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#488265 - aoeui
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*sniff sniff* hey uhh hi guys, long time no see huh? haha *sniff* so anyway I'm in kind of a bind right now, could you *sniff* lend me some money?
uhh I gotta pay my uhh rent hehe *sniff*
my nursing certification? it didn't work out so good *sniff* I got expelled for trying to get the bugs out from under my skin haha
look, are you gonna give me the money or not asshole. I really need more coke
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#488266 to #488265 - aoeui
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what difference does it make how I spend my weekends? I'm going out with my friends to paaarrrtayyy!! wooo!
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User avatar #488267 to #488266 - huntergriff
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The fuck happened to her nose?
User avatar #488276 to #488267 - tvfreakuk
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How drugs like MD and coke can affect your sinuses. That's her breathing in through her nose.
User avatar #488270 to #488267 - masterboll
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i feel uncomfortable breathing by looking at that
#488258 - tvfreakuk
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I hate when I can't sleep at night.
It's been happening too much lately. Just laying there squirming all night; then nodding off and suddenly waking up all sweaty, then just no sleep all fucking night.
User avatar #488250 - enlightednatzie
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American SNUS VS Swedish Snus Daily reminder
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kill yourself fatass
#488219 - huntergriff
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#488229 to #488219 - TheseChocodiles
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User avatar #488220 to #488219 - ferrettamer
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i can't tell whether it's pro trump or anti trump
User avatar #488221 to #488220 - huntergriff
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I think it's the latter, but that's not what I'm focusing on. It's the fact that he disabled the comments
#488178 - aoeui
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man this is a great meme and all but you can easily tell the difference between the skulls of different races, the only time it gets hard is when they're mixed descent
User avatar #488241 to #488178 - tvfreakuk
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Yeah, I remember one of these where it was just an x-ray and it said underneath "we are all the same on the inside, you can't tell if they're black or white, or a man or woman - beautiful"
Then below it was a big list of anthropological study towards the x-ray saying it was a black woman in her 20s or something.
#488186 to #488178 - anon id: bec2ec0e
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wow interesting
User avatar #488187 to #488186 - aoeui
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you're boring
go away
#488188 to #488187 - anon id: bec2ec0e
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cool post about skulls my man keep it up
User avatar #488191 to #488188 - aoeui
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bing bong I'm a millenial whore, i snort cocaine and party every weekend
#488194 to #488191 - anon id: bec2ec0e
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lmao am i supposed to feel bad that i have a social life and friends, wow you go out and have fun at the weekends?? what kind of loser are you

the real masters at life are inside pining over little asian girls and getting irritated when other people dont consider the reality of skull shapes
User avatar #488262 to #488194 - aoeui
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damn coke whore roasted me look at that
User avatar #488171 - ferrettamer
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i was going to complain about amazon not accepting paypal but i found it cheaper on another site that does accept paypal so now i'm happy
the warranty is shorter tho but that shouldn't matter
User avatar #488218 to #488171 - ferrettamer
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wait actually shipping isn't free.
it's still cheaper than buying it on amazon tho
User avatar #488192 to #488171 - ferrettamer
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>anthony fantano commented on a song from one of my favourite albums saying "keep rapping"
>he hasn't done a review on that album
wtf
User avatar #488259 to #488192 - TheseChocodiles
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wow you havent seen scrubs thats kinda weird i think lol anyway i just mean like you can tell comedy comes first and realism comes like 4th

no really its completely fine now lets just not talk about it
User avatar #488260 to #488259 - ferrettamer
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oh yea probably. though i read somewhere (probably reddit) that it's decently realistic and doesn't fall for the same tropes that other cop shows do.
and it's not my fault i haven't seen scrubs, it doesn't look that interesting and it's long. plus i think they removed it from netflix and every tv show that isn't on netflix and i download i only watch like the first episode and then it just sits there
User avatar #488263 to #488260 - TheseChocodiles
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you should watch scrubs especially the first handful of seasons are v good
okay im going to sleep now because my eyes are about to melt and become fried eggs
thanks and god bless
User avatar #488264 to #488263 - ferrettamer
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ok i'll start it tomorrow i guess and if it's boring that is your fault
but gnight
User avatar #488261 to #488260 - ferrettamer
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oh apparently it's still on netflix maybe i'll watch it
User avatar #488217 to #488192 - ferrettamer
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tfw my mom says i need to go to a gym. she's calling me fat );
User avatar #488235 to #488217 - TheseChocodiles
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thats not really an inaccurate description lol we are big into story telling and can talk a lot hence the phrase "she/he could talk for ireland" so that kinda goes hand in hand with opening up about ourselves and drinking
lmao that does sound funny, see my friends would find this site just repulsive and not very funny which i do too cause i just come on this board really but having to explain it all just would be hella embarrassing, i remember years ago one of my friends was like annoyed i went on this site lmao cause he was like you are so much better than that shitty site please dont lower yourself and i was like Yikes! (im pretty sure he thinks i dont go on anymore)
User avatar #488236 to #488235 - ferrettamer
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i've never heard that phrase but i believe it.
yea i think most normal people wouldn't find this site funny. especially the front page, the boards are what you make of them i guess. that's why i just tell most people i only go on reddit :^)
User avatar #488237 to #488236 - TheseChocodiles
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lol yeah i tell people i go on reddit, tbh there are so subreddits im a fan of like r/oldpeoplefacebook is vg
although all the good memes that i send on 2mypals are from fb cause ive found good pages that hand pick the kinda shit i like and theres no politics involved just 100% good stuff
User avatar #488238 to #488237 - ferrettamer
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yea there are some good porn subreddits too :^)
i don't like facebook memes cause i'm afraid i'll accidentally like it or something than all my normie friends will think worse of me );
User avatar #488239 to #488238 - TheseChocodiles
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lmao theres been numerous times a friend has sent me a screenshot of something i liked and been like you alright love anything you wanna tell us and im like nah just luv memes tbh lol
if i didnt have family on fb i wouldnt give a shit, but i dont wanna worry or weird them out otherwise the thought of me liking a meme that freaks out some girl i went to school with just makes me find it more funny
like genuinely the thought of conversation occuring about me that people think i was depressed because of meme i liked on fb makes me giggle, but its the family i cant do it to em
User avatar #488240 to #488239 - ferrettamer
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i was kinda known for always being sarcastic and hardly ever serious in high school so if i shared an ironic depression meme they wouldn't take me serious probably and some would be like "wow how could you joke about this, depression isn't funny" so yea no thanks.
plus i have family on there too and idk if my grandma knows what irony is.
User avatar #488242 to #488240 - TheseChocodiles
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i wouldnt share it but you know the way sometimes if you like something it comes up on other peoples newsfeeds, das what im referring to
i used to post memes in 2010 on fb and i became known for it, it was kind of part of my shoot up to popularity because people were like who is this girl with the funny images where u do find these!! and i was like haha dunno just do
but now i wouldnt cause its p cringey to post memes to fb
User avatar #488243 to #488242 - ferrettamer
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yea i feel you but the share button is like right next to the like button and i think it requires less clicks now? idk i don't share or like anything
and idk i think it was still pretty cringey to share memes in 2010, unless they were like only memes your school or your friend group would get or something
#488244 to #488243 - TheseChocodiles
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im in fucking kinks i just looked at the album and this is the last one i posted, i actually cant believe i had the balls to post that on fb
quite a few of them are edgy but a lot of them are just p harmless fun, but nobody when i was posting really knew wtf memes were (in my school) so thats why theres so many comments like "can i just say this is the best photo album ever"
its so funny reading back all the comments of everybody when they were 14 trying to be funny, me included, awful mess
User avatar #488246 to #488244 - ferrettamer
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yea i'd show you the last one i posted but i never posted any actually i hardly posted anything on facebook cause i don't like the government spying on me
also are you 20 lol. i thought you were like a few years older than me at least
User avatar #488248 to #488246 - TheseChocodiles
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i used to post but now i dont at all, the most likes i ever got was when i found a video of these girls and a gay guy in the year below dancing to lady gagas pokerface in the recycling bin (meaning they never thought anybody would see it) of one of the school macs and i uploaded it to fb with the encouragement of my mates, got like 300 or something it was very funny and the people in the vid saw the funny side, although they told my old music teacher but she liked me so she was just like lmao dont do that again and i was like haha

also yes bitch im 20 i dunno why i feel kinda offended you thought i was older
User avatar #488251 to #488248 - ferrettamer
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year below? so like 13? are people out of the closet at 13 lol
tho that does sound like kinda a shitty thing to do but i guess if they were cool with it it's not
and idk why you would take offense to that. i meant it in a good way
User avatar #488252 to #488251 - TheseChocodiles
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i would have been 17 and them 16 at the time, it was shitty but it was such a funny video and the people in it were the popular ones of the year below so it just seemed not as bad lol
i still messaged them like yo if you really dont want it up il take it down and they were like nah its out there and its funny, i was at a house party of theirs this summer and they were v drunk telling me that im funny and scary at the same time and i was like lmao im a loser and yous cant seem to tell!!

i dunno i just didnt like it
User avatar #488253 to #488252 - ferrettamer
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i don't think i'd describe many people as funny and scary at the same time other than terry crews tbh. but if someone described me as terry crews i'd be flattered so that is basically a compliment.
and it's pretty much a positive in every way to be considered older than you are so
User avatar #488254 to #488253 - TheseChocodiles
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terry crews is funny in brooklyn nine nine which tbh i wanted to not like cause i thought it was gonna be like new girl or how i met my own asshole but its actually v funny

i think its cause i know youve seen a photo of me and you went yeah she could be 25/26 and tbh i know thats completely rational because i could but still i didnt like it and that made me disregard all the positives so ha ha fuck you
User avatar #488255 to #488254 - ferrettamer
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i love brooklyn 99 lol. if my life turns out like andy samberg's is in that show i'll be happy. but only cause it's been my lifelong dream to catch a serial killer

and no, i wasn't talking about your photo. in your pic i'd say you look like you're 19, but i'm shit at telling how old people are. plus i knew a girl who was 22 and she looked like she was 12 so i thought you just looked young.
User avatar #488256 to #488255 - TheseChocodiles
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ya its v good, although i feel like brooklyn nine nine is to the cop world what scrubs is to the hospital world


okay i forgive you everything is fine now

User avatar #488257 to #488256 - ferrettamer
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i've not seen scrubs, what do you mean?
and idk if i believe you tbh
User avatar #488162 - canyou
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I hated the old episodes of Scooby Doo where the villain turned out to be a character that was never introduced.
User avatar #488167 to #488162 - ferrettamer
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it's just like real life tho
User avatar #488247 to #488167 - enlightednatzie
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Deep man *hits bong* rally deep man...
User avatar #488168 to #488167 - TheseChocodiles
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people like tv because its not like their actual lives though
User avatar #488203 to #488168 - ferrettamer
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you seemed to argue with people a lot when you were younger
and idk i was going to get water and i was opening my bedroom door but i also was walking forward and my head kinda just collided with it.
User avatar #488206 to #488203 - TheseChocodiles
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who else did i argue with lol
User avatar #488207 to #488206 - ferrettamer
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a pedophile on the internet and probably somebody else that i forget
#488209 to #488207 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah tbh i was a lil keyboard warrior in my early teens/coming of age years, still p much am i guess

also this is a fun development

User avatar #488212 to #488209 - ferrettamer
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same, except i was edgy about it like arguing against kony2012 and shit :^)
and no that's stupid and doesn't add anything, this isn't facebook
User avatar #488215 to #488212 - TheseChocodiles
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i suppose i was edgy on here cause i was all into feminism in like 2012/2013 which i have no regrets over because i didnt learn feminism from shitey tumblr, i learnt about it through sociology where real academic feminist women were critiquing society and sociological studies, also i learnt about all the different strands like cultural, marxist, radical etc and it was just cool as a teenage girl to learn about all this shit
so when i got into it is when it started to weave into funnyjunk like the stupid shit some american feminist would say and i used to get thumbs up by explaining all feminists were not like that and explaining my take on it, i couldnt nor would even bother my barney trying to do that now
some arguments broke out tho which went on for aages lol
but in 2015 it was so abundantly clear that feminism had become this fucking broken gross movement filled with abhorrently stupid whiney little prats so i was like lmao fuck it il cya
User avatar #488216 to #488215 - ferrettamer
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yea americans suck. canada is not at all america lite.
and yea i used to argue on here too but then i realized it was all so pointless. this was before i realized that everything in life was pointless tho.
i think i really only argued on this board too :^)
User avatar #488222 to #488216 - TheseChocodiles
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i feel ya
i cant feckin sleep and my brain keeps doing that thing where it makes me think of things that make me cringe
User avatar #488223 to #488222 - ferrettamer
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i know something that will make you sleep ;) ;). hint: it's cyanide
when i can't sleep my brain makes me think of things that make me horny. i can't ever sleep tho. maybe it's the other way around and being horny makes me not be able to sleep, so i can never sleep.
#488225 to #488223 - TheseChocodiles
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oh really i thought it was ohemgeezus' posts that would help me sleep

are you horned out all the time then, i mean isnt that easily fixed you can just have a wank and go night night
i was sent this pic today and it made me chuckle and it p much relates to this except you dont finger yourself (i think)
User avatar #488224 to #488223 - ferrettamer
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actually i don't think my brain makes me do anything i just think of the stuff on my own free will
User avatar #488226 to #488224 - TheseChocodiles
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oh wait do you do the thing where you basically imagine a whole scenario of you fucking somebody but it has to be a kind of story
User avatar #488227 to #488226 - ferrettamer
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yes. not even just fucking them (sometimes it is tho), just us spending life together, doing on dates, getting married, having kids, etc. though i never get old in these fantasies cause old age scares me.

and i do sometimes but it usually doesn't help.
and no i don't really finger myself but i mean sometimes you gotta just put one in the pooper cause it just won't get done any other way
User avatar #488228 to #488227 - TheseChocodiles
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lmao i do that too like p much every night, i kinda go through phases of storylines and people although there has been a few ones that have been reoccurring for a few years, i dunno if its sad to do that but oh well

well aint ur g spot in your ass so it makes sense
User avatar #488230 to #488228 - ferrettamer
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yea i feel like a lot of people do it but don't say cause they feel it's weird. or maybe it is weird and only we do it
User avatar #488231 to #488230 - TheseChocodiles
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we definitely arent on our own, you're right though nobody really talks about it
i wouldnt talk about it irl though i dont think cause then somebody would ask so who/what do you think about and thats so personal and embarrassing i feel
User avatar #488232 to #488231 - ferrettamer
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like 99% of the people i fantasize about are made up so that helps if people asked irl. and idk why people would ask that would be pretty invasive imo
User avatar #488233 to #488232 - TheseChocodiles
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mines like 50/50 ratio i guess

well i mean ive known a lot of my friends for 7 years or more so its not like being invasive really matters around people who have seen and heard the worst of you ya know plus i think irish people in general are sharers
im definitely an open book but i think thats one of the few things id be embarrassed to talk about, admitting i go on funnyjunk would be worse tho lol
User avatar #488234 to #488233 - ferrettamer
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yea i guess, when i picture irish people i picture people in a pub who will tell you their whole life story even though you just met them tbh.
i don't think i've remained in contact with any of my friends for more than 7 years, longest i think is 6 );
the way i showed one of my friends in hs fj is by showing him the video that admin mass-pm'd of a guy fucking a chicken lol. idk why i did it now that i think about it is was pretty fucked up but i still find his reaction funny
User avatar #488198 to #488168 - ohemgeezus
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wow you are so stupid, like wow
User avatar #488200 to #488198 - TheseChocodiles
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y
User avatar #488201 to #488200 - ohemgeezus
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wow
User avatar #488202 to #488201 - TheseChocodiles
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im dumb but not for this, not for this
User avatar #488204 to #488202 - ohemgeezus
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people don't watch tv because it's not reality, they watch it for the entertainment. You are so dumb, please die
User avatar #488205 to #488204 - TheseChocodiles
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what i said makes sense and you are making yourself look dumb

people do not want to watch sandra makes a cup of tea then phones barbara then puts the kids to bed, do you understand? they want to watch drama and see things they havent seen before, i mean watching tv is arguably a form of escapism and also when television was relatively new people talked about the wonders of how it opens peoples eyes to different things that go BEYOND THEIR OWN LIVES

i did not say the reason people watch tv is....
i simply said that people LIKE it because blah blah

so ur dumb lol
User avatar #488208 to #488205 - ohemgeezus
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and see things they havent seen before? What about people watching news and people watching documentaries? Oh god you're so dumb like wow
User avatar #488210 to #488208 - TheseChocodiles
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lol you have to be taking the piss at this point
User avatar #488211 to #488210 - ohemgeezus
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when do you think we'll be able to see jupiter?
User avatar #488213 to #488211 - TheseChocodiles
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ive seen jupiter through a telescope in a bedouin tent in Egypt


lol doesnt that sentence just make you want to hit me
User avatar #488214 to #488213 - ohemgeezus
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and to answer your question, yes I do need to piss, thanks for reminding me
#488169 to #488168 - ferrettamer
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my 2nd favourite show is bojack horseman and it's just like my life tbh
my 2nd favourite show is bojack horseman and it's just like my life tbh
User avatar #488172 to #488169 - TheseChocodiles
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actually scratch that my life is perfectly explained by the 1980s primetime soap dynasty
User avatar #488170 to #488169 - TheseChocodiles
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i suppose the only show that i could somewhat compare my life to is skins, but thats like 40% of it, theres another 40% where i just sit alone online and watchin shit on netflix and i dont know that theres a show that depicts that
User avatar #488173 to #488170 - ferrettamer
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never heard of skins, it looks dumb.
also never heard of that and i think you're lying to me about that, sorry
User avatar #488174 to #488173 - TheseChocodiles
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do you ever walk by a mirror and give yourself a little whats up or even just a smile, not even in like hey i look good way but just oh hey keep up the good work
User avatar #488175 to #488174 - ferrettamer
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no, i don't do good work to keep up and the only mirrors in the house are in the bathroom and entrance room, but the entrance room is dark so you can't really see yourself in the mirror. why
User avatar #488176 to #488175 - TheseChocodiles
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i dunno cause ive always just given myself an acknowledgement in the mirror, i usually always say fuck you when i pass the mirror in my hall to go upstairs and its not like i hate myself or anything lmao its just i dunno

this probably sounds so much like wow Random! but i guess itd be kinda cool for me to meet somebody else who does that shit cause i asked my friends and they were like who even invited you to this party and i was like haha alriight
User avatar #488177 to #488176 - ferrettamer
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i guess sometimes when i'm feeling good and i'm at my dad's house and walk past the mirror in the kitchen (idk why people have mirrors in kitchens it seems so pointless) i look at myself and smile and/or nod cause i'm like "damn i look good" but no i don't say "fuck you" to my reflection
User avatar #488179 to #488177 - TheseChocodiles
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i suppose you always gonna feel good when you in big daddys house and he just done making your boy pussy red raw, you gonna look in the mirror and smile and be like yo im daddys sweetest lil girl right now
User avatar #488182 to #488179 - ferrettamer
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naw i only smile when my dad's not home
User avatar #488183 to #488182 - TheseChocodiles
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why do you not get on with your da
User avatar #488184 to #488183 - ferrettamer
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cause he's a prick lol. maybe it's me cause i seem to not get along with any of my family B)
User avatar #488185 to #488184 - TheseChocodiles
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lol is there one of them that you do like excluding the dog
User avatar #488189 to #488185 - ferrettamer
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yea i get along fine with my mom. i mean we fight sometimes but like that's what parents and kids do, yea :^). i like my grandad on my dad's side, but he's pissed at me for dropping cs and wanting to become a cop so i haven't spoken to him much since that decision lol. idk why he's mad, my uncle (his son-in-law) was a cop for 30 years. i like most of my cousins on my dad's side, although one is a bit annoying but i mean pre-teen/teenage girls are (all girls are tbh). um, i like my aunt's and uncles on my dad's side too mostly. on my mom's side, i get along fine with my grandma, but she's boring and just smokes all the time so i don't really like visiting her. my grandfather on her side has Alzheimer's and has had it for years probably, so it's hard to judge really. tho my mom says he's always been an ass so. my mom doesn't have any siblings, but her aunt and uncle (my great aunt and uncle) are pretty cool too. i don't see any of their 3 kids tho except the 1, and she's like 40 years old and acts like she's a teenager so it's really annoying. plus she's hardcore christian and tries to convert me sometimes. so i guess i get along with most of them idk
User avatar #488193 to #488189 - TheseChocodiles
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thats weird your mum is an only child, im so used to irish parents where 6 to 12 brothers and sisters was the norm and anything less was weird, my dad says its because of the tv that people stopped having as much kids lol but then again he also said that pythagorus theorum was "the angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the throb of the knob" so

ive got one complete asshole in my fam and thats it really out of like 80 of em theres really only one that i cant stand, hes a born again christian and also a born again cunt
but fams fam i guess
User avatar #488195 to #488193 - ferrettamer
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i mean that's basically pythagorean theorem.
and i think it's the fact that you don't need to have so many kids due to modern medicine and kids not dying before they reach 5. but i think the reason she doesn't have siblings is cause her parents divorced shortly after having her.
does he try to convert you too, or at least call you a sinner? :^)

also, unrelated, but does tylenol work when the reason you have a headache is cause you hit your head on a door really hard? asking for a friend
User avatar #488196 to #488195 - TheseChocodiles
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ya plus women getting careers n shit

no he has never done that, honestly i dont think he would dare to try

lmao really is it for a friend, but yes it should work
User avatar #488197 to #488196 - ferrettamer
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why wouldn't he dare, would you beat him up if he did?
y-yea it's totally for a friend haha i didn't hit my head on a door at all it's for me
User avatar #488199 to #488197 - TheseChocodiles
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when i was 11 i told him i didnt believe in god and i had a discussion with him about why i didnt, it got quite heated and my parents who didnt even know i didnt believe in god were just kind of sitting there like lmao wtf, ever since then me and him just exchange very brief pleasantries, hes pretty dumb and i think he knows that and he knows that if i was able to discuss shit when i was 11, at 20 im going to be able to contradict him and he doesnt want to risk looking like an idiot and at the hands of an idiot essentially

lol howd u bang ur head u big dummie
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hilarious
User avatar #488181 to #488180 - TheseChocodiles
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i smiled when i wrote it sorry it didnt please ya x
#488161 - Ihazfunkitty
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i keep getting anxious for no goddamn reason and its pissing me off
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User avatar #488158 to #488156 - dorfdorfdorf
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you saw nothing
User avatar #488159 to #488158 - ferrettamer
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i've seen everything
User avatar #488160 to #488159 - dorfdorfdorf
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don't worry, i fixed it
User avatar #488151 - cognosceteipsum
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I hate it when my father thinks he's gonna be dropping some dark secrets and in reality it's all some mediocre bullshit just because he's on high alert all the fucking time due to his emotional problems.
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that explains what's wrong with you
#488249 to #488153 - anon id: 4aeeaf8b
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Could you like, hang yourself ohemgeezus?

//enlightednatzie
User avatar #488154 to #488153 - cognosceteipsum
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ohemgeezus pleezus
User avatar #488143 - enlightednatzie
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I rather sit and stare a dog deep in the asshole for a good 30 minutes than seing another trump comp. You'd think the cringe would be ober with the comp but it continues in the fucking comment section
#488190 to #488143 - Elk
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**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I love Trump, but Godddd, they're cringey.
User avatar #488245 to #488190 - enlightednatzie
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Its not that i care about their political beliefs, even if it was about a politician i voted for i'd still cringe. Its litterally pictures your grandmom would share on facebook and frog memes.
User avatar #488147 to #488143 - burpy
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I forgot those existed because I've blocked lotango
User avatar #488148 to #488147 - enlightednatzie
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You forgot muahahahoflore's (i dont know how his name is spelled lmao) comps and both cringelords have me blocked.
#488144 to #488143 - anon id: e615f58a
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kill yourself, fatass
#488140 - anon id: 5194632c
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All of my poops smell good to me, but the best ones are the burning semi solid jello consistency ones
User avatar #488126 - gibroner
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I hate people who leave an online game just because they aren't winning it's fucking pathetic. I was playing doom earlier and I was having the best game of my life absolutely killing it as the prowler and literally every player on the other except for one left the game. Like can literally just not handle losing a single match of a fucking videogame?
User avatar #488142 to #488126 - enlightednatzie
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Yeah, only ohemgeezus would do something like that.
User avatar #488131 to #488126 - ohemgeezus
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Unless there's a penalty for leaving, like you're in timeout from joining another game, then I don't have a problem with it. I wouldn't wait through a game in which I'm getting destroyed if I can just get in another game
User avatar #488132 to #488131 - gibroner
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fair enough but maybe its just the Doom Community but like people will quit if their teams even a few points behind. When this particular game started it was 4 people on each team and when we got ten points ahead two dudes quit immediately like we didn't start shutting they were actually putting up a good fight but then they just decided to leave which created a cascade of everyone else leaving.
User avatar #488134 to #488132 - ohemgeezus
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Idk about doom multiplayer so idk how far ahead 10 points is, but unless there's a timeout then people will quit even if you're just barely ahead. Plus, do you know they rage quits? MAYBE the first guy had to go do stuff and then people stated leaving because it was unbalanced
User avatar #488135 to #488134 - gibroner
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the matches are til 125 so that's barely a lead secondly I'm pretty sure it was a rage quit on the first guy but even so two more people joined soon after so the teams were only unbalanced for a couple minutes afterwards but then even those people quit but that one dude who stuck it out til the end fighting as hard as he could.
User avatar #488136 to #488135 - ohemgeezus
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yeah, that's why I like games like League that penalize you for leaving the game because it makes people less likely to leave
User avatar #488128 to #488126 - alexanderburns
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why continue to experience something shitty if there's literally zero reason to
User avatar #488129 to #488128 - gibroner
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why would you give up the second things stop going your way?
User avatar #488155 to #488129 - vozel
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well, games are played for enjoyment, people who quit aren't necessarily butthurt

if there is a leaver penatly, i just play like whatever

if there isn't, i leave if i feel i can make better use of my limited time looking for a better game i'll get more enjoyment out of
User avatar #488157 to #488155 - gibroner
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I guess I just have too much sense of integrity to just abandon my teammates. Like the only time I'll quit a game is if A) Something comes up that I absolutely need take care of B) The connections so laggy that it's basically unplayable or C) Or we're being beaten so bad I can't even make it 10 seconds without getting killed aka enemy's spawn camping/cheating somehow otherwise I stick it out no matter how bad we're losing I'll usually change lobbies after the end of the match though if its really bad
User avatar #488130 to #488129 - alexanderburns
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because you can and there's no real reason to not when it comes to video games
#488121 - enlightednatzie
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>when i have poop getting stuck in my ass hair that refuses to drop when im shitting
#488122 to #488121 - anon id: e615f58a
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kill yourself, fatass
#488112 - rokkai
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mfw myautisticprophet blocked me from his content.

it's just sad at this point man.
User avatar #488163 to #488112 - canyou
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Do what I did. Edit 3 of his previous comic panels together to make a new comic, change the text to make him look retarded, and trick people into thinking he's lost his mind.
#488164 to #488163 - rokkai
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that's genius but i can't edit for shit
User avatar #488165 to #488164 - canyou
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Oh it's easy! I actually used MS paint to do it.

You need to login to view this link

The comic is on this profile. You'll notice it's very basic but still funny. Plus it chapped his ass pretty hard.
User avatar #488166 to #488165 - rokkai
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nah man, don't wanna deal with this crap. i'd be bored anyway.
#488109 - lobselvith
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My younger sister has started associating with ghetto trash and wiggers, people who use "nigga" unironically and take stupid, shitty selfies in which they're flipping the camera off I never understood why kids do this. It always looks trashy and tryhard wannbe-badass. I even hated it as a 12 year old walking cringefest. SHe's crushing on a mixed race kid who has the worst, ugliest looking fro imaginable and likes to pick fights with other kids.

I'm really, really hoping that she grows out of this eventually and doesn't becoming human garbage.
#488133 to #488109 - foreveranonymous
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Click to show spoiler
Well if she's anything like you then she's already human garbage
jk bb ily
#488150 to #488133 - lobselvith
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H-h-haha, g-good one, fam.
User avatar #488114 to #488109 - sugoi
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She's a goner.
User avatar #488113 to #488109 - enlightednatzie
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Its your duty as a good brother to guide her throughtout her life. Go to this mix raced kid's house with your dad, light a cross on fire infront of his door and beat the living shit out off him.

Trust me, i am a family conseulant at my sparetime. I have years of experience in this profession and my advice s are top notch.
#488125 to #488113 - anon id: e615f58a
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being swedish, you should be advocating she breed with this nigger
User avatar #488141 to #488125 - enlightednatzie
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Flagged for spam
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kill yourself fatass
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*become
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#488093 - thumbfortrump
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Two days ago some dude from my class kept sneezing, but not into his sleeve. Just plain into the air. And coughing too. Disgusting as shit.

Today I have a cold.
#488081 - aoeui
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I hate how i subconsciously stare at people's odd facial features like moles or messed up teeth, although to be fair it's their own fault for having subhuman genetics
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subhumans judging subhumans

blocked by cuck
-masterboll
User avatar #488090 to #488088 - aoeui
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if whites are subhumans, how far down on the rungs are muslims (arabs)? pigs? flies? bacteria?
#488120 to #488090 - anon id: 441ce08e
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>Still thinking of evolution as a linear process in which some species are more evolved than others
What, is this the early 1900's? Did you go to community college?
User avatar #488119 to #488090 - jubbehhh
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They became the new 12" sub from subway
User avatar #488124 to #488119 - cognosceteipsum
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What