themselves higher than everyone else.
I like pastel shorts as much as the next guy, trust me I REALLY do, but the tucked in shirt and sweater tied around the neck are just too far.

If you saw people in a movie dressed like that, you'd assume that they're assholes that see themselves higher than everyone else.
User avatar #310968 to #310966 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
Idk, I think it looks pretty nice though. But it's cool though.
User avatar #310965 to #310961 - conquistafag (08/23/2014) [-]
is this the 1980s
User avatar #310967 to #310965 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
No. It's today. But it was very popular back then.
User avatar #310962 to #310961 - thelegendneverdies (08/23/2014) [-]
Your image is like the official douche uniform
User avatar #310963 to #310962 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
Too bad I can afford it
Also, lets chat I'm high as shit right now
User avatar #310983 to #310963 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
drugs are bad though and not part of the yuppie life (unless it's cocaine)
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User avatar #310986 to #310984 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
tfw no camera
#310960 - conquistafag (08/23/2014) [-]
is it time for shitposting
#310957 - lulzfornigeriagirl ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Let this be a motherfucking warning to you all.
User avatar #311056 to #310957 - rebornpooper ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
ONE. MORE. DAY.

ONE. MORE. DAY.
#310954 - teoragnar (08/23/2014) [-]
Does anybody know?
User avatar #310955 to #310954 - lulzfornigeriagirl ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
I do! I do! Ohh teacher! Teacher!
#310953 - teoragnar (08/23/2014) [-]
It would have to be the most badass troll ever who hacked my account...
User avatar #310952 - teoyuppie (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm on oxys now BITCH!
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