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User avatar #375411 - teoyuppie (03/13/2015) [-]
Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons
I remember now. As a kid I was coming back from a soccer game with one of my friends and her mom. I was like . . . 4 or 5 at the time and it was Halloween. I lived in a Gated community in Memphis at the time so most of the houses were decked out mansions with real spooky decorations. I'm talking about really clever merchandise, shudders with the outline of skeletons, frankenstein, dracula etc. Cobwebs, life-size figures of monsters popping out of the ground. Shit was cash, nothing cheap like those blow up spiders or whatever.
Anyway I just remembered we were listening to that album by Andrew Gold on my way home. We were listening to my friends favorite song, creature from the tub and . . . Spooky Scary Skeletons. Holy shit, I've been dank since '96.
User avatar #375449 to #375411 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
How old are you like, 23?
User avatar #375441 to #375411 - niggernazi (03/13/2015) [-]
*Football
User avatar #375409 - teoyuppie (03/13/2015) [-]
People who bite their nails and continue to chew on it. Please, that's gross man. Get them clipped.
Also people with really dirty and long fingernails. That's not preppy, it's not yuppie, it's peasant shit.
#375402 - Elk (03/13/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Pretty much just confirmed for myself that I did damage to my ligament. I haven't torn it, but I can tell it's shifting like it wants to go out. I'd be lying if I said I weren't scared. I just got done with this crap, and I can't go back through it right now.

God has forsaken me.
#375416 to #375403 - Elk (03/13/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Nice shitpost.
User avatar #375392 - cyclonezero (03/13/2015) [-]
when you jack off to something kind of grotesque and then immediately after you climax you realize how disgusting it actually is and you feel shameful af
User avatar #375442 to #375392 - niggernazi (03/13/2015) [-]
Thats the best faps tho.
#375421 to #375392 - thechosentroll (03/13/2015) [-]
Odd coincidence. I just finished fapping 15 minutes ago. Lasted 2 hours, because I couldn't decide what I'll finish to today, so I just sort of went through all my sources and checked what's new. Took a while. I'm so glad I forgot what shame feels like years ago.
#375419 to #375392 - Ken M (03/13/2015) [-]
experimented with scat. came super hard but immediately after i started gagging like hell
User avatar #375407 to #375392 - teoyuppie (03/13/2015) [-]
Confession.
User avatar #375405 to #375392 - alexanderburns (03/13/2015) [-]
>being ashamed of the things you masturbate to

how do you people live
User avatar #375398 to #375392 - ZenMacros (03/13/2015) [-]
That's why when I fap to something I know I'll regret fapping to when I'm done, I have a tab with something normal up for backup.
User avatar #375394 to #375392 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2015) [-]
That's why you just keep edging over and over. You never climax so you never realize how perverted you are
#375443 to #375394 - niggernazi (03/13/2015) [-]
I have don this multiple times, i just blow my load to something more normal to lure myself that i am normal.
I have don this multiple times, i just blow my load to something more normal to lure myself that i am normal.
User avatar #375384 - onemoreminute (03/13/2015) [-]
why are we still red thumbing trilbylover? hide-all solves all problems FAGGOTS
#375388 to #375384 - Ken M (03/13/2015) [-]
Who the fuck is that?
User avatar #375389 to #375388 - onemoreminute (03/13/2015) [-]
Pony shitposter, only the fucking numbskulls fall for the bait
User avatar #375390 to #375389 - majormayor (03/13/2015) [-]
Posting ponies for the sake of getting red thumbs just works. These accounts would have been much more relevant back in 2012, but the fact that people STILL get upset over them is why trolls keep on posting them.
User avatar #375387 to #375384 - majormayor (03/13/2015) [-]
The userbase of this website never seems to learn. I doubt that there are so many people who visit that those who don't know better thumb them down.
User avatar #375397 to #375387 - conquistafag (03/13/2015) [-]
you would think after 2 years of constant shitposting they would be more skilled at catching bait
#375383 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
>boyfriend is shit at smash
>friend who's good at smash is too busy with tennis and his girlfriend to go to to tournaments
>everyone at my school praises smash 4 and doesn't play melee since it's "outdated"

Going to tournaments alone is the least fun thing you can do. Plus I can't make more money by playing doubles.
User avatar #375408 to #375383 - teoyuppie (03/13/2015) [-]
I'll smash you good, babe.
User avatar #375404 to #375383 - volero (03/13/2015) [-]
Just waiting on that 20XX to happen.
#375401 to #375383 - furiousmarshmellow (03/13/2015) [-]
If only FalcoMaster3000 was your boyfriend.
#375423 to #375401 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
My friend is a Falco player.
My friend is a Falco player.
User avatar #375452 to #375423 - furiousmarshmellow (03/13/2015) [-]
Do you know who that is?
User avatar #375399 to #375383 - alexanderburns (03/13/2015) [-]
get a wii u
User avatar #375424 to #375399 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Having a gamecube is just fine
User avatar #375426 to #375424 - alexanderburns (03/13/2015) [-]
wrong again retard
User avatar #375431 to #375426 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
i have all the good wiiu games on it
User avatar #375375 - fishinyourface (03/13/2015) [-]
gluten free everything
User avatar #375420 to #375375 - loveyameanish (03/13/2015) [-]
This. Anyone who gets the shits automatically has coeliac disease. Bitches don't realise how painful a disease it is for the few people that actually do have it.
User avatar #375378 to #375375 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
yeah this gluten allergy thing is bullshit. In 2005 was anyone bitching about gluten?
no. because no one was actually allergic to it.
User avatar #375395 to #375378 - nefarian (03/13/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure gluten allergy is actually a thing, just exceptionally rare and the ones who are actually allergic aren't flaunting it around.
User avatar #375412 to #375395 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
yes, its true. i was being hyperbolic but it does exist in rare cases
User avatar #375376 to #375375 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Gluten free brownies should be considered a crime against humanity.
User avatar #375372 - ZenMacros (03/13/2015) [-]
I hate that I keep eating loose skin off of my hands/fingers knowing that I'll eventually end up ripping off too much which will hurt, make me bleed, and make anything that touches that spot sting for a few days. I anticipate it every time yet I still do it EVERY FUCKING TIME.
User avatar #375374 to #375372 - fishinyourface (03/13/2015) [-]
I feel your pain. But it's so bothersome when one piece sticks out above the rest and you have to even it out...for me it's always near my nails.
#375370 - lobselvith ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Fell+off+a+horse+yesterday/XNhYLKA/

I hate "lol look FJ I hurt myself" posts in morbid-channel. I mean, they're not really all that interesting or even really that morbid, and they've just gotten really old and boring. Plus they're just kind of...senseless in the first place. There's no entertainment value past "look at all of da blood guise, so coooool". Nobody died and nothing horrible came of it, so why do people like these so much? All I see are stupid fucknuts being blatant attention whores.
User avatar #375381 to #375370 - EdwardNigma (03/13/2015) [-]
FELL OFF THAT HORSE SO HARD NIGGA TURNED INTO POPEYE.
#375369 - saltyfries (03/13/2015) [-]
I'm getting increasingly pissed off at other people's driving, in the last few weeks alone, I've seen more bad drivers than I care to count! It's getting worse by the day! I nearly rear ended a car on my way to college because the idiot broke on the highway before getting on the exit ramp, you don't do that! Yesterday I nearly got rear ended my self!

Even though I live in Wisconsin, we have round-a-bouts and they're fucking annoying! But one is actually conveniently designed, it has the right turn lane all to itself as it turns into its own lane, so you don't even have to yield! Well an idiot came to a COMPLETE STOP! AND STOPPED FOR A LONGER PERIOD THAN NEEDED TO! Seriously! People are really getting fucking stupid here and it's only increasing!

Keep in mind I live in Green Bay, WI, a town of 100k people, the driving is so bad here, I can at least understand Chicago for cutting in front of people because it's so densely populated, Green Bay has NO EXCUSE for bad driving.

I'm amazed I haven't gotten into an accident because of the stupidity of people... It's my only fear when I go onto my trip to Western Wisconsin.
User avatar #375379 to #375369 - cycloneclone (03/13/2015) [-]
please don't tell me you drive a neon
User avatar #375380 to #375379 - saltyfries (03/13/2015) [-]
I do, 2005 Neon SXT, only thing I don't like about it is her turning radius, it sucks. She's quick, got a good stereo system, and rarely breaks something, she's only got 105k miles.
#375386 to #375385 - saltyfries (03/13/2015) [-]
she's a great car shut up
she's a great car shut up
#375393 to #375391 - saltyfries (03/13/2015) [-]
I see what you did there... sneaky
User avatar #375361 - didactus ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
I'm feeling racist today (swede here), anyone have that webm of Hitler speaking about the people while showing white society?
User avatar #375368 to #375361 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Careful, the thought cultural enrichment police are gonna get ya
#375364 to #375361 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Hey!
we don't take kindly to your type around here
#375365 to #375364 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
Now now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin nobody
User avatar #375338 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
I like how I found out about Terry Pratchet just last week and now he's dead. : )
User avatar #375400 to #375338 - Elk (03/13/2015) [-]
This isn't the liking board.
User avatar #375348 to #375347 - princessren (03/12/2015) [-]
everyone knows that will just redirect to the gay board
User avatar #375351 to #375350 - princessren (03/12/2015) [-]
is that a happy wizard
User avatar #375352 to #375351 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
It's an employed wizard.
User avatar #375353 to #375352 - princessren (03/12/2015) [-]
I guess he is a wizard because he focused more on his profession
#375382 to #375349 - chitogekirisaki ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Ren can't handle the smack down of us jersey folk.
User avatar #375406 to #375382 - teoyuppie (03/13/2015) [-]
Hell yeah, dirty Jerz don't play.
#375328 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
sup
sup
User avatar #375373 to #375328 - supersonichu (03/13/2015) [-]
THIS IS MY MEME!!!
User avatar #375366 to #375328 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
That never gets old.
User avatar #375323 - stutterguy (03/12/2015) [-]
I hate how my body reacts to stress. If I get the slightest bit stressed, my hair gets more grey.
I've been repeatedly failing biochem with all my uni entry requirements being high, I've been getting really stressed and its gotten to the point where I've had to dye my hair to hide it because it's so obvious.
It's not even a sexy shade or gradually spreading through my hair, it's just a dirty grey and its really patchy.
User avatar #375333 to #375323 - masterboll (03/12/2015) [-]
My name is stutterguyd. For five years I was stranded on an island with only one goal - to pass my biochem. Now I will fulfill my uni entry requirements and use my hair colour changing powers to bring down those who are poisoning my city. To do this, I must become someone else. I must become SOMETHING else.
User avatar #375337 to #375333 - stutterguy (03/12/2015) [-]
That was awesome. Stress also causes me to have diarrhoea, but I thought I'd leave that out.
#375339 to #375337 - masterboll (03/12/2015) [-]
im sorry, but im going to refuse to class that as a superhero power
User avatar #375340 to #375339 - stutterguy (03/12/2015) [-]
What if I were able to change the colour of the diarrhoea?
#375320 - niggernazi (03/12/2015) [-]
My piece of absolute crap to computer freezes whenever i do small shit like changing tabs or load a new site. I swear to god i will shove my foot up its electronic anus if it keeps doing this.
User avatar #375367 to #375320 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Try using the command prompt to stop the flash plugin. It works for me most of the time.
User avatar #375336 to #375320 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
Sucks 2 B Swedish.
#375355 to #375336 - niggernazi (03/12/2015) [-]
Well, i kinda broke my keyboard because my computer froze again. Now i have to buy a new one.
User avatar #375360 to #375355 - teoyuppie (03/12/2015) [-]
That's pretty rough.
User avatar #375307 - gibroner ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
this fucking girl in my creative writing class. She always has tons of things to say whenever we work shop writings in class. Which is fine, but she can barely get a sentence out without throwing in four or five "likes". It drives me fucking crazy. She's doing it now as I type this
User avatar #375326 to #375307 - furiousmarshmellow (03/12/2015) [-]
Are you from the San Fernando Valley?
User avatar #375429 to #375326 - gibroner ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Nope greater Baltimore area but I have no idea where she's from
User avatar #375322 to #375307 - TheseChocodiles (03/12/2015) [-]
irish people are desperate for putting like at the end of their sentences
User avatar #375312 to #375307 - foreveranonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
I had a friend that said "like" WAY too much. Eventually my mom would say "like" after she did, and eventually my friend realized how much she said it. It's really annoying trying to talk to people like this, bonus points if they say "like, ummmm" a lot
#375311 to #375307 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
Any time someone does that, I just start counting how many times they use that word.
User avatar #375309 to #375307 - thegrohltroll (03/12/2015) [-]
"like, gibroner, why are you ,like, always on your phone, you're like such an introvert, who are you talking to anyway, like, it's not like you have any friends"
#375304 - volero (03/12/2015) [-]
My law professor is so damn picky about writing. She wants it to be wrote the way she writes and when she reviews a paper for you (she gives use feedback before they're actually due, which is nice), it looks like a 4 year old colored it in with crayon because of all the minute and unimportant changes she does.    
A lot of my editing time isn't spent making my arguments better or something more useful, but corrections in how I write.
My law professor is so damn picky about writing. She wants it to be wrote the way she writes and when she reviews a paper for you (she gives use feedback before they're actually due, which is nice), it looks like a 4 year old colored it in with crayon because of all the minute and unimportant changes she does.
A lot of my editing time isn't spent making my arguments better or something more useful, but corrections in how I write.
User avatar #375310 to #375304 - dopeydog (03/12/2015) [-]
I hear you. I had an English writing comp professor that hated my guts for some reason. We would have to go into his office to show him our rough drafts a few days before they were due. We had to do this four times in total. The final paper I walk in at my scheduled time and hand him my 10 page rough draft. He doesn't even read it. He locks eyes with me , grabs my paper, and proceeds to immediately rip it into shreds. Watching me the whole time hoping to see despair upon my face. He told me that no matter what I had written it probably wasn't going to be worth reading anyways and that I should start over. He also made comments how I could win awards for being the "best/worst" writer in history. He gave me a 79 on every single paper, test, quiz, and homework. I asked him to round it up and he said no. I complained to the higher ups and they said it was his last semester he was being fired for failing someone because they missed class because they had to appear in court.
User avatar #375418 to #375310 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
That's abuse, yo
User avatar #375547 to #375418 - dopeydog (03/13/2015) [-]
It was pretty rough. One of the worst semesters I had. He only singled me out too. I wrote this chicks paper for her half because I liked her and half because I wanted to know if he treated anyone else as poorly. She got a fucking 106....He gave her 6 extra points because "it was the best paper in his whole career" the content of the paper was "how Taylor Swift has changed my life"
User avatar #375548 to #375547 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Holy shit! I hope that man has never taught again. Props on being a good writer, though. Did you at least get the girl?
User avatar #375549 to #375548 - dopeydog (03/13/2015) [-]
we are engaged, so really it worked out for the best
User avatar #375558 to #375549 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Hell yes! So at least something good came out of it all.
User avatar #375308 to #375304 - thegrohltroll (03/12/2015) [-]
"She wants it to be wrote"
R.I.P grammar
User avatar #375298 - foreveranonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
I hate that my hair is falling out, I'm probably dying
User avatar #375417 to #375298 - youngneil (03/13/2015) [-]
Nah, you're getting stronger. Soon, you'll be able to kill everything in one punch.
User avatar #375396 to #375298 - rokkarokkaali (03/13/2015) [-]
If barefoot gen has taught me anything, it's that you're the main character and your hair will grow back while everyone else shits blood and vomits to death due to nuclear fallout.
#375321 to #375298 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
>get cancer
>go on chemo
>lose hair from chemo
>die from cancer instead of embarrassment
User avatar #375306 to #375298 - shibe (03/12/2015) [-]
yep
#375296 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
Teachers who say "I don't understand why students have such a hard time with this subject." or "It's just math, it's not that hard."

Fuck you. Math doesn't come easy to everyone and to people who have to work even harder to try and understand what you're teaching feel even worse when you say shit like this.
User avatar #375297 to #375296 - Tyranitar (03/12/2015) [-]
My math teacher complained because he had no clue how 17 of his 24 kids were failing his class. He ranted about how math is so easy that anyone without a full A is either a huge idiot or just not even trying.

Funny, then, that at least like 10 of those 17 kids later went on to pass with flying colors when they retook the class with a different teacher. One who didn't get kicked out of 4 casinos in Vegas for counting cards, I might add.
#375295 - Tyranitar (03/12/2015) [-]
This whole trans people bathroom situation going on.

I support equal rights, and I want them to feel like they aren't being judged. But at the same time, I feel like people should use the bathroom for their ACTUAL gender, until they have it fully changed. If I had a young daughter, I wouldn't feel comfortable sending her into the ladies' room if any guy could put on drag and be granted access to the same bathroom with her.

Sorry, but you're only in a public restroom for maybe 5 minutes maximum (unless you really gotta shit), and it doesn't happen often enough to most people anyway to make such a big deal out of it. Just find a family restroom if you're so bothered by your gender.
User avatar #375377 to #375295 - fargfive (03/13/2015) [-]
My issue is that it's literally a matter of making one person comfortable or making everyone else comfortable. Bathrooms aren't about gender, they're about what's between your legs.
#375356 to #375295 - Ken M (03/12/2015) [-]
i'm pretty grossed out by trannies.
regardless they don't deserve special privileges because they have a penis and wish they had a vagina.
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