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User avatar #344773 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Ugh, Rito took away most of my skins, all my RP, four champs and 3k IP qq
User avatar #344876 to #344773 - dalokan (12/03/2014) [-]
Why tho
User avatar #344890 to #344876 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Cause they cracked down on referrals
#344774 to #344773 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
About time to put the kids game down now isn't it?
User avatar #344775 to #344774 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
All video games are for kids
#344770 - lobselvith (12/02/2014) [-]
Fuck me, finding training for Crime Scene Cleanup is hard. The only hands-on training class I found anywhere close to me costs 1000+ dollars for a week and is at least 7 hours away, not counting the other thousand I'd be dishing out to stay in a hotel for a week. I've been looking for a class near me that won't cost an arm and a leg for 3 months, and I still haven't found shit.

Holy hell, I just want to leave my shitty job and make a living out of that I'd like for once.
User avatar #344879 to #344770 - dalokan (12/03/2014) [-]
Make your own crime scenes and clean them up
User avatar #344772 to #344770 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
that sounds like a weird occupation. You could get a sidejob as a body disposer person or some shit
User avatar #344778 to #344772 - lobselvith (12/02/2014) [-]
I thought I already explained it to everyone in the Skype chat.

I think the coroners handle bodies. The thought of fucking up horrendously on determining the exact cause of death scares me way too much. Way too much pressure for me to handle.

I could never be a mortician because I'd have o be super organized and do all the planning myself.
User avatar #344779 to #344778 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
>implying I even read the Skype chat anymore
User avatar #344780 to #344779 - lobselvith (12/02/2014) [-]
Lol why are you even in there? Most of the time all anybody talks about in there is League of Losers.

Why am I in there?
User avatar #344802 to #344780 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
probably because your a loser
#344829 to #344802 - lobselvith (12/03/2014) [-]
That coming from you?
User avatar #344838 to #344829 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #344781 to #344780 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
It originally wasn't all about League of Legends, then we all started playing, then we made a new chat for League and now I hardly look at the old chat
#344767 - epicscorpion ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I live smack in the middle of New Jersey. Why anyone wouldn't have their fucking low beams on at all times is inconceivable to me.
User avatar #344768 to #344767 - foreveranonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
As someone from Southern New Jersey, I wholeheartedly agree
#344765 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Why is there a shortage of doctors if biology is one of the most popular majors at practically every college?
User avatar #344783 to #344765 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
Just because it's popular doesn't mean everyone passes.
User avatar #344771 to #344765 - nefarian ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
You need biology and chemistry, among other things.
User avatar #344766 to #344765 - thesoulless (12/02/2014) [-]
Because biology =/= medicine
User avatar #344764 - thesoulless (12/02/2014) [-]
There's this thing that happened in Canada recently where there was this young aboriginal girl who had some kind of cancer, 95% survival rate with proper treatment, and her parents decided to pull her out of chemo and send her to some kind of unaccredited alternative medicine place in the US, despite actual doctors telling the parents that the girl would not survive if she didn't complete the treatment. The hospital then tried to get child services to seize custody of the child, but the courts wouldn't allow it because of "aboriginal rights."
Seriously, I'm all for making ass backwards decisions, but it's a bit much when you're literally killing someone with your stupidity.
#344760 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
Fucking season of acne breakouts.   
Fucking joy.
Fucking season of acne breakouts.
Fucking joy.
#344749 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
i hate when ever people steal my memes    
fucking cancerous faggots
i hate when ever people steal my memes
fucking cancerous faggots
User avatar #344759 to #344749 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
you are the steve jobs of memes
User avatar #344758 to #344749 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #344757 to #344749 - foreveranonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Major League Can Can Did someone say memes?
#344751 to #344749 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/02/2014) [-]
I bet you can't steal my meme

User avatar #344747 - iamannon (12/02/2014) [-]
Shit like this making me wish people would A: Post stuff like this in morbid channel, and B: Giving people the ability to hide channels while browsing.
#344745 - hauntzor (12/02/2014) [-]
I wish I had the balls to call out all my teenage mom friends on Facebook and tell them that their baby is ugly as fuck
User avatar #344748 to #344745 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Is there such a thing as a pretty baby?
User avatar #344752 to #344748 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/02/2014) [-]
Only cute or uncute.
#344741 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
>Britbongs complaining about ''muh porn''

It's rules for the paid stuff as in the porn you pay to watch.

If you have easy, open access to a computer and you pay money to watch porn you need shot.
#344730 - watters (12/02/2014) [-]
so wheres the trix-dog
User avatar #344734 to #344730 - masterboll (12/02/2014) [-]
is this another shitposted forced-meme?
User avatar #344769 to #344734 - majormayor (12/02/2014) [-]
Some of my friends on Tumblr reblog this picture every Tuesday. I have no idea what its origin is.
User avatar #344735 to #344734 - watters (12/02/2014) [-]
fuck do i know
was in a comic on tumblr
User avatar #344753 to #344735 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/02/2014) [-]
>going to fucking tumblr
User avatar #344761 to #344753 - watters (12/02/2014) [-]
i thought you got b&
User avatar #344736 to #344735 - masterboll (12/02/2014) [-]
link me
#344737 to #344736 - watters (12/02/2014) [-]
its literally that

"tuesday again?"
"no problem"
thats it
#344717 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
Fucking expensive ass cigarettes man, 20 short Marlboro Ultra Lights cost me 8$
User avatar #344720 to #344717 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
why do you buy cigarettes for your ass?
User avatar #344795 to #344720 - geothermal (12/02/2014) [-]
I think it may work the same way as drinking through your ass, it gets into your system faster.

Also, no risk of lung cancer, this guys on to something here...
User avatar #344784 to #344720 - furiousmarshmellow (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm afraid it's ass cancer.
User avatar #344739 to #344720 - masterboll (12/02/2014) [-]
he said he fucks them
User avatar #344703 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
>people actually prefer oblivion's leveling system to skyrim's
User avatar #344719 to #344703 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
>people actually prefer Oblivion to Skyrim
User avatar #344785 to #344719 - furiousmarshmellow (12/02/2014) [-]
>People actually prefer Elder Scrolls to Fallout
User avatar #344787 to #344785 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
This is true. Nothing beats Fallout
User avatar #344754 to #344719 - lulzformalaysiaair (12/02/2014) [-]
Yeah skyram was better
User avatar #344762 to #344754 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I agree
User avatar #344716 to #344703 - alexanderburns ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
The major stats thing is best because speed allows you to run faster than horses and jump onto the roofs of one story houses
User avatar #344797 to #344716 - rokkarokkaali (12/03/2014) [-]
I love jumping onto the frames of houses and getting places I shouldn't be in
User avatar #344714 to #344703 - kosmic ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Yea, but Oblivion is still the best out of the series.
User avatar #344709 to #344703 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
I prefer Oblivion to Skyrim but the fucking leveling? Who would do that? That game's leveling is so bad you can effectively fuck yourself over when you level up.
User avatar #344713 to #344709 - freedomreturns (12/02/2014) [-]
All the fun and enjoyment of having to go back to a bed every time you wanna level up.
Honestly forgot I had a level up most of the time, only to be pleasantly surprised the next time I rested in a bed.
User avatar #344700 - voltkills ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
fucks sake, a load more sites got banned in the UK for piracy stuff, including the one i use to watch all my TV, fml.
User avatar #344727 to #344700 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
Virgin media are dicks.
User avatar #344728 to #344727 - voltkills ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
not them its the government, by order of the high court, the ISP's cant refuse, so all of them have done it.
User avatar #344729 to #344728 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
Eh, I've found virgin has more blocked than BT which is what I used. At my mam's house I can't go on anything but only piratebay has been blocked with BT from what I go on. Also virgin's customer service is bullshit so they're still diks.
User avatar #344721 to #344700 - haydentheviking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
dude you know like watch series god blocked the other day

i cant finish any of the shows i was watching

fuck the politicians man
User avatar #344723 to #344721 - voltkills ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
excatly the site im talking about, block didnt start till now for me, but i found a solution, just use zenmate to load watchseries and then the mirror with the video on it, the sites like gorillavid and cloudzilla are not blocked so once you have that up you can turn off the proxy and load the video.
User avatar #344724 to #344723 - haydentheviking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
its still so inconvenient

i was watching the fourth season of american horror story and i cant keep up now with this ban, pretty gay

but i will try that out later perhaps, cheers
User avatar #344725 to #344724 - voltkills ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
zenmate is really easy, two clicks to turn it on and off and you can use the UK location so its not much slower at loading. Yea its in inconvenient but, for free stuff, ill do it.
User avatar #344726 to #344725 - haydentheviking ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
ah fair enough, ill give it a try
User avatar #344701 to #344700 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
Man it feels great to be an American
User avatar #344702 to #344701 - voltkills ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
well, luckily every politician in the UK is braindead when it comes to tech, so i can use a proxy to get me to the video page, turn it off to load the video, its a minor, minor inconvenience at worst.
User avatar #344697 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
I'd really like to donate bone marrow but shit takes too much time. I guess I'll settle for blood donations for now.
User avatar #344711 to #344697 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Donating bone marrow sounds painful. Shame I can't legally donate blood in the US.
User avatar #344798 to #344711 - rokkarokkaali (12/03/2014) [-]
Is it cause you have tattoos
User avatar #344848 to #344798 - thebestpieever (12/03/2014) [-]
Because I was born and lived in Europe in a particular decade.
User avatar #345007 to #344848 - rokkarokkaali (12/03/2014) [-]
War tats eh
User avatar #344750 to #344711 - averagewhitekid (12/02/2014) [-]
Ayy "unable to give blood" buddies
User avatar #344712 to #344711 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
It can or can not be painful, depending on the method.they normally go with the less invasive one
User avatar #344694 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
It should be banned
It doesn't taste that great and only lasts for a few minutes
People also never seem to learn how to chew it quietly, its so fucking annoying.
User avatar #344732 to #344694 - masterboll (12/02/2014) [-]
they should start making swallow-able gum made of semen
User avatar #344740 to #344732 - leonhardt (12/02/2014) [-]
you mean candy
User avatar #344742 to #344740 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
The fuck kinda candy are you buying?
User avatar #344743 to #344742 - leonhardt (12/02/2014) [-]
Laffy Taffy
User avatar #344744 to #344743 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
... I've gotta look at the ingredients of things more often.
User avatar #344718 to #344694 - geothermal (12/02/2014) [-]
I have some odd 800 packs of gum in my house, if the stuff becomes illegal ill make a killing selling black market gum.
User avatar #344710 to #344694 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
I hat this thing back in 2010 or so where I guess I was being a bit... irresponsible, so I got down with a bunch of headaches and the doctor said it was because I was having to many orgasms per day. I wasn't about to cut down on sex, so they told me that if I chewed gum it would relief the pressure in my head. Works like a fucking charm.
User avatar #344695 to #344694 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
>It's the gun's fault that he's dead
>It's the spoon's fault that I'm fat
>It's the gum's fault that I'm annoying
User avatar #344704 to #344698 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
Gum is a great thing, long live gum with no glucose/fructose
User avatar #344705 to #344704 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
Rot in hell
User avatar #344706 to #344705 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
Watch your mouth boi
User avatar #344707 to #344706 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
Decompose in eternal misery
User avatar #344708 to #344707 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
I will, thank you very much
User avatar #344692 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
People who don't think race and standard of living plays a role in a child's ability to achieve success

hurr durr just learn to work hard i had to earn everything myself i wasnt given anything
#344755 to #344692 - babybeel (12/02/2014) [-]
I had an argument with someone about that before. I tried to e a smart ass and use theorists and shit ye pretentious to show environment and self view is important on cognitive development and how well you retain information etc, but they insisted everyone can be a genius if they wanted to.
User avatar #344689 - freedomreturns (12/02/2014) [-]
I hate when only one of your nipples get hard and you feel all offset and shit.
User avatar #344691 to #344689 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
User avatar #344679 - azumeow (12/02/2014) [-]
I hate anybody who believes you can cure cancer.

If you believe that, you are literally too stupid to function and you deserve to fucking die.
User avatar #344696 to #344679 - thegrohltroll (12/02/2014) [-]
In theory we could cure cancer and you can't say I'm wrong. Right now we can't but you never know what the future holds.
User avatar #344685 to #344679 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
Well. Correct me if I'm wrong. But as far as I know, it's not so much that we have different types of cancer so much as we have different ailments that we call cancer. Like Leukaemia and Carcinoma are different things, so whenever we talk about a cure for cancer it's often true but only for one of the many many many diseases that fall under that, no?
User avatar #344686 to #344685 - azumeow (12/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #344680 to #344679 - nefarian ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't think common misconception about how cancer is treated makes you that dumb.
User avatar #344682 to #344680 - azumeow (12/02/2014) [-]
No, I mean people who think that there is a cure for cancer. Like, a drug or something that just cures cancer.

It's far beyond a misconception. It's complete stupidity. Completely ignoring every fact, every bit of knowledge about what cancer is, and the lack of caring enough to just look that crap up for five fucking seconds. It's not hard. Cancer is not actually that complex of a type of disease to understand.

But no, fucktards everywhere continue to believe that cancer is just "cancer" (rather than an extremely vague description that can be used to indicate any number of hundreds of diseases that effect the human body in dozens of different ways), and thus there is a cure for cancer out there. I'm talking about THOSE fucktards.
User avatar #344683 to #344682 - princessren (12/02/2014) [-]
did someone you know die of cancer or something
jesus, you seem alittle overly butthurt
#344688 to #344683 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
When isn't he
User avatar #344684 to #344683 - azumeow (12/02/2014) [-]
Multiple people.

But no, this is about the retards who believe in Black Salves and "Big Pharma" and all that kind of crap.
#344661 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]

Have i missed something?

Is this what funnyjunk is now?
User avatar #344687 to #344661 - thebestpieever (12/02/2014) [-]
See. I hate that one because it's ugly. And the only thing that carries those for me is the drawings that I really like most of the time.
#344663 to #344661 - anonymous (12/02/2014) [-]
"We need more OC!"

Fucking pick a side
User avatar #344693 to #344663 - cycloneclone (12/02/2014) [-]
Just because its OC doens't mean its necessarily good
User avatar #344681 to #344663 - nefarian ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Never cried for OC, but funny OC is always welcome.
User avatar #344677 to #344663 - adunsaveme (12/02/2014) [-]
we need oc with a bit more humour in it than a terminal cancer ward
User avatar #344664 to #344663 - rokkarokkaali (12/02/2014) [-]
"We need more GOOD OC!"
User avatar #344665 to #344664 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
No OC is good to you people.
User avatar #344690 to #344665 - nefarian ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for generalizing us m9
User avatar #344666 to #344665 - dalokan (12/02/2014) [-]
"We need FUNNY OC"
User avatar #344667 to #344666 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
No OC is funny to you people.
User avatar #344668 to #344667 - dalokan (12/02/2014) [-]
Maybe if it had humor, it would be funny to some.

And I mean actual humor, not "Cat pls stop playing with the over nipple-fied tits i drew"
User avatar #344669 to #344668 - stormietheraver ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
if you guys are unsatisfied, start making your own OC, cuz you assholes are the reason all the good OC makers left

User avatar #344671 to #344669 - dalokan (12/02/2014) [-]
I don't have to be a chef to know food is shit, mate.

The whole point of these people posting their art in a public channel with a voting system is for both positive and negative focus to go into it.

And I'll much rather have a shitload of fact comps and reposts than Traceboy littering the front page with art that's not even his.
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