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#63538 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
lol whine rhymes with airline
User avatar #63531 - samxdaxman (05/30/2013) [-]
Why does fucking EVERYONE spam the hating board? What the fuck did we do? I really hate this non stop bullshit
#63537 to #63531 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
#cutforhatingboard
#63535 to #63531 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
You accepted him into your ranks. After all that passed.

You scorned at him, and now welcome him into your bethren.

We don't. We stand united against the great whore. We stand strong in our ground.

Swag
User avatar #63534 to #63531 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
it's not everyone, it's one or two users as anons
User avatar #63570 to #63534 - samxdaxman (05/30/2013) [-]
I mean overall. Hate to bring up past shit, but aark, the anons, now kolimm. It seems like we get a shitload of spam.
User avatar #63843 to #63570 - kolimm (05/31/2013) [-]
oi! i never spammed hating board yet
User avatar #63573 to #63570 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
i reported it on spam again, but what this board would really need is a reliable moderator who can block ips
User avatar #63582 to #63573 - samxdaxman (05/30/2013) [-]
That's a damn good idea. Is there any way we could get DJ 4DM1N to have someone do that?
User avatar #63585 to #63582 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
i don't really see a way. we could make a user board once he enables them, but it wouldn't be the same.
User avatar #63590 to #63585 - samxdaxman (05/30/2013) [-]
True. Shit sucks yo.
#63529 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
groovey babey
#63533 to #63529 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
#gr00veybabey
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User avatar #63532 to #63527 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

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User avatar #63545 to #63540 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
**aarketernal deserves to cry because of shitposting**
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#63526 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
420 blaze it
#63530 to #63526 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
#430smokeit
#63519 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
yolo
#63528 to #63519 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
#yolo
#63512 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
swag
#63517 to #63512 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
sweg
#63515 to #63512 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
#$wag
User avatar #63502 - misticalz (05/30/2013) [-]
>Circle jerkers on this board.
>How our "beloved" Addy doesn't care about proxy thumbers even that's the point of the damn captcha.
>SMOSH
>Campaigns that are all about "STOP BULLYING" But don't actually do shit about it, except make posters and pins.
>I saw an ad on the bus today it read;
*WHY LOVE ONE (image of dog) BUT EAT THE OTHER(image of pig) ? CHOOSE VEGAN!*
User avatar #63509 to #63502 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
the point of the captcha is to prevent bots
#63511 to #63509 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Misticalz here

As anon, I tried to thumb up your comment, got this.

"To prevent vote fraud, we require you enter in this captcha. This is to stop spammers from creating thousands of accounts using proxies and cheating their way to the top."
User avatar #63561 to #63511 - ferrettamer ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, to prevent scripts and bots most likely
User avatar #63520 to #63511 - aarketernal (05/30/2013) [-]
Addy will only ever care about rule breakers if it threatens his profits. Thats why the only thing people ever really get banned for anymore is porn in sfw.
User avatar #63513 to #63511 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
i don't think anybody creates thousands of accounts manually
#63514 to #63513 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Please, see: Phanact, arketernal, furry board
User avatar #63524 to #63514 - aarketernal (05/30/2013) [-]
Phanact has maybe a few accounts, i only make one when you guys ban the old one, and people on the furry board really only have one or two accounts each. The captcha is more for programmers who use bot-scripting to auto-make accounts and then thumb up a comment at a given url.
#63523 to #63514 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #63518 to #63514 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
you know how long it takes to create on thousand accounts?
and then to log into each of them to thumb all your comments? lol, no.
User avatar #63479 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
todays the first time ive seen forrest gump (fuck me right) and i really hate Forrest's accent.
User avatar #63505 to #63479 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I watched it last week.


It was a really good movie.

And since I live in the south the voice doesn't annoy me at all. I'm used to it now.
User avatar #63490 to #63479 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
that's the south of the states for you
User avatar #63492 to #63490 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
thought so
User avatar #63493 to #63492 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
but tom hanks is best actor
User avatar #63497 to #63493 - aarketernal (05/30/2013) [-]
Since Toy Story was my childhood, i cant watch a movie with tom hanks without imagining woody. Same with tim allen.
User avatar #63495 to #63493 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
indeed
User avatar #63486 to #63479 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
The movie is so great though.
User avatar #63487 to #63486 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
i know right, so awesome
User avatar #63488 to #63487 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU REPLY SO FAST.
Are.. are you god?
User avatar #63482 to #63479 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
my mom always told me life was like a box of choc-o-lates
User avatar #63485 to #63482 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
i got shot in the but-tocks
#63481 to #63479 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
>swifty confirmed to hate all people with mental disabilities
User avatar #63489 to #63481 - aarketernal (05/30/2013) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #63484 to #63481 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
he has a mental disability? i watched the film an hour into it.

thought it was just his alabaman accent
User avatar #63494 to #63484 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #63496 to #63494 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
anon said he had disability.

I did not know that, i thought it was his southern accent
User avatar #63498 to #63496 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
did you watch the movie or not?
User avatar #63499 to #63498 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
yes. i watched it an hour into the movie. i started watching it when he was pulling luitentant dan out of the conflict and going back for bubba
#63504 to #63499 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Early on he's tested to have an IQ that makes him a special needs child.
User avatar #63506 to #63504 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
ah i see
#63500 to #63499 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
why would you watch half a movie and then go start talking about it online? spoilers?
User avatar #63503 to #63500 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
i dont care about spoilers.

i looked online for what happened at the beginning anyway
#63508 to #63503 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
well, yes, forrest gump is mentally disabled. it's been a while sinc i watched the movie, but i thought it was quite obvious from the beginning.    
   
also, why!?
well, yes, forrest gump is mentally disabled. it's been a while sinc i watched the movie, but i thought it was quite obvious from the beginning.

also, why!?
User avatar #63510 to #63508 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
well. it was on tv. i switched the channel and saw it. i can always watch it.

spoilers are meaningless to me, i dont care. i like the journey more than the destination (faggy right?)

thats why i dont care when people tell me elizabeth is bookers child and she kills him

etc etc.
User avatar #63516 to #63510 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
but if you know you're going to watch a film, why look the plot up online? no?
User avatar #63522 to #63516 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
i didnt look up the plot before i saw it.

i was browsing through the tv guide, saw forrest gump on film4 (a movie channel) switched over. finished watching the film. looked at a quick review about the movie which summarised what happened in the beginning
User avatar #63525 to #63522 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
ah, now i understand. i thought all along you'd meant you only watched the first hour after reading a plot summary
#63452 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
listen to me bic boy, i fuck you up the butt, i fuck you today, bic boy.
User avatar #63477 to #63452 - aarketernal (05/30/2013) [-]
Why do all youtube keyboard warriors look like this?
#63478 to #63477 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
It's the internet and they can't get away with any degree of that behavior in person, so behind a screen the floodgates open.
#63459 to #63452 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
>found swifty's youtube account
#63455 to #63452 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
I'll give you until morning to have that comment down and off funnyjunk, if not my father was a private investigator, #1 on swat team & one hell of a cop OR I can get a hold of my aunt who is undercover for government, you pick either way I will see to it you get locked up for some time for slander. You have nothing on me, its called self defence. You aint met an 18 year old as bad as me, I study the law.
User avatar #63461 to #63455 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#63467 to #63461 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Swiftykidd just because your family don't love you and you have no friends please shut the fuck up. Nobody on this board/website likes you anymore and nobody would care if you gladly strapped a rope around your neck and jumped. If you did, I would be pleased to say that the world is a better place. Nobody cares about your shitty little comments, nobody wants to care. You're just being a cunt, and frankly it's not funny. You may think just because your life is shit and worthless that other's aren't. All others here are 10x the person you could ever be and frankly I'll be glad to see you in your place in hell.
#63470 to #63467 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
ill go and kill myself now.
#63472 to #63470 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
it was another copypasta
User avatar #63474 to #63472 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
i am part of a copy pasta
User avatar #63475 to #63474 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
dang it swifty, its edited
User avatar #63454 to #63452 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Who the fuck names their son Zigfy?
User avatar #63458 to #63454 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
I know a guy named Happy.
Not even kidding. His name is actually Happy, not a nickname or anything.
On his birth certificate it says "Happy".
User avatar #63462 to #63458 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
happy is a pretty cool name,

happy hogan
happy gilmore
User avatar #63476 to #63462 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
Nah, man. I wouldn't feel comfortable disclosing his last name, but it's not like the examples you gave.
He's cool as shit, though.
User avatar #63556 to #63476 - dragontaming (05/30/2013) [-]
happy gilmore was the main character in a movie called "Happy Gilmore"
User avatar #63557 to #63556 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
I've seen Happy Gilmore.
It doesn't change the fact that this guy's name sounds ridiculous.
User avatar #63588 to #63557 - dragontaming (05/30/2013) [-]
well swifty never said to tell him what his last name was
#63457 to #63454 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
the same people who named their son manerd
User avatar #63463 to #63457 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Wha-...




why.
User avatar #63468 to #63463 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
because they named him manerd
User avatar #63448 - TrickyTehDj (05/30/2013) [-]
I fucking hate the Mr. Krabs. He is fucking CANCER.
User avatar #63449 to #63448 - TrickyTehDj (05/30/2013) [-]
*insert laugh track*
#63451 to #63449 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
There's only room for one comedic genius around here, and I already won this game of musical chairs.
#63446 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
I hate when I make funny comments on here, and you faggots shitpost all around them.
User avatar #63460 to #63446 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
>kolimm went offline
>anon shitposts stopped

coincidence? or not?
User avatar #63844 to #63460 - kolimm (05/31/2013) [-]
well davvi

i would never post as anon, that's like putting on a mask and yelling at people

i'd just yel at people straigth away
User avatar #63859 to #63844 - davvi (05/31/2013) [-]
fair enough, that does seem more like you
User avatar #63861 to #63859 - kolimm (05/31/2013) [-]
even though you also said never believe what i say?

so mabye it was me
User avatar #63456 to #63446 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Tell me a joke funny anon.
#63464 to #63456 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Your parents' hopes and dreams.
User avatar #63465 to #63464 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I had a good feeling you were either gonna say that or "you".


1/10 didn't surprise me.
#63466 to #63465 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
So a bear walks into a bar...
User avatar #63469 to #63466 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
And?
#63471 to #63469 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
And hangs up the phone.
User avatar #63473 to #63471 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I can't bear it.


That sounds awful. Who would hang up? Hanging up sounds terrible.
#63418 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I have a deep hatred for Kolimm now. Ever since he spammed the board, I never liked him. And now he's just shitposting a bunch.
User avatar #63845 to #63418 - kolimm (05/31/2013) [-]
we should be friends
User avatar #63432 to #63418 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
he only spammed advice, and not hating though, didn't he?
User avatar #63442 to #63432 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I lurk most of the boards. It was a slow day. And that was not funny whatsoever
#63445 to #63442 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
>le rokkarokkaali not amused face
User avatar #63444 to #63442 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
no, i give you that. the advice spamming was quite bad, especially annoying when he started mentioning me in every of his comments.

but now i actually find most of his posts quite funny.
User avatar #63447 to #63444 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
He can post hate, but the moment he shitposts, I'm angry.
User avatar #63433 to #63432 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
His spam on advice was on another level. I won't even call it spam.
User avatar #63423 to #63418 - mykoira (05/30/2013) [-]
you know who i hate more. that one (or maybe two) anon(s) who has obsession with ark and spamming the board
User avatar #63427 to #63423 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
This board is a dangerous place. Before it used to be a friendly community with a hateful spirit. But now they just attack themselves within the community.
User avatar #63441 to #63427 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
We're like a big dysfunctional family.
We need group therapy or something.
User avatar #63424 to #63423 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
It's always been like that ever since the first shitstorm with ... HIM.
User avatar #63426 to #63424 - mykoira (05/30/2013) [-]
i know, and that is why i hate him
User avatar #63422 to #63418 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
Some days he is alright, actually pretty cool, but that fucking Advice spam had to be one of the worst things I've ever seen. Now he's kind of being an asshat, but this board is made for people like him.
#63439 to #63422 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
i can top that
User avatar #63443 to #63439 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
Please don't.
User avatar #63425 to #63422 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
#63413 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
NEWS JUST IN. SWIFTYKIDDS FETISH IS FAT VOLPTOUS FURRIES.
User avatar #63434 to #63413 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
is this you, redwins?
User avatar #63437 to #63434 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I promise it's not.
#63402 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63398 - kolimm (05/30/2013) [-]
OH FUCK
it's half past bedtime BETTER GO QUICK

bye davvi love you
User avatar #63404 to #63398 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
you better go to bed fast before somebody notices you've been up past your bedtime, you won't be wanting to be grounded again.
#63394 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
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#63401 to #63394 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
But.... I don't wanna be a furry...
But.... I don't wanna be a furry...
User avatar #63407 to #63401 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
Coulda fooled me with your inappropriate affinity for that image.

Admit it.
User avatar #63415 to #63407 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
nou
User avatar #63417 to #63415 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
I actually enjoy the occasional furry porn, depending on how well it is drawn. It's not a fur thing to me, really, but some of the drawings are attractive.
User avatar #63507 to #63417 - stiltsformidgets (05/30/2013) [-]
>animals
>attractive
User avatar #63521 to #63507 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
>anthropomorphic
>exhibiting human like characteristics
>humans are animals.
User avatar #63547 to #63521 - stiltsformidgets (05/30/2013) [-]
Chimps exhibit human-like characteristics, that doesn't make them sexy.
User avatar #63551 to #63547 - dailyvolume (05/30/2013) [-]
Yes it does.
User avatar #63421 to #63417 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
That's fine.
User avatar #63420 to #63417 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I jerked it to some bunny furry porn and it was good.
I agree, it's not the furry porn, just that not many real life women can get a cute face like that.
User avatar #63405 to #63401 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #63412 to #63405 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Furries scare me ;_;

But seriously, I hate the porn, It's absolutely disgusting.
MOST furries I have met are edgy 12-16 year olds (I'm not even kidding)
The art isn't even good.
AND I personally think a fursona has to be one of the most retarded things ever.
User avatar #63428 to #63412 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
>says the 12 year old who listens to Neutral Milk Hotel and has a Ponified version of the album cover.
User avatar #63431 to #63428 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
How the fuck does that make me edgy.

I may be 12, but last I checked I don't see Hitler as my father and 9/11 as the greatest event in American history.
#63435 to #63431 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I just realized your account name is redwins because of red pandas
I just realized your account name is redwins because of red pandas
User avatar #63436 to #63435 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #63438 to #63436 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
cri
User avatar #63440 to #63438 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
An MTG deck called Red Deck Wins influenced this name.
User avatar #63416 to #63412 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Give me your definition of a fursona.
User avatar #63419 to #63416 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Isn't having a furry you? Basically what furries call their.... furries? I'm laughing so hard I don't even know what I think now.
User avatar #63429 to #63419 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Well not really. Unless you RP with it (which not a lot of furries do), it's never really thought of as "me". If you don't RP, it's usually nothing more than a profile picture.
Plus, many furries don't even have fursonas, mainly because if you're not an artist, you have to pay an artist to draw one for you etc
User avatar #63430 to #63429 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
still don't like it.
User avatar #63450 to #63430 - aklidic ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Ok then.
User avatar #63375 - azumeow ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
I'm reallly reeaaalllly pissed off at my parents right now.

Before you go "Oh, look, so edgy" shut the fuck up and listen. Both of my parents are alcoholics, which is bad enough. But today takes the fucking cake. My dad was driving my brother and I to pick up our tuxes for our half-brother's wedding, when we realized that the brakes in our car are failing. Rather than drive carefully, my dad decided, "Nah, fuck it, I'm going to drive even more recklessly than I usually do, even more than when I'm fucking drunk." He almost got us into about...6-7 car crashes in the span of 15 minutes. He pulled up NEXT TO somebody at a stop sign because the brakes didn't stop the car in time and we would have rear-ended him.

Then when we get home he goes and takes a soak in the hot tub. Whatever. I get the paperwork for my apartment sorted out for him, he comes in and yells for me. "You didn't tell me you had to pay a 12% fee." I did. I said to him, "Yeah, I did, that's the broker's fee, dad." "Uhhhh, no, you told your mom you had to pay two months rent and a security deposit. Mom sent me the text from you."

I told my mom we (my roommate and I) had to pay a 1400 security deposit, and then my roommate and I had to pay the broker's fee and the first month's rent when we moved in. 2100 all together per each of us. If they had fucking LOOKED AT THE E-MAIL I TOLD THEM ABOUT EXPLAINING ALL OF THIS, THERE WOULDN'T BE A FUCKING PROBLEM.

I work 9-5, and have to commute a minimum of two hours each way, which usually becomes two and a half to three hours with transferring between buses and trains. That's a twelve-hour work day at the least. 14 hours at the worst. All I'm asking is to read a fucking e-mail. If you actually spoke to your wife, dad, you'd know everything you needed to know, rather then have to slur your complaints at me. (My father is literally in a perpetual state of slight drunkenness because he's completely annihilated his liver, just like his father did.)
User avatar #63395 to #63375 - davvi (05/30/2013) [-]
well, be glad you'll soon be living with your roommate then.
User avatar #63809 to #63395 - azumeow ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Very fucking glad.
User avatar #63393 to #63375 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Since last october, when a man who was probably doing meth (the police told us he was) jumped in front of our car right in the middle of the night. And broke so much shit on the car. I have been scared to get into cars at times and I regularly have nightmares of being in a car wreck.

So fuck your dad. He is an asshole.
User avatar #63808 to #63393 - azumeow ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you. My brother and I had a fight on the way home. The fallout lasted two hours and I think I may be changing my name and finding a way to legally strip his rights as my brother.
User avatar #63363 - kolimm (05/30/2013) [-]
no worries swiftykidd

everyone has their weird fetishes and if you are a furry then we should all respect that!
#63378 to #63363 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
his secret fetish is fat people, i thought we had all agreed on that.
User avatar #63384 to #63378 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
oh god.
User avatar #63371 to #63363 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
Just stop it.


This isn't even hating anymore.



Not saying that's a bad thing since of how much I shitpost. But it's kinda annoying when I come here for hating and not "zomg swifty ur a furry"
User avatar #63480 to #63371 - misticalz (05/30/2013) [-]
"This isn't even hating anymore. "

This board is more than just hating know though, get with the times right?
User avatar #63483 to #63480 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I said "Not saying that's a bad thing since of how much I shitpost"


come on. Step up.
User avatar #63379 to #63371 - kolimm (05/30/2013) [-]
sooo i should say i hate him for being a furry?
User avatar #63382 to #63379 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
HE'S NOT A FURRY.




FUUUCK.
User avatar #63385 to #63382 - kolimm (05/30/2013) [-]
why the fuck do you know so well what he likes to jack off to?
User avatar #63397 to #63385 - redwins (05/30/2013) [-]
I'M PRETTY SURE EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HE JACKS OFF TO SINCE HE COMPLAINS ABOUT FINDING FAT WOMEN WHEN LOOKING UP PORN.
User avatar #63368 to #63363 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
my only fetish is 18-40 year old slim curvy women who have everything they should have. e.g. two arms, to legs, 1 head, 1 minge etc. etc.

disgusting right.
User avatar #63373 to #63368 - kolimm (05/30/2013) [-]
you like dead women?

you sick sick bastard


that's even wrong on my standards!
User avatar #63383 to #63373 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
dang it
#63367 to #63363 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
swiftykidd am no real fag furry
#63346 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2013) [-]
Sing a song of syphilis, pussy full of crabs
Four in twenty blackheads, twice as many scabs
When the blackheads open, the crabs begin to swim
Isn't that a dirty minge to put your willy in
User avatar #63358 to #63346 - swiftykidd (05/30/2013) [-]
dope bars
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