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User avatar #335958 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Even though it's been happening constantly for like the last 12 years, I still find folding a woman's laundry to be somehow uncomfortable and off-putting.
User avatar #335973 to #335958 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
yeah... skid marks on a womans underwear is probably enough to make anyone feel uncomfortable and put off

some things arent meant to be seen
User avatar #335974 to #335973 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Get a better washing machine.
User avatar #335978 to #335974 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
or wipe your ass properly after taking a poop
User avatar #335979 to #335978 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Touche, master balls, touche.
User avatar #335982 to #335979 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
theres no s in my name, cunt
User avatar #335983 to #335982 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Artistic licence.
User avatar #335985 to #335983 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
Autistic licence.
User avatar #335987 to #335985 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Now I don't like you.
User avatar #335990 to #335987 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
jk, luv u bby
User avatar #335997 to #335990 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't want the love of a person who uses words all willy nilly
User avatar #335959 to #335958 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
What about wearing it?
#335960 to #335959 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't have the hips for it.
I don't have the hips for it.
User avatar #335972 to #335960 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

we all know your hips dont lie
User avatar #335977 to #335972 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
That song was playing when I first took heroin. Oh, good times.
User avatar #335994 to #335977 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
dont take the heroes
User avatar #335995 to #335994 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I've been clean for the last 8 years, Shibe, don't be a bitch.
User avatar #335999 to #335995 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
my favorite song by the velvet underground is heroin
User avatar #336001 to #335999 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't remember that one.
User avatar #336003 to #336001 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
is this some sort of joke i'm not getting or what
User avatar #336004 to #336003 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
No; I don't remember that song, Shib.
User avatar #336006 to #336004 - shibe (11/10/2014) [-]
The Velvet Underground - Heroin come on man
User avatar #336007 to #336006 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Ah, yes, Proto Paradise City. That one's gud.
User avatar #335980 to #335977 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
i usually play it when injecting mariguanas
#335984 to #335980 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Mar iguana, you say?
#335952 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
The amount of good shows that get cancelled.   
I've just watched all the currently aired episodes of 'A to Z' online.   
Then on the final episode aired, loads of comments were saying "Can't believe this show is cancelled"   
I was hoping it was a joke, but just checked Wikipedia and it's been cancelled.   
I swear to fucking Christ, WHY?!    
It was cute, it was funny, a lot of people seemed to like it, and it had "favorable reviews"   
Why would they cancel it after only SIX EPISODES have been aired?
The amount of good shows that get cancelled.
I've just watched all the currently aired episodes of 'A to Z' online.
Then on the final episode aired, loads of comments were saying "Can't believe this show is cancelled"
I was hoping it was a joke, but just checked Wikipedia and it's been cancelled.
I swear to fucking Christ, WHY?!
It was cute, it was funny, a lot of people seemed to like it, and it had "favorable reviews"
Why would they cancel it after only SIX EPISODES have been aired?
User avatar #335955 to #335952 - cycloneclone (11/10/2014) [-]
>watching tv in 2014
User avatar #335954 to #335952 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
tfw the 4400 got cancelled
User avatar #335946 - fistfireace (11/10/2014) [-]
Man, fuck the comment section on this site now. The majority of comments are now stupid shit posting cunts with theme accounts. Then stupid people keeps on replying to them for the fucking free green thumbs. Hell, it even got to the point where if you posted a different opinion people would say your comment is bait. Really? Fucking faggots.
#335940 - hauntzor (11/10/2014) [-]
ITT: disgusting shit you did as a kid that you're ashamed to think about now

I would only wipe after taking a shit if my asshole felt particularly greasy afterwards, resulting in me having a crusty starfish prettymuch all the time.
#336005 to #335940 - fargfive ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to not change socks very often. That's the worst thing I remember doing.
You people are disgusting
User avatar #335970 to #335940 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
When I was younger, I was terrified of getting out of bed at night - so if I needed to pee I would just stand up, pull down my pants, and piss on the bed, then lay in my piss
For ages it confused my mam as to how I was "peeing myself" in my sleep but not having any on my pants.
#335949 to #335940 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
One, I went on a trash cleaning trip along a lake that the entire school was in it was that or write an essay about why to keep the environment clean and we were all supposed meet at a spot where the buses would come pick us up and take us to another place for lunch. Well, as I was riding on the bus, I had mucus built up in my nose. I had nowhere to sneeze, so I sucked it back down and it went into my mouth, and it built up along with saliva because I couldn't spit it out the window because we were moving and I didn't want it to land behind me on the bus back seats were full .

For 10-15 minutes, I held in a massive loogie in my mouth until we stopped at the place so I could spit it out.
User avatar #335942 to #335940 - awesomerninjathing (11/10/2014) [-]
I used to take a dump behind curtains (like door curtains covering the balcony door)

I also did that at other peoples houses
#335934 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Payday 2 is programmed fine. I don't know what the hell you're on about."
User avatar #335948 to #335934 - themanwithnoplan (11/10/2014) [-]
You see ivan, when you hold sledgehammer like rifle, the enemy cower because fear of hammer becoming boolett
User avatar #335951 to #335948 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Battle will avail you not, my foolish friend! My uru hammer shall absorb the flames and hurl them back at you, like THIS!"

What I put in the desc. of the picture on Steam.
User avatar #335939 to #335934 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
Wow 1 visual glitch, into the trash it goes
#335947 to #335939 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I've encountered more than this (body parts on corpse stretching nope.avi style, AI not doing anything until they get killed, enemies appearing out of nowhere, sound glitching, etc.) but this one really stood out, so I decided to capture it.

And I never said I DIDN'T like Payday 2, did I?
User avatar #335953 to #335947 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
Yea, visual glitches and buggy AI happen in almost every game.
#335920 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
The term "rape culture." What even is that?   
   
A civilization/society that has built its traditions and artifacts around the subject of rape?   
   
A type of bacteria containing nutrients that are currently raping it?   
   
Forcing Boy George to have sex with you when he clearly doesn't want it?
The term "rape culture." What even is that?

A civilization/society that has built its traditions and artifacts around the subject of rape?

A type of bacteria containing nutrients that are currently raping it?

Forcing Boy George to have sex with you when he clearly doesn't want it?
User avatar #335962 to #335920 - Shiny ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
It started off as a sociological phenomenon in which cultures that were otherwise intolerant of transgressions were weirdly apathetic toward sexual violence, i.e. good ol' boy towns with jock schools that turned a blind eye to the rapey misconduct of star players. This was promptly hijacked by the left half of the oh so wonderful world of scientific bigotry, similar to how Darwinian evolution--a scientific theory with absolutely zero political connotations--was turned into Social Darwinism, a flimsy justification for sociopathic, might-makes-right behavior.
User avatar #335993 to #335962 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
And who says the internet isn't educational?
User avatar #335924 to #335920 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Grape culture is pretty cool tho
User avatar #335921 to #335920 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm usually on the side of most conservative feminist ideas, but yes, rape culture is a stupid concept and it makes no bloody sense.
User avatar #335923 to #335921 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I sincerely hope that doesn't mean you agree with the feminists you see daily on FP.
User avatar #335927 to #335923 - thesoulless (11/10/2014) [-]
>most conservative
>daily on front page

Unless you're talking about Dr. Cristina Sommers, nigga what?
User avatar #335932 to #335927 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
In the pictures, not the comments.
User avatar #335931 to #335927 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know the difference between all these different kinds of feminism.

Nigga, I don't keep up with the feminist "movement."
User avatar #335937 to #335931 - thesoulless (11/10/2014) [-]
It's not so much different kinds of feminism as it is a sort of micro-spectrum.

All feminists (for sake of my point) would be left leaning. However, you would have logical feminists Logical feminists, Dr. Christina Sommers, The Valiant Five, etc. who would be more right leaning than other feminists like say, Anitta Sarkesian, or which ever other crazy person you wanted to use for your example.
User avatar #335929 to #335927 - thesoulless (11/10/2014) [-]
*Christina
User avatar #335930 to #335929 - thesoulless (11/10/2014) [-]
I didn't need the "most", either.
User avatar #335926 to #335923 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
What's FP?
User avatar #335933 to #335928 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't think I ever see "feminists on front page".
User avatar #335936 to #335933 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
The pictures, not the comments.
User avatar #335950 to #335941 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
GG, fake PTSD, etc.?
User avatar #335956 to #335950 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Gamergate is retards shouting at each other, I don't know what you're on about, I don't know what you're on about part two: and then they didn't know.
User avatar #335986 to #335956 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
Do you go on the Front Page?
User avatar #335989 to #335986 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
No, I am discussing the contents of a place I never visit because I am a cretin.
User avatar #335992 to #335989 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
They had a quite a bit of content on that women who claimed the internet gave her PTSD because of it being "anti-feminist."
User avatar #335914 - cycloneclone (11/10/2014) [-]
people who use those gatorade water bottles for sports as an everyday water bottle
the sound of them squirting it into their mouths is so fucking disgusting
#335910 - furiousmarshmellow (11/10/2014) [-]
"Kill a jumping Cloaker with the grenade launcher."

Worst achievement in the history of mankind 2014
User avatar #335909 - ninjatacos (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate it when i have literally nothing to do and i'm forced to just fall asleep
User avatar #335904 - ferrettamer (11/10/2014) [-]
I have to get up at 7 tomorrow, but because I've stayed up until 5 and got up at 1 the past two days I don't know if I will be able to fall asleep at a reasonable time. I have some Tylenol that has like a sleepiness added but I don't have any pain so it would be like me doing heroin to fall asleep. Oh well This ends my renpost
User avatar #335902 - foreveranonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
I hate that my dad talks shit about dead people. Like, what the fuck. A while ago he randomly came into my room while I was with the bae and then talked shit about my grandfather for 40 minutes. It was completely random, and then he left and never brought it up again. He also talks shit about my mom/his dead wife more often than anyone should. I still hate my dad
#335903 to #335902 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
We should start a club.
#335892 - lionsoil (11/10/2014) [-]
There are people at my college class who legitimately think discriminating against white people isn't racist at all. Somebody even said they deserve for what their ancestors did.
I swear these guys are fucking morons.
User avatar #335925 to #335892 - thesoulless (11/10/2014) [-]
You don't need to be all that smart to get into university, you just need to scrounge up some decent grades in grade 12. Case in point: me.
User avatar #335917 to #335892 - bladeboy (11/10/2014) [-]
That's what we deserve for being masterrace.
#335969 to #335917 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
>white
>2014
>masterrace
User avatar #336027 to #335969 - bladeboy (11/10/2014) [-]
Yep. Your meme arrows are true.
User avatar #336124 to #336027 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
the sarcasm in my meme arrows are also true
User avatar #336211 to #336124 - bladeboy (11/10/2014) [-]
That's a pretty shitty way to use sarcasm considering it's true.
#335897 to #335892 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, screw white people.
Yeah, screw white people.
#335896 to #335892 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
If we were punished for whatever our ancestors did, we'd all be screwed.   
I'm sure somewhere in my family history there's probably a couple of murderers and rapists.   
 It's me. I'm the somewhere in the family history you'll find that.
If we were punished for whatever our ancestors did, we'd all be screwed.
I'm sure somewhere in my family history there's probably a couple of murderers and rapists.
It's me. I'm the somewhere in the family history you'll find that.
#335907 to #335896 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
On my fathers side, a couple hundred years ago, there was a guy that married his first cousin. Shit hit the fan, family argued, left a fucking castle, castle fell into disrepair. Sucks.
I have less certainty of this, but on my mothers side, I had been told at some point, there was an Australian Bush Ranger called Mad Dog Morgan. Killed people and shit, as you can guess.

Good to know, even 100-300 years ago, my family was still a god damn catastrofuck.
User avatar #335919 to #335907 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
How'd you people know all this stuff? All I know about my family is that we're vaguely related to the whisky guys from like the 19th century and that's somehow how my dad had enough money to live despite my grandfather leaving him.
User avatar #335935 to #335919 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know anything past my great-grandad who was from Ireland.
I tried doing that ancestry website thing but it was confusing as fuck with loads of contradictory records (some which will most likely be that it was merely the same names but different people - but still, I just couldn't be arsed going through it all)
User avatar #335922 to #335919 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
My mothers family name is a more common thing, so I go off what I am told by them. The bushranger guy might not even be a thing.
My fathers, and thus my own name though, is more than an uncommon last name I am pretty sure. Along with that, the castle was repaired at some point and survives to this day, and as such, the history of it.
It's pretty neat.
User avatar #336292 to #335922 - freedomreturns (11/11/2014) [-]
And we internet detective-d that shit and traced your family name.
#335915 to #335907 - themanwithnoplan (11/10/2014) [-]
On my dad's side, a large part of my family was guillotine'd in the very early French Revolution   
   
On my mother's side, they were the Reno brothers in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_Gang
On my dad's side, a large part of my family was guillotine'd in the very early French Revolution

On my mother's side, they were the Reno brothers in en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_Gang
User avatar #335916 to #335915 - themanwithnoplan (11/10/2014) [-]
But then again, what Frenchie can't say the same for the first part?
#335911 to #335907 - tvfreakuk (11/10/2014) [-]
Mad Dog?

I wish I knew this sort of stuff about my family history
User avatar #335912 to #335911 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Morgan_ (bushranger)
This guy, yeah. Apparently. Not 100% on it.
I am however almost certain on the incest part.
#335900 to #335896 - lionsoil (11/10/2014) [-]
Some minority does a murder "OMG, not all of us are like that"

A white kid shoots up a school "Man white people are fucked up"
#335976 to #335900 - masterboll (11/10/2014) [-]
more like:

Some minority does a murder "minorities are fucked up"

A white kid shoots up a school "OMG, not all of us are like that"
User avatar #335893 to #335892 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Well its not like university actually weeds out the tards. They let me in.
#335873 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Whenever I spend time with family or friends, I enjoy it a lot, but once I'm alone I always feel like shit as if I'm coming down from a high. If I spend the whole day alone it doesn't happen and I feel fine. Hate that.
User avatar #335883 to #335873 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Well, it's probably a sign that you are an introvert for real and no the stupid internet interpretation of the term. If that's the case, then high stimuli and social situations drain you of, say, energy despite your actual enjoyment of them. And you need to spend a time to replenish yourself. Extroverts get it in the reverse.
#335886 to #335883 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
but muh homies
User avatar #335891 to #335886 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
As I said, being an introvert does not mean depriving oneself from or deriding social situations. It just means your brain is constructed in such a way so as to derive energy from calmer or more solitary activities. Which means you can go out and socialise like a normal person, but lack of time for yourself can lead to anxiety and stress in the long run.
User avatar #335876 to #335873 - thisismyhandle (11/10/2014) [-]
I get this too sometimes. I have no idea what the feeling even is.
#335850 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #335826 - finblob (11/10/2014) [-]
#335867 to #335826 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
i hated gearboy before it was popular
#335866 to #335826 - rebornpooper (11/10/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I made a thing.
User avatar #335918 to #335866 - bladeboy (11/10/2014) [-]
Bitch didn't skip leg day
#335875 to #335866 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
gosh, I can so easily tell that was traced, I can tell from the pixels.    
   
y r u so bad t arting?
gosh, I can so easily tell that was traced, I can tell from the pixels.

y r u so bad t arting?
User avatar #335869 to #335866 - freedomreturns (11/10/2014) [-]
That story sounds much better
User avatar #335870 to #335869 - nefarian (11/10/2014) [-]
Maybe because it's an actual story
User avatar #335871 to #335870 - freedomreturns (11/10/2014) [-]
True.
Instead of a bunch of moments intended to make you feel something strung together with some kind of setting draped over it.
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User avatar #335838 to #335826 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
The arms and face look strange.
#335868 to #335838 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
no nose
#335841 to #335838 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
it's because she has the same pose and expression in almost every single frame.
#335829 to #335826 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
people have always hated it but there are enough idiots who think it's good that thumb it up.
#335802 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Man+destroys+women+in+subway/movies/5349152/
the comments

People saying women need to be "put in their place" by hitting them and calling it "equality". She didn't even hit him and he just beat her ass. I also hate how they use this example to label all black people.
User avatar #335821 to #335802 - averagewhitekid (11/09/2014) [-]
He slaps her once, and then the guy with those girls tries to defend her. That's who he beats the ass of, not that girl.
A slap for a slap isn't that ridiculous. It was certainly harder, but what do you expect when you were the one that threw the first hit anyways.
#335819 to #335802 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
ah, here we see the wild nigger in it's native habitat
performing in their unorthodox mating ritual, the female acts in an aggressive manner challenging the male who quickly asserts his dominance proving himself to be a capable mate who can protect their offspring
nature truly is amazing
User avatar #335823 to #335819 - nefarian (11/09/2014) [-]
''in it's native habitat''

This pains me every time
User avatar #335824 to #335823 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
ren can't help it
retarded
#335828 to #335824 - princessren (11/10/2014) [-]
I only pretend to be cuz I know it's what silly boys want
User avatar #335830 to #335828 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
"pretend"
okay
yuh huh
sure
totally believe you
#335840 to #335830 - princessren (11/10/2014) [-]
I knew you would
I knew you would
User avatar #335825 to #335824 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
woah woah woah
why did you change your profile picture to best girl?
User avatar #335827 to #335825 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
First, no I did not change my profile picture to Rin.
Second, funnyjunk.com/gay/295307#295307
User avatar #335831 to #335827 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I figured you were a dirty Rin-fag.
Pls go
User avatar #335852 to #335831 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
See? You're third weeb of the board.
User avatar #335853 to #335852 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
farg, mega, and Ren are all above me.
#335856 to #335853 - princessren (11/10/2014) [-]
let the record show, Dumer has probably watched more anime then me
let the record show, Dumer has probably watched more anime then me
User avatar #335854 to #335853 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Fine, you're fourth. You're the Balrog of the four heavenly weebs.
User avatar #335855 to #335854 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Did you actually just reference Tolkien?
User avatar #335859 to #335855 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww god no. I referenced something better and something worse that I enjoy seven times more: Chinese culture and Street Fighter.
User avatar #335860 to #335859 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
You're originally from England, you don't like Tolkien, but you like Chinese culture?
That's cultural appropriation. Its your fault the world is in the shape it is.
Also Alexander is a bigger weeb than I am too.
User avatar #335887 to #335860 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I've watched like 3 animes in my life
User avatar #335888 to #335887 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Quit with the dick riding, bro.
User avatar #335889 to #335888 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Cowboy Bebop, Gurren Lagann, and Attack On Titan
User avatar #335890 to #335889 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Glad I asked for that.
User avatar #335894 to #335890 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I liked Gurren Lagann the best
User avatar #335895 to #335894 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
pls stop responding
User avatar #335898 to #335895 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Simon as an adult was my favourite character
User avatar #335899 to #335898 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
why are you doing this
User avatar #335861 to #335860 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I don't like Tolkien as much as I don't care for Tolkien. Like tacos, sure if you bring some I'll eat 'em and probably enjoy them, but if it were ever up to me I would never cross paths with it again.
User avatar #335862 to #335861 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
How dare you? He's a national treasure.
Also, can I be M. Bison?
User avatar #335863 to #335862 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
I dunno, I don't care for his prose, it's all so dry and clinical and detached. It's like being in class, and a bad class at that. I like his weird language stuff, though.

And no! That's Farg's spot.
User avatar #335864 to #335863 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Worst day ever.
User avatar #335865 to #335864 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
If burns is on top of you, then you can be Cammy.
User avatar #335874 to #335865 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
>implying I'd let that scrawny little bitch top
You make me laugh, piper.
User avatar #335879 to #335874 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Hey, I've left skinny girls 25 cm shorter on top, why can't you let alex on top?
User avatar #335880 to #335879 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Letting someone be on top =/= letting them top.
User avatar #335837 to #335835 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
No anime on hating
adunsaveme ban this person and give me a link to that hentai that used to be your profile picture while you're at it.
User avatar #336008 to #335837 - adunsaveme (11/10/2014) [-]
sorry this thread is too old i can't do either of those things here
#335839 to #335837 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
adunsaveme only listens to me
#335843 to #335839 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
Guess I don't shitpost enough.
User avatar #335844 to #335843 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
There is no such thing as shitposting enough
User avatar #335845 to #335844 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
What does that mean?
User avatar #335846 to #335845 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
It means you're a stupid fuck who should have been aborted so the world would be spared your existence
User avatar #335847 to #335846 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
That seems to be the general consensus
User avatar #335816 to #335802 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
I have no idea what happened 'cause the sound is so shit, but I was surprised that it exploded like that. They were speaking too fast, too loud, and to be honest the accent kinda got in the way for me. But everyone was kinda smiling and shit, even when they tried to slap the camera out of the hands of the bloke filming. However, she did hit him, she reached over and slapped him, even though you can't see precisely where it hit.
#335818 to #335816 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
still did it deserve that kind of ass beating? And then have that ass beating be labeled as equality? I think fj just gets a rager anytime a man hits a woman.
User avatar #335822 to #335818 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
Well I don't think she deserved anything. I think the wish for retribution is understandable but never actually justifiable on moral grounds, so eh. Admittedly, I think he stepped over a line but then they're both kind of shitheads at that point. But yeah, if people say that's equality then that's dumb.
User avatar #335820 to #335818 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
Are we watching the same video? She hit him and he hit her back, admittedly maybe a little too hard. Chaos ensued with multiple people attacking him. Its not like he started wailing on her from the get go. In a perfect world the fight wouldn't have happened, but come the fuck on dude. You're acting like she's a perfect princess or something and deserved to be treated with utmost respect. If you act like a shithead and hit someone you're going to be hit back.
I do agree the whole "putting her in her place" thing is retarded.
#335834 to #335820 - anonymous (11/10/2014) [-]
Nah she was annoying and her slap was bullshit. But I don't think what he gave her was justice and really disagree with the people cheering him on "cause she needs to be put in her place". She's not a dog and this isn't the 1800's
User avatar #335836 to #335834 - dumerveil (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't think what the guy did was right, but I think it was at least understandable.
But yeah, the idea of "putting women in their place" is retarded.
#335784 - lefiddlesticks (11/09/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Bitches in NSFW be like, "I'm not a slut! D:"
User avatar #335814 to #335784 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
You have a beautiful body, and in my personal opinion, perfect breasts. I can't tell the size, but they look like 34D, and have both the quality of being perky(or just not saggy like SUPER big boobs get) and that underboob that drives me crazy because it not only shows me they're big (enough for me to want to fondle in my dreams), but also means they have a great bounce. I've seen your ass as well, and personally, I would love to see you in some lingerie. And I know this may be a stretch, but I would like to see your face, or even part of it in some of the pictures. Seeing the red hair only makes me want to see the face of the beauty it belongs to, and how it all goes together. Even if you don't think much of yourself(which I couldn't imagine if you were brave enough to put pics online) know that there are people out there that think you are truly beautiful and sexy. There are people that dreams about making you moan with pleasure. There are people that want to cum with you so much more than cumming to you. People who admire you, and want to know the face of the person they see and love every time they come to NSFW. I enjoy watching porn every once and a while, but it is women like you who make me enjoy fapping. To see a REAL girl like I would meet in the real world, not some fake tits and air brushed body with a half pound of make up. Someone I could possibly meet by chance. Not saying I would find you, but you are just another person, not a porn star. And a beautiful person with a great rack, and sexy red hair that inspires passion instinctively. You must have a pretty face, or at least damn cute, because I just couldn't imagine you looking any other way.
#335803 to #335784 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Who gives a shit about the chicks in NSFW? They're as disposable as toilet paper.
#335808 to #335803 - lefiddlesticks (11/09/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Shit, man, you need to go check out the white knights in there.
User avatar #335813 to #335808 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
No I don't.
#335788 to #335784 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
You got a problem with sluts?
#335795 to #335788 - lefiddlesticks (11/09/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** No, I just don't like when they pretend it's not slutty.
#335797 to #335795 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
Good. Cause sluts make the world go round.
Good. Cause sluts make the world go round.
User avatar #335877 to #335797 - rokkarokkaali (11/10/2014) [-]
Nice girls are nice but no good for nut sucking, you need a serene night to greenlight a butt-fucking. But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut-fucking. Boo to the nice girls, praise be to slut fucking.
User avatar #335878 to #335877 - rokkarokkaali (11/10/2014) [-]
Wow I still manage to butcher the words after copying them from a website
User avatar #335881 to #335878 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Probably because you're a virgin.
User avatar #335882 to #335881 - rokkarokkaali (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm made fun of and told i'm going to be a 40 year old virgin cause I haven't put it in yet
User avatar #335884 to #335882 - thebestpieever (11/10/2014) [-]
Nigger, you're 14, it's perfectly natural. Start worrying when you're 21.
User avatar #335885 to #335884 - rokkarokkaali (11/10/2014) [-]
I'm not worrying I'm just being made fun of and that's worrying
#335801 to #335797 - princessren (11/09/2014) [-]
we have been over this
we have been over this
User avatar #335804 to #335801 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
Have we? I don't remember.
#335774 - aoeui (11/09/2014) [-]
most white people are such subhumans it makes me sick
User avatar #335800 to #335774 - nimba (11/09/2014) [-]
"all levels except physical"
so on no level
User avatar #335777 to #335774 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
Must be something in the water.
User avatar #335805 to #335777 - lobselvith (11/09/2014) [-]
Must be something in the genetics.
User avatar #335809 to #335805 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #335785 to #335777 - aoeui (11/09/2014) [-]
just got back from walmart, there were so many peasants there it was disgusting
User avatar #335792 to #335785 - dumerveil (11/09/2014) [-]
That's why you shop at the superior Sam's Club
#335763 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
I hate that the guy who has a crush on me is the most cynical and boring person I've ever met. He's just so bland, he barely has any interests and he also has zero confidence. He's just boring.
User avatar #335806 to #335763 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
You fuck the shit out of him and make him interesting, then.
#335810 to #335806 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
we're both virgins and I'm not wasting my first time on him and I don't want him wasting his on me.
#335817 to #335810 - thebestpieever (11/09/2014) [-]
If that's what you think then fair enough.
#335781 to #335763 - lefiddlesticks (11/09/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** No one has a crush on you. Get off your high horse.
#335807 to #335781 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
Not on one. He's confessed to having a crush on me. I considered dating him but after getting to know him I just think he's too cynical and bland.
#335811 to #335807 - lefiddlesticks (11/09/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** Too bad that le never happened.
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