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#401761 - superchrischan
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(07/07/2015) [-]
I hate when this happens
#401744 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply -2
(07/07/2015) [-]
I hate that aliens probed my asshole after they killed my dog. I'm currently bulding an all-terrain bio weapon fuck-machine and going after them, right after I discover the cure for Ebola.

Ayy lmao in hell, you scrawny bug-eyed illegal immigrants.
#401797 to #401744 - ferrettamer
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
sorry but only authorized personnel are allowed to shitpost
#401775 to #401744 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
#401785 to #401775 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Kane you motherfucker.
#401757 to #401744 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Okay.. something realistic yet more interesting not something taken straight out of a movie or something :I
#401758 to #401757 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I hate that I caught Ebola after my dog died on a mission trip to Africa and now I have 2 months to live?
#401762 to #401758 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Okay, that'll do :I
#401763 to #401762 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
All I get is a frowny face? I'm really trying here. I have two months of life left, you could at least pretend to be happy.
#401764 to #401763 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
More like a poker face. Ok you get an eloge.

Bravo! Bravissimo! *clap clap*
#401746 to #401744 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
excuse me, sir
we do not allow shitposting on this board
#401747 to #401746 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
We do now.
#401750 to #401747 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I decide what goes on around here
#401751 to #401750 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Who put you in charge?
#401752 to #401751 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
God
#401753 to #401752 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
That's funny. I don't remember putting you in charge.
#401754 to #401753 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
No, I said God. Not you. Listen better next time
#401755 to #401754 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
You obviously don't have your priorities in order.
#401756 to #401755 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
send nudes
#401759 to #401756 - lobselvith ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Right after you eat my shit. B)
#401760 to #401759 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
gib da shit
#401745 to #401744 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Wat
#401749 to #401748 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Oohh
#401735 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I hate how all these hates are so generic and uninteresting. I'd like to see something interesting like
"Oh my God, they killed my dog! I'm going after them too..."
or
"Shiiiit, I'm having ebola and it huuuuuuuurts mayne..:"
#401767 to #401735 - wallbuilder
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I hate pain.
Also drink-drivers.
#401771 to #401767 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Damn
#401743 to #401739 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
fug you
#401727 - alexanderburns
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
I haven't had a good pizza in months and I now have something beyond a craving. I can't concentrate on anything beyond the fact that I need a pizza.
It's 8:22am
Pizza places do not open until 11am.
#401765 to #401727 - thechosentroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Then make you own, fag. Takes two hours even if you're making your own dough.
#401733 to #401727 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Pizza is worst food.

Try meatballs with chili sauce. Mild chili.
#401736 to #401734 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
fug y lemonardo
#401731 to #401727 - sugoi
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Make pizza then.
#401728 to #401727 - superchrischan
Reply +2
(07/07/2015) [-]
pizza makes you fat. FJ hates fat people, you will be hated by everyone on FJ!

DON'T EAT THE PIZZA
#401729 to #401728 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
shut up faggot
#401724 - babybeel
Reply +4
(07/07/2015) [-]
Have earphones in
Music loud
Loud enough they can hear it clearly

Obviously I cant fucking hear you. Get my attention instead of babbling and getting annoyed I haven't looked up.
#401776 to #401724 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
My bedroom is on the second story of the house, the furthest point from the stairs as well. I often keep my door shut and I wear effective headphones.

And these dickheads get mad that I can't fucking hear them.
#401740 to #401724 - thegrohltroll
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
That's bad for your ears tho
#401741 to #401740 - babybeel
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
I know, I usually dont do it but when I started listening I was just trying to drown out the sound of my sister eating its disgusting, then I just got used to it.
#401742 to #401741 - thegrohltroll
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
My sis talks with food in her mouth, i told her numerous times that it's a shitty habit yet she keeps doing it. How do sisters function, man?
#401723 - twiley
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Invade a bad decision, I ate Alfredo pasta and some pizza with like 8 toppings last night. Today I have to be downstairs by six to go with my crew for training at a college, which will last about five hours.

But the hot poops...
#401717 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I am sick and fucking tired of being woken up at 5 am by the fucking birds chirping so loud that it can be heard no matter where I am in my house this has been going on since may and I've had enough of it once it gets light I'm going to walmart and buying a bb gun
#401732 to #401717 - sugoi
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Clearly the best and most logical course of action is to rig up guns to fire at 5am to scare off the birds.

As a fellow American I'm sure the gunshots will soothe you in your slumber.
#401722 to #401717 - thegrohltroll
Reply +4
(07/07/2015) [-]
Wake up at 5
Breakfast
Jog
Work out
It's 8
Be productive with your time

The birds are doing you a favor, faggot
#401768 to #401722 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
that would fine and dandy if hadn't fallen asleep at 1am
#401773 to #401768 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Next time sleep at 10
#401778 to #401773 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I don't even get off work until 12
#401779 to #401778 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
What do you do?
#401780 to #401779 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
stocking at a grocery store
#401781 to #401780 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
You work that late? Grocery stores close around 8 pm where I live
#401782 to #401781 - gibroner
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
thats weird like none of the stores around here close before 10
#401783 to #401782 - thegrohltroll
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, well goodluck anyways
#401713 - princessren
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
mods are asleep
post yui
#401777 to #401713 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
>Implying I sleep
#401726 to #401713 - acidjunk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I dont have any Yui
#401716 to #401713 - alexanderburns
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
die
#401718 to #401716 - princessren
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
but no one's online
so I can shitpost
#401719 to #401718 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
race me in mario kart you shitcunt
#401720 to #401719 - princessren
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
no
#401721 to #401720 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
why are you even alive
#401714 to #401713 - thebestpieever
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
She looks like she has down's. Or like she's made of wax and the left side of her face of melting.
#401715 to #401714 - princessren
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
maybe she isdoes
#401709 - swigs
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(07/07/2015) [-]
**swigs used "*roll picture*"**
**swigs rolled image** what I hate
#401832 to #401709 - misticalz
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Yeah fuck Gorillaz
#401712 to #401709 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm not a fan of them either.
#401700 - Elk
Reply +4
(07/07/2015) [-]
Since no one is online, I'm going off topic

This was in the front page lineup the other day, and I found it hilarious.
#401705 to #401700 - sugoi
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
I'm going to post it as content and not give credit.
#401706 to #401705 - Elk
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
Go ahead.
#401703 to #401700 - badmotorfinger
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
I'm online now
#401701 to #401700 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
>i'm going off topic

go be gay somewhere else
#401702 to #401701 - Elk
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** No.
#401687 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** wen u snd a gurl noodz and she laughs at u
#401688 to #401687 - alexanderburns
Reply +2
(07/07/2015) [-]
hoponthefeelstrain is a mean person
#401699 to #401689 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
#401725 to #401699 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Hahahahah what the fuck is this
#401691 to #401689 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
That made me want to throw up...
#401692 to #401691 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
you saw the url and clicked at your own risk
#401694 to #401692 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I thought that it was a joke...
#401696 to #401695 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Still gross, buy it's not as bad.
#401697 to #401696 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
those pancake saggy ones hurt me physically
#401698 to #401697 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I'm not sure which one you're referring to, but pussy pictures are gross.
#401686 - nadam
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
People who take food of off other people's plates are the worst.
#401685 - Elk
Reply +2
(07/07/2015) [-]
I added this guy on Xbox because he wanted people to play Terraria with him, and I have zero friends who want to play Terraria with me . He's on 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, and he's almost always in Netflix. He plays Terraria some, but he won't join my games when I invite him, and he won't invite me.

Why did you freaking accept my request?
#401704 to #401685 - badmotorfinger
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
no terraria but i have xbox minecraft
#401707 to #401704 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Do you have Xbax Live?
#401708 to #401707 - badmotorfinger
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
yeah, i just don't have a mic.
#401667 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
when a threesome porn doesnt have that position where the man lies down and a girl rides him and the other sits on his face
its like you had two girls there you had a guy and you fucked it
you didnt even use it right
#401677 to #401667 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
You make me sad.
#401678 to #401666 - Elk
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
Why?
#401682 to #401678 - badmotorfinger
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
its just so ugly. it pisses me off
#401683 to #401682 - Elk
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
Settle down, rascal. ;)
#401665 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
"I know I'm an asshole but at least I own up to it"
fuck you, owning up to it doesn't change anything but make you feel superior.
#401674 to #401665 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I know I have an asshhole but at least I shave it
#401676 to #401674 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
idk why but the people in my family don't have much body hair so I don't have to shave mine. How awesome is that?
#401679 to #401676 - alexanderburns
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
...are there girls who get hairy butts
#401680 to #401679 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
yea most have to shave/wax
#401681 to #401680 - alexanderburns
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
this is news to me
bad news
#401669 to #401665 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I freaking hate that. I personally feel like being in denial is better. It's not that you wouldn't try to work on your problems, but you really don't think that you do. Basically, if you're an asshole and admit it like that, you're an asshole².
#401670 to #401669 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
exactly, also that fucking frenchie is so cute, I want one
#401671 to #401670 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
It's a subspecies, you retard.
#401673 to #401672 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
You had an argument with someone about subspecies the other day. I was just bringing it up.
#401675 to #401673 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
oh okay
#401651 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**lulzreborntwice used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**lulzreborntwice rolls My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found _.com/_.** Look how fucking small this is, wtf
#401693 to #401651 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**Elk rolls My relationship status.** To this day, I don't know what foreskin looks like. I hope I never know.
#401653 to #401651 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
kind of like your shit covered slav dick
#401654 to #401653 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
>circumcised master fucking race
#401657 to #401654 - anon
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
yea foreskin is nasty as fuck
#401658 to #401657 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
It really is.
#401652 to #401651 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**lulzreborntwice used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**lulzreborntwice rolls Two midgets shitting into a bucket.**
#401656 to #401652 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I don't watch this Mom.
#401642 - Elk
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(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image**

/Saddest+of+sacks/funny-pictures/5606325/1#1

This guy asked a question. Should we answer it? Nah, let's ignore him and thumb it down. :^)
#401668 to #401642 - confusedasian
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
Hey, you rolled a picture I made.
#401655 to #401642 - badmotorfinger
Reply +1
(07/07/2015) [-]
dick move on their part
#401641 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image**
>girl won't respond to me


Enjoy having your nudes plastered over the internet.
#401646 to #401641 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
I don't respect men who do that, I also don't respect women who are stupid enough to send them to people not close enough to them.
#401648 to #401646 - Elk
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I was kidding.
#401650 to #401648 - lulzreborntwice
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
i know
#401640 - onemoreminute
Reply 0
(07/07/2015) [-]
turns out Splatoon is meme trash that has not lasted 1 month