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User avatar #286702 - bladeboy (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate how 720P is considered HD
User avatar #286784 to #286702 - thechosentroll (07/04/2014) [-]
BattleBlock Theater - Steam Announcement Trailer I feel compelled to post this every time resolution or framerate is mentioned. Glorious PC master race and whatnot.
User avatar #286852 to #286784 - bladeboy (07/04/2014) [-]
Anything below 1080p makes me want to vomit. I can't play anything on my xbox besides halo, GTA V looks like a game made in 2009.
User avatar #286713 to #286702 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
dae le consoles suck???????????????

pc mustardrace :^)
User avatar #286722 to #286713 - bladeboy (07/03/2014) [-]
Or because it's a shit quality. I guess you wouldn't know though, never being able to game on 1080p and all that.
User avatar #286744 to #286722 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
I do play on 1080p dumbass, I still use my pc quite a bit, I just prefer xbobx
User avatar #286850 to #286744 - bladeboy (07/04/2014) [-]
What games?
User avatar #286870 to #286850 - teoberry (07/04/2014) [-]
RO 2, payday, ARMA, and source games.
User avatar #287824 to #286954 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
>two of those are great pc exclusives

what games do you play pleb
User avatar #287874 to #287824 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
League
CIV5
BF3
Witcher
TF2
Diablo 3
Runescape
PayDay 2
Far Cry3
RO2
Skyrim
Just Cause 2
User avatar #287876 to #287874 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
I actually forgot civ lol. But yeah your list in nothing special 3/10 could easily enjoy all those on console.
User avatar #287882 to #287876 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
>thinking that's even a quarter of my library
User avatar #287884 to #287882 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
show me rest
#287903 to #287884 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
That's not even all of it
User avatar #287926 to #287903 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
half of those aren't installed
User avatar #287936 to #287926 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
Your point? It takes me like 30 minutes tops if I want to install
User avatar #287938 to #287936 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm gonna call bullshit because Canada's internet is dick and that's not possible with half those games
User avatar #288023 to #287938 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
The most recent one I did was CIV5 and that took 30-40 minutes.
User avatar #287887 to #287884 - bladeboy (07/06/2014) [-]
After my league game
User avatar #287897 to #287887 - teoberry (07/06/2014) [-]
>league
dear lord
User avatar #286745 to #286744 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
*xbox
User avatar #286712 to #286702 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
how is it not
User avatar #286711 to #286702 - shibe (07/03/2014) [-]
how is it not
User avatar #286723 to #286711 - bladeboy (07/03/2014) [-]
Because it looks like shit on a large screen
User avatar #286714 to #286711 - wallbuilder (07/03/2014) [-]
Because 720p is fucking casual resolution.
#286718 to #286714 - minibeep (07/03/2014) [-]
its way below casual
#286694 - qwertyjr (07/03/2014) [-]
i hate that can't thumb anyone on this site. If any mods are reading this, explain why I can't thumb anymore. What did I do?
#286690 - hauntzor (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate how fucking difficult guitar tabs are to read clarinet is my main instrument; I just play guitar for fun and I haven't been formally trained , as well as how grossly inaccurate a lot of them are.

I've been trying to learn Alice In Chains's "Nutshell" so I can do a cover and I've looked through at least three different tabs. None of them sound right. I'm only trying to learn the acoustic guitar line, not the solo guitar, but they all still manage to fuck that up while transcribing it. Like, come on, it's Alice In Chains, not fucking Yngwie Malmsteen.
User avatar #286751 to #286690 - akl (07/03/2014) [-]
Tabs are easier to read than actual notes
Like, you don't need to think about any shit, you just play what it says and you're done. Sure, sight reading is nonexistant, but it's not difficult to read off of a sheet a couple of times.
User avatar #286746 to #286690 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2014) [-]
Tabs are REALLY easy to read.
I guess some people just pick up on some things easier. I've never had a problem with tabs, they're quite self explanatory.

I can read tabs to anything, just as long as I've heard the song at least 4-5 times before.
So I can easily know what changes are in it and where they are.
User avatar #286748 to #286746 - hauntzor (07/03/2014) [-]
My main problem is counting up the frets. I know the dots are there for a reason, but I always forget what increments they go by.

Like I said, guitar isn't my main instrument.
#286894 to #286748 - frets (07/04/2014) [-]
*laughs maniacally*
User avatar #286749 to #286748 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
I've been playing for 6 years, it did kinda take me a while to get a full grip on it.
Now I have no problem with it, I really need to learn how to read sheet music and read chords.
Because I either learn by ear or tabs...
User avatar #286709 to #286690 - thebestpieever (07/03/2014) [-]
Tabs are a fucking mess. I've used them twice and both times I had to say fuck it and do it by ear.
User avatar #286708 to #286690 - megavoir ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
niggah it's so fucking basic
and if it doesn't sound right, then do it by ear. I've had to do that a few times
User avatar #286700 to #286690 - kaisakuenkou (07/03/2014) [-]
Do it by ear, and actually get gud at guitar
User avatar #286710 to #286700 - thebestpieever (07/03/2014) [-]
I'd like to git gut at anything that I play Sadly I can only git dissint in all I lay my hands on.
User avatar #286697 to #286690 - nimba ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Guitar tab is probably the easiest notation out there though... aside from lyrics with chords
#286703 to #286697 - chords ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
you calling me easy brah ? you want to settle this ?
#286705 to #286703 - nimba ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #286687 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2014) [-]
Out of all the days I've been living here, my brother has never ONCE swept the living room.
But today, when I'm throwing up, sick and laying on the couch with a headache trying to go to sleep.
What does he do? He starts sweeping for NO FUCKING REASON!
Why the fuck out of all the days you could have swept, you pick this fucking day when I'm sick and trying to sleep?
User avatar #286693 to #286687 - averagewhitekid (07/03/2014) [-]
Nigga how noisy of a sweeper is he to wake you up that much
User avatar #286750 to #286693 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2014) [-]
btw I meant vacuum, I was sick and not thinking right, sorry.
User avatar #286759 to #286750 - averagewhitekid (07/04/2014) [-]
Lol well yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense
User avatar #286760 to #286759 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had a headache and was still really tired when I wrote that.
That was right after he did it. Also, he admitted to doing it only to annoy me because "he's not doing anything" what he said to my mom.
User avatar #286741 to #286693 - darksideofthebeast (07/03/2014) [-]
It was a motor sweeper.
Have you never heard of them? It has no muffler on it and just is REALLY fucking loud.
User avatar #286686 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
The "[Orders huge amount of food] and a diet coke" joke that everyone thinks is so fucking hilarious. They're fucking ordering a drink. Chill your tits.
#286696 to #286686 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
I honestly lost about five pounds just replacing my regular soda with diet. No other lifestyle or diet changes.
User avatar #286695 to #286686 - indeedaleedoo (07/03/2014) [-]
Regular coke tastes like dish water to me. Diet coke, and pepsi zero are superior.
User avatar #286692 to #286686 - wallbuilder (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah. And it's still fundamentally better than a regular Coke. It is strictly healthier, the lesser of two evils.
User avatar #286738 to #286679 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
You're too slow. From the looks of things, they have already stopped pretending.
User avatar #286728 to #286679 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
It's a joke site.
#286720 to #286679 - cirruss (07/03/2014) [-]
i can see this going wrong in so many ways. i'll grab my popcorn and watch them try to stay in /b/
#286715 to #286679 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/03/2014) [-]
twist ending: it was 4chan the whole time
Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
User avatar #286698 to #286679 - thebestpieever (07/03/2014) [-]
... This is gonna be fun. Also holy shit, I forgot tomorrow's drunks and fireworks day.
User avatar #286689 to #286679 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
it's obviously a joke
User avatar #286691 to #286689 - ferrettamer (07/03/2014) [-]
ur mum's a joke xd
#286684 to #286679 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
But I get my porn from there.
User avatar #286681 to #286679 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
This is going to be amazing.
I hope everyone on tumblr participates.
User avatar #286678 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
So... does anybody else miss that bar on the top with the newest and trending uploads?
User avatar #286685 to #286678 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
I didn't even notice it was gone.
User avatar #286682 to #286680 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
So yours is gone too?
User avatar #286688 to #286682 - ferrettamer (07/03/2014) [-]
idk, I always clicked the x
#286665 - wittypotato (07/03/2014) [-]
And I can now bring the total number of times I've been called 'nigger' walking down the street up to two.

Actually, that's not bad for fourteen years of living here.
User avatar #286758 to #286665 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
What else was this person doing?
User avatar #287056 to #286758 - wittypotato (07/04/2014) [-]
There were just driving down the road in a shitty beater car.
User avatar #287057 to #287056 - majormayor (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh wow.
User avatar #286701 to #286665 - bladeboy (07/03/2014) [-]
WHATCHA DOIN IN THESE PARTS OF TOWN BOHY? WE DONT TAKE TOO KINDLY TO YOUR TYPE *spits out dip*
User avatar #286669 to #286665 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #286673 to #286669 - wittypotato (07/03/2014) [-]
Regina Sk, the good part though.
User avatar #286675 to #286673 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
So... in Canada?
User avatar #286676 to #286675 - wittypotato (07/03/2014) [-]
Yup. Good ol' Canada.
User avatar #286677 to #286676 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
Alrighty then.
User avatar #286668 to #286665 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
But are you a nigger?
User avatar #286671 to #286668 - wittypotato (07/03/2014) [-]
Well, I'm black if that's what you mean. I don't dress ghetto or talk like a swag fag though, so I'm fairly respectable.
User avatar #286664 - damandan (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate that stores are banning people with guns thinking that "hurr durr that should stop people from shooting this place up"
User avatar #286666 to #286664 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate that attention whores think that walking into Chipotle with an AR-15 on their shoulder and a shotgun in their hands is sending a good message for gun rights.
User avatar #286672 to #286666 - damandan (07/03/2014) [-]
both sides have extremes. I'm just the guy who brings a pistol in his hostler
User avatar #286699 to #286672 - nimba ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You can't put a pistol in a hostler, only pitsols can fit hostlers
User avatar #286674 to #286672 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
They're the reasons why stores are banning gun carriers.
User avatar #286663 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
>post something as an obvious joke
>Some sperglord takes it seriously
>Explain that it was a joke
>"hurrrr no it wasnt a joke ur just trying to save face lol durrrrr"
#286683 to #286663 - fedegon (07/03/2014) [-]
Worse when they call you "A good troll because many people fell for it".
Just like that 420mom on twitter, people cannot even tell satire anymore.
User avatar #286739 to #286683 - majormayor (07/03/2014) [-]
This comment reminds me of something:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-masturbation-cross
It was an obvious hoax to me the first time I saw the picture.
#286628 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate when I want to look up some good detachable fetish fuel on YouTube but only some DIY shit comes up. Do you guys have any better ways?
#286617 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate how I always expect the absolute worst and end up blowing things out of proportions in my head. For example, my father just sent me a document he asked me to translate from english, which he needs by Sunday. Since he's giving me so much time to do it, I expected some massive file, probably gonna have to translate something the size of a phonebook. Nope, turns out it was only 4 pages.   
   
On a side note, I hate how these damn files are never made by native english speakers. The one I have to deal with was translated from italian with what appears to be google translate. This shit has to go from italian to english to bulgarian. Do you have any fucking idea what a pain in the ass that is? You're going from romanic to germanic to slavic - 3 different language groups, all with completely different grammar, which I somehow have to take into account, despite the fact that the only italian I know comes from reading the back of a pack of spaghetti. And it's all medical stuff, so I have to make sure absolutely nothing gets lost in the translation and there's no chance of misinterpreting anything.
I hate how I always expect the absolute worst and end up blowing things out of proportions in my head. For example, my father just sent me a document he asked me to translate from english, which he needs by Sunday. Since he's giving me so much time to do it, I expected some massive file, probably gonna have to translate something the size of a phonebook. Nope, turns out it was only 4 pages.

On a side note, I hate how these damn files are never made by native english speakers. The one I have to deal with was translated from italian with what appears to be google translate. This shit has to go from italian to english to bulgarian. Do you have any fucking idea what a pain in the ass that is? You're going from romanic to germanic to slavic - 3 different language groups, all with completely different grammar, which I somehow have to take into account, despite the fact that the only italian I know comes from reading the back of a pack of spaghetti. And it's all medical stuff, so I have to make sure absolutely nothing gets lost in the translation and there's no chance of misinterpreting anything.
User avatar #286667 to #286617 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybe you think everything will be the worst because you played so much dwarf fortress, where a small thing can become a huge problem?
User avatar #286670 to #286667 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
No, I've been like this ever since I was 8.
User avatar #286624 to #286617 - joshlol (07/03/2014) [-]
why would you hate that first feel? that's a good, alleviating feel.

similar to waking up assuming it's almost time to get out of bed and get ready only to notice you still have another 2 hours left to sleep
User avatar #286629 to #286624 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
Because I wake up, think it's time to go to school, get pissed, notice there's two hours left, have a brief moment of relief, try go to back to sleep, spend half an hour trying to get comfortable, another hour thinking about how I actually have school in a bit, sleep for 15 minutes, wake up, feeling like complete shit and then spend 15 minutes swearing, because it's time to go to fucking school, I'm tired, I feel like shit and it all could have been avoided if it'd just slept those two more hours instead of waking up early.

The brief moment of relief doesn't compensate for the massive "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!" moment and the consequent shit.
User avatar #286623 to #286617 - schnizel ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Have fun.
User avatar #286616 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Seems the period of WH40kfags is dying down.
You're all welcome.

Of course datmine is still autisming it up at every opportunity, but one sperglord is better than 10.
User avatar #286622 to #286616 - schnizel ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Fuck you nigro, Warhammer is not dying, it's rising.
Warhammer will never die.
#286620 to #286616 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
What are ya? A freakin' heretic? 40k's fucking awesome. Does your fandom have kinky, nazi catholic nuns in space? Yeah, didn't think so.
User avatar #286619 to #286616 - thebestpieever (07/03/2014) [-]
You've guided us out of the chaos and into the Age of Reason, thank you, brave hero.
#286618 to #286616 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You really hate me dont you.
I dont even know who you are.
User avatar #286636 to #286618 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh please. Not only you. All wh40kfags.
User avatar #286637 to #286636 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
And from who are you?
The bronies?
User avatar #286640 to #286637 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Except maybe Megas XLR, but I hardly see you fags losing your minds raging about that one.
User avatar #286641 to #286640 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I like that one.
I recently watched the series again.
User avatar #286638 to #286637 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
I do not represent any fandom.
#286639 to #286638 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I dont trust you on this one.
User avatar #286642 to #286639 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Like I give a shit if some autistic wh40kfag trusts me
User avatar #286643 to #286642 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You are acting so butthurt.
Can you not?
User avatar #286644 to #286643 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
You are always so autistic. Can you not?
User avatar #286645 to #286644 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
If i had autism i wouldnt even be on the internet.
I would be sitting on the floor stacking cubes.
User avatar #286646 to #286645 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Or spamming your fanshit while screaming at other fandoms for spamming their fanshit.
User avatar #286647 to #286646 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Nah i rarely do that.
Exept for using 40k pics.
I have plenty of those.
I need to make more.
User avatar #286648 to #286647 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
>Proving my point
User avatar #286649 to #286648 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
I dont see your point.
User avatar #286651 to #286649 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
I know you don't.
User avatar #286652 to #286651 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Neither do you.
User avatar #286653 to #286652 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
And there's the autism again.
User avatar #286654 to #286653 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Fresh Sorcerer's Laugh 1 Minute
User avatar #286655 to #286654 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Wow, look at that autism I'm not clicking.
User avatar #286661 to #286655 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Of course.
User avatar #286659 to #286655 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Maybe beacuse you are mad.
User avatar #286660 to #286659 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Oh no, I'm not mad. You're mentally disabled. I know you can't help it.
#286656 to #286655 - datmine ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
Im sure you dint.
User avatar #286657 to #286656 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [-]
Because I would click anything posted by an autistic wh40kfag?
User avatar #286607 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
it's warm so i opened by window but the farmer just put cow manure all over the fields and now it stinks
god damn itttttTTT
#286611 to #286607 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
cow poop shouldn't really smell that bad, unless he's feeding his cows something weird
chicken poop on the other hand, is quite pungent.
User avatar #286599 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
It's gotten to the point where 1 in 10 people are trolls now.
Who do I trust!?
User avatar #286621 to #286599 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
And we're once again at the point where people disregard anything I say, because of my username. I just got my alt unbanned. May switch over to that for a bit.
#286602 to #286599 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
u r stoopid
User avatar #286603 to #286602 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
ill shit down ur neck u fukkin coon
User avatar #286597 - givememoarpony (07/03/2014) [-]
The fuckton of "yay SCIENCE!" gifs that people post in the comments whenever something remotely scientific is posted. Bonus points if it's a Bill Nye or Neil DeGrasse Tyson meme.
User avatar #286595 - finblob ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
So I said to my friend that I might buy him a game if I had left over money.
Literally 10 minutes later he asked me if I had bought him the game yet
and wouldn't stop asking every 5 minutes.
Fuck off,
I never bought him the game in the end.
User avatar #286594 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/the-jelly-school/Effect+of+feminism+115/RGlLLET/
115 posts. 115 posts of unfunny shit. 115 serious posts on a site meant for amusement and humor. Does this guy post things other than weeaboo stuff/bitchposts about feminism?

We get it, ternarin, your love for anime is only overshadowed by your hate for feminist extremists.
User avatar #286662 to #286594 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
it's teranin bro. expect nothing good from him.
User avatar #286630 to #286594 - dalokan (07/03/2014) [-]
>MRA
>Weeaboo
>Anti-Feminist
>Atheist

Seems like you just found the next candidate for the title of Supreme Gentleman
User avatar #286631 to #286630 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
I had my suspicions. All he needs is a love for fedoras, swords and MLP and we'd have a stereotype neckbeard.
User avatar #286632 to #286631 - dalokan (07/03/2014) [-]
I think I had seen him engaging in a discussion against the use of the fedora meme.

So I guess 1/3 of the road is already paved
User avatar #286633 to #286632 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
Eh, I didn;t like the 'FEDORA EUPHORIA HURHUR' either, even if it was just because I didn;t want to see ugly people and because it was so fucking overdone.
User avatar #286634 to #286633 - dalokan (07/03/2014) [-]
Meh, I like it because it's the only thing Christians have to fight off the atheists.

For people that don't believe in anything, it is weird that they focus more in Christianity and not the other religions.
User avatar #286658 to #286634 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
It's because you see most of those kind of atheists in the U.S and Christianity is the most popular religion here.
User avatar #286635 to #286634 - crazyolitis (07/03/2014) [-]
Yup, that's true.
User avatar #286592 - wallbuilder (07/03/2014) [-]
I hate when people do you a favour of their own initiative then expect something in return/are shocked when you refuse them something.

"But... but I made you dinner so you HAVE to eat it! How dare you refuse!"
"I hate *whatever that shit's called*"

And for those who expect something in return, if that is your primary concern then your primary concern wasn't trying to help that person, ulterior motives etc.
#286589 - thatcreepingfeelin (07/03/2014) [-]
i hate the constant flurry of bullshit information mucking up just about every single source for facts and knowledge. i just want to learn cool things and helpful information that i can use to improve my knowledge, health, skills, etc., but instead i end up sifting through bullshit lies. fuck whoever keeps posting this shit.
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