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I am sick and tired of my fucking school district. Heres why.
They are having huge budget cuts. From what the money that is saved, they are spending them on mac books, big ass projectors, ipads, and ipods. We do have two computer labs that are half decent, but no, the school has to go out and buy 25 brand new mac books that aren't even needed. Most of the time when we do use the mac books, the internet is down or someone messes around with the settings on the computer. The students usually fuck around on the internet looking at cat pictures instead of doing their work. We really need new dictionaries, about 90% of the dictionaries are being held together by packaging tape. Im pretty sure that the school's security guard is a pedophile. Every other month they give away a FREE mother fucking laptop/ nook to some random student that doesn't even need it. The PTA goes off and throws at least four large parties a year that barley have 80 people attend. We don't need the the things they are buying! We need new books and school supplies!
I know that they are trying to make our school experience fun and exciting for us, I appreciate that and im grateful, but when they go and blow money away on unneeded things it really pisses everyone off. If they just took the time and listend to their students, the school wouldn't be in its current state. To make it worse, my school district is one of the best in the nation.
They are having huge budget cuts. From what the money that is saved, they are spending them on mac books, big ass projectors, ipads, and ipods. We do have two computer labs that are half decent, but no, the school has to go out and buy 25 brand new mac books that aren't even needed. Most of the time when we do use the mac books, the internet is down or someone messes around with the settings on the computer. The students usually fuck around on the internet looking at cat pictures instead of doing their work. We really need new dictionaries, about 90% of the dictionaries are being held together by packaging tape. Im pretty sure that the school's security guard is a pedophile. Every other month they give away a FREE mother fucking laptop/ nook to some random student that doesn't even need it. The PTA goes off and throws at least four large parties a year that barley have 80 people attend. We don't need the the things they are buying! We need new books and school supplies!
I know that they are trying to make our school experience fun and exciting for us, I appreciate that and im grateful, but when they go and blow money away on unneeded things it really pisses everyone off. If they just took the time and listend to their students, the school wouldn't be in its current state. To make it worse, my school district is one of the best in the nation.
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thatonesouthernkid (04/23/2013) [-]
my school district a couple years ago was basically what you just described but with even less money. we couldn't afford shit, the PTA went as far as to ask the parents of the students to buy the teachers the materials they needed to teach. ei: markers, pencils, papers, etc. i thought those smart board things were fucking amazing, a giant goddamn touchscreen whiteboard. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE TO ME. i move to pennsylvania to find that every class has a promethian board in it (didn't even know those fucking things existed) and they had more than two sports teams and had a field for each sport. everybody kept complaining about how shitty their school was. the school i'm going to right now is the best school i've ever been to in my whole fucking life and all my classmates still think it's shitty. in fact it's ranked the fifth best high school in the country. people who aren't happy with it piss me off to no end. i mean... just FUCK.
I honestly don't even get why my flatmates invited me out drinking tonight.
All night was just them:
> fucking off and talking to other people
> Splitting up into two groups with both groups saying "Go with the other group"
> Leaving me alone at the bar when I had just waited ten minutes for them to get their drinks
> Literally turn away from me when we're all on the dancefloor and I end up looking like some idiot dancing by myself
> Talk between themselves and not including me, even though I am trying to talk to them, making me look like "that loner in the corner" cliche because that's where I happened to be standing
Seriously, my friend talked more to the bitch that she hates than she did with me (the bitch I've complained about countless times on here).
I just ended up getting a taxi home alone because I just couldn't be arsed trying so fucking hard to simply have a good time.
All night was just them:
> fucking off and talking to other people
> Splitting up into two groups with both groups saying "Go with the other group"
> Leaving me alone at the bar when I had just waited ten minutes for them to get their drinks
> Literally turn away from me when we're all on the dancefloor and I end up looking like some idiot dancing by myself
> Talk between themselves and not including me, even though I am trying to talk to them, making me look like "that loner in the corner" cliche because that's where I happened to be standing
Seriously, my friend talked more to the bitch that she hates than she did with me (the bitch I've complained about countless times on here).
I just ended up getting a taxi home alone because I just couldn't be arsed trying so fucking hard to simply have a good time.
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N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate that i'm turning 20 on Wednesday and i might be expected to act like an adult.
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N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/46395#46395
Dreadful Hating....hear my cry...
Flood swiftykidd with red thumbs...untill he does die!
For his insolence...he must pay...
Ensure his account...never again sees the light of day!
Dreadful Hating....hear my cry...
Flood swiftykidd with red thumbs...untill he does die!
For his insolence...he must pay...
Ensure his account...never again sees the light of day!
Rhythmless anon, with bitter rage
Do not feel like a rat in a cage
Far too many thumbs of red would take
To place Swifty's account on the point of break
All you would take from him is name
For Accounts can be made all the same
Cast not a spell to bounce in futile prism
Instead nigga lern2rhythm
Do not feel like a rat in a cage
Far too many thumbs of red would take
To place Swifty's account on the point of break
All you would take from him is name
For Accounts can be made all the same
Cast not a spell to bounce in futile prism
Instead nigga lern2rhythm
Woe to the anon, with such a crime,
Just chill the fuck out, it is not his time
Remember who he is, he will not care
You will receive at most, a simple glare.
I really don't care what you do, I just wanted to rhyme and shit and pretend I was Leonardo Da Vinci or something.
Just chill the fuck out, it is not his time
Remember who he is, he will not care
You will receive at most, a simple glare.
I really don't care what you do, I just wanted to rhyme and shit and pretend I was Leonardo Da Vinci or something.
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1054556#1054556
I'm not the anon, I wish I was though, dat guy can rhyme.
But basically...look at this...just just look...
Look and keep in mind that while swifty goes to that thread and looks at that kind of porn...he's in NSFW trashing the girls who post pics of themselves for being ugly and calls furries freaks for liking anthro porn.
I'm not the anon, I wish I was though, dat guy can rhyme.
But basically...look at this...just just look...
Look and keep in mind that while swifty goes to that thread and looks at that kind of porn...he's in NSFW trashing the girls who post pics of themselves for being ugly and calls furries freaks for liking anthro porn.
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hauntzor (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate being a metalhead in Kansas. All of my favorite bands tour exclusively on the east or west coasts- even internationally- but NEVER in the midwest.
Mfw
Mfw
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N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I say we do unto swiftykidd what we previously did unto clavatninenine.
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masterfultrollitus (04/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/46395#46395 as good a place as any to start.
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I hate that bing commercial. It says "Did you know when you buy an app on the google app store. It sends your address to the person you bought it from?" Then lots of people come up to him on the street asking him if their app is working or not. Then it says "If you can't trust their app store. Maybe you can't trust them for anything. Use bing".
It's the most retarded commercial I have seen in a loooong time.
It's the most retarded commercial I have seen in a loooong time.
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bowties (04/22/2013) [-]
Okay, so I was reading my local newspaper where I stumbled upon one of those "Dear Abby" columns. This one was particularly odd. The letter was from a father stating how whenever his son and son's friends are over, they always shower together. I shit you not, this guy said his son and friends share a shower in his house (this is an average, one person shower). He also states how apparently afterwards, they 'airdry' and just chill in towels together. When the man asked if he should ask if his son is fucking his buds, the 'Abby' stated "Maybe he is just more comfortable with his body. Does he get that from his mother?" Now I don't care if you are gay, but if you honestly believe these guys aren't fucking each other in the shower, you are retarded. MFW reading her response.
So swiftykidd...
you're sitting there hating on furries for our porn...
Yet you're in a thread full of REAL bestiality, morbid medical shots of eviscerated penises, necrotic vaginas, and giant festering welts on breasts.
Who's sick in the head again?
you're sitting there hating on furries for our porn...
Yet you're in a thread full of REAL bestiality, morbid medical shots of eviscerated penises, necrotic vaginas, and giant festering welts on breasts.
Who's sick in the head again?
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1054556#1054556
I told you what's in there already.
Anything that happens after this is up to you.
I told you what's in there already.
Anything that happens after this is up to you.
i hate it when i use mods for a game and it's awesome the whole way through, but spazes out unplayably before the conclusion
I hate chubby chasers who act like they're morally superior to everyone else
I really don't like having birthdays. Mines tomorrow and my family are stressing out for no reason. I also hate all the attention that you get on your birthday, I'm shy as fuck and when I get nervous I start to stutter (hence the name), It's even worse when relatives call to wish me a happy birthday because I just can't seem to hold conversations. I even hide my birthday from my friends so I don't have to go through these awkward moments with them.
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daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
OH BOY IT'S 90 FUCKING DEGREES EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FUCKING BUGS
MAINLY COCKROACHES AND SUNSPIDERS
AND SINCE MY ROOM IS IN A GARAGE
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
SERIOUSLY
COCKROACHES ARE FUCKING CREEPY BUT THEY DON'T HARM WHICH IS OKAY BUT STILL WHEN I SEE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING COCKFAGGOTS RUN AROUND IT CREEPS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME.
AND SUNSPIDERS.
FUCK THOSE.
LIKE I HATE THESE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
"HOW ABOUT I CRAWL ON YOUR COUCH AND SHOW YOU MY GIANT FUCKING PINCHER THINGS"
FUCK YOU
DIE DIE DIE
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FUCKING BUGS
MAINLY COCKROACHES AND SUNSPIDERS
AND SINCE MY ROOM IS IN A GARAGE
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
SERIOUSLY
COCKROACHES ARE FUCKING CREEPY BUT THEY DON'T HARM WHICH IS OKAY BUT STILL WHEN I SEE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING COCKFAGGOTS RUN AROUND IT CREEPS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME.
AND SUNSPIDERS.
FUCK THOSE.
LIKE I HATE THESE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
"HOW ABOUT I CRAWL ON YOUR COUCH AND SHOW YOU MY GIANT FUCKING PINCHER THINGS"
FUCK YOU
DIE DIE DIE
My class is a hoard of bullshit.
Eather I belong into a class two years from now by brains, or they need to re-take manner school, aka getting raised properly by their parents.
No, actually, I hate my entire school.
The entire education system.
Why can't I learn everything at home? I'm acing english by videogames, god damn it.
I feel like an adult already. Fuck, too much internet. I'm already having a bread, ffs.
Fuck this school. Fuck my school's teachers in general.
(╯゜-゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)
Eather I belong into a class two years from now by brains, or they need to re-take manner school, aka getting raised properly by their parents.
No, actually, I hate my entire school.
The entire education system.
Why can't I learn everything at home? I'm acing english by videogames, god damn it.
I feel like an adult already. Fuck, too much internet. I'm already having a bread, ffs.
Fuck this school. Fuck my school's teachers in general.
(╯゜-゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)
I'd perfer getting teached alone. By a computer program, if it had to be.
Just fucking school sometimes is bullshit.
Not the education. The school system. The teachers. The pupils. The supervising. The way to teach. Almost everything sometimes is just bullshit.
(╯゜-゜)╯
Just fucking school sometimes is bullshit.
Not the education. The school system. The teachers. The pupils. The supervising. The way to teach. Almost everything sometimes is just bullshit.
(╯゜-゜)╯
History's pretty interesting.
Math is rather boring and seemingly useless, but meh, working with it.
Music's like a mix of Art class and Music History over here.
English isn't my first language, brother.
And I don't think a globe can tell you about the different kinds of volcanos.
I'm not against getting teached. But my teachers sometimes just don't get it. I'm dubbing my Geography Teacher 'Mr. Powerpoint', and my Math/Physics Teacher Mr Drytheory.
Also, about english, I am literally acing with my internet knowlege. For fucks sake, I don't even learn vocabulary, and that's one fuck in the ass for me in latin.
Math is rather boring and seemingly useless, but meh, working with it.
Music's like a mix of Art class and Music History over here.
English isn't my first language, brother.
And I don't think a globe can tell you about the different kinds of volcanos.
I'm not against getting teached. But my teachers sometimes just don't get it. I'm dubbing my Geography Teacher 'Mr. Powerpoint', and my Math/Physics Teacher Mr Drytheory.
Also, about english, I am literally acing with my internet knowlege. For fucks sake, I don't even learn vocabulary, and that's one fuck in the ass for me in latin.
That's just fucking retarded. You can't get qualifications off the internet, nothing a employer would accept anyway. Feel fucking lucky that you're in school, you don't have to deal with the real world and you practically get your ass wiped for you. If you seriously believe that everything you need to know can come from the internet and games then the real world is going to hit you like a ton of fucking bricks once you're out of school.
Well, then I'll be able to build a hut, while the rest of my class each has got enough bricks for a villa, buy a bed out of them, and start playing 'throw the brick'.
I will make it trough school, just sometimes I eather belive I'm overqualificated, or this is just bullshit.
My parents are paying for this school, 100€ per month, and this is defiently not the quality's worth.
I will make it trough school, just sometimes I eather belive I'm overqualificated, or this is just bullshit.
My parents are paying for this school, 100€ per month, and this is defiently not the quality's worth.
OH EM GEE FUCK SCOOL WH0 N33DS L3@RNING. & FUCK 3V3RY1. EVERYONES DUMB EXCEPT ME.
Fucking faggot that's basically you, except the nerd version with video games. Acing english by videogames? Holy shit dude I want to stab you in the throat.
Fucking faggot that's basically you, except the nerd version with video games. Acing english by videogames? Holy shit dude I want to stab you in the throat.
I'm making it better for myself to simply decide to not do bullshit, like sneaking into the intern house's cellar, and breaking a chair and a table in there.
And I would simply not dislike that a 6th grader told a teacher.
And I would defiently not complain about how suddenly, the teachers are assholes because 'the table was broken anyway'.
Look, it's the kind of bullshit where everybody wants to put their sawblades under their armprits and play bumbo the chainsaw dragon. Two years too late.
And I would simply not dislike that a 6th grader told a teacher.
And I would defiently not complain about how suddenly, the teachers are assholes because 'the table was broken anyway'.
Look, it's the kind of bullshit where everybody wants to put their sawblades under their armprits and play bumbo the chainsaw dragon. Two years too late.
i find it it hilarious how cloppers insult furrys and furrys insult cloppers.
YOURE THE SAME PEOPLE
YOURE THE SAME PEOPLE
No no, what I'm saying is. I won't call myself a furry. BECAUSE you call yourself a furry because you want that title or label. Like I SAID.
It's like being a brownie. You can choose to label yourself as a fan of the show... Or a brownie. Do you get what I'm trying to say?
It's like being a brownie. You can choose to label yourself as a fan of the show... Or a brownie. Do you get what I'm trying to say?
I only used them as an example.
Both share one thing:
They belive in god. And that's the base.
See the silmiarities?
(With the bad minority was just an example. I could just as well used Christians and the church of the pancake. Both belive something created us, and that's the base.)
Both share one thing:
They belive in god. And that's the base.
See the silmiarities?
(With the bad minority was just an example. I could just as well used Christians and the church of the pancake. Both belive something created us, and that's the base.)
Example:
Let's just assume you're religous, as in a christian.
Some guy comes up to you and says "Blablabla fucking faggot you anti-gay-right-activist blablabla you're an asshole blablabla just let us mastrubate in peace blabla"
It's a kind of indentification. Like a french person disliking getting asked where his baguette is. Like a Russian person getting asked where his vodka is and getting angry.
Let's just assume you're religous, as in a christian.
Some guy comes up to you and says "Blablabla fucking faggot you anti-gay-right-activist blablabla you're an asshole blablabla just let us mastrubate in peace blabla"
It's a kind of indentification. Like a french person disliking getting asked where his baguette is. Like a Russian person getting asked where his vodka is and getting angry.
Not true dude, they're totally different. One of them fap fictional animals that are children characters in sexual positions which totally isn't something that a beastophile with gender issues would do in their spare time, i'm sure they have great social lives and lots of real life friends to bond and share their interests in these characters with, while the other... Wait, i forgot what i was talking about.