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User avatar #298057 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't care how good your arguments are, or how right you are. If you need to delete your opponent's comments, you lose by default.
User avatar #298060 to #298057 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
So if I get a redthumbwhore on my comment, thumb them up and say "lol no" then delete their comment, do I still lose?
User avatar #298061 to #298060 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
Depends. Were you in a serious/political argument?
If yes: you still lose
If no: you have every right to block the fucker.
User avatar #298062 to #298061 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
Is it really an argument if my only reply is "lol no"?
User avatar #298063 to #298062 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
No. However, if it's not a known troll and you posted political content, people may get suspicious.
#298044 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
It's nearly 4am and I'm frustrated
I hate how it's unacceptable to take a shower at 3:50 in the morning. I just wanna get clean, man
I hate how my cat bit my thumb, because it really hurts and I think it's infected
I hate how I slept the day away due to my 12 hour bus ride from New Jersey to New York. It's impossible to sleep on a bus, I got in at 6am, and finished unpacking around 9am. My bf did not help me or unpack his stuff. Instead, he played Farming Sim and watched me do everything myself.
I hate how my dad said in June he'd buy me boxes so I can pack my stuff. He didn't buy boxes until yesterday- 3 hours before I had to catch my bus. Then he told me he had no intention of buying boxes for me. What the fuck was I supposed to put my shit in? It was his fucking idea, and he didn't even plan on following through with it.
I hate how he said he'd help me clean my room out, and my sisters would help. For the 5 days I was in NJ no one ever helped me or even asked to help. When I said I need help, they just said OK. My bf just sat in my bed on his iPod and watched me stress out for days with his shit all over the floor instead of actually doing something. When my dad asked if I was alright, I told him I wasn't, and he said OK and left.
User avatar #298077 to #298044 - aoeui (07/28/2014) [-]
tell him he's the worst dad ever
User avatar #298045 to #298044 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
Isn't your boyfriend a somewhat regular on this board?
User avatar #298046 to #298045 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #298049 to #298046 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
ps i luv u
User avatar #298050 to #298049 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
das gay
User avatar #298051 to #298050 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
omg men have feelings too! this is why I fucking hate all women u expect to be treated beautiful in all sizes and shapes and attractiveness but a MAN HAS TO BE MANYL and never show emotion. god fuck feminists and fuck literally all women, this is why i spend most of my day tucked away in my local gamestop or browsing target for new fedoras and fingerless gloves
User avatar #298054 to #298051 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female FJer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #298048 to #298046 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
All I remember is him getting mad at me because I made a joke about banging you.
User avatar #298055 to #298048 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
stay away from my gf like i said, faggot
User avatar #298251 to #298055 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
shes mine u bitch
User avatar #298030 - tazpy (07/28/2014) [-]
"Where are your glasses?"
The lens broke, so I couldn't wear them.
"Can you see without them??"
Yeah.
"Are you sure??"
Yes.
"Are you certain you're okay without them??"
Uh... Yeah.

Why do people seem to think if you need glasses and you don't have them on at that moment that you're blind?
User avatar #298066 to #298030 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
I went sailing without glasses and I nearly crashed.
Don't do drugs, drink your milk, and wear your glasses.
User avatar #298035 to #298030 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Stealing glasses from people who can't see without them is the perfect crime
#298037 to #298035 - tazpy (07/28/2014) [-]
Omg so meen.
User avatar #298036 to #298035 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
Stealing glasses from cyclops would be more fun, though.
User avatar #298031 to #298030 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
I dunno, Scooby Doo?
Glasses are for nerds who read, anyway.
User avatar #298032 to #298031 - tazpy (07/28/2014) [-]
Or for nerds that have played too many video games their whole life, as in my case.
User avatar #298047 to #298032 - bladeboy (07/28/2014) [-]
All those hours of runescape really fucked me over.
User avatar #298033 to #298032 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
Filthy nerds. All of 'em.
User avatar #298040 to #298039 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm joking bby. I can't ready without my glasses. Well, I can, but my eyes get really tired. Fuck them at all other times, though.
User avatar #298022 - cognosceteipsum (07/28/2014) [-]
I hate it when I eat too much and then when I try defecate, it's fucking... Hard as fuck.
#298116 to #298022 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Top it off with some spicy burritos and it'll come out like rain
User avatar #298186 to #298116 - cognosceteipsum (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks anon
#298028 to #298022 - saltyfries ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
how about having acidic fecal matter (aka skitters) for the last week, I can't get a break, it just comes out loose
User avatar #298038 to #298028 - cognosceteipsum (07/28/2014) [-]
I'd rather be in the middle of the spectrum myself.
#298024 to #298022 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
like my dick
User avatar #298025 to #298024 - cognosceteipsum (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh anon kun~
#298012 - fishinyourface (07/28/2014) [-]
people who either use a picture of an animal as a baby, or use something cute an animal is doing to prove how much it's not aggressive.  Are you fucking kidding me? 99% of the time a baby animal is going to be cute. And generalizing something because of a few animals doing something cute, will not make every single animal of that species the most gentle thing on earth. Fuck off.
people who either use a picture of an animal as a baby, or use something cute an animal is doing to prove how much it's not aggressive. Are you fucking kidding me? 99% of the time a baby animal is going to be cute. And generalizing something because of a few animals doing something cute, will not make every single animal of that species the most gentle thing on earth. Fuck off.
User avatar #298090 to #298012 - indeedaleedoo (07/28/2014) [-]
I could easily post a picture of my nana's dog being cute. That doesn't mean he's not a vicious little rat who yaps and charges at your ankles. Aggressive dogs aren't aggressive 100% of the time.
User avatar #298067 to #298012 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
"My friend got hit by a car"
No way, how is that possible? Look at this picture of a car, it's not hitting anyone."
User avatar #298010 - jadewest (07/28/2014) [-]
I hate how I couldn't think of a related text for my senior english exam and so i wrote about shrek 2
#298013 to #298010 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
Whenever I have to say something about literature at large and I need an example I go to my favourite book.
User avatar #298027 to #298013 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
gay
User avatar #298029 to #298027 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh, super gay. Part of what makes it a fun read is that you just know Wilde got buggered at least twice for every line in that book.
User avatar #298023 to #298013 - cognosceteipsum (07/28/2014) [-]
Oscar Wilde is fucking great. I haven't read any of his, but Stephen Frys story about him was quite generous. So, I guess I ought to try that.
User avatar #298026 to #298023 - thebestpieever (07/28/2014) [-]
"X person is great, I don't know any of his work, but he is" As if your usual statements weren't already hollow enough.
User avatar #298011 to #298010 - shibe (07/28/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #297994 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
͡°)
#298042 to #297994 - plumpbooty (07/28/2014) [-]
le ebin maymays my friend :^)

topkek'd :^)
User avatar #298004 to #297994 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
nice meme
User avatar #297995 to #297994 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #297996 to #297995 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #297997 to #297996 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #297998 to #297997 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
( ͡° ʖ ͡°)/ hei
User avatar #298021 to #297998 - saltyfries ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
dude, don't give Wisconsin a bad name now
User avatar #297992 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
I hate finblob's eyebrows
User avatar #298068 to #297992 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
i hate ur mum
User avatar #297999 to #297992 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
I hate hargleblarg
#298064 to #297999 - hargleblarg (07/28/2014) [-]
...Thank you?
...Thank you?
#297991 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
My eyebrows are so amazing and I love them but my hair covers them up.
Pic related, my eyebrow
User avatar #298078 to #297991 - aoeui (07/28/2014) [-]
your eyebrows are shit tier sorry they need to be thicker and more arched
User avatar #298079 to #298078 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
shut up vowel man
#298006 to #297991 - misticalz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
My eyebrow game is stronger than urs
User avatar #298069 to #298006 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
can't handle the brows
User avatar #298014 to #298006 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
what the fuck?
I missed it
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#298015 to #298014 - misticalz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #298016 to #298015 - misticalz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
square swag
User avatar #298017 to #298016 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
more like slight angle swag :^)
User avatar #298019 to #298017 - misticalz ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
K
my brows still swagger than his :^ )
User avatar #298007 to #298006 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
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#298009 to #298007 - misticalz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #298002 to #297991 - squalllionhart (07/28/2014) [-]
get a haircut you dirty hippie
User avatar #298070 to #298002 - finblob (07/28/2014) [-]
tfw no hair in the picture
User avatar #297985 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
Apparently anon thumbs matter again.
User avatar #298005 to #297985 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
I just tried to thumb you down as anon, and as soon as I logged back in you went back to -1
User avatar #298000 to #297985 - gorilladinn (07/28/2014) [-]
who the fuck are you
#297983 to #297981 - lobselvith (07/28/2014) [-]
I TRIED SO HARD, AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
User avatar #297982 to #297981 - nefarian ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
It isn't even worth bothering to read something without punctation.
User avatar #297980 - akl ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
www.cnn.com/2014/07/27/world/africa/ebola-american-doctor-infected/index.html
"SECOND AMERICAN INFECTED WITH EBOLA VIRUS!!!!!!!!!!
in liberia"
Fucking shit cnn is it really necessary to take that extra step from sensationalized bullshit into downright misleading headlines?
#298074 to #297980 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
Any American who'd willingly go to that god forbidden country is a liberalized idiot
User avatar #297990 to #297980 - shibe (07/28/2014) [-]
ya i saw that on reddit too and I was fucking scared as fuck thinking it was in the states


fuck cnn
User avatar #297988 to #297980 - inspiteofsprite ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
CNN's been feeding bullshit down the people's throats for a long time, along with Fox "News"
User avatar #297965 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
I hate the term "fighting for their life in hospital", they're just fucking laying there, they aren't doing a fucking thing. Fighting implies actually doing something conscious.

Also, I hate the word conscious, I fuck it up perpetually.
User avatar #298001 to #297965 - puggerugger (07/28/2014) [-]
You can aid your own recovery by keeping a positive mindset for most diseases and injuries
User avatar #297972 to #297965 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
It's fighting for your life in the same way that being beaten to death by five people while you're tied up is fighting for your life.
User avatar #297971 to #297965 - akl ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Well shit let's just ignore the immune system fighting the pathogens in the body to actually get rid of the disease

I mean, it doesn't mean that they're courageous, strong, brave, etc. But, I wouldn't go so far as to say that there's no "fighting" going on. Also, why the fuck does nobody on this board understand colloquialisms? It's a giant circlejerk of how this one phrase only kinda is correct, or there's some inane little fallacy that only a pedant with nothing better to do would find.
User avatar #297974 to #297971 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, I get that, but that's happening perpetually anyway. It's just the term implies that they're being courageous and shit, when you're fucked up in hospital you don't give a fuck about anything, you sure as hell aren't fighting and just want to sleep. It's the same kind of thing as people narrating what their pets are doing, it's just fake.
User avatar #297978 to #297974 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
>when you're fucked up in hospital you don't give a fuck about anything

I'm starting to think you have never spent a long period of time in the hospital.
User avatar #297979 to #297978 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
K, so what do you care about when your thought is barely coherent, you're fading in and out of consciousness and where sleep is a sweet release from the pain and discomfort?
User avatar #297986 to #297979 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
-hoping to not piss myself in my sleep
-going home
-seeing my family again
-really wishing I could get the IV out of me
-trying to catch pokemon (had a gbc with pokemon gold when I was in the hospital)
-thinking about how much sleeping sucks after the time i ripped the IV out in my sleep
-many other things that are too personal to say
User avatar #297987 to #297986 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
I couldn't even formulate those thoughts, good on ya' then.
User avatar #297989 to #297987 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
It would have been a lot better if I didn't have the capacity to think or turn things into memories at the time
#297968 to #297965 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
its called a metaphor
User avatar #297969 to #297968 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
This is known. But it's a shit one.
User avatar #297973 to #297969 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
i dunno man

having a fist fight with Death itself seems pretty epic

its certainly a lot more interesting than "we just injected him with some medicine and cleared out his clogged arteries, the risk was minimal"
User avatar #297975 to #297973 - wallbuilder (07/28/2014) [-]
Dunno' what they injected you with but fistfight with Death sounds cool. Though, punching bones would hurt.
#297957 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
>be me
>playing on AirMech on Steam
>build half an army of tanks
>random noob decides to investigate
>he selects all my tanks and makes them attack
>i stop them
>he sets them off again
>i stop them
>repeat about 4-6 times
>assume he knows what hes doing
>allow him to proceed with my army
>MFW i watch him take my 5 mins of army building and convert it to nothing
User avatar #297963 to #297957 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
>Playing Airmech
>2v2 on Duel
>Warthog
>Ally is a Neo
>Enemy sets up a wall of HAATs
>Neo keeps trying to fly over it.
>Dies every single time
>No use to the team.
>Have to micro units as Warthog

pls no
#297960 to #297957 - clavatninenine (07/28/2014) [-]
why can people control your shit?
User avatar #297962 to #297960 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
team members share resources and unit control.
You're supposed to communicate, but masterbolt is a scrub playing with scrubs.
#297966 to #297962 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
u sei my nem rong and col me scrub

y u do dis 2 mi?
User avatar #297970 to #297966 - leonhardt (07/28/2014) [-]
lrn 2 play nub
User avatar #297977 to #297970 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the AirMech Championship, and I’ve been involved in numerous co-op battles, and I have over 300 confirmed achievements. I am trained in Angel warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire AirMech europe servers. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Duel and win you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my shittest loadout. Not only am I extensively trained in Sniping, but I have access to the entire AirMech database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #297961 to #297960 - masterboll ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
all team members can control everything within that team (except for other players)

it allows you to override a team mates unknowing miscalculations if you already executed a tactical attack which may by in conflict with another team member's attack

you can combine armies, move them around to better positions, etc
User avatar #297954 - keeperman (07/28/2014) [-]
Playing on a online server and the staff is a group of 10 year old little shits who isn't near growing balls because they know the owner
#297949 - thechosentroll (07/28/2014) [-]
Due to the way our apartment's built, there's only windows on two opposite sides - my room and the balcony. For some reason the air only flows from the balcony to my room, so we follow the exact same procedure every time I try to open a window, because it's 40 degrees. I open the window, it starts slightly blowing from the other side, all the stale air and kitchen stink from the rest of the apartment ends up in my room, at which point someone tells me to close the window, because they're cold, because of the draft, so now my room's just as hot as it was before, but the air's hardly breathable and the rest of the apartment's nice and cool just to piss me off.
#297952 to #297949 - anonymous (07/28/2014) [-]
You got a fan?
User avatar #297953 to #297952 - thechosentroll (07/28/2014) [-]
Yes, one which got fucked up and now actually generates a shitton of heat, so it becomes even worse.
#297951 to #297949 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
mfw I have air conditioning
mfw I have air conditioning
#297942 - nefarian ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Apparently the moth nests around here have gotten a whiff of steroids.   
   
Huge shit released dust out of its tail-looking thing when I killed it. Holy shit I almost hate them more than mosquitos.
Apparently the moth nests around here have gotten a whiff of steroids.

Huge shit released dust out of its tail-looking thing when I killed it. Holy shit I almost hate them more than mosquitos.
User avatar #297955 to #297942 - ragingbrony (07/28/2014) [-]
I had a moth in my office for a couple days. I didn't really care and let it fly around and chill.

One night it was just flying about and flew right into the side of the desk fan I have...instantly died...
I was actually kind of sad
User avatar #298003 to #297955 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
RIP in peace, Mr. Moth
He was too young
User avatar #297943 to #297942 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
Moths are slightly annoying but I'm not disgusted by them like I am by most other insects.
If one of them touches you, it just feels like a fluff ball hitting you.
And on the the occasion I see one inside, it just stays in the same general location on the wall and eventually leaves through an open door.
User avatar #297945 to #297943 - nefarian ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
At least spiders live their lives in a corner instead of wandering too much around. Moths and flying bugs in general can really piss me off.
User avatar #297924 - burningdash (07/27/2014) [-]
i hate ya all
User avatar #297944 to #297924 - conquistafag (07/28/2014) [-]
nice meme
User avatar #297932 to #297928 - burningdash (07/27/2014) [-]
i also hate emoji and ad­min + all his mo­ds
User avatar #297938 to #297936 - burningdash (07/27/2014) [-]
i also hate youtube links and most of the other things on this page
#297922 - furiousmarshmellow (07/27/2014) [-]
Holy fucking shit. I fucking hate Steam trading.
User avatar #297993 to #297922 - rokkarokkaali (07/28/2014) [-]
"Selling Ham Shanks for 1 rec
Buying Ham Shanks for 1 scrap"

As if being a cheap jew wasn't already so obvious.
#297964 to #297922 - epicscorpion (07/28/2014) [-]
People undercutting you by the smallest possible increment to put priority on theirs?

I've been there.

User avatar #297976 to #297964 - furiousmarshmellow (07/28/2014) [-]
FT Redline AWP for a FT X-Ray M4A4 for CS:GO.

Not one asshole would even take it. The prices were almost practically the same. One dumb fucking cunt said the M4 was twice the price. IT WAS ONLY 20 CENTS MORE.
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