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#466186 - huntergriff
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(04/16/2016) [-]
GIF
I put my food on my table (which I thought there was room for it), put some hot sauce and ketchup on the damn thing, and i turned around and it fell over onto the floor.
#466178 - Ihazfunkitty
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(04/16/2016) [-]
two bitches who made my intern a pain in the arse had a falling out.

march was the last month of my intern and i was temporarly promoted to manager, so i did some my well endowed daddyistration including writing down arrival/leaving times and when someone was sick.
twat1 was always 30 minutes late due "traffic" well if yer constantly late, go earlier, ya dumbshit . twat2 was inconsistent as fuck, from the 25 work days, she was on time on 2 days and was sick for 5 days in total. often she didnt came earlier than 10, we started at 8:30 so of course being the good manager i was i tattled on them. they kept picking on me like kids, i dont give a shit
the supirior said that he would take it in account when they were talking about who could do exams if you didnt get 100% of yer studypoints, teachers discuss if youre allowed to take the exams couple of weeks ago we got a mail if we passed or nah im doing my exams
on the next morning twat1 asked me if i passed, i said yes and asked if she passed and if she knew if twat2 passed. twat2 was late again she said yes and that she didnt knew but litterally said "she (twat2) doesnt deserve to do her exams". twat1 and twat2 are suppossedly friends. and this wasnt just behind someones back banter. oh dear no.
as soon as twat2 came trough the door had to call her awake at around 12 o clock, she was still groggy twat1 asked her if she passed. twat2 said she wasnt aware of a mail and said she didnt know. little later she found out she was allowed and twat1 didnt like that AT ALL.
basically twat1 kept repeating the thing she said to me "you dont deserve it". GREAT FRIEND. twat1 had to leave early but said she would talk it out later and tell her the arguments.
i already had a hunch that twat2 was lying about bein allowed tho, since she did so shit and wasnt there a lot. last week i saw twat1 and she asked me something and someone else asked if she missed twat1. she immediatly said no in an almosy offended way and started shit talking about twat2.

tldr a cunt "friend" says to her cunt "friend" she doesnt deserve to take her exams for no apparent reason.
but theyre both cunts so im just enjoying it keemstar style
#466165 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
/Sjw+comp+t+eternal+vadge+edition+pt+ii/funny-pictures/5889162/


Lotengo you should be ashamed of yourself for this shit, how much do you have to hate women to comprise this?
#466195 to #466165 - aoeui
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(04/17/2016) [-]
idk why anyone would actually like women. they're sad little cunts
#466213 to #466195 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/17/2016) [-]
Man that's the truth
#466179 to #466165 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
This is so so sad.
#466177 to #466165 - balor
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Electric Light Orchestra Evil Woman
#466182 to #466177 - muchname ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Black Sabbath  Evil Woman 1970
>not posting best version
#466183 to #466182 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
not even the same song, twinkle nuts
#466184 to #466183 - muchname ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
either way, it'll never be as good
#466176 to #466165 - shibe
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(04/16/2016) [-]
jesus christ that's bad
#466171 to #466165 - dreygur
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(04/16/2016) [-]
it's just a joke guise we're better than tumblr i swear
#466173 to #466171 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Bring back the days of hating justin bieber and twilight, I actually think they were less cringey
#466166 to #466165 - lotengo
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(04/16/2016) [-]
jesus christ lads. Both the descriptions state that this is special, not a regular thing. And both contents have a sticky stating tha its a one time thing.


#466206 to #466166 - anon
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(04/17/2016) [-]
ironic, one time only, special, it doesn't matter

the fact that it's a thing at all is bad enough
#466207 to #466206 - lotengo
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(04/17/2016) [-]
thumb it down and move on
#466167 to #466166 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Oh its special, what a treat.
#466208 to #466167 - lotengo
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(04/17/2016) [-]
Elk also blocked me, so theres that.
#466168 to #466167 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Don't pay attention to a thing he says. He's borderline retarded. He's had me blocked forever. I got into an argument with somebody and brought it up because it was relevant for whatever reason, and he said, "I did it because you were following me around and thumbing me down." It was totally untrue because I hardly ever view content, and I told him that, and I'm still unblocked. There's just something up there that's not clicking.
#466170 to #466168 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
still not unblocked*
#466169 to #466168 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Yikes
#466187 to #466163 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Ew Religion
#466175 to #466163 - masterboll
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(04/16/2016) [-]
autistic fedora tippers trying to make a point again by actually making themselves look like retards

reminds me of the tard that put a colander on his ID card in an attempt to mock religious people for wearing hats
#466232 to #466175 - voltkills ONLINE
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(04/17/2016) [-]
its kinda ironic how much you take the piss out of this, as from my point of view, both flying sperglord religion and islam are equally as valid, i.e, fucking stupid.
#466236 to #466232 - masterboll
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(04/17/2016) [-]
thats literally what the flying sperglord religion believes
#466297 to #466236 - voltkills ONLINE
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(04/18/2016) [-]
and instead of a giant spaghetti monster, you believe in a giant man in the sky, meaning ofroucse, your religion is perfectly plausible.
#466192 to #466175 - anon
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(04/17/2016) [-]
autistic turban tippers trying to make a point again by making himself look like a retard

reminds me of that sand nigger who put his dick inside a goat in an attempt to not upset allah wait that was all of them
#466159 - mattyl ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I like FJ, but all the political content has spoiled it for me. It's not even good political content, just people talking out of their asses. That really drives me away from this website
#466174 to #466159 - westernphilosophy
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Yeah I get you.
I'm trying to make FJ a visit once/twice a day thing because of that.
I quit completely for a year when the same thing happened with gamergate.
You couldn't escape the subject, no mater how unrelated the content or comment was.

It's actually a bit sad.
#466157 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I've decided to become a sociopath. I'm tired of being unloved. I'm an engineer...2/3rds of my co-workers have no children, and of the 1/3 with children half are obvious cucks. I did everything right for society, and was repaid with used-up women who lied to me and destroyed what little success I had left.

I've been redpilling myself real hard and now I understand why the finance guys and salesmen I know get laid and get love, despite fucking over everyone else. They are selfish and high value, and people respect that.

At my worst I reached a 4 gallon piss bottle level. It felt like my soul was being ripped out and shredded while still attached as I read story after story of the hot liar getting the girl and the good beta getting robbed and left for dead.

One of my uncles is about to kill himself because his only child wasted her youth being a failed actress and is now raising another man's kids.

Another one of my uncles lost 2/3 of his shit in a divorce and has to see his wife's hotter lover at family events.

Another one of my uncles is married to a fat woman who cheats on him. He has 1 daughter who's slutty and depressed.

My dad is OK because he's aloof and disrespectful to my mom. He got 3 semi-Chad sons.

Three bankers I've met enjoy cheating on their girlfriends with dozens of young soft women. They especially enjoy spreading herpes.

I'm so goddamn tired of being shit on. Until I can engineer an engine of moral oppression, I will out-sociopath the sociopaths.

What would Jesus do? Get tortured to death.

What would Patrick Bateman do? Fuck hundreds of beautiful women, then retire young.

Starting today I do what a high-value sociopath does: I train hard, I lie as much as possible, I outsmart and crush my enemies totally, I am 100% selfish and enjoy hurting other people, and I believe it is my God-given right to enjoy everything I want while mercilessly and swiftly punishing everyone who annoys me.

Fuck everyone else. You losers should suffer.
#466180 to #466157 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
>I've decided to become a sociopath
Anon confirmed to not knowing what a sociopath is.
#466162 to #466157 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
You can't decide to become a sociopath. It's a psychiatric diagnosis not a way of life.
To me, either the very stupid or the mentally ill lie/cheat/treat their partners like shit. So stop surrounding yourself with idiots or the mentally ill.
#466193 to #466162 - aoeui
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(04/17/2016) [-]
how many hearts did you break
how many tears did you make
who have you hurt little woman
#466160 to #466157 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
#466158 to #466157 - serhiy
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(04/16/2016) [-]
2 edgy 4 me
#466156 - lobselvith
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(04/16/2016) [-]
My appetite has been fucked for the last week. I know I'm techincally fucking my metabolism by doing this, but the idea of food nauseates me. I had a donut and a few slices of pizza yesterday, that was it. I keep having anxiety attacks in the early mornings, sometimes they're so persistant that I end up dry-heaving until I throw up. Everything is shit and I can't concentrate on anything without being mentally redirected to this dilemma. I can't find the motivation to do anything, I feel like I'm dying. Somebody kill me please.
#466164 to #466156 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
You need to eat healthier food that will actually fuel you. I suggest oatmeal for breakfast.
#466172 to #466164 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
If you cut up bananas n drizzle a lil bit of honey it makes it nicer too.
#466155 - satoasami
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Yo tho seriously real talk lads:

Should I like make multiple non-Asami related reaction folders? Just for other girls I enjoy?

I have a list of potential choices here

>Jasper
>Yellow Diamond and Yellow Pearl
>Winter Schnee
>Toko from Danganrompa 1/Ultra Despair Girls
>Mikan from Danganrompa 2
>Junko (Danganrompa series)
>Komaru Naiegi Ultra Despair Girls

Komaru is too damn at and she's the less craziest one...
#466152 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
guys
you can use W and S to scroll now!
#466128 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
ShitRedditSays gives me fucking brain trauma.
#466126 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
This really isn't anything to do with hating so forgive me but I was wondering if anybody experiences anything like closed eye hullicinations?
I have my whole life, mostly I see loads of different eyes if I'm not focusing on them. If I'm trying to get to sleep and I decide to focus on them they always turn frightening and usually become faces, like really detailed and just horrible.
I have had open eye hullicinations but they are very rare, I remember vividly seeing cartoons when I was in a tent and I told my friend who was beside me and she was like "haha wow that's weird" which we all know meant jesus christ you're insane and im in a tent with you.
I'm obviously not the only one I've just never met somebody else who gets them, or if you have anything that relates it'd be cool 2 hear

#466154 to #466126 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
dats so scarey >,<
#466161 to #466154 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
actually just fight me
#466143 to #466126 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
yeah I have those when i sleep
#466144 to #466143 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
are you referring to your dreams pet
#466145 to #466144 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
#466132 to #466126 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Could you explain what you mean a little better? I miiiight have had these before.
#466135 to #466132 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Okay so for me it's like I'm laying down to go to sleep and I close my eyes and at first I see the normal sort of fuzz, but after a few minutes it progresses and my normal is that I see eyes, usually a few and they move slowly towards me. Sometimes they are very life like, sometimes they look cartoonish, or like they've been painted but painted well. Usually then if my mind is now registering that I'm seeing them then there's more of them and they come towards me faster. If I keep my mind to them beyond that they turn frightening and become moving pictures like a torn up face coming towards me but it looks like it's screaming and I have to go on my phone for a while to forget about it and reboot my brain almost so that when I close my eyes it's just the fuzz again.
#466138 to #466135 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Like, I've had spooky images, but doesn't everybody do that? It never has been as bad as that.
#466141 to #466138 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I was pretty shocked to learn not everybody had this when I was younger. See every time I tell people they always kind of go a bit silent like they don't know what to say and it reminds me that what I'm saying is a bit nuts but it's not weird to me because I've had it for as long as I can remember.
Lol I actually just looked it up and a guy has done a AMA on reddit and he's at the same level as I am. This all makes me realise that the non-chalant way I talk about this must be creepy, because I told people tonight and they were like woops weird let's not dwell on that, that's why it's in my head.
What images did you see?
#466142 to #466141 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
You.
#466181 to #466142 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge
#466185 to #466181 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
"Good retort as usual."
#466146 to #466142 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Omffgg stoppp
#466148 to #466146 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Stop what?

The best way that I could describe what I see is what you'd picture a vampire as. I see a lot of that.
#466149 to #466148 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Bitch I'm not pale
#466151 to #466149 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I don't even know what you look like.
#466150 to #466149 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I was joking about seeing you.

I'm serious about seeing vampire-like images.
#466117 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
/New+black+energy+drink/funny-pictures/5892020/

Energy drink named 'BLACK' uses black actors to endorse it's product

"CUCKS AND JEWS ARE SELLING OUT NIGGERS, PLS HELP"

Jesus Christ you can't act this retarded
#466127 to #466117 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
"Jews heavily pushing cuckold propaganda. "
you cant make this shit up
#466118 to #466117 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
people who drink energy drinks have the IQ of an average black anyway
#466120 to #466118 - ferrettamer
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(04/16/2016) [-]
i'd probably drink it if i really needed to stay awake cause coffee upsets my stomach :3
#466121 to #466120 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
coffee is a diuretic to be fair and i hate having to piss all the time
#466125 to #466121 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
It's the caffeine in coffee that makes it a diuretic, caffeine is in energy drinks too.
#466129 to #466125 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
really? how bizarre, never knew that
#466130 to #466129 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
thanks it's been a great year
#466131 to #466130 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
a great year of what?
#466133 to #466131 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
just like a great year
#466134 to #466133 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
it isn't the end of the year yet so you must mean in relation to some date, if you're trying to be funny it hasn't worked ever so don't start with me now
#466137 to #466134 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
im sorry that was a fault on my behalf, just call me a coked out cum cloth and let's put the world to right
#466113 - aoeui
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(04/16/2016) [-]
There once was a lad named theism
And children did he touch
He raped and groped
But the police didn't notice very much!

One day as he was posting
A naked child on his lap
Sir aoeui was doing some roasting
So he cried and took a nap!

1 child, 2 child,
3 child raped more
Theism's rapes are never mild
He loves to jerk off to gore!

As he was softly napping
From the door, he heard a tapping
It was the FBI, "Freeze or you'll die,"
And he blew his brains out, Kersplat!
#466136 to #466113 - theism ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
NaCl
#466123 to #466113 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Beautiful.
#466109 - anon
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I hate that I'll never see my favorite movies for the first time again.
#466111 to #466109 - Elk
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Look at the bright side. You'll never see your least favorite movies for the first time again.
#466108 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/15/2016) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgToAWR8N2Y
This fucking bossfight is going to make me whip dark souls at my fucking wall
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#466124 to #466108 - bladeboy ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
It's so easy lmfao, you can even backstab him.
#466209 to #466124 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/17/2016) [-]
Yea, but after he comes back with his flame sword he's a bitch.
I finally beat him with help
#466115 to #466108 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
that's a piss poor "how to" since he was lucky as hell to get it
#466094 - satoasami
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(04/15/2016) [-]
>I fucking FINALLY got blocked by mudkipfucker

Jesus fucking christ all this faggot does is repost content that is like a decade old
#466102 to #466094 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Is the joke in this picture that she's supposed to be making like the worst thing imaginable?
#466112 to #466102 - ferrettamer
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(04/16/2016) [-]
no apparently fish tacos are a thing. i've never had them because i don't like fish like that but yea
#466106 to #466102 - satoasami
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I wanna fuck Vidya loli
#466140 to #466106 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
Shoo, weirdo, shoo.
#466147 to #466140 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(04/16/2016) [-]
pretty sure all he did was quote adunsaveme
#466093 - muchname ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I hate then whenever a teachers shouts at someone, I feel like I'm in trouble as well. I can't tell if I have some sort of underlying anxiety or just a pussy
probably a pussy, if I'm honest
#466114 to #466093 - foreveranonymous
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I always assume that when someone is angry/frustrated/yelling that they're going to turn on me and take it out on me (even if I didn't do anything) because that's what my dad does
#466110 to #466093 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/16/2016) [-]
I felt bad for anybody who I wasn't friends with, when it was my friends getting shouted at it then lmao
#466107 to #466093 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Same thing when you're at a friends house and their parents are yelling at them.
#466100 to #466093 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
the second one
#466095 to #466093 - Elk
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I think that that's a very common thing. It's always so awkward.
#466087 - satoasami
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Deviantart has some of the cancerous shit I have ever seen in my entire life.

Do these faggots not understand what the word "art" in DeviantART even fucking means?

Here let me show you what I mean
<---

Call my artwork shit all you want at least you can tell it resembles something. It has color, depth, outlines, shading, background THINGS THAT MAKE ART FUCKING ART

Apparently according to DA; art in their minds means
>Facebook Camwhoring
>Cosplays
>The worst no effort Pone OC's ever brought into existence
>COPIOUS AMONG COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF UNDERTALE GARBAGE
>Photoshop

There was this one faggot who kept uploading the worst fucking photoshop jobs...IMAGINABLE! He like super imposed his tiny head on a 6 pack...pressed the copy button...made like 6 copies of himself and had them like terrorize a small village which he poorly photoshopped and shrank down to scale

Autism like this needs to be contained and removed.
#466096 to #466087 - greenjacketcs
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Although I think fanart is autistic in general, I'll give you this thumb, because I agree that DeviantART is shit.
#466089 to #466087 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(04/15/2016) [-]
That sounds like the raddest thing ever dude, maybe you should just get a sense of fun.
#466088 to #466087 - anon
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(04/15/2016) [-]
Yes, autism needs to be contained and removed, so why don't you start with yourself you fat fuck and end your life

Love, geezus
#466085 - balor
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(04/15/2016) [-]
I get anxiety when talking to people over voice chat on video games.
Not when its my friends on xbox, but when I'm trying to strategize during the game with strangers.

It feels awkward.

I can talk to people in real life with no problem.
But talking over video games when its not with friends always feels weird.

I also get the feeling that my family thinks I'm talking to myself.
#466082 - Elk
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(04/15/2016) [-]
How long should I wait after this girl's boyfriend dumps her before I ask her to send nudes?
#466090 to #466082 - Elk
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(04/15/2016) [-]
GIF
Never mind. They're one of THOSE couples.