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User avatar #46535 - afastsnail (04/23/2013) [-]
I am sick and tired of my fucking school district. Heres why.
They are having huge budget cuts. From what the money that is saved, they are spending them on mac books, big ass projectors, ipads, and ipods. We do have two computer labs that are half decent, but no, the school has to go out and buy 25 brand new mac books that aren't even needed. Most of the time when we do use the mac books, the internet is down or someone messes around with the settings on the computer. The students usually fuck around on the internet looking at cat pictures instead of doing their work. We really need new dictionaries, about 90% of the dictionaries are being held together by packaging tape. Im pretty sure that the school's security guard is a pedophile. Every other month they give away a FREE mother fucking laptop/ nook to some random student that doesn't even need it. The PTA goes off and throws at least four large parties a year that barley have 80 people attend. We don't need the the things they are buying! We need new books and school supplies!

I know that they are trying to make our school experience fun and exciting for us, I appreciate that and im grateful, but when they go and blow money away on unneeded things it really pisses everyone off. If they just took the time and listend to their students, the school wouldn't be in its current state. To make it worse, my school district is one of the best in the nation.
#46544 to #46535 - thatonesouthernkid (04/23/2013) [-]
my school district a couple years ago was basically what you just described but with even less money. we couldn't afford shit, the PTA went as far as to ask the parents of the students to buy the teachers the materials they needed to teach. ei: markers, pencils, papers, etc. i thought those smart board things were fucking amazing, a giant goddamn touchscreen whiteboard. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE TO ME. i move to pennsylvania to find that every class has a promethian board in it (didn't even know those fucking things existed) and they had more than two sports teams and had a field for each sport. everybody kept complaining about how shitty their school was. the school i'm going to right now is the best school i've ever been to in my whole fucking life and all my classmates still think it's shitty. in fact it's ranked the fifth best high school in the country. people who aren't happy with it piss me off to no end. i mean... just FUCK.
my school district a couple years ago was basically what you just described but with even less money. we couldn't afford shit, the PTA went as far as to ask the parents of the students to buy the teachers the materials they needed to teach. ei: markers, pencils, papers, etc. i thought those smart board things were fucking amazing, a giant goddamn touchscreen whiteboard. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE TO ME. i move to pennsylvania to find that every class has a promethian board in it (didn't even know those fucking things existed) and they had more than two sports teams and had a field for each sport. everybody kept complaining about how shitty their school was. the school i'm going to right now is the best school i've ever been to in my whole fucking life and all my classmates still think it's shitty. in fact it's ranked the fifth best high school in the country. people who aren't happy with it piss me off to no end. i mean... just FUCK.
#46536 to #46535 - misticalz (04/23/2013) [-]
" If they just took the time and listened to their students"

So have you guys made a petition?
Said anything to the DJ 4DM1N? Principal?

User avatar #46530 - tvfreakuk (04/23/2013) [-]
I honestly don't even get why my flatmates invited me out drinking tonight.
All night was just them:
> fucking off and talking to other people
> Splitting up into two groups with both groups saying "Go with the other group"
> Leaving me alone at the bar when I had just waited ten minutes for them to get their drinks
> Literally turn away from me when we're all on the dancefloor and I end up looking like some idiot dancing by myself
> Talk between themselves and not including me, even though I am trying to talk to them, making me look like "that loner in the corner" cliche because that's where I happened to be standing
Seriously, my friend talked more to the bitch that she hates than she did with me (the bitch I've complained about countless times on here).
I just ended up getting a taxi home alone because I just couldn't be arsed trying so fucking hard to simply have a good time.
#46568 to #46530 - EdwardNigma (04/23/2013) [-]
Will it make you feel better if I say "Don't worry, if I was your flat mate, I'd be your buddy."
User avatar #46533 to #46530 - bladeboy (04/23/2013) [-]
You should make her love you, then crush her heart.
User avatar #46486 - spyisspy (04/23/2013) [-]
"We have nothing to hate but hate itself."
#46519 to #46486 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
Don't forget /b/. We must hate /b/.
#46522 to #46519 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
Even /b/ hates /b/.
User avatar #46504 to #46486 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
And communists.
#46562 to #46504 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
And you :D
#46499 to #46486 - EdwardNigma (04/23/2013) [-]
What about cancer?
#46520 to #46499 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I like cancer, it never did anything bad to me.
User avatar #46489 to #46486 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
Call me stupid or unwise because I may not get it but.

That was pretty stupid.
#46506 to #46489 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
You can't recognize an altered FDR quote? I knew I didn't like you, youthh, but to think that you were also uncultured swine the whole time...
User avatar #46510 to #46506 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
I didn't know, I guess I'm not cultured.
#46468 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate that i'm turning 20 on Wednesday and i might be expected to act like an adult.
User avatar #46617 to #46468 - PrismaLowell (04/23/2013) [-]
I feel the same way, except that I'm turning 18 on Friday
#46466 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/46395#46395

Dreadful Hating....hear my cry...
Flood swiftykidd with red thumbs...untill he does die!
For his insolence...he must pay...
Ensure his account...never again sees the light of day!
User avatar #46573 to #46466 - swiftykidd (04/23/2013) [-]
as if im going to get banned when i just got 300 upthumbs
User avatar #46524 to #46466 - akkere (04/23/2013) [-]
Rhythmless anon, with bitter rage
Do not feel like a rat in a cage
Far too many thumbs of red would take
To place Swifty's account on the point of break

All you would take from him is name
For Accounts can be made all the same
Cast not a spell to bounce in futile prism
Instead nigga lern2rhythm
#46492 to #46488 - EdwardNigma (04/23/2013) [-]
I have it in gif form.
I have it in gif form.
#46547 to #46496 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
WOULD MR. HONG TONG GOBBLE NUTS PLEASE VACATE THE PREMISES
#46531 to #46496 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
HONGTONGGOBBLENUTS!!!
#46545 to #46531 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, O PITIFUL ANON. LET ME DEMONSTRATE
User avatar #46487 to #46466 - EdwardNigma (04/23/2013) [-]
Woe to the anon, with such a crime,
Just chill the fuck out, it is not his time
Remember who he is, he will not care
You will receive at most, a simple glare.

I really don't care what you do, I just wanted to rhyme and shit and pretend I was Leonardo Da Vinci or something.
User avatar #46475 to #46466 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
Holy shit it's actually working lol
User avatar #46469 to #46466 - keggut (04/23/2013) [-]
Why do you care?
User avatar #46483 to #46469 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1054556#1054556

I'm not the anon, I wish I was though, dat guy can rhyme.
But basically...look at this...just just look...

Look and keep in mind that while swifty goes to that thread and looks at that kind of porn...he's in NSFW trashing the girls who post pics of themselves for being ugly and calls furries freaks for liking anthro porn.
User avatar #46574 to #46483 - swiftykidd (04/23/2013) [-]
i came upon that thread. i didnt purposley go. i went and left
User avatar #46491 to #46483 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
Who says he has to look at all that porn? Just because I visit the Games board doesn't mean I like Dark Souls (most pop. game on there). He only responded to that to piss you off, it seems. And it worked.
User avatar #46494 to #46493 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
whatever you say, fag.
User avatar #46495 to #46494 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
lol umad
User avatar #46497 to #46495 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
not really. i know the word faggot rustles you a bit so I used it.
User avatar #46498 to #46497 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
no umad
User avatar #46500 to #46498 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
nah
User avatar #46502 to #46501 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
nah
#46505 to #46502 - masterfultrollitus (04/23/2013) [-]
Dude...give it up.
User avatar #46508 to #46505 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
See comments #465000 and #45602
User avatar #46503 to #46502 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
oh yeh
User avatar #46507 to #46503 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
you project so much you should own a movie theater.
User avatar #46513 to #46511 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
Truth is funny, ain't it?
#46509 to #46507 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
Actually i think he just trolled you...
User avatar #46527 to #46509 - misticalz (04/23/2013) [-]
Hi aark
User avatar #46512 to #46509 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
That isn't really trolling.
User avatar #46481 to #46469 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
He was being a hypocrite hating on the furries again.
#46457 - hauntzor (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate being a metalhead in Kansas.  All of my favorite bands tour exclusively on the east or west coasts- even internationally- but NEVER in the midwest.   
   
Mfw
I hate being a metalhead in Kansas. All of my favorite bands tour exclusively on the east or west coasts- even internationally- but NEVER in the midwest.

Mfw

User avatar #46461 to #46457 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
I hate being a fan of electronic music in the states.

SERIOUSLY, EVERY GOOD PRODUCER IS FROM EUROPE. The only two good ones I can think of that are from europe are Deadmau5 and Kaskade.
User avatar #46470 to #46461 - ferrettamer (04/23/2013) [-]
I like Excision and Zeds Dead. Both are from Canada. I know of a lot of Canadian Producers
User avatar #46474 to #46470 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh shit really?

Zeds Dead isn't special but Excision is.

rokkarokali (i don't know his fucking name). loves him.
#46517 to #46474 - rokkarokkaali (04/23/2013) [-]
YOU SPELT MY FUCKING NAME WRONG YOU SATANIC CUNT
User avatar #46518 to #46517 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
wow by an extra k and a extra a.


YOUR NAME IS HARD AS FUCK TO REMEMBER, I'M HAPPY I GOT THAT CLOSE.
User avatar #46521 to #46518 - rokkarokkaali (04/23/2013) [-]
Rokka twice
Ali once
pretty easy
User avatar #46548 to #46521 - teoberry (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you got it from Rucka, right? Go Cops is still the funniest song I've heard.
User avatar #46477 to #46474 - ferrettamer (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but I really like Zeds Dead. Might be cause he's from Toronto and I live like 20 minutes from the city, but I liked him before I knew they were from Canada.
But yeah, Excision is pretty chill.
User avatar #46478 to #46477 - ferrettamer (04/23/2013) [-]
Not really chill, but good.
User avatar #46464 to #46461 - hauntzor (04/23/2013) [-]
Troof.

The only two electronic composers I ever had a profound taste for are Aphex Twin and Squarepusher, but they're both UK-based too.
User avatar #46465 to #46464 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
What is the joy for aphex twin, everyone loves their 85 - 92 ambient selected works album. And I can't enjoy it. I have grown to like a bit of ambience, but I just don't like that a lot.
User avatar #46467 to #46465 - hauntzor (04/23/2013) [-]
Ambience isn't his main gig, though. His style is more drum n' bass, IDM and acid house.

I Care Because You Do is probably my favorite album of his. Anything from that one is a good listen for any starter.
User avatar #46472 to #46467 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
Is he drum and bass or breakbeat? They can be confused easily.

Ambience is IDM. And acid house is rly gud.
User avatar #46476 to #46472 - hauntzor (04/23/2013) [-]
It's all over the place, but frankly, I don't consider myself the go-to guy for electronica classification.

Ambience doesn't necessarily needs beats either, though, which is something that dance music normally has.
#46451 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
I say we do unto swiftykidd what we previously did unto clavatninenine.
User avatar #46453 to #46451 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
No, drama on this board is fucking stupid.
User avatar #46455 to #46453 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
But remember?

He doesn't care.

So he won't fuss about it.
User avatar #46456 to #46455 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
Good point. But I still don't agree we should do this.
#46458 to #46456 - masterfultrollitus (04/23/2013) [-]
and rid the board of one of the worst little fucks on FJ?
User avatar #46460 to #46458 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
He's annoying. I will agree.

But he's nowhere near one of the worse people on FJ.
#46462 to #46460 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
Regardless.

He must be punished.
User avatar #46463 to #46462 - redwins (04/23/2013) [-]
Ok, I can't stop ya. Do what you want, just don't get me involved.
User avatar #46441 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
Tara Strong's voice makes my ears want to commit suicide.
User avatar #46454 to #46441 - mandatorycreeper (04/23/2013) [-]
Her voice has become one of the most obnoxious sounds in the world to me, because I hear her voice in everything I watch. I wish I was exaggerating.
User avatar #46447 to #46441 - mayormilkman (04/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't agree with that, but I think the pony fandom has turned her into a maniac.
User avatar #46448 to #46447 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I didn't know who Tara Strong was before I watched my little pony fim.

Now I don't hear much about her voice acting. All I hear is that she has huge tits.
User avatar #46446 to #46441 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
What's so bad about it? Just wondering, because I don't find her voice bad at all.
User avatar #46449 to #46446 - ivoryhammer (04/23/2013) [-]
It's so high pitched and she over does it, the only voice I can stand from her is Raven from Teen Titans.
User avatar #46440 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I hate that bing commercial. It says "Did you know when you buy an app on the google app store. It sends your address to the person you bought it from?" Then lots of people come up to him on the street asking him if their app is working or not. Then it says "If you can't trust their app store. Maybe you can't trust them for anything. Use bing".

It's the most retarded commercial I have seen in a loooong time.
#46439 - bowties (04/22/2013) [-]
Okay, so I was reading my local newspaper where I stumbled upon one of those "Dear Abby" columns. This one was particularly odd. The letter was from a father stating how whenever his son and son's friends are over, they always shower together. I shit you not, this guy said his son and friends share a shower in his house (this is an average, one person shower). He also states how apparently afterwards, they 'airdry' and just chill in towels together. When the man asked if he should ask if his son is fucking his buds, the 'Abby' stated "Maybe he is just more comfortable with his body. Does he get that from his mother?" Now I don't care if you are gay, but if you honestly believe these guys aren't fucking each other in the shower, you are retarded. MFW reading her response.
#46485 to #46439 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
It's not gay, we all say "no homo" when we scrub each other's balls.
User avatar #46450 to #46439 - keggut (04/23/2013) [-]
I've showered with friends before, it's nice to have someone there to scrub your back.
User avatar #46443 to #46439 - ferrettamer (04/22/2013) [-]
Wait, it's not normal to shower with other guys? Pfft, whatever, I guess that just makes me weird
User avatar #46419 - aarkthedragon (04/22/2013) [-]
So swiftykidd...

you're sitting there hating on furries for our porn...

Yet you're in a thread full of REAL bestiality, morbid medical shots of eviscerated penises, necrotic vaginas, and giant festering welts on breasts.

Who's sick in the head again?
User avatar #46570 to #46419 - swiftykidd (04/23/2013) [-]
>go onto random
>see beastiality
>link you
>be on my merry way

yes. i must be sitting there. enjoying it.
i didnt post it
#46539 to #46419 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
>Intentionally trying to cause drama and shit

Seriously, it's like you're trying to by the biggest faggot you can possibly be.
User avatar #46442 to #46419 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
He also likes to go to the NSFW section to trashtalk the girls, guy needs a life
#46428 to #46419 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
Most likely has all types of shit like that on his profile, it's why he has it disabled
#46420 to #46419 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
Links or it didn't happen.
User avatar #46421 to #46420 - aarkthedragon (04/22/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/random/1054556#1054556

I told you what's in there already.

Anything that happens after this is up to you.
User avatar #46529 to #46421 - multimedia (04/23/2013) [-]
AND NOW LET THE DESTRUCTION OF SWIFTY BEGIN!
User avatar #46523 to #46421 - shadowallyx (04/23/2013) [-]
why did i click the link....
#46482 to #46421 - SemiAnon (04/23/2013) [-]
I knew it was a bad idea.
I knew it was going to be bad and I went anyways.


The hersheys kiss on the dick coming out the foreskin was funny though.
User avatar #46484 to #46482 - aarkthedragon (04/23/2013) [-]
I warned ya.
#46438 to #46421 - blastizard (04/22/2013) [-]
This is the best kind of internet drama
This is the best kind of internet drama
#46444 to #46438 - derpityhurr (04/22/2013) [-]
Take it and go
Take it and go
User avatar #46445 to #46444 - blastizard (04/22/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #46432 to #46421 - akkere (04/22/2013) [-]
...
Why?
User avatar #46430 to #46421 - derpityhurr (04/22/2013) [-]
oh god wat

And for the guy that favourited it, NSFW is removed after some hours
#46434 to #46430 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
Hear that swiftykidd? It's pointless to favorite it
#46426 to #46421 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
swiftykidd what is this shit
#46427 to #46426 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
it's his list of fetishes.
#46425 to #46421 - N. Korean citizen (04/22/2013) [-]
I regret everything.

What the fuck is wrong with you, swiftykidd...?
User avatar #46422 to #46421 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
The fuck.
User avatar #46423 to #46422 - aarkthedragon (04/22/2013) [-]
We now know why Swifty is such a douche to everybody.

He's ashamed of his fetishes.
User avatar #46429 to #46423 - ferrettamer (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm ashamed of my fetishes, but I think I'm a nice guy. Sort of.
faggot
User avatar #46431 to #46429 - aarkthedragon (04/22/2013) [-]
We're not talking about you.
We're talking about a hypocritical little shit smear named swifty.
#46540 to #46431 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
As opposed to the hypocritical shit smear named aarkthedragon
User avatar #46433 to #46431 - ferrettamer (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm well aware of who you are talking about. I'm just saying that I don't think being ashamed of fetishes will make somebody become a douche
User avatar #46424 to #46423 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say that.

But what I will say is fuck that thread. That shit is DISGUSTING.
#46418 - thisbepi (04/22/2013) [-]
Jew.
User avatar #46400 - davvi ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
i hate it when i use mods for a game and it's awesome the whole way through, but spazes out unplayably before the conclusion
User avatar #46379 - downtoabsolutezero (04/22/2013) [-]
I hate chubby chasers who act like they're morally superior to everyone else
User avatar #46515 to #46379 - miskwaamiikana (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't think I'm morally superior.
I just find big guys fucking hot.
User avatar #47016 to #46515 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
I´ve always thought this was only possible for men...
#47017 to #47016 - miskwaamiikana (04/24/2013) [-]
I am a man.
A fabulous man.
User avatar #47019 to #47017 - ljxjlos (04/24/2013) [-]
Aaaaaah, okay, now I get it. Eh...
User avatar #46718 to #46515 - mayormilkman (04/23/2013) [-]
Same here, but with women.
User avatar #46396 to #46379 - derpityhurr (04/22/2013) [-]
I didnt think this was really a thing

I thought men in BBW porn were paid extra
User avatar #46395 to #46379 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
"HUEHEUEHUEHE REAL MEN GO FOR FLAB AND ROLLS. ONLY DOGS GO FOR LE BONES"

HUEEUHEHHEEEUUUEE
#46490 to #46395 - N. Korean citizen (04/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/45884#45884

Thumb down swiftykidd here, too
User avatar #46394 to #46379 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
fucking this
#46398 to #46394 - VaultTechy (04/22/2013) [-]
Sorry guys, swifty's here, try this board again later
Sorry guys, swifty's here, try this board again later
User avatar #46399 to #46398 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
lol says you
#46405 to #46399 - VaultTechy (04/22/2013) [-]
You're the most hated person on the HATING BOARD. How did you accomplish that?
User avatar #46382 to #46379 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
Chubby chasers? What the fuck is that?
User avatar #46385 to #46382 - downtoabsolutezero (04/22/2013) [-]
Guys who have a thing for the larger woman.
User avatar #46384 to #46382 - ferrettamer (04/22/2013) [-]
People who fuck fat people
User avatar #46390 to #46386 - ferrettamer (04/22/2013) [-]
Because it's hot. BBW is best porn.
Jk
User avatar #46471 to #46390 - goldenpotato (04/23/2013) [-]
What is "BBW"?
User avatar #46473 to #46471 - ferrettamer (04/23/2013) [-]
Big, beautiful women
User avatar #46362 - stutterguy (04/22/2013) [-]
I really don't like having birthdays. Mines tomorrow and my family are stressing out for no reason. I also hate all the attention that you get on your birthday, I'm shy as fuck and when I get nervous I start to stutter (hence the name), It's even worse when relatives call to wish me a happy birthday because I just can't seem to hold conversations. I even hide my birthday from my friends so I don't have to go through these awkward moments with them.
User avatar #46618 to #46362 - PrismaLowell (04/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday; mine is Friday
User avatar #46459 to #46362 - mandatorycreeper (04/23/2013) [-]
Wow, mine's Thursday. Happy birthday.
User avatar #46412 to #46362 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Happy birthday for tomorrow.
User avatar #46415 to #46412 - stutterguy (04/22/2013) [-]
Thank you whimsical stranger.
User avatar #46414 to #46364 - stutterguy (04/22/2013) [-]
If anyone else were to laugh at this I would ignore them. But seeing as though your Daryl Fucking Dixon I'll try and get rid of the reds.
-2
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User avatar #46360 to #46359 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
get a better picture
User avatar #46368 to #46366 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
there was no joke
#46374 to #46368 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought Darly would be more optimistic, you don't deserve that account user name
#46378 to #46374 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
>Darly
>Darly
#46387 to #46378 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
I am deeply sorry for my stupidity, I did not see the joke
I am deeply sorry for my stupidity, I did not see the joke
#46380 to #46378 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
That was back in season 1, did you see the way he held Shane's baby?
That was back in season 1, did you see the way he held Shane's baby?
User avatar #46383 to #46380 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
YOU MEAN LIL ASS KICKER?
#46361 to #46360 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, trying my best
I'm sorry, trying my best
User avatar #46363 to #46361 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
what was your comment. i promise i wont tell
#46365 to #46363 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
It was a joke about me having a problem about turning Patrick Star small and asking for help to turn him big again
User avatar #46367 to #46365 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
ok. what went wrong?
#46369 to #46367 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
I GOT RED THUMBED
User avatar #46417 to #46369 - akkere (04/22/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T JUST FALL BACK FROM THE CALL OF DUTY

GO BACK IN THERE AND TELL THAT JOKE AGAIN

10X BETTER IF YOU HAVE TO!
User avatar #46397 to #46369 - davvi ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
because the joke sounds horrible
#46376 to #46369 - ethiopia (04/22/2013) [-]
Fuck you
Fuck you
#46318 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
OH BOY IT'S 90 FUCKING DEGREES EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FUCKING BUGS

MAINLY COCKROACHES AND SUNSPIDERS

AND SINCE MY ROOM IS IN A GARAGE

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
SERIOUSLY
COCKROACHES ARE FUCKING CREEPY BUT THEY DON'T HARM WHICH IS OKAY BUT STILL WHEN I SEE ONE OF THOSE FUCKING COCKFAGGOTS RUN AROUND IT CREEPS THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME.

AND SUNSPIDERS.
FUCK THOSE.
LIKE I HATE THESE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
"HOW ABOUT I CRAWL ON YOUR COUCH AND SHOW YOU MY GIANT FUCKING PINCHER THINGS"
FUCK YOU
DIE DIE DIE
User avatar #46416 to #46318 - mykoira (04/22/2013) [-]
at least you did not wake up spider halfway in your mouth
#46401 to #46318 - EdwardNigma (04/22/2013) [-]
FUCKING BLOW UP THE HOUSE AND RUN
User avatar #46340 to #46318 - miskwaamiikana (04/22/2013) [-]
There's 8 foot piles of snow outside our windows, and a snowstorm on its way.

Ha.
User avatar #46358 to #46340 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
;_;

I hateyou
User avatar #46333 to #46318 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
where do you live?

australia?
User avatar #46343 to #46333 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
california
#46324 to #46318 - shamrockbandit (04/22/2013) [-]
Initially read the third line as "manly cockroaches".
User avatar #46329 to #46324 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
if those existed i would kill myself
User avatar #46310 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
My class is a hoard of bullshit.
Eather I belong into a class two years from now by brains, or they need to re-take manner school, aka getting raised properly by their parents.
No, actually, I hate my entire school.
The entire education system.
Why can't I learn everything at home? I'm acing english by videogames, god damn it.

I feel like an adult already. Fuck, too much internet. I'm already having a bread, ffs.
Fuck this school. Fuck my school's teachers in general.
(╯゜-゜)╯︵ /(.□. \)
User avatar #46410 to #46310 - akkere (04/22/2013) [-]
You claim to be "acing english by video games", yet most of your comments are almost completely incomprehensible.
User avatar #46356 to #46310 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
WAHH WAHH WHY I I NED SKOOL
User avatar #46323 to #46310 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
drop out faggot
User avatar #46328 to #46323 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
I'd perfer getting teached alone. By a computer program, if it had to be.
Just fucking school sometimes is bullshit.
Not the education. The school system. The teachers. The pupils. The supervising. The way to teach. Almost everything sometimes is just bullshit.
(╯゜-゜)╯
User avatar #46330 to #46328 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
did video games teached u english?
User avatar #46337 to #46330 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Way more english than in tourist guides and school books, or so it seems.
User avatar #46345 to #46337 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
well you should found something that teached u enlgish more better
User avatar #46350 to #46345 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, that defiently is not in my english class.
I need to go to england.
#46313 to #46310 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
You remind me of one of those 'tards who post this shit being serious.
User avatar #46316 to #46313 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
History's pretty interesting.
Math is rather boring and seemingly useless, but meh, working with it.
Music's like a mix of Art class and Music History over here.
English isn't my first language, brother.
And I don't think a globe can tell you about the different kinds of volcanos.
I'm not against getting teached. But my teachers sometimes just don't get it. I'm dubbing my Geography Teacher 'Mr. Powerpoint', and my Math/Physics Teacher Mr Drytheory.

Also, about english, I am literally acing with my internet knowlege. For fucks sake, I don't even learn vocabulary, and that's one fuck in the ass for me in latin.
User avatar #46326 to #46316 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
That's just fucking retarded. You can't get qualifications off the internet, nothing a employer would accept anyway. Feel fucking lucky that you're in school, you don't have to deal with the real world and you practically get your ass wiped for you. If you seriously believe that everything you need to know can come from the internet and games then the real world is going to hit you like a ton of fucking bricks once you're out of school.
User avatar #46346 to #46326 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Well, then I'll be able to build a hut, while the rest of my class each has got enough bricks for a villa, buy a bed out of them, and start playing 'throw the brick'.
I will make it trough school, just sometimes I eather belive I'm overqualificated, or this is just bullshit.

My parents are paying for this school, 100€ per month, and this is defiently not the quality's worth.
User avatar #46351 to #46346 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
> overqualified
You can't be overqualified because you have no fucking qualifications 'til you're out of school.
User avatar #46357 to #46351 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I honestly can't tell if this guy is serious or not. At first I thought he was...he still seems extremely serious....I hope I'm not making a fool of myself.
User avatar #46355 to #46351 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
I tried to use it in a symbolic way.
Erhem, I actually meant that I am way above average in my class.
User avatar #46312 to #46310 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
OH EM GEE FUCK SCOOL WH0 N33DS L3@RNING. & FUCK 3V3RY1. EVERYONES DUMB EXCEPT ME.

Fucking faggot that's basically you, except the nerd version with video games. Acing english by videogames? Holy shit dude I want to stab you in the throat.
User avatar #46314 to #46312 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
When you have a guy who was in america and great britian and he can't pronounce half of the words right.
Just too many headaches for me. I'm even god damn doing better than the guy WHO COMES FROM ENGLAND.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF, FFS.
User avatar #46315 to #46314 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Dude who the fuck are you talking about.
User avatar #46320 to #46315 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
My school class.
I sometimes can't even belive they're actually older than me at some parts.
User avatar #46327 to #46320 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You're not making this better for yourself.
User avatar #46332 to #46327 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm making it better for myself to simply decide to not do bullshit, like sneaking into the intern house's cellar, and breaking a chair and a table in there.
And I would simply not dislike that a 6th grader told a teacher.
And I would defiently not complain about how suddenly, the teachers are assholes because 'the table was broken anyway'.

Look, it's the kind of bullshit where everybody wants to put their sawblades under their armprits and play bumbo the chainsaw dragon. Two years too late.
User avatar #46335 to #46332 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
What the fuck is happening. It's like...I am reading your comments.....but I'm not reading them. They just don't make sense.
User avatar #46339 to #46335 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
>>Everybody in class is in (late) puberty.
>>I had that seemingly 1~3 years ago. (Seemingly early.)
>>This year of the schoollife where teachers turn bullshit.
>I just fucking don't even.
User avatar #46349 to #46339 - infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Wait what??? What does puberty have to do with anything? How old are you?
User avatar #46371 to #46349 - daryldixon (04/22/2013) [-]
he sounds like he's 13
User avatar #46303 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
i find it it hilarious how cloppers insult furrys and furrys insult cloppers.

YOURE THE SAME PEOPLE
User avatar #46370 to #46303 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't want to be the same as furries. They are fucking annoying.
User avatar #46372 to #46370 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
clopers = furry
User avatar #46373 to #46372 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't wanna call myself a furry. They are annoying. Don't label me as that. Don't label me as a clopper either. Both sides are fucking annoying.
User avatar #46375 to #46373 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
do you masturbate to ponys? then you are a furry. tough luck man.
User avatar #46381 to #46375 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I masturbate to ponies. And I will not LABEL myself as a furry.

It's kinda like being a brony. You can either be a fan of the show or you can label yourself as a brony. There is nothing forcing you to be a brony. It's just what you label yourself.
User avatar #46388 to #46381 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
if you masturbate to animals you are a furry. you dont have to join in furry threads but you are a furry.

User avatar #46391 to #46388 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
No no, what I'm saying is. I won't call myself a furry. BECAUSE you call yourself a furry because you want that title or label. Like I SAID.

It's like being a brownie. You can choose to label yourself as a fan of the show... Or a brownie. Do you get what I'm trying to say?
User avatar #46392 to #46391 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
yeah. but i still find it fucking weird to masturbate to animals
User avatar #46393 to #46392 - redwins (04/22/2013) [-]
I still find it weird also. But I guess I like what I like. Reason why I really don't like calling myself a clopper. Sounds fucking weird and makes me look fucking weird.
User avatar #46321 to #46303 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Cloppers are a sub-category of furrys.
It's like normal christians and christians who go apeshit, want to forbid mastrubation and say gay people are sinning.
Replace furrys with the normal ones, replace cloppers with the other ones.
User avatar #46322 to #46321 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
except no. theyre the same people.

cloppers fap to animals
furrys fap to animals.

i dont see a difference they are the same people.
User avatar #46325 to #46322 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Cloppers exclusively fap to MLP-Porn.
A clopper is defiently a furry, but a furry mustn't be a clopper.
The other christians are still christians. But normal christians mustn't share some views with the other christians.

Get what I'm getting at?
#46516 to #46325 - yourslef (04/23/2013) [-]
You have made this mistake numerous times so it's not a typo
definitely
User avatar #46331 to #46325 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
no because you used the bad minority of christians? why? are there only 2 christians?

i did not know.

Cloppers and Furrys. at the base. are the same people.

people fapping over animals.
User avatar #46334 to #46331 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
I only used them as an example.
Both share one thing:

They belive in god. And that's the base.
See the silmiarities?


(With the bad minority was just an example. I could just as well used Christians and the church of the pancake. Both belive something created us, and that's the base.)
User avatar #46338 to #46334 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
They both have the same mentality.
User avatar #46336 to #46334 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
except theyre not that difference. there is no difference. so why are furrys attacking cloppers and cloppers attacking furrys.

they are the same people.

either way it is still hysterical
User avatar #46342 to #46336 - octaviano (04/22/2013) [-]
Example:
Let's just assume you're religous, as in a christian.
Some guy comes up to you and says "Blablabla fucking faggot you anti-gay-right-activist blablabla you're an asshole blablabla just let us mastrubate in peace blabla"
It's a kind of indentification. Like a french person disliking getting asked where his baguette is. Like a Russian person getting asked where his vodka is and getting angry.
User avatar #46354 to #46342 - swiftykidd (04/22/2013) [-]
that is the worst analogy ive ever heard
User avatar #46305 to #46303 - stiltsformidgets (04/22/2013) [-]
Not true dude, they're totally different. One of them fap fictional animals that are children characters in sexual positions which totally isn't something that a beastophile with gender issues would do in their spare time, i'm sure they have great social lives and lots of real life friends to bond and share their interests in these characters with, while the other... Wait, i forgot what i was talking about.
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