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#309418 - foreveranonymous ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I hate how my bfs family and I nearly missed him being sworn into the Navy
What happened was the Air Force closed their front entrance and put up a sign that said to go to Tuscarora street. So, we punch it into the GPS, go right from the front entrance, and around the base. We found Tuscarora, and it's a fucking dead end. The other way down the road lead far away from the base. I ended up calling my boyfriend and he said we had to go left from the entrance, and take the second Tuscarora on the left, not right
As it turns out there are THREE fucking roads called Tuscarora
Fucking christ Air Force, and least have an arrow pointing in the direction to go and state it's the second fucking Tuscarora, because the first one takes you super far away from where you're actually supposed to be. What a fucking mess.

Also, his plane to Chicago for boot camp was 5 fucking hours late. We spent 7 total in the air port rotting while we waited for his plane. Today was a disaster
User avatar #309443 to #309418 - bladeboy (08/20/2014) [-]
Your boyfriends gonna leave you for a mermaid :^)
#309415 - lulzforebolaafrica (08/20/2014) [-]
Well, I think its time.
User avatar #309434 to #309415 - leonhardt (08/20/2014) [-]
Shitposting =/= spamming
gj fucktard
User avatar #309380 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
This whole Quinnspiracy shit that's happening right now is seriously retarded.

The thing that makes me livid is how I didn't got a complementary blowjob
#309446 to #309380 - rebornpooper (08/20/2014) [-]
I for one welcome the delicious DRRAAAAMMMAAA!!!!
#309391 to #309380 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Quinnspiracy Theory: The Five Guys Saga I don't think you understand the full scale of this bro. I went to /b/ and /v/ on 4chan and literally Believe or not, I'm actually using this the right way. every thread describing this situation is being 404'd within half an hour now. Same thing has been happening to multiple websites actually. This all started from that tumblr vs 4chan shit that we all watched. We never thought the SJW would actually accomplish anything but they has.
User avatar #309609 to #309391 - ecomp (08/20/2014) [-]
/pol/ is a bastion
#309405 to #309391 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh. Oh-ho. Jesus motherfucking christ. That picture you posted is fucking hilarious. It's like one of those stupid forum wars I used to do when I was 14, but he's so serious about it. Jesus, I can't believe someone can be so far up their own crazy arse.
User avatar #309520 to #309405 - azumeow (08/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. Internet is srs bsns.

No, this will end the same way everything does: it blows over in a month or two and nobody fucking remembers it. I think it's shitty, but it's hardly the catastrophe for censorship jelo is making it out to be. Hell, I forgot Sarkeesian even existed for a while, and she caused suuuuch a shitstorm.
#309628 to #309520 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I just want to have my moment mang
I just want to have my moment mang
User avatar #309422 to #309405 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
You do realize that 2/3 of ALL of 4chan's mods were fired and replaced with SJW, right? This and other sites such as Reddit are the backbone of protecting internet censorship. Other cases besides video game journalism has been censored by these mods on these sites already. It's beyond that of a random forum, but of whole entire websites being changed or shut down due to this incident. Perma bans have already been given out to regular users who make content, or comments that seem too offensive.

This obviously might sound exaggerated, but I can assure you that it's much bigger than some random whore selling herself to video game journalist.
#309429 to #309422 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh my god, you're right! They're coming for us! Whatever shall we do?! We will never be able to make fun of tumblr again! Oh the noes, the new age is upon us, the land fails and the new age leaves us behind, children. Run, run, for the gates of hell have opened and they beckon for us. The mad god screams and his hordes of SJWs will answer, the rivers shall run red with our blood and the fields shall be filled with our corpses. The crows will feast and the mountains will burn. For some mods got demodded and a broad fucked some dudes. Your minds cannot even fathom the change that has arrived, the eight false king has come to the throne and his tower looms large over the promised land. The millennium of the blind has begun.
User avatar #309491 to #309429 - majormayor ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's still freaky how information about this incident has been removed on so many websites. I haven't seen something like this before.
#309440 to #309429 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Careful, this might become your future.
I already said that it's exaggerated, but you got to admit that it is a problem to some extent. I mean, this is just pure internet censorship right here.
User avatar #309426 to #309422 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
I wonder if HentaiFroundy''s new policy regarding underaged looking works might stem from this
User avatar #309399 to #309391 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
Wait...shit that picture you posted.

No wonder, now something I had in my mind makes sense to an extent.
#309404 to #309399 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Spreading this message has become a huge pain in the ass as a matter of fact. It has become a bigger problem than just video games, or some random bimbo selling her body for money now. Other non SJW threads tend to suffer the same fate because of these mods. Not only has gaming journalism has died, but other topics that may seem offensive are probably gonna get diminished over the internet too in the near future. Funnyjunk seems to be like a last resort at this point thanks to our anti-feminist admin.
User avatar #309421 to #309404 - leadstriker (08/20/2014) [-]
i never go on reddit or 4chang
but this is too weird and honestly im a bit scared
fucking the government can't censor the internet but some random ass chick can??
what the fuck
User avatar #309431 to #309421 - jelopi ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's not this chick that is causing censorship. It all started from that stupid mini war between 4chan and tumblr. Because the wrong person tried to do suicide the whole website including others might suffer now thanks to some news crews and politicians. This zoe bitch is merely an example of what these new mods are capable of doing. Youtube and funnyjunk are the best places to spread this type of infromation now, and that's just pathetic.
User avatar #309438 to #309431 - leadstriker (08/20/2014) [-]
so sad.
truly low point in the internet.
I mean I never visit reddit or 4chang because funnyjunk background dont burn my eyes
This is pure censorship. Just the fact that these companies and websites can do this is truly terrifying. They're using censorship now so they don't lose money. But what happens when it's not about money.
User avatar #309406 to #309404 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
Hm... shit man, this is huge.

And scary, to an extent.
User avatar #309393 to #309391 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, but not anything by virtue.

She simply used her body.

Maybe I phrased myself wrong. I don't hate the coverage of it, I hate the fact that it happened at all.
#309355 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
hey guys how's it going
#309370 to #309355 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
inb4 your goonies
inb4 your modfriends
inb4 get called butthurt
inb4 more shitposting
User avatar #309372 to #309370 - EdwardNigma (08/20/2014) [-]
The fuck are you banging on about?
User avatar #309373 to #309372 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
This happened before and he brought mods and goonies
User avatar #309375 to #309373 - EdwardNigma (08/20/2014) [-]
He brought a bunch of mods because he was shitposting?
Why? The fuck will they do? Ban someone? Ain't shit to ban.
User avatar #309378 to #309375 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
"haha g-guys, h-hes not a m-mod anymore!"

"we sure s-showed him, r-right?"

"please give me v-validation"
User avatar #309382 to #309378 - EdwardNigma (08/20/2014) [-]
So he is shitposting about Roliga not being a mod anymore?
User avatar #309383 to #309382 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
He's bored :/
User avatar #309386 to #309383 - EdwardNigma (08/20/2014) [-]
It's a sad existence someone leads when shitposting about things months old is what they do when bored.
User avatar #309420 to #309386 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
it's late and I have nothing better to do..... geez.
come to think of it.... fapping would have been more constructive
User avatar #309519 to #309420 - azumeow (08/20/2014) [-]
Yes it would have. Yes it would have....
User avatar #309387 to #309386 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #309371 to #309370 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
nope, just a guy who's bored
User avatar #309384 to #309374 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I guess you both could be butthurt
but out of the two of you, you kinda seem more, he could very well just be bored and shitposting
User avatar #309385 to #309384 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
I wanna shitpost too, im bord

There's no porn threads in /v/ anymore
#309366 to #309355 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
did...did you just become a mod in the matter of seconds?   
 I feel bad for reusing this gif so soon, but it's the most relevant one I have
did...did you just become a mod in the matter of seconds?
I feel bad for reusing this gif so soon, but it's the most relevant one I have
User avatar #309368 to #309366 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
that name color is toggleable
User avatar #309369 to #309368 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #309360 to #309355 - roliga (08/20/2014) [-]
God damn you guys are still bitter about this? I'm so sorry for you, like not even "Hah I'm sorry for you so I'm better than you", like I am actually sorry for you in a concerned way. It's been like 2 months or something. Move on with life, get a hobby, something.
User avatar #309362 to #309360 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
Bitter? It's hilarious that you even think that. I'm just bored at like 10:30 at night. It's called shitposting, roligoo, get used to it or get off FJ.
User avatar #309363 to #309362 - roliga (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah alright, you have fun with that.
User avatar #309364 to #309363 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
thanks for your permission
User avatar #309365 to #309364 - roliga (08/20/2014) [-]
Any time buddy
User avatar #309356 to #309355 - dumerveil (08/20/2014) [-]
Pls go.
The regulars here shitpost enough as is.
User avatar #309357 to #309356 - Marker (08/20/2014) [-]
but moooooom......
#309353 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/20/2014) [-]
People who believe the Sandy Hook conspiracy.
User avatar #309354 to #309353 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
you still haven't made the account
User avatar #309395 to #309354 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/20/2014) [-]
You are really stupid aren't you?
User avatar #309397 to #309395 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
#309402 to #309398 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I mean't the ebola one
I mean't the ebola one
User avatar #309408 to #309402 - lulzfornigeriagirl (08/20/2014) [-]
I made an ebola one too.
User avatar #309409 to #309408 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
#309411 to #309409 - lulzforebolaafrica (08/20/2014) [-]
Hello, on this account I will be nice to all, including you. I am sorry for the way I have acted



#309412 to #309411 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#309352 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I hate how my mother rarely buys shaving cream  I have no idea why their is 4 women in the house    
so I have to use conditioner to shave my legs and stuff and that causes us to run out of conditioner faster then we should
I hate how my mother rarely buys shaving cream I have no idea why their is 4 women in the house
so I have to use conditioner to shave my legs and stuff and that causes us to run out of conditioner faster then we should
User avatar #309377 to #309352 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Soap foam works just as well.
#309379 to #309377 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
are you suure?
User avatar #309388 to #309379 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Sure the purpose of shaving cream is that your hair gets wet and soft and the razor has something to slide on so you don't get irritated. Wet the area, make some soap foam -not a lot, but enough for it to be a visible layer of foam- and apply it. You won't get chafed, promise. I used to do it when I was too poor to buy shaving cream.
User avatar #309389 to #309388 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
you shave your legs?
User avatar #309396 to #309389 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I wax them... but not back then.
#309400 to #309396 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I want to wax
User avatar #309410 to #309400 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's much more convenient than shaving. It lasts like 3 or four weeks.
#309414 to #309410 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
buy me some?
buy me some?
User avatar #309423 to #309414 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #309428 to #309423 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #309447 to #309428 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
ur rood
#309351 - liberalgodess (08/20/2014) [-]
Fucking lel
economic blocked me
User avatar #309390 to #309351 - misticalz ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
who gives a fuck
User avatar #309358 to #309351 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
aren't you on the same team?
User avatar #309359 to #309358 - liberalgodess (08/20/2014) [-]
no; he's a nazi
or at least a nazi sympathizer
User avatar #309466 to #309359 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
Meh economic is more like a nu-whitepride sort of idiot. So what are you?
User avatar #309561 to #309466 - liberalgodess (08/20/2014) [-]
social democrat
User avatar #309564 to #309561 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
hmm I kinda remember you having some pretty un PC opinions for someone who is just left of centre...
#309350 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Almost half an hour and there's only 13 comments, any regular post he makes would have ~100, but since he's pissy over nothing:www.funnyjunk.com/Interesting+experiment/text/5264715/9#9
everyone's afraid(except the 2 people)
How has this site not crashed and burnt yet?
#309437 to #309350 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm also surprised as to how this site hasn't crashed and burned since 90% of users get pissy when they're told to be serious about something for once
User avatar #309367 to #309350 - fistfireace (08/20/2014) [-]
This site didn't crash and burn yet because of pure luck and the fact that people keep coming on here. Any other site that has admins cursing out the users would be long gone by now.

Also, banning people where they can't rejoin the site won't help either.
#309381 to #309367 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
It's funny how he keeps crying about low activity and then goes and says you'll never be able to come back. And how he tries to pass blame that hes not getting enough because of most of us using adblock with shitty ads that give malware
#309392 to #309381 - fistfireace (08/20/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if everyone got up and left this site in a year or so because of it.
I wouldn't be surprised if everyone got up and left this site in a year or so because of it.
#309394 to #309392 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Quite a bit left when he was on his last bitchy streak.
User avatar #309401 to #309394 - fistfireace (08/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and more will continue to leave if he doesn't stop that. Funny how he will be the downfall of his own website.
#309403 to #309401 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
No, no no, it's our fault for using adblock and taking revenue away from him. We're supposed to be letting malware infect our comps and annoying the shit out of us. He's 100% in the right.

Is it necessary to say there's a bit of sarcasm in this comment?
User avatar #309424 to #309403 - fistfireace (08/20/2014) [-]
I was going to make a sarcastic comment as well, but I'm too tired to think of one currently.
Nope, only a fool would take your comment seriously.
User avatar #309361 to #309350 - nimba (08/20/2014) [-]
Maybe it's the whole *cough*fiveguys*cough* thing. Fair enough, I wouldn't want that cancer on my site.
#309349 - epicscorpion ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
When you, as someone of Slavic origin, are forced to read the horrible butchering of Cyrillic by someone who thinks the "sh" symbol means "W" and the "ya" symbol means "R" in their tongue-in-cheek interpretation of Slavic language. Usually over a super-Communist content complete with heavily accented voice overs.
#309340 - furiousmarshmellow (08/20/2014) [-]
>People complaining about how terrible Comcast is as an ISP

Bitches don't know 'bout my GTec.
User avatar #309345 to #309340 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
Optimum 4 lyfe
#309339 - furiousmarshmellow has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #309331 - stringfingerable (08/20/2014) [-]
I hate wheat tortillas.
User avatar #309343 to #309331 - Darianvincent (08/20/2014) [-]
I didn't even know they made wheat tortillas, that does sound pretty shitty. I usually go with really big flour ones or white corn tortillas.
User avatar #309344 to #309343 - stringfingerable (08/20/2014) [-]
Those are the best. Especially homemade flour tortillas.
User avatar #309347 to #309344 - Darianvincent (08/20/2014) [-]
I can't stand using the normal sized ones anymore. I like to use a lot of different fillings for burritos, but it ends up turning into a soft taco instead. .
User avatar #309348 to #309347 - stringfingerable (08/20/2014) [-]
Huge burritos are the best. And then are quesadillas.
User avatar #309334 to #309331 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
As opposed to... ?
User avatar #309335 to #309334 - stringfingerable (08/20/2014) [-]
flour tortillas
User avatar #309336 to #309335 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Oh. I forgot those where a thing.
User avatar #309338 to #309336 - furiousmarshmellow (08/20/2014) [-]
Dat faggot anon.
#309330 - furiousmarshmellow (08/20/2014) [-]
If you actually spend $150 on a virtual knife, you don't deserve financial independence.
If you actually spend $150 on a virtual knife, you don't deserve financial independence.
User avatar #309346 to #309330 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
If it's your own disposable income, I don't see a problem with it.
User avatar #309407 to #309346 - furiousmarshmellow (08/20/2014) [-]
$150 for a virtual knife is like paying $400,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich.
#309341 to #309330 - epicscorpion ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Hey, as long as you sell it for $200 virtual dollars so you can get a better virtual knife!
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#309314 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
i hate this ice bucket challenge. it's just a way for people to feel good about themselves for donating money for a good cause. as if just doing a good thing isn't enough. you need to make sure the entire world knows about that $10 you gave to help fight a disease you knew nothing about.
User avatar #309432 to #309314 - princessren ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I hate how Obama probably won't do the ice bucket challenge even though two famous people have challenged him
dang it isn't he suppose to be the "cool" president
User avatar #309416 to #309314 - bladeboy (08/20/2014) [-]
I did a grade 11 biology project on als, eat my ass anon.
User avatar #309324 to #309314 - commanderbunbun (08/20/2014) [-]
i hear that. i'd rather just write the check and be done with it.
User avatar #309318 to #309314 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I really don't think the point of the ice bucket is for the celebrity to go "Hey, I donated". I think the point is for it to bring the cause to light so other people donate.
User avatar #309316 to #309314 - leonhardt (08/20/2014) [-]
You say that like people donating money to a cause is a bad thing.
Only an asshole would find something wrong with that.
User avatar #309315 to #309314 - dalokan (08/20/2014) [-]
What bothers me is that the buckets are 90% water 10% ice

that ain't no ice challenge, that's just a cold water challenge
#309317 to #309315 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
pouring icecubes on yourself doesn't get you very cold
#309308 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
I hate just how fucking shit I'm at photoshop. This shit took me 30 minutes.
User avatar #309309 to #309308 - megavoir (08/20/2014) [-]
what version of ps?
User avatar #309312 to #309309 - thebestpieever ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Some version I pirated because it has a pretty painting bunny on the startup screen. I think it's the beta for CS5.
User avatar #309296 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
This account will be deleted
User avatar #309299 to #309296 - akl ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
didn't admin take away the option to delete accounts
#309288 - anonymous (08/20/2014) [-]
Fuck the people using a controversial issue to loot in Ferguson
Fuck people for using this case to hate cops
Fuck the media not giving me more local coverage because of Ferguson
Fuck people believing cops/white are all racists
Fuck people who jump the gun/bandwagon whenever a white/cop kills a black man when black on black on violence is much higher
Fuck the liberals
Fuck this post being so long
User avatar #309342 to #309288 - archercarac (08/20/2014) [-]
I live in the St. Louis area, and I'm still not getting local coverage.
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