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#254604 - tvfreakuk (05/02/2014) [-]
What the fuck was this that was going on?
User avatar #254606 to #254604 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
Just happened to me too, I think admin might have been fucking with the coding and fucked something up briefly?
I don't know, it annoyed me for the 2 minutes it was around.
#254603 - chaosfanatic (05/02/2014) [-]
"The comments are the best part of FJ."
#254626 to #254603 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Fuck you, I like the comments. No, not the "MFW something" shit or the bandwagoning. The original stuff. You know, the actual jokes. Some commenters have contributed more to the humor of this site than all of our "OC comic makers" combined. So yes, I think the comments are better than the content.
User avatar #254612 to #254603 - alexanderburns (05/02/2014) [-]
*roll photograph* my sides when "funny line"
and also dubs
User avatar #254619 to #254612 - teoyuppie (05/02/2014) [-]
**teoyuppie rolls 76** COME ON DOE IT'S FUN!
#254620 to #254619 - teoyuppie (05/02/2014) [-]
So close, yet so far.
User avatar #254758 to #254620 - rokkarokkaali (05/02/2014) [-]
shibe is this animal collection
User avatar #254759 to #254758 - shibe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
no thats your favorite emo band
User avatar #254633 to #254620 - finblob (05/02/2014) [-]
I once got off to that pic and never found it again
it looks disguising now and i canny mind what i found hot about it before
User avatar #254625 to #254620 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
There is 1 too many things wrong with this photo.
User avatar #254628 to #254625 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
I can count at least 3 other than the obvious one.
User avatar #254613 to #254612 - alexanderburns (05/02/2014) [-]
but how do u roll image?
User avatar #254615 to #254613 - chaosfanatic (05/02/2014) [-]
*roll image* or *roll picture*
#254616 to #254615 - chaosfanatic (05/02/2014) [-]
**chaosfanatic rolled image** it is
User avatar #254599 - erikus (05/02/2014) [-]
Want to get mad some feminist bitch that uses feminism to excuse his slut behaviour via Twitter (and also insult everyone who doesn't think like her).

Ideas?
User avatar #254589 - revengeforfreeze (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate it that I was sucking up the 16 eggs I put in my grandmothers vagina, then I got a 17th one. How the fuck is that even possible?
User avatar #254608 to #254589 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
Same happened with my grandmother too. I'm pretty sure they have duplicators in their vaginas, but I am not sure.
User avatar #254563 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I've been rewatching Red Dwarf and lately I've been having to fight an urge to use the word "smeg" because I know that would make me no better than my sister who called me onii-chan. And I will not fucking become one of those... things.
User avatar #254581 to #254563 - alexanderburns (05/02/2014) [-]
Is your sister hot?
User avatar #254585 to #254581 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I unno, kind of, I suppose. She works as a model for clothing catalogues and she's like, happy girl number two on a Wendy's commercial and whatnot.
User avatar #254586 to #254585 - ferrettamer (05/02/2014) [-]
pics to not masturbate to?
User avatar #254587 to #254586 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I don't tend to take or keep pictures of anything, really.
User avatar #254588 to #254587 - ferrettamer (05/02/2014) [-]
actually i realized I dont want them because I only like white girls :^) :^) ^
User avatar #254590 to #254588 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
She's white.
User avatar #254591 to #254590 - ferrettamer (05/02/2014) [-]
ok i want them again pls :^) :^) (^:
User avatar #254593 to #254592 - ferrettamer (05/02/2014) [-]
yea but whateer man
#254577 to #254563 - megavoir (05/02/2014) [-]
"my sister who called me onii-chan"
User avatar #254579 to #254577 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
You think it's bad hearing about it? It was so incredibly annoying hearing her every single bloody time in that singy tone "Oh-NEEEE-cha-n" Jesus Christ.
User avatar #254611 to #254579 - tvfreakuk (05/02/2014) [-]
yfw and hfw
ONIICHAN.AVI.WMV
User avatar #254580 to #254579 - megavoir (05/02/2014) [-]
So you would love this. 妹の悪戯 Little sister licks your ears [Eng-Sub] I would like to point out that Careless Whisper by Wham was the second thing when I searched for this
#254583 to #254580 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I yelled like 6 times during this creepfest. It was awful. Also, this.
User avatar #254562 - wallbuilder (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate the shitcunt niggersacks that don't do dishes between delivering pizzas. Had to stay 'till 2am doing a whole nights worth of dishes. Have awareness of your actions/lack thereof, fuckers. Every time I start work late I come in to a fuck huge pile of dishes.
#254553 - hauntzor (05/02/2014) [-]
People who insist on being called weird-ass pronouns.

I can understand preferring male, female or even genderless pronouns (they, them, etc.), but I've seen some pretty goddamn fucked-up shit since my stay on Tumblr.

Today I saw a post where OP was referring to their friend as "xyr".

Xyr? What the fuck are you identifying as, a Xenomorph?
User avatar #254594 to #254553 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/02/2014) [-]
how do you get on tumblr to see the posts we see on fj?
User avatar #254601 to #254594 - hauntzor (05/02/2014) [-]
The funny ones and not the ones containing SJW bitchfights?

I dunno, I just started out by following other people that I know from real life and it sort of just took shape from there.
User avatar #254771 to #254601 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/02/2014) [-]
The ones presented in linear threads. The common format shown on fj
User avatar #254573 to #254553 - foreveranonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Of all the weird pronouns, I actually see Xym/Xyr a lot
#254556 to #254553 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Fuckin' xenos scum. First they disguise themselves as humans and try to cause chaos and confusion on the internet through their bullshit and now they want to make people accept xenos and become comfortable with them, so they can attack without warning? Not on my fucking watch.
User avatar #254555 to #254553 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
It's very weird, but it's supposed to be like a middle ground betwen he and she... like, the way you're supposed to pronounce it is like the Chinese syllable "Zh" as in "Zheng He".
User avatar #254557 to #254555 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
I will only accept that as anything other than bullshit when an actual chinese person says it.
User avatar #254560 to #254557 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
That came acrosss as wrong... it sounded like I support their stupid labels. I, I agree, it's stupid, but the linguistics student in me loves that they stumbled upon something as interesting as a foreign syllable and are using it in a way that makes sense for English.
User avatar #254561 to #254560 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have a theory that this is all a conspiracy to make people even stupider. There's probably a group of extremely intelligent people starting who started this shit and keep the fiery rage burning. I should go to /pol/ more often.
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User avatar #254559 to #254558 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
I agree that it makes sense from a vocal standpoint. It just makes no sense from every other standpoint.
User avatar #254552 - clavatninenine (05/02/2014) [-]
i hate how hard it was to find a glitch that isn't blocked by funnyjunk

f͕̘ͮ̋̌̿ͦ̓̍̕ȕ̢͈̲̤ͩ᷁᷃᷅͛̇̾c͛͆͌͒͂ ̜̜͔͗̀̑̑͡k̦͆̿̈́᷅̾̑̾ͥ̅͘͢͡ ̹̣̂̀᷃ͫ̉̕̕̕ẏ͕̲̱᷀̔̉̅᷃o̭ͪ͆ͮ̆̾ ͎̘̲͖̽ͧͭų̤̯̮᷉᷈̃͑̎̒̐̇᷅ͨ ̧͔̹͛᷆᷇᷃̽᷁ͭͣ᷾͝ą̧̜͔͆᷇᷁ͦ̊͡d̮͈ͦͯ͞ ̭̤̈̏͋̑̒m̥̤᷊̟̃͆᷁̾̌᷆͝į̹̗᷊ͯ̋ͨͫ̏᷃͢͡ ̤̥ṋ̷̥̠̗͕̠ͨ͂ͨͨ᷅̏͢͡
User avatar #254576 to #254552 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate how this was the biggest shit post I've seen.
User avatar #254602 to #254576 - shibe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
have you only been here for a week
User avatar #254605 to #254602 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
Shit posts are shit posts.
They're all equally terrible.
User avatar #254607 to #254605 - shibe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
One shitpost is bad


but if someone were to spam a whole page with a wall of text, it would probably be worse than one post.
User avatar #254610 to #254607 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
Shit posts are shit posts.
#254578 to #254576 - clavatninenine (05/02/2014) [-]
this board has taken shitpost and driven it's meaning into the ground.

you wanna see shitposts, just go ask team teo to come back.
User avatar #254582 to #254578 - darksideofthebeast (05/02/2014) [-]
No, you just did a shit post.
User avatar #254544 - soopergrover (05/02/2014) [-]
"Let It Go" is completely overplayed and overrated. I'm beyond sick of hearing it on the radio every hour of the day. It's a fucking Disney song. It would be different if they played the Demi Lovato version, although it would still be equally annoying.

God dammit, it's so infuriating.
User avatar #254692 to #254544 - ZenMacros (05/02/2014) [-]
I didn't care for it when I heard it on the radio. I loved it when I saw the movie, though. I guess, for me, it's just so much better in context with the movie it's from, but on its own it's just good, not amazing like most people make it out to be.
User avatar #254646 to #254544 - awesomerninjathing (05/02/2014) [-]
I've actually never heard that song a single time. On the radio or on the computer.
User avatar #254595 to #254544 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/02/2014) [-]
hahah gay agenda
User avatar #254548 to #254544 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I haven't seen the movie but I think it's a pretty sweet song.
User avatar #254549 to #254548 - soopergrover (05/02/2014) [-]
To be completely honest, I wouldn't mind the song at all if it wasn't played so often on the radio. But it seems people are obsessing over it, and that's what grinds my gears.
User avatar #254550 to #254549 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Well I don't listen to the radio so I wouldn't know.
User avatar #254551 to #254550 - soopergrover (05/02/2014) [-]
Exactly.

Let me tell ya, man. Shit gets annoying as hell.
#254546 to #254544 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
Agreed. I don't exactly hate it but there are much better songs in Frozen
User avatar #254547 to #254546 - soopergrover (05/02/2014) [-]
There are definitely better songs. But how come none of the other Disney movies had their exclusive songs put on the radio? Why this shit?
User avatar #254554 to #254547 - amberluger (05/02/2014) [-]
strangers like me was 10# on the charts for a while when tarzan came out.

#254541 - foreveranonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate how I'm basically having a panic attack because of where a car is parked outside. The issue is that only one person ever parked there, and it was my ex-boyfriend. The same boyfriend that threatened to kidnap me, rape me, and kill himself if I didn't have sex with him. I know it's not the same car he drove last year, but it's still freaking me out. I'm afraid to leave my house.
User avatar #254734 to #254541 - thesoulless (05/02/2014) [-]
Better blow it up, just to be safe.
User avatar #254574 to #254541 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Get a gun.
#254543 to #254541 - anonymous (05/02/2014) [-]
a chance to legally shoot a man? roliga is on his way
#254545 to #254543 - roliga (05/02/2014) [-]
[muffled rap music playing in the distance]
[muffled rap music playing in the distance]
User avatar #254542 to #254541 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, y'know: It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you, so lock the doors and keep a periodic eye on the car. Don't freak out but have caution.
#254537 - roliga (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate finals. I just finished a 14 page final and I feel like the physical embodiment of death...
I hate finals. I just finished a 14 page final and I feel like the physical embodiment of death...
#254564 to #254537 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
What in the name of the holy god-emperor of fucks, ruling the imperium of fucks from his golden throne, powered by the souls of 10 000 fucks every single day, do you study? 14 fucking pages. The most I ever have to write is 4.
#254598 to #254564 - billywonka (05/02/2014) [-]
Where the hell do you live? I had to write an 8 page single spaced paper just in high school
User avatar #254623 to #254598 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
A place where teachers don't like reading. Also, are talking 8 written pages or 8 printed pages?
User avatar #254808 to #254623 - billywonka (05/03/2014) [-]
printed
User avatar #254810 to #254808 - thechosentroll (05/03/2014) [-]
Shiiiiiiiiiet. OK, I am definitely glad I don't go to school wherever you do.
#254538 to #254537 - misanthrizzle (05/02/2014) [-]
Take a nap, roligasan
User avatar #254565 to #254535 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Fuckin' hell.
User avatar #254534 - lobselvith (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate that all these shitty "OC" comics are popping back up now that admin has initiated this stupid "who can kiss my ass the most for colored text." contest.
#254536 to #254534 - clavatninenine (05/02/2014) [-]
I have this. it offends me.
I have this. it offends me.
User avatar #254532 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
...My Internet service provider can go fuck itself.
User avatar #254526 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I just found out Kevin Spacey is knighted and to be entirely honest I'm kind of outraged that an American would be a CBE.
User avatar #254621 to #254526 - SlowpokeForever (05/02/2014) [-]
There are several knighted Americans. Or do you just not particularly like Kevin Spacey?
User avatar #254622 to #254621 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't know there were. I've done some research since.
User avatar #254634 to #254622 - SlowpokeForever (05/02/2014) [-]
Cool. Well, have a good one.
User avatar #254523 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
"Man, I sure do like comics where the author goes on a political rant while talking down to every other character that disagrees with them."

Said no one ever.
#254572 to #254523 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
"I am the author of this comic, therefore I shall be portrayed as calm, logical, likable and more attractive than I really am, while everyone else is portrayed as a butthurt neckbeard incapable of logical thought or coherent speech. This way it seems like I'm right by default.".
User avatar #254533 to #254523 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Oh I love 'em, they're a ton of fun. Specially Annie, what with it it's S and M undertones.
User avatar #254522 - kornadth (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate socialists.
#254566 to #254521 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
God, I wish this were real.
God, I wish this were real.
User avatar #254540 to #254521 - teoyuppie (05/02/2014) [-]
Hhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahaha! If only it were real.
User avatar #254524 to #254521 - sonnyboii (05/02/2014) [-]
Please tell me this is real
User avatar #254530 to #254527 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
well i dont hate scandinavia
just ajk :3
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User avatar #254529 to #254528 - sonnyboii (05/02/2014) [-]
Im Norwegian so i dont care much about sweden
#254531 to #254529 - syrianassassin ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
any scandenavian country is ok   
im syrian   
typical sand nigger
any scandenavian country is ok
im syrian
typical sand nigger
#254505 - rokkarokkaali (05/02/2014) [-]
It seems that no matter how many fact comps there are, how many pokemon comps, video games comps, movie comps, there are only 5 interesting things to put on the list that everyone has already seen countless times. Yes I know of the guy that tripped on his beard and died. Yes I know of the sexual reference with cloyster and onix. Yes I know of the easter egg of the priest who missed the hay stack  and looks like it's from Assassin's Creed. Yes I know of the giant squid who shows up if you stare at water for longer than you should. Is those the only interesting things in life?
It seems that no matter how many fact comps there are, how many pokemon comps, video games comps, movie comps, there are only 5 interesting things to put on the list that everyone has already seen countless times. Yes I know of the guy that tripped on his beard and died. Yes I know of the sexual reference with cloyster and onix. Yes I know of the easter egg of the priest who missed the hay stack and looks like it's from Assassin's Creed. Yes I know of the giant squid who shows up if you stare at water for longer than you should. Is those the only interesting things in life?
User avatar #254667 to #254505 - awesomerninjathing (05/02/2014) [-]
hurr durr ive never seen it so its not a repost to me stop complaining lmao :^)))^)^)^)^
#254500 - KINGOFTHESTARS (05/02/2014) [-]
I hate these facebook posts that appeal to pity

User avatar #254501 to #254500 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
She could still talk while giving you a beej.

Deal breaker right there.
User avatar #254568 to #254501 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
Also, if they masturbated, would it be masturbation or incest?
User avatar #254569 to #254568 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
And if one doesn't feel like it, but the other still does it, would it be rape?
User avatar #254570 to #254569 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
This raises so many fucking questions.
User avatar #254567 to #254501 - thechosentroll (05/02/2014) [-]
I wonder if it'd count as a threesome.
User avatar #254506 to #254501 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, they're two different people, so she couldn't.
User avatar #254508 to #254506 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
You think they got two vaginas?
User avatar #254743 to #254508 - thesoulless (05/02/2014) [-]
They don't, they're joined at the spine
User avatar #254509 to #254508 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
I unno. Depends on the set of Siamese twins. Some even share internal organs, other are pretty much complete people that are just stuck together.
User avatar #254511 to #254509 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
So there's hope?
User avatar #254512 to #254511 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Why would you even want two vaginas, you've got two John Thomases?
User avatar #254513 to #254512 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
No but it would be nice to have variety.
User avatar #254514 to #254513 - thebestpieever (05/02/2014) [-]
Would you be in a relationship with the two of 'em, though?
User avatar #254516 to #254514 - leonhardt (05/02/2014) [-]
It would be impractical not to be.
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