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User avatar #388374 - kibbleking ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Not being able to vote on people's content who've blocked you. I'm going to post something really shitty, block everyone who thumbed it down, post it again, block everyone who thumbed me down, rinse and repeat nigga.
User avatar #388372 - foreveranonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
I hate that we lost power at 3pm yesterday and didn't get it back until 1am. We called over 5 times, and they FINALLY called back... at fucking 10:30pm. Are you fucking serious? The woman was so fucking rude too, like holy shit sorry to call, but my power has been out for SEVEN FUCKING HOURS and no one had come to fix it
I hate that I woke up early. I fucking hate dogs. He won't shut the fuck up and is about to get a knuckle sandwich.
#388375 to #388372 - foreveranonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
I hate that he were constantly losing and tripping over Ted last night. We must've said "Where's Teddy?" about 200 times. We were so afraid he was going to sneak out the door when we let the dogs out and when my father-in-law would check the generator. Generator kept the pumps going because our basement floods surprisingly often His fur is just too dark, and he didn't like me holding him non-stop, but he wouldn't stay in my room. Lil Nuggie needs a reflective vest or something
User avatar #388377 to #388375 - volero (05/13/2015) [-]
I could see Ted being the racist one.
#388366 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
The fact that this is a thing.   

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User avatar #388435 to #388366 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
is this seriously an article on CNN?
this is why I dont get my news from them
User avatar #388385 to #388366 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
The only thing I can see wrong with that it's the title. It's a well known thing Lucas plundered every mythology and film he knew of when making Star Wars.
User avatar #388387 to #388385 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
It was influenced by old japanese samurai films and flash gordon. While yes, he did take things from mythology too, to say it has only islamic roots, is pure bullshit.

They're trying to connect things where there's no connection.

User avatar #388388 to #388387 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
You're not familiar with the concept of interpretation, are you?
User avatar #388390 to #388388 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Hell, most of the archetypes seen in star wars have existed since the dawn of recorded history, maybe even before that.
User avatar #388389 to #388388 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
No, I am. But still Star wars is mostly influenced by movies like Akira Kurasawa's "the hidden fortress" and all those flash gordon serials. If anything, Star wars was more influenced by Japanese Mythology and culture (For instance: The jedi are more or less samurai and buddhist monks mixed together, hell even Darth Vader's armor is based on the samurai), rather than any abrahamic religion.
User avatar #388393 to #388392 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
So what are you getting your knickers in a twist about, if you are?
User avatar #388397 to #388393 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
one of the world's most influential universes* or movies....Whatever.
User avatar #388395 to #388393 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Also, In my opinion, it comes off as if the author is claiming that one single folklore/culture/mythology/whatever you want to call it, is single-handedly responsible for birthing one of the world's most influential universe.
User avatar #388398 to #388395 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
The words "inspiration" "root" and "inffluence" appear respetively one, one and zero times in the text. Never establishing a relationshit between Islam and Star Wars when they do. It's an "interpretation" a "reading" "analogising".You said you were familiar with those words, but very obviously you are not. Stop looking for reasons to get angry because you need to. And learn to fucking read.
User avatar #388406 to #388398 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
All i'm saying is that the author would have more of a point if he focused on all the individual mythologies that make up the star wars universe, instead of one single thing. I'm not even saying he's wrong, you can see some of what he's saying in the movies (Which if you see above, all i said was "to say it has only islamic roots, is pure bullshit." Which my interpretation of the article was that he was claiming that "Star wars only has islamic roots" based on these paragraphs: Being May 4th, it was "Star Wars Day." But May 4th, 2015, was also the 15th of Rajab, 1436 -- and Rajab is one of the most noted months in the Islamic calendar, with the middle of the month being a particularly auspicious occasion.
Indeed, the 15th of Rajab is also the anniversary of the birth of Imam Ja'far al-Sadiq, a deeply significant spiritual figure for Muslims. The confluence of these days should not be underestimated -- as "Star Wars" is discreetly, very Islamic. (OK, kind of.)
A recent article by Graeme Wood argued that ISIS "is Islamic -- very Islamic" -- but actually, the "Star Wars" epic of films is at least as Islamic as the radical extremist group, if not more so. Of course, unlike ISIS, the films' creator George Lucas doesn't actually cite Islamic vocabulary, which makes the connections between the world of Jedis and Islam rather inconspicuous. This probably serves to protect Lucas -- who sold production company Lucasfilm to Disney and is not himself overseeing the new "Star Wars" movie -- from claims of #CreepingShariah. More than that, "Star Wars" gets something very right -- the notion of religious authority in Islam.
) Just like you can see within the saga: greek, roman, medieval, japanese, pretty much every existing mythology/folklore.
User avatar #388409 to #388406 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
And You'll notice nowhere in there does it say it is intentional, it had any bearing to the making of the films, and he recognises it's not explicit. Learn to fucking read. Also, the word "only" never appears there nor do any of it's synonyms, and neither does any word that suggests an influential process. Learn to read, really, please do.
User avatar #388415 to #388409 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
>And You'll notice nowhere in there does it say it is intentional,

Okay, But it was implying surely you know what Implying means that it was intentional.

>it had any bearing to the making of the films,

Actually, the full article and i've read this at least five times now seems to be implying Which again, that's just my view exactly that.

>and he recognises it's not explicit.

Hence "Implying"

>Also, the word "only" never appears there nor do any of it's synonyms, and neither does any word that suggests an influential process.

Okay, and? It still seems like it was implying that it was. again, this just my point of view.
User avatar #388424 to #388415 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
The word might is an antithesis to the concept of implication. That's explicit and infactual, it's a suggestion. The word might is in as many sentences as the conclusion of the article has paragraphs, a conclusion is the point of an article. Learn to fucking read.
User avatar #388425 to #388424 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Man you are just made of dick, aren't you?
User avatar #388426 to #388425 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Yes but you and I have had this argument many times before. You have no reading comprehension whatsoever.
User avatar #388428 to #388426 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
I know we have. And I've pointed out many times in this thread that that's just what I thought.
User avatar #388429 to #388428 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
You cannot think this sentence is telling you to eat a dick. It is not. This sentence is telling you: go eat a dick. Just saying: you might employ your mouth better by sticking something dripping and hard in it. That sentence is implying you ought to suck a dick, but also other things.

You cannot think those sentences mean any other thing, if you do you cannot read.
User avatar #388430 to #388429 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Why is the cock wet?
User avatar #388432 to #388431 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me. I thought it was because said cock got out of a shower with the body it's attached to,
User avatar #388394 to #388393 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
What's pissing me off is the article is ignoring the hundreds of individual mythological influences (That have again, existed since the dawn of recorded history, with the most prominent one being the "monomyth") that makes the "star wars universe", the "star wars universe".
User avatar #388367 to #388366 - serhiy (05/13/2015) [-]
this article is god tier click bait
User avatar #388368 to #388367 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
I know. It's like they took a page from gawker.
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#388362 - babybeel (05/13/2015) [-]
I hate that some images are just too big now. I understand jpegs and gifs made things smushed and hard to read, but the majority of images were fine and just take up too much room.

I hate my hormonal acne and how nothing is working. I've tried two lots of pills given to me. Both just dried out my skin and I still got spots. But because my skin was dry it made the spots even more painful. I drink lots of green tea and lemon. I eat well. I exercise. Im on a strict skin care regime. They gave me morning after pills at some point and that actually made me break out more.
Slightest bit of stress or hormone flux and my skin is like a fucking pizza.

I hate that theres this creepy fat guy who stand at the doorway of the opposite uni building when Im at the gym. It has a huge window and theres a place I go to stretch so nobody can see me. Yet this guy is always stood there, hands on hips, glaring right into the gym. Its creepy as shit.
User avatar #388361 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
>Roommate always shits up the kitchen and leaves stuff lying around, rubbish, cheese, baking paper, cling wrap
>Have to shift his shit aside all the fucking time to make food/do dishes
>Finally tire of it and tell him to put the butter and baking paper away
>"I didn't use the baking paper and I left the butter out so it's not hard"
Why the fuck does the world have to spite me? Everytime I get annoyed and complain about something I get shut down by unforseen circumstances. The fucker still hasn't wiped the bench down like he was meant to 3 weeks ago or mowed the lawn like he was meant to 4 months ago but right now, in this moment, fuck me and my future credibility.
#388355 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
>see a spider with a weird ass a couple weeks ago   
>"aw shit, that might be one with eggs."   
>do nothing   
>5 small brown spiders in my bathroom right now   
>"well, as long as they aren't in my room"   
>walk into room   
>small brown spider in corner of my room
>see a spider with a weird ass a couple weeks ago
>"aw shit, that might be one with eggs."
>do nothing
>5 small brown spiders in my bathroom right now
>"well, as long as they aren't in my room"
>walk into room
>small brown spider in corner of my room
User avatar #388357 to #388355 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
Leave 'em alone, man, they're just trying to survive.
User avatar #388381 to #388357 - dreygur ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Tell that to the bear when I'm trying to find shelter in its cave.
#388356 to #388355 - John Cena (05/13/2015) [-]
i hope they crawl up your sphincter and lay eggs
#388353 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
Something about this image gets to me
like..I guess Hedwig is suppose to represent the awe and wonder that magic had when Harry was young...and like...he is so young in that picture.
It takes me back to when I was little and watched the Harry Potter movies/read books/played the games whatever and just childhood in general and how magical stuff like that was or atleast felt or feels now
I dunno....maybe it is 3am and I am tired and rambling, I just feel kinda depressed now
#388358 to #388353 - huntergriff (05/13/2015) [-]
...Hedwig died?
User avatar #388360 to #388358 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Blew up.
User avatar #388354 to #388353 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]

I myself find adulthood to be about 2000 times better than childhood. I don't have any of that "things aren't magical anymore" bullshiz.
User avatar #388369 to #388354 - thechosentroll (05/13/2015) [-]
Same. Adulthood lets you have gummy fruit and rum for dinner at 3AM while watching Kung Fu Hustle. Adulthood is AWESOME!
User avatar #388379 to #388369 - lobselvith (05/13/2015) [-]
Exactly. Being an adult is soooo liberating. You get to do whatever you want whenever you want.

Yeah, I do have some pretty great childhood memories and shit, but being able to make a living for myself feels great.
#388319 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
I hate that, at some point in my life that I can't quite place, I stopped learning new words. Oh, I'll see words I don't know, and I'll look them up and memorise the definition, and put a little mental note in my little mental archive to use it more often so that I'll have more variety whenever I write, but in the end I can never use them. I just forget. And it just feels like I'm just tossing around the exact same set of 3000 words or whatever, over, and over, and over again without a single new addition to the pile. It's just disheartening to know that after a while my vocabulary ceased to grow, and it's probably entirely my fault for being a moron.
User avatar #388403 to #388319 - aoeui (05/13/2015) [-]
why do you keep acting like you're some old fucking man when you're only in your early 20's
User avatar #388404 to #388403 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
It's all in how you feel, ain't it.
User avatar #388407 to #388404 - aoeui (05/13/2015) [-]
no it isn't
User avatar #388382 to #388319 - dreygur ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I really hate using more simplistic terms because I can't come up with something better, even though I've heard better words for it dozens of times.
User avatar #388364 to #388319 - babybeel (05/13/2015) [-]
That happens with everyone. Everyone as a smaller active vocabulary than the amount of words they actually recognise.
#388348 to #388319 - cloakndagger (05/13/2015) [-]
Antidisestablishmentarianism, faggot. Learn it. Look it up. Spell it without having to Google your spelling. Laugh at spellchecks everywhere when they try to tell you it's not a fucking word.
User avatar #388405 to #388348 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
I do try to break that one whenever I can because it's so wonderfully obtuse.
User avatar #388320 to #388319 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Lol, part of memorizing it is using it over and over.
User avatar #388322 to #388320 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but unless you find an appropriate place for it -which can't be that common, otherwise you would already know the word if it's that usual- you are just being verbose for the sake of it and an arse.
User avatar #388323 to #388322 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Or... you could just simulate it in your mind numerous times or repeat the definition mentally.
User avatar #388324 to #388323 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
I don't mean it as in forget the definition. I mean as in forget to use them, dude. Come on.
User avatar #388325 to #388324 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's why it's called getting USE to using them.
User avatar #388326 to #388325 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
... What?
User avatar #388327 to #388326 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Note that I said you could simulate it mentally a number of times. Repeating the definition helps if you do forget to use it, since it have it constantly in mind then you become familiar or accustomed to the word. C'mon man, use your head.
User avatar #388330 to #388327 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
But you cannot do that. Then you've, again, become an arse that tried to shove his fancy new word wherever it may fit. You have to find a word for that one specific situation where it comes in handy 300 pages in a writing piece and never again. You cannot be that person who describes that overcast day as "lugubrious" else you're a ponce. You could practice it -I suppose, if you're one of those strange fellows that studies for things and reads his school books -but you're not doing with one word, you're working with dozens. Dozens of very situational words, because if they were not they'd be part of your vocabulary already.
User avatar #388332 to #388330 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
I've said SIMULATE it in your head. Jesus...

I didn't mean walk up to somebody on the street and spam it out or say it every five seconds when talking to a friend.
User avatar #388337 to #388332 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
but that would be better if he's an audible learner
User avatar #388336 to #388332 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, but you've said to have_ constantly_ in mind. What kind of person runs a prominent background all the time -a big part of their time, whatever- thought that they never, ever act upon? That'd be like_ constantly_ playing a song in your head but never mouthing the words or tapping your foot or finger or whatever.
User avatar #388341 to #388336 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
Eh, it depends on who it is. I'm good with long term memory. And see it as being much easier to do it that way, and it doesn't take long to assimilate these words into my mind and vocabulary.
User avatar #388342 to #388341 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Eh. Things I can't learn in my first try have never been my forte. Studying techniques and whatnot are strange to me. You either grasp the concept or you don't, tricking your brain into learning things is ugh. But then again I'm a sloth, so.
User avatar #388339 to #388336 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
My high school French teacher said he learned all the verb conjugations by saying them over and over on the walk home from school every day. You should try that.
User avatar #388340 to #388339 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Well, I guess.
User avatar #388313 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Shaving is too time consuming.
User avatar #388363 to #388313 - wallbuilder ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I can get it done in 3 mins tops. But I don't use shaving cream, so... however, plucking... that takes way too fucking long(read: hours). Can't stand facial hair.
User avatar #388318 to #388313 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Shaving machine does the job immediately. It's even good if you want to maintain a slight stubble but nothing past that, just use one of the number thingies that limit how much it cuts.
User avatar #388316 to #388313 - youngneil (05/13/2015) [-]
I hate that it has to be done so often. If I could afford permanent hair removal, I'd get it done.
User avatar #388315 to #388311 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
How sad a community has to be to have to craft their own source of epicaricacy.
User avatar #388309 - lulzforalpsplane (05/13/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I hate how this made me sad for no reason.
User avatar #388308 - twiley (05/13/2015) [-]
Why does youtube even have coment sections. I mean, holy shit read this:

FEED THE FIRE= more fire wood/ more fuel for the fire
BREAK YOUR VISION= stair at an eclips/ go blind somehow
THROW YOUR FIST UP= hands in the air like you don't care/ u r under arrest for clopping in public :3
(sorry, dont take it too seriously)

Due note that this users profile picture is Sonic with a dark red glowing eye.

And because i see a ton of this kind of shit on Pendulum videos i feel kind of disappointed in myself for liking the same music these fags do.
User avatar #388283 - ZenMacros (05/13/2015) [-]
>go to get food/drink
>give myself my usual serving size and there won't be enough left for a full serving size next time
>add the rest and now i have too much
Every damn time.
User avatar #388256 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
I really hate the whole "pitbulls dindu nuffin" mentality.
User avatar #388370 to #388256 - thechosentroll (05/13/2015) [-]
I've been attacked by more poodles than pitbulls in my life. Come to think of it, I've never been attacked by any dog over 20kg. I think little dogs may be overcompensating for something.
User avatar #388383 to #388370 - dreygur ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I've never been attacked by tiny dogs, they just bark loudly. It's not like they're dangerous in any way.
#388286 to #388256 - epicscorpion ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
I swear people will defend the butt ugliest mutts that could even conceivably be passed as a "dog"

rottweilers don't need our help, but god forbid someone call that inbred blob-faced disaster called a pug for what it is I don't dislike them but they'd be better off if they weren't so grossly misshapen to suit the needs of whoever could think that thing is "cute"
#388302 to #388286 - John Cena (05/13/2015) [-]
Pugs were originally bred for fighting.
User avatar #388263 to #388256 - volero (05/13/2015) [-]
The irony is that those people hate when people generalize pitbulls, but that's exactly what they're doing.
User avatar #388264 to #388263 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
I swear, FJ acts like it's smart, but it's 90% fucking normies. "Oh, everyone else believes pitbulls are dangerous, so that means they must be misunderstood!" Stupid twats.
User avatar #388266 to #388264 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
FJ has one of the most retarded communities ever.
User avatar #388267 to #388266 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
As proof: One person here just used the word "normie" with complete stonefacedness.
User avatar #388268 to #388267 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
I really couldn't think of a better word.
User avatar #388270 to #388268 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #388305 to #388270 - averagewhitekid (05/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #388285 to #388270 - themanwithnoplan (05/13/2015) [-]

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User avatar #388273 to #388270 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, I guess, there really is no beating around the bush that I'm an above-average intellectual. Tip.
User avatar #388274 to #388273 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Well I mean, it's not hard being above-average, really you only have to be smarter than half the people you know.
User avatar #388276 to #388274 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
I like hating board, I feel like a lot of the folks here are above average, because here is where everyone goes to post the comments that they can't post on content because most of FJ would thumb them down.
User avatar #388281 to #388276 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
If people come here for fear of red thumbs they're morons then.
User avatar #388282 to #388281 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
Red thumbs and angry opposition make me feel bad.
User avatar #388277 to #388276 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
That just means we're contrarians, not necessarily that we're smarter than them. I've seen a lot of stupid shit here too.
#388411 to #388277 - averagewhitekid (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah, like your posts
User avatar #388280 to #388277 - pixmantle (05/13/2015) [-]
I wouldn't think we were above average if you agreed with me, you beautiful thinker you.
User avatar #388279 to #388277 - ferrettamer (05/13/2015) [-]
95% of your comments?
#388251 - John Cena (05/13/2015) [-]
what do you think ren smells like
User avatar #388384 to #388251 - rokkarokkaali (05/13/2015) [-]
I bet ren has a ton of smegma in their ass hairs. I use they cause if I use her i offend con and if i use he i offend ren
User avatar #388293 to #388251 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
probably foot cheese
User avatar #388290 to #388251 - dalokan ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Cheap lube and pungent smell of failure
#388287 to #388251 - John Cena (05/13/2015) [-]
If you sweat too much on a fake leather computer chair, everything begins to smell like piss. Mix that with an un vacuumed floor covered in thousands of crumbs of various cereals and snack foods,a few stains from various sodas, and the smell might mimic a Jewel Osco that has been left alone with no power for a month.
User avatar #388303 to #388287 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
Dude, I've worn leather trousers and fake leather trousers in the Mexican summer. They smell fine. Stop buying shit fake leather.
User avatar #388291 to #388287 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
I dont have a leather computer chair
User avatar #388271 to #388251 - bladeboy (05/13/2015) [-]
Sweat and parental disappointment
User avatar #388269 to #388251 - jadewest (05/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #388260 to #388251 - ferrettamer (05/13/2015) [-]
cuteness :3
User avatar #388254 to #388251 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]

#388249 - volero (05/12/2015) [-]
So I applied to be a 911 dispatcher today, and I'm not sure if I could handle the job.
I love helping people, but I would hate for me to be the last person someone ever talks to, or worse yet, I end up screwing up causing someone to get injured or even killed.
I've always been pretty good at handling potentially traumatizing situations, but it would still get to me.
User avatar #388284 to #388249 - lobselvith (05/13/2015) [-]
I kind of know this feel.

I want to be a crime scene cleaner. That means cleaning up after hoarders, dead bodies that have been left to rot in confined spaces for months, and other nasty shit. I'm fairly sure I can handle the sights and the things I'll be cleaning, but I don't know if I'll be able to handle the smells. Getting a whiff of a rotting, beyond putrid human body is my #1 fear, I hope to God I can overcome it.
User avatar #388371 to #388284 - thechosentroll (05/13/2015) [-]
Rotten flesh doesn't smell nearly as bad as people say it does. Unless it's in the summer and it's humid as hell. In those conditions, any smell hits you like a train.
User avatar #388378 to #388371 - lobselvith (05/13/2015) [-]
How would you know?
User avatar #388451 to #388378 - thechosentroll (05/13/2015) [-]
Parents were vets on a pig farm. They'd occasionally take me with them to work when there was no one to watch me. Spent lots of time with the cute little piggies and the rotting piles of corpses, waiting for disposal, since they died of diseases and thus couldn't be processed. Not a pleasant smell in the summer, but definitely tolerable.
User avatar #388452 to #388451 - lobselvith (05/13/2015) [-]
I hear rotting human smells a lot different from rotting animals though.
User avatar #388453 to #388452 - thechosentroll (05/13/2015) [-]
Only one way to find out.
User avatar #388292 to #388284 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
just smell ren a few times
User avatar #388272 to #388249 - bladeboy (05/13/2015) [-]
You're gonna have some dope stories if you get the job tho
User avatar #388257 to #388249 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Yea, that's gonna be tough. But you gotta be tough for them. Just do your job properly, and if it goes wrong for them, just know it wasn't your fault. I don't want you to put the blame on yourself, that's what will really get to ya. If you're hired for the job, you're ready and you can do it. So just relax, and do it.
User avatar #388265 to #388257 - volero (05/13/2015) [-]
It's only a temporary job, so hopefully nothing too bad while I'm working there. Assuming I get the job of course.
#388248 - masterboll (05/12/2015) [-]
>be me
>chatting with random canadian gamer gurl
>end up exchanging friendly stereotypes about canadians and the english (maple syrup, tea, blah, blah)
>probably ended up on the convo about what canadian houses are like or something
>she ends up linking me to a street view of her house on google maps
>i browse around the wide and abnormally straight canadian roads just to check out how nice the houses/neighbourhoods are
>realise how spread out the population is and how much open space these people have
>agoraphobia kicks in just from looking at the houses from the middle of the road
>MFW i zoom out and realise how organised the streets are compared to england
User avatar #388314 to #388248 - Conquistador (05/13/2015) [-]
>gamer gurl

My sides....
User avatar #388456 to #388314 - masterboll (05/13/2015) [-]
your sides indeed
User avatar #388253 to #388248 - thebestpieever (05/13/2015) [-]
It is crazy to come to The Americas and see what streets that aren't based on shitty cart roads older than god look like.
#388288 to #388253 - John Cena (05/13/2015) [-]
Driving with my German buddy when he's in the US is a nightmare. What's a short highway drive for me is literally driving across his entire country and back twice for him.
User avatar #388312 to #388288 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
I don't think Germany isthat small
#388262 to #388253 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
unless you go to Boston like I did today
holy shit....never drive in Boston, just take the train and walk or something
it was awful
User avatar #388294 to #388262 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
better yet
never go to Boston at all
User avatar #388295 to #388294 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
but the Pokemon World Championship is in Boston this year
User avatar #388296 to #388295 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
Oh man that is gonna be one smelly city.
User avatar #388297 to #388296 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
the Millionaires used to come to my town in the summer like 300-200 years ago because it got smelly in Boston
User avatar #388298 to #388297 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
you had your own town hundreds of years ago
User avatar #388300 to #388298 - princessren (05/13/2015) [-]
yes, I was a princess in colonial America back when we were cool with that shiz
User avatar #388301 to #388300 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
cool I've wanted a princess ever since I played Final Fantasy 8
wanna fuck
User avatar #388259 to #388253 - shibe ONLINE (05/13/2015) [-]
hooray for sorta planned cities

booo for not at all planned suburbs
#388244 - tvfreakuk (05/12/2015) [-]
The takeaway place forgot my drink, but I don't have credit to contact them
#388245 to #388244 - John Cena (05/12/2015) [-]
#388246 to #388245 - tvfreakuk (05/12/2015) [-]
I think I remember him being more vehement about it.   
I could just be mixing him up with the chocolate guy though; unless it's longer than that and he does get more cuntish
I think I remember him being more vehement about it.
I could just be mixing him up with the chocolate guy though; unless it's longer than that and he does get more cuntish
#388238 - princessren (05/12/2015) [-]
When you are listening to a really long song and some calls you or you have to go do something and you have to pause it.
#388247 to #388238 - John Cena (05/12/2015) [-]
is that an r34 picture
#388242 to #388238 - John Cena (05/12/2015) [-]
worse when you're mid fap
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