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#417363 - minibeep
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(09/11/2015) [-]
i cant belive rei is blocking me... i thought we were friends. guess i shouldnt have been a cunt
User avatar #417368 to #417363 - Elk
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Who is rei?
#417375 to #417368 - minibeep
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(09/11/2015) [-]
a weeaboo.
i impersonated him and waged war on the anime board with ragefaces and my nationalist anti weeaboo flag
#417362 - anon id: 2fc36c6d
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(09/11/2015) [-]
2 days ago, I pulled my back trying to suck my own dick
I'm still in pain

anon because of shame
User avatar #417394 to #417362 - ZenMacros
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Do some yoga, lose some weight and get a longer dick.
#417597 to #417394 - anon id: 2fc36c6d
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(09/12/2015) [-]
do you know where I can add 3 inches with one easy trick?
User avatar #417604 to #417597 - ZenMacros
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Get something that will stretch it out all the way and keep it like that while you sleep every night.
#417772 to #417604 - pebar
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#417372 to #417362 - EdwardNigma
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User avatar #417366 to #417362 - shenro
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gotta be careful m8, if you're not flexible, that's bound to happen.
User avatar #417360 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Bill Maher
#417357 - anon id: 4859f982
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Senators Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) and Tom Harkin (D-Iowa). They've both taken campaign donations from large supplement companies and combated the FDA's attempts to regulate supplements in a similar way they do with prescription and non-prescription drugs. Because of Hatch and Harkin, supplements can still make outrageous claims and have to offer little information on their ingredients and side-effects.

Google "Hatch and Harkin". Fucktons of blogposts with the naturalistic phrases or Libertarian talking points in the title praising these actual shills.

I fucking hate Libertarians and faux-hippies so much.
User avatar #417355 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/11/2015) [-]
I don't think anything in this world is more annoying than a russian in csgo.
You could be playing like a God and they'd still blame you for their death and for the loss of a round...
#417356 to #417355 - dreygur
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(09/11/2015) [-]
ez katka
User avatar #417351 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/11/2015) [-]
>csgo
>team based game that revolves around heavy communication about all intel of the enemy
>teammates want to talk about their life and stuff
>can't hear the enemy walking or where they're at
>teammates won't hear me calling out because they're talking over people to talk about their life
>lose round because they're not actually focused on the game, just on talking about dumb shit
User avatar #417353 to #417351 - superchrischan
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Matchmaking?
Solo queued?
User avatar #417354 to #417353 - darksideofthebeast
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Nope, not a solo queue, full team actually. But him and his friend were talking the whole time and the other guy wasn't talking or calling anything out, only me and my friend were basically playing as a team.
#417349 - sphincterface
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(09/11/2015) [-]
"We are proud to bring you commercial-free radio!"

-plays 6 commercials in a row-
User avatar #417384 to #417349 - ohemgeezus
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See, on my way home I was thinking about making a post about that, too. The "we don't play commercials" is a commercial in itself
User avatar #417340 - planetexpress
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I try to hang out with friends and force myself to be more social. However, everytime om with them i always come up with some lame excuse to leave early or get out of it. I was hanging out with a couple friends yesterday and we were debating on where to eat. In the middle of our conversation i go 'well gotta go maybe we can go out this weekend.' Im already thinking of bulshit reasons to get out of that
User avatar #417364 to #417340 - thegrohltroll
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I told my classmates straight up, I don't like social gatherings. Going out with a friend or two is alright, more than that is unbearable for me.
User avatar #417341 to #417340 - awesomerninjathing
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ehh i do that too

it's an introvert trait pretty sure
#417342 to #417341 - planetexpress
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**planetexpress used "*roll picture*"**
**planetexpress rolled image** Lets hang out and be introverts together
User avatar #417343 to #417342 - awesomerninjathing
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i just get bored of whatever we're doing and the people im with so i just bounce

got a date tomorrow tho, i doubt ill be like that
User avatar #417344 to #417343 - planetexpress
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Good luck on your date!!!
User avatar #417345 to #417344 - awesomerninjathing
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thanks fam

she has a boyfriend but she seems interested in me even tho it hasn't been very long, and her relationship doesn't seem like it's in an amazing state right now

gonna cuck that nigga lol
User avatar #417346 to #417345 - planetexpress
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Hey you snooze you lose, his loss. Get at her, maybe she'll be 'THE ONE'
User avatar #417347 to #417346 - awesomerninjathing
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ahaha i doubt it but eh

ive always told people that having a crush is stupid and that you should just be open at all times, be friends with a ton of girls and just flirt innocently with them all and see if anything happens rather than focusing on just one girl and putting her on a pedestal, but it kinda just clicked with this one because she's passionate about the shit im passionate about

im still holding back rather than obsessing and worshipping her tho, you dont want to be the guy she can go to whenever she wants free food or shit like that
#417320 - Elk
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I was texting this girl last night. She was obviously upset, so I told her we could talk about it if she wanted. She wouldn't, so I dropped it. We talked normally for a bit, but we just suddenly stopped. I fell asleep. She texted two hours later, and I'm quoting, "Ugh." I woke up a few minutes after the text, and she wanted to talk. Why did you wait so late?
User avatar #417352 to #417320 - darksideofthebeast
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Tell her to send you nudes to cheer her up.
User avatar #417350 to #417320 - sphincterface
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Similar story, texting this one girl I sorta kinda like.
3 hours later and I don't get a text from her so I assumed she went to bed or something.
Wake up, see she texted me at 2 in the morning asking if I was still up.
#417339 to #417320 - planetexpress
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**planetexpress used "*roll picture*"**
**planetexpress rolled image** She wants your attention. You are being used. Friend-dump her already .
User avatar #417337 to #417320 - awesomerninjathing
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just ignore that shit

she's clearly looking for attention by sending that
#417335 to #417320 - anon id: ee1dbf56
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(09/11/2015) [-]
ebin
User avatar #417325 to #417320 - serhiy
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not sure if this just another shitpost, or a genuine gripe.
User avatar #417326 to #417325 - Elk
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"Hurr, Elk posted. Look at dat shitpost."
User avatar #417327 to #417326 - serhiy
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i never said it was, you missing the point completely.
User avatar #417328 to #417327 - Elk
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It doesn't even remotely resemble a shitpost.
User avatar #417329 to #417328 - serhiy
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yeah, but the fact that you do it so often it's really difficult to judge.
User avatar #417330 to #417329 - Elk
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User avatar #417331 to #417330 - serhiy
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so you're implying that you never shitpost?
and you're still missing the point
#417332 to #417331 - Elk
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I never said I don't. You guys act like it's all I do. Most of my posts are actual complaints, but you guys refuse to see/say it.

No, I'm not missing the point. You assumed it was a shitpost because I posted it. That's all there is to it.
User avatar #417333 to #417332 - voltkills
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(09/11/2015) [-]
for some reason I have a hard time believing that most of your complaints are real.
User avatar #417334 to #417333 - Elk
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Not my problem.
#417309 - huntergriff
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So i got metal gear solid 5 off of my friend's xbox live account  we went 50-50 on it  and the fucking game likes to take control of my controller and move the camera around in a completely fucking different area than where the fuck i'm aiming. Like...it literally acts like a fucking poltergeist and aims the gun away from where I'm aiming...   
   
Game: "SNAKE KILL THOSE RUSSIAN COMMIE FUCKS! but first let me just take over your controller and let these people fuck you in the ass, then you can kill them."    
   
   
Also fuck afghanistan.
So i got metal gear solid 5 off of my friend's xbox live account we went 50-50 on it and the fucking game likes to take control of my controller and move the camera around in a completely fucking different area than where the fuck i'm aiming. Like...it literally acts like a fucking poltergeist and aims the gun away from where I'm aiming...

Game: "SNAKE KILL THOSE RUSSIAN COMMIE FUCKS! but first let me just take over your controller and let these people fuck you in the ass, then you can kill them."


Also fuck afghanistan.
User avatar #417321 to #417309 - Elk
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Have you tried deleting it and reinstalling it?
User avatar #417322 to #417321 - huntergriff
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No, but i don't think that'd work. Pretty sure this is a glitch, so...i'm probably going to wait and see if konami, or whoever does the patching, fixes it. It's bad, but i mean...it's more of a nuisance.
User avatar #417324 to #417322 - Elk
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It probably wouldn't, but I figured it was worth a shot. I've had to do it with some games, but they didn't have the problems you're having. Well, good luck with it.
#417313 to #417309 - thebestpieever
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So... could you be any more of an MGS noob or like....?
User avatar #417314 to #417313 - huntergriff
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No, It's not that. It's literally in the middle of gameplay right when i'm about to say snipe someone, no cutscene, it just takes over the controller and saves that someone's life for a second, giving them the opportunity to shoot me. And it does this every 30 minutes.
#417318 to #417314 - anon id: 859473ff
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Replace controller?
User avatar #417319 to #417318 - huntergriff
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It's not the controller. the game's audio gets choppy when it happens too.
User avatar #417297 - thegrohltroll
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>Old prof: this how you do things.
>New prof: what you're used to doing is wrong.

There is no such thing as continuity in this fucking university.
#417315 to #417297 - anon id: 9a61b4e7
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>Everything I learn could be outdated by the time I finish studying
>The best way to learn is through actually working and adapting as it comes not studying
>I can't work without the legal qualification I get through studying
>Spend 4 years in uni and come out with a piece of paper and only a few months worth of useful information
User avatar #417304 to #417297 - jadewest
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sounds just like my work
User avatar #417301 to #417297 - wallbuilder
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Not just university/education. Information is utterly corruptible now, anyone can edit or create false but legitimate-seeming data. I need about 40 sources and to have witnessed it with my own eyes to believe anything now.
User avatar #417300 to #417297 - sugoi
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(09/11/2015) [-]
Education in a nutshell.
#417295 - Ihazfunkitty
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>autistic friend s shitting his pants because he doesnt understand his schedule
>he is in a diffrent class but usually we have the same schedule
>told him he needed to go to the small building first and then to the big building
>realize i didnt look good enough
>he needs to be in the big building the whole morning
>repeatedly told him he needed to be in the big building only
>last message he saw was litterally "YOU NEED TO BE IN THE BIG BUILDING THE WHOLE MORNING"
>my class is over, i need to go to the small building
>about to go up the stairs, i see him running downstairs
>says "fuck you i was in the wrong building"

well excuse me for you not realizing that the first information was wrong even when i repeatedly told the right info
#417323 to #417295 - Elk
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He's autistic, man. Calm down. It'll be okay.
#417294 - anon id: fb518692
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i love living in hawaii, but man do I hate meeting people as a result. everyone loves sports, going to the beach, and hiking. If me being on funnyjunk is any indicator, I don't give a shit about any of those things. Immediately I have almost nothing in common with half the people living here, making things like making friends and dating stupid. Then, as if to add insult to injury, pretty much everyone i've met so far who has similar interests as me, is either a complete moron, an asshole, annoying, or some combination of all three. At least it's nice living here
#417282 - babybeel
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When you have a shitty dream and it affects your mood. I had a dream I was angry and fustrated and ow that's how I feel. Everything is annoying me. My eyes wont focus, everything is loading slow, my keyboard is being a dick, and I asked my mam for photos she has on her phone but she just linked to my facebook album the fuck?
User avatar #417281 - darksideofthebeast
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"hurr durr natural selection gon get them hurrr" "hurr darwin award"
User avatar #417284 to #417281 - leonhardt
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Yeah how dare we make fun of stupid people
User avatar #417285 to #417284 - darksideofthebeast
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No, it just seems insanely pretentious to say shit like that. But I forgot, you're one of the most pretentious users on this site.
User avatar #417302 to #417285 - wallbuilder
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Don't be ridiculous. Reaper exists.
User avatar #417306 to #417302 - darksideofthebeast
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"one of"
User avatar #417311 to #417306 - wallbuilder
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Fuck my reading comprehension and speeling has been shit lately.
User avatar #417287 to #417285 - leonhardt
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Yes, let the salt flow through you.
Your indignation sustains me.
User avatar #417288 to #417287 - darksideofthebeast
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I need it for my mac and cheese, brb, I have mac and cheese to finish cooking. The good velveeta kind, I have high hopes for this mornings dinner.
User avatar #417289 to #417288 - leonhardt
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put some chili in it
User avatar #417290 to #417289 - darksideofthebeast
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I actually mixed some alfredo in it and I put some Italian seasoning in it, it's delicious.
User avatar #417291 to #417290 - leonhardt
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I use chili powder and oregeno
User avatar #417292 to #417291 - darksideofthebeast
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I was going to put red pepper in it, but I didn't really want any spice today.
I cooked it with some olive oil too and I cooked it perfectly al dente.
#417280 - anon id: ce1232e6
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why cant men learn to stop looking at me when i walk down the street i look at them but thats different.
User avatar #417348 to #417280 - joshlol
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maybe you should stop asking for it
#417277 - anon id: 1c216620
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christopher titus isnt funny
User avatar #417268 - geothermal
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Both my cats saw another cat outside.

Now theyre both engaged in loud as fuck bitchmode, all whining at eachother than shit.

Cat noises are the worst.
User avatar #417240 - badmotorfinger
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new text font is trash. I hope someone makes a script that reverts it to what it was originally
User avatar #417279 to #417240 - thegrohltroll
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Nah son, it's cool
User avatar #417283 to #417279 - badmotorfinger
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might grow on me. dunno. I just don't like change
User avatar #417251 to #417240 - thebestpieever
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It looks... off, somehow. Childish? In a way... I don't pay enough attention to fonts to be able to notice the subtleties. But my god, does it improve legibility by a mile. And honestly? If it's easier to read I'll take it every time. Hence why I'm apparently the only person in the world who doesn't hate Comic Sans: It is a font just optimised for legibility.
User avatar #417246 to #417240 - Elk
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I like it. I like it a lot.
User avatar #417250 to #417246 - youngneil
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I like all of these changes so far.
I probably wouldn't mind if the color scheme was changed too, but I do really like these colors.
User avatar #417254 to #417250 - BmanX
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Let's go back to yellow
User avatar #417252 to #417250 - Elk
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I don't think anything would work better as a color scheme, but I agree with the rest.
User avatar #417242 to #417240 - masterboll
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lick my hairy ass, faggot
#417274 to #417242 - badmotorfinger
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#417275 to #417274 - masterboll
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User avatar #417276 to #417275 - badmotorfinger
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legalize potted plants man.
#417229 - bladeboy
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I got woken up mid nap to my boss calling me and pretty much telling me he needs me to come in because he didn't book anyone for the 6-10 shift.