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#466754 - tvfreakuk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I work in a call centre, doing quotes for car insurance.
The most annoying thing is people who phone in and act like cunts when I tell them it'll take 10-15 minutes to get through the questions and say they don't have time.
Then don't fucking phone up when you don't have time. I doubt any of the people who say this live such extremely busy lives that they can't spare 10-15 minutes in their day. I also remember in my old job when a woman phoned in and every question I asked her (and this was a pre-existing quote so would've only taken 5 minutes if she'd just stfu) and she just kept repeating "but I need to pick up my DISABLED grandchild" and telling me she was already late in picking her up.
Then why the fuck did you phone now? You could've easily phoned in after picking her up. Especially when you keep saying "I'm already late" all the time.

For the most part my new job is kush as fuck; less hours, more pay, actual days off on weekdays, and 12 weeks worth of shifts in advance (old job I was contracted for 37.5 a week, but we basically had mandatory overtime and it was always nearly 50 a week, no days off on weekdays, and we always got shifts the Friday before, but then could suddenly change on Monday and they didn't care if you'd made plans) and the company in general are class, like we get at desk masseuses if we want to book one.
But these sort of people on the phone will always be an annoyance. It's like they hand pick the time they are busiest to do it just so they complain... Either that or they literally think the call will just go like:
Them: I want insurance.
Me: Alright you're insured. Bye.

I had a guy the other day who kept saying he wouldn't tell me his information until he gave me a price and wouldn't listen to me when I just kept saying "it is LITERALLY impossible for me to give you any price at all until I have this information"
#466734 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I hate when girls will tell you to give them your number rather than just fucking telling you no.
I asked for this chicks number, I gave her mine, been like a week.
Like, I don't give a fuck if you just tell me no.
don't like me like that? Just tell me, don't make it all convoluted and shit.
I know it can be hard for some girls to say no, but it can be equally as hard asking for a number.
So just fucking tell me no, god damn.
#466789 to #466734 - serhiy
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I think it's just an effective way of dealing with clingy guys. They think they got something and leave the girl alone, when in reality nothing has changed.
#466847 to #466789 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/22/2016) [-]
I don't know, maybe in some cases. But in most cases it's simply because the girl is too afraid to tell you no.

Cause this girl liked talking to me, she would make a point to talk to me when I'm around and basically we just get along really well.
But hey, whatever. If she doesn't like me like that, I don't really care. I would just prefer to hear that rather than play the games like that.
#466903 to #466847 - serhiy
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(04/22/2016) [-]
yeah true, people not being straight forward is one of the most frustrating things in life.
#466745 to #466734 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
more of the reason why the girl should be the one to ask out the guy
it makes the most sense logically
#466747 to #466745 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Nah, it's just about not being a pussy.
The worst thing she could do is say no and make fun of you.
Not that bad considering bitches ain't shit but hoes 'n trix
#466740 to #466734 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** That specifically has never happened to me, but I had a girl give me the wrong number once. I think that she just made a typo because she would still speak to me. My phone I've never seen one that doesn't do this, but I'm saying it just in case. told me that it wasn't the right number immediately, but I didn't confront her about it because I didn't want to make it awkward if she meant to give me the wrong one. We had two classes together, and I sat beside her in one, so I figured that she wouldn't mind, but it didn't matter too much to me. To be fair, things started off badly because she went to an opposing private school, and I guess that that really matters to those people.
#466742 to #466740 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I believe the girl I'm talking to has social anxiety cause a bunch of my coworkers said she did when I told them what had happened.
Cause I was like, really?
I think she's a cool chick but fuck, be real with me. Just fucking tell me no for christ's sake.
#466735 to #466734 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
she found another guy

girls keep their options open so she may call you when it goes wrong with the others
#466822 to #466735 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/22/2016) [-]
Either you've never had girlfriends or you've had shit ones.
#466862 to #466822 - masterboll
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(04/22/2016) [-]
you can be my first loyal q.t gf
#466863 to #466862 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/22/2016) [-]
ew faggot
#466864 to #466863 - masterboll
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(04/22/2016) [-]
so you wont show me what a real man is treated like by his q.t gf?
#466741 to #466735 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Fuck that, I'm not the type to be left on the backburner.
Not your first choice? then fuck off.
#466764 to #466741 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
lol no
#466766 to #466764 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Either way I highly doubt what you said since you're a muslim and muslims don't like women too much..
So you're being a little biased.
#466780 to #466766 - ohemgeezus
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(04/21/2016) [-]
They don't like women, they like girls, after all Muhammad married a 6 year old or something
#466767 to #466766 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
sooner or later, the muslims will take over our basements
#466768 to #466767 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
That's usually where the rats stay.
#466769 to #466768 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
i know whites are filthy but you dont have to refer to them as rats. thats just racist.
#466770 to #466769 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
It took you 10 minutes to come up with that?
Speed it up, droolhammad.
#466773 to #466770 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
only the dankest memers can meme several sites at once
#466774 to #466773 - darksideofthebeast
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(04/21/2016) [-]
A real memer would know how to do it fast.
#466783 to #466774 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
a real memer can do it fast but prefers to prioritise and rek the dankest memers first and the less dank memers later
#466733 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
GIF
This guy had told me how easy one of the professors here is, so I signed up for the class. Now, I'm hearing people talk about him, and it's not good.
#466732 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
So, a few of the rooms in my dorm, including mine, have smoke detectors that keep beeping every couple of minutes, and it's soooo loud. My ears are already super sensitive, and this thing hurts. They have been going off for about 25 hours straight, and no one is doing anything about it.
#466811 to #466732 - huntergriff
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(04/22/2016) [-]
Stop smoking fagget.
#466812 to #466811 - Elk
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(04/22/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I don't smoke, and I have no respect for anybody who does.
#466814 to #466812 - huntergriff
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(04/22/2016) [-]
you're not cool.
#466817 to #466814 - Elk
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(04/22/2016) [-]
GIF
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I don't find purposely trying to fit in with a crowd to be cool. It sounds desperate.
#466743 to #466732 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
put tape on it or throw a towel over
who cares lil nigga
#466755 to #466743 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I have nothing to keep it up with.
#466731 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Ohemgeezus confirmed for bear.
#466737 to #466731 - anon
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(04/21/2016) [-]
WAHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT ME
#466739 to #466737 - Elk
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Sure thing, you big baby.
#466730 - ihateeveryhing
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#466727 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I hate when you had a really good night sleep but you have a rough morning and you feel like you need to lie down again.
#466818 to #466815 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/22/2016) [-]
We have never had a rapport sir so what's the point of starting one now
#466821 to #466820 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/22/2016) [-]
sorry I get sassy when im tired
#466729 to #466727 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
sorry I fucked you too hard my sincerest apologies
#466726 - polarpulse
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(04/21/2016) [-]
When the cops arrive
They pull the trigger
You guessed it right
I'm a nigger
#466725 - aoeui
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#466761 to #466714 - princessren
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I agree with it mostly
Id have to contest the wage gap and political representation points though
#466706 - huntergriff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
When did hip hop/rap get so gay? Also Kanye.
#466813 to #466706 - teoberry
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(04/22/2016) [-]
Shut up raps at a peak
#466744 to #466706 - dalokan
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Kanye is great, fuck you
#466748 to #466746 - dalokan
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(04/21/2016) [-]
#466749 to #466748 - huntergriff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
So...Kanye's shit.
#466750 to #466749 - dalokan
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(04/21/2016) [-]
No, your opinion is bullshit

kys
#466751 to #466750 - huntergriff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
but you just said he was shit.
#466752 to #466751 - dalokan
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(04/21/2016) [-]
No, I used the pic to refute your webm, thereby calling your opinion shit
#466753 to #466752 - huntergriff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
It's an MP4
#466709 to #466706 - satoasami
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(04/21/2016) [-]
The Illuminati happened
#466707 to #466706 - huntergriff
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Also I fixed it. I hate people who park like this.
#466708 to #466707 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
youtu.be/tf4TIWECZ30

The youtube option is not coming up for me, but here's a woeful attempt at parallel parking narrated by some irish boys.
#466705 - huntergriff
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#466704 - ferrettamer
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(04/21/2016) [-]
i hate how i wasn't born in england, fucking wanker parents had to live in canada.
#466757 to #466704 - bladeboy
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Why? so you can get raped by muslims. Just stay here and get raped by Sihks.
#466758 to #466757 - ferrettamer
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(04/21/2016) [-]
i want an accent and cool british terms like "lads" and "fanny"
#466759 to #466758 - bladeboy
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(04/21/2016) [-]
We do have an accent retard. Not a good one, but it's still there. And you can say Canadian things like "Bud" "boys,boys,boys" and the classic "Given er' eh bud"
#466760 to #466759 - ferrettamer
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(04/21/2016) [-]
it was obvious i meant a british accent. and is bud a canadian thing? that's the only one i would miss, but i would be willing to sacrifice it
#466701 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
life is pointless and miserable without TheseChocodiles' toes to suck on
#466710 to #466701 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
My feet always have cuts or blisters on them they are damaged goods im sorry
#466711 to #466710 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
why? are you a fat heavy fuck?
#466712 to #466711 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
No I just don't wear shoes for comfort and I always end up not taking the bus and walking home because exercise but it's always a regret. Yesterday I walked an hour and 15 minutes in uncomfortable brogues and now I have a blister and a cut on my pinkie toe
#466713 to #466712 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
yknow you're a gal you can depend on. you never have to worry about thesechocodiles getting raped walking home cause she's a giant. she's probably the one more likely to rape the other.
what's your number baby? I got anxiety but you put my mind to ease
#466715 to #466713 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Lmao oh btw I'm 5'10 not 5'11 I got another nurse to properly measure me, I know that makes literally no difference cause I'm still a tall cunt but there you go.

It was day time so getting raped wasn't really on the cards!!! I know it's stupid when I walk home at night but my city is actually p safe and also it saves so much money cause buses stop running at 11pm so you'd have to order a taxi and fuuuuck thhhaaat.
#466716 to #466715 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
of course it's safe. you're white in a white overly privileged middle class, crime free non-white free neighborhood

come to where I live and you'll get raped eventually, it may take a while and at least 4 or 5 desperate beaners, or maybe 2-3 desperate niggers but it'll happen lass
#466717 to #466716 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Yeah you're right, the worst that has happened was I was followed home two different times, one was p funny in reflection and the other absolutely terrifying cause the guy started running.
Woo
#466718 to #466717 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
honestly that's rare that a guy taller than you would actually follow you home in the first place
btw show me selfies
#466719 to #466718 - TheseChocodiles
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#466720 to #466719 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
omg lol
#466721 to #466720 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Okay there you go now you have seen me and that's that okay great
#466723 to #466721 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
now send feet pics
#466722 to #466721 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
ok no fuck you for making me go into my cache and finding that again
I almost lost it
#466724 to #466722 - TheseChocodiles
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(04/21/2016) [-]
There's going to come some point in the future where we disagree on something probably so I mean just don't whip that out and be like haha fuck you glasses slut or whatever I dunno just pls no
#466696 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
GIF
merry hitler's birthday everyone

and remember, the holocaust is a lie!
#466702 to #466696 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Don't forget happy Columbine anniversary!
#466703 to #466702 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
but that was a tradgedy
hitler's birth was a miracle
#466694 - lobselvith
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I hate this one "friend" of my boyfriends'.

I like most of his friends so far, most of them seem like pretty cool, grounded guys and they're all fun to be around. But his neighbor. His goddamn neighbor.

This guy has to be like, late 20's or early 30's and is ugly as sin. His teeth are fucked beyond any possible redemption, his house is trashed (even the walls are dirty), he's fat, and has no life, yet has a superiority complex that could easily blot out the sun and wipe out the moon along with it.

I'm not judging him for having a sedentary lifestyle, because I don't really do all that much with my life either, it's more that he's just so unbelievably stuck up when he has no reason to be. It's just torture listening to him ramble on about things, because it's like he's trying to cram his ego down the throat of everyone in the room with every sentence says by only really talking to one person directly. He talks down to people like he's the second coming of Christ.

I remember him saying "You're all pieces of shit. For different reasons, but you're all pieces of shit." to the entire room once (boyfriend, me, another friend of asshat's). That's great pal, I'm glad that that's totally something you know for a fact upon having met me a grand total of three times and exchanging no more than 30 words with me. This is coming from a guy who lets his cat shit in the shower.
#466683 - geothermal
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(04/21/2016) [-]
Bunch of upstanding negro gentlemen are smoking pot outside my house, but theyre not on my property just yet...

#466693 to #466683 - masterboll
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(04/21/2016) [-]
your stench is probably keeping them away for now
#466698 to #466693 - anon
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(04/21/2016) [-]
niggers stink almost as bad as muslims
you think they can really smell a white man? Ahmed you crazy af
#466660 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Harriett Tubman is gonna be on the 20   
brace yourselves   
this is gonna start up wave after wave of pointless discussion   
"why Harriett Tubman, why not this women?"   
"why not MLK"   
"why not a scientist are we trying to diminish the role scientist have played in American History"   
"how bout an author, an activist, musician"   
The truth is we can't immortalize everyone who deserves recognition on currency, that's not to say they don't deserve recognition, you just can't.   
So it seems simplest and reasonable to restrict it to people who either founded the nation or where literally the face of it as Head of State.   
It's not sexist, or a slight against women, scientist or any other group of people who are valuable to society.
Harriett Tubman is gonna be on the 20
brace yourselves
this is gonna start up wave after wave of pointless discussion
"why Harriett Tubman, why not this women?"
"why not MLK"
"why not a scientist are we trying to diminish the role scientist have played in American History"
"how bout an author, an activist, musician"
The truth is we can't immortalize everyone who deserves recognition on currency, that's not to say they don't deserve recognition, you just can't.
So it seems simplest and reasonable to restrict it to people who either founded the nation or where literally the face of it as Head of State.
It's not sexist, or a slight against women, scientist or any other group of people who are valuable to society.
#466697 to #466660 - aoeui
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(04/21/2016) [-]
she's so fucking hideous
not to mention it shames all the presidential accomplishments jackson made. what did harriot niggerman even do besides free some niggers ahead of schedule
#466684 to #466660 - foreveranonymous
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(04/21/2016) [-]
I cannot describe the cancer I have from this
#466685 to #466684 - princessren
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(04/21/2016) [-]
it might be a new kind
you should probably donate your body to science
#466677 to #466660 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(04/20/2016) [-]
God damn it, no, leave Andrew Jackson on it.
People can bang on about how much of a dick he was all they want, but he fucking HATED paper money and banks and shit.. Having him on the 20 is hilarious.
#466676 to #466660 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
honestly there's going to be even more riots and more arguments about how whites are oppressing blacks.

I'm so sick of the racism being pointed towards me because I am white. My childhood black friends have now turned on me and are telling me I'm racist... like wtf? I have never been racist in my entire life, but the more and more I hear about how I'm oppressing blacks simply for having a job is getting ridiculous. It's starting to make me actually be racist towards blacks now, well fuck, I guess they were right all along.

So to fix racism, you have to hate on white people? How the fuck is that going to solve anything?
#466671 to #466660 - thebestpieever
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(04/20/2016) [-]
It was a mistake.
#466674 to #466671 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
someone with the title "the King" can never be on US currency
it's unconstitutional
#466675 to #466674 - thebestpieever
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(04/20/2016) [-]
You have already elected him.
#466663 to #466660 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I didn't even know this was a discussion.
#466664 to #466663 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
it's been going on for a few years now I think
like last year the treasury said a women would replace Hamilton on the 10, but they just now announced that it will be Jackson on the 20 instead.
#466666 to #466664 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Probably should have done it on one of the dollar bills they barely use...
#466667 to #466666 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
like Cleveland on the thousand
I think it's thousand
#466668 to #466667 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Yeah. Like that one that I doubt anyone but rich people use.
#466669 to #466668 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
people would probably get upset that it is just like a symbolic gesture and say it's misogynistic to not put them on a bill that is widely in circulation.
but even then, I think it should be restricted to the two groups of people I mentioned.
#466670 to #466669 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I mean...they said they're changing the 5,10, and 20 dollar bills too. Which makes me wonder how is it going to work, will the old ones be useless or...what?
#466673 to #466670 - princessren
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(04/20/2016) [-]
nah, just slowly taken out of circulation
like you see a quarter from 1952 or a dollar from 2007 but they are still usable
#466672 to #466670 - thebestpieever
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(04/20/2016) [-]
._. They just mint new ones with the new design.
#466662 to #466660 - dalokan
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(04/20/2016) [-]
But why
#466695 to #466662 - ohemgeezus
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(04/21/2016) [-]
because equality
#466655 - huntergriff
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#466678 to #466655 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I always park in the back because I'm not a fatass slob. I don't really mind if these people that can't park just park in the back spaces, but when I see this shit at the front, it's really pretentious.
#466681 to #466678 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I dislike it in general, I mean...you're obviously an adult, so there's no reason to park like a douchebag.
#466658 to #466655 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
People that take photos like this
#466661 to #466658 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I took it normally, this shitty site just fucks it up every time I post a picture from my phone
#466656 to #466655 - huntergriff
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Goddammit I'll fix the image when I get home.
#466644 - adunsaveme
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I feel like cancer for liking loss edits.

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the subtlety. But this fucking garbage humour just gets me. I'm sorry.
#466736 to #466644 - alexanderburns
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(04/21/2016) [-]
well you are a meme addict
#466679 to #466644 - anon
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(04/20/2016) [-]
the only people that like them are degenerate losers in my opinion
#466728 to #466679 - adunsaveme
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(04/21/2016) [-]
i'm not arguing
#466659 to #466657 - adunsaveme
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(04/20/2016) [-]
like this
#466738 to #466659 - ohemgeezus
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(04/21/2016) [-]
that's not a loss edit though since there's two people in the first panel
#466650 to #466644 - thebestpieever
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(04/20/2016) [-]
Wow. I never thought you could be not hot until now.
#466652 to #466650 - adunsaveme
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(04/20/2016) [-]
I feel bad enough about it already without you breaking my heart, faggot
#466686 to #466652 - thebestpieever
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(04/21/2016) [-]
GIF
Y-y-you like me enough that I can break your heart?