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#471954 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
ughh my work just called and asked if I could come in early I asked them how early and they said "as soon as you can" come in I wasn't supposed to come in until 4pm and it's not even noon yet. I was originally going to breaking down and stocking the grocery delivery, but the trucks don't arrive until 1 or 2 at the earliest which means they're going to have me doing someone elses work and then they're probably going to expect me to stick around for the grocery truck too, I should've come up with some excuse but because I'm a dumbass I told them I'd be there in an hour
#472048 to #471954 - bladeboy
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(05/28/2016) [-]
You have to learn how to say no to your bosses.
#472049 to #472048 - gibroner
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(05/28/2016) [-]
I usually do with this sort of stuff but today I just kinda got caught off guard
#471961 to #471954 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Well they're having me do frozen food and there's three pallets of stuff in that freezer along with several other uboats of various shit so I can barely move in the freezer without taking a bunch of shit out which I then have to put back in. God damn I hate this fucking store.
#471963 to #471961 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>daytime stocking
That's why you switch to nighttime fam. Fuck coming in early and fuck stocking around other people.
#472005 to #471963 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I would prefer night time but for whatever reason they just do daytime here
#472006 to #472005 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
wat
must be a small ass store. How tf do they get it all done?
#472010 to #472006 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Well quite often they don't
#471950 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
One hyper leftist bitch I know posts a rant a few weeks ago about how she hates conservatives and their "science denial" when it comes to climate change. Last night she shared some article from some SJW propaganda site that said that XY XX chromosomes being used to determine biological sex was transphobic
#472001 to #471950 - anon
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Do you have a link to this article?
#471956 to #471950 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Why dont you just delete thos ''friends''? I've had like three facebook ''friends'' who filled up my feed wth 50%leftist shit so i deleted them.
#471996 to #471956 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
By the way these people wherent ordinary leftists, they where like ''if you dont have the exact narrowminded opinions like me (i think that all men are rapists) you're an uneducated inbred'' sort of people.
#471972 to #471956 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Oh gee, thank you darksideofthebeast for the input.
#471964 to #471956 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>a swede hating leftists
by god.
#471957 to #471956 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I enjoy judging them
#471958 to #471957 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Well, i just got angre as hell.
#471952 to #471950 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I mean, if you wanted to be incredibily pedantic: she'd be right. Not, "transphobic" per se, but there's a portion of the human population -around 4 to 6%- that are naturally born outside of XX and XY, so it is a fundamentally flawed system. Or incomplete at the very least.
#471953 to #471952 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
.4 to .6% percent, I mean, very important difference.
#471970 to #471953 - shibe
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(05/27/2016) [-]
that's still quite a lot of people
#471992 to #471970 - thebestpieever ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
By all means, which is why it would be a flawed system to leave them out. But one in twenty to one in two hundred is a fucking insane difference.
#471943 - bladeboy
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(05/27/2016) [-]
8 hour shifts make me want to kill myself
#471969 to #471943 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
But look at it this way... My brother works 12-14 hours every sunday.
#471979 to #471969 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Even better I worked 3 or 4 13 hour shifts in a hospital every week for 2 months for 2.80 an hour which is roughly 4 dollars where as a second year student I was managing 4 to 6 patients each day

To be fair I can't really complain too much because I loved it but it resulted in some pretty bad stress symptoms which I was convinced was due to a physical problem not a mental one
#472027 to #471979 - bladeboy
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Take care of me mammi
#472030 to #472027 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
do you need an enema
#472031 to #472030 - bladeboy
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Catheter with your finger
#472032 to #472031 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
That doesn't sound very efficient
#472036 to #472032 - bladeboy
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(05/28/2016) [-]
But it does sound hot
#472039 to #472036 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/28/2016) [-]
Lol not if you've carried out a catherisation
#472040 to #472039 - bladeboy
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(05/28/2016) [-]
Finger my dick
#472041 to #472040 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/28/2016) [-]
are you always this eloquent
#472044 to #472041 - bladeboy
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(05/28/2016) [-]
WOMEN LOVE HOW STRAIGHT FORWARD I AM
#472045 to #472044 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/28/2016) [-]
maybe if you put it in capitals it will make it look more believable
#472011 to #471979 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
She got her own thing
That's why I love her
Miss independent
Won't you come and spend a little time
She got her own thing
That's why I love her
Miss independent
Oh, the way she shine
Miss independent

#471968 to #471943 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>life
#471967 to #471943 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Tell me about it.
#471945 to #471943 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
do it
#472028 to #471945 - bladeboy
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Suicide is a sin
#472033 to #472028 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
but infidels have no concept of morality
#471937 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>when you're supposed to look for jobs but is really confortable sittin and watch walking dead all day

Well, on the bright side, i might get a job the next week, but i have searched for like 10 jobs the last two weeks and i guess there's nothing i can do. If companies dont want to hire me it must be some kind of sign from god that i should spend my time watching the walking dead.

Even after like five years walking dead is a pretty good show, it hasnt stagnated like many other series do when they are trying new ideahs for the show because the walking dead has this secret formula to it. They never even try to make it different, that is why its so good man.

The worst thing about job interviews is that, well, they dont call back. Yesterday i gave away a reference to my old boss to my new possible employer and she said she would call back yesterday. She hasn't. But on the bright side it was at a company that was my last resort, and i kinda dont want to work there anyways.

Just last friday i was promised to work on a cleaning company that would've have started yesterday but the boss called this monday to fire me because he lost a contract at the place where i should've be cleaning at.

Life is like a fist, once you bend over to sit and relax it fists you right in the ass.

My point is that whenever you think you have your life under control you should not relax and take it easy, because it will slip right out your hands and you're at square one again.

Now im gonna watch a few episodes of walking dead and see what direction god send me to.
#472091 to #471937 - joshlol
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(05/28/2016) [-]
>Life is like a fist, once you bend over to sit and relax it fists you right in the ass.


hahahahahahahahaha
#472042 to #471937 - blastwavegaming
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(05/28/2016) [-]
You dumb fuck if they don't call back you call them
#472063 to #472042 - enlightednatzie
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(05/28/2016) [-]
Yeah bit i've already called them back you sad fucking pillowumping virging neckbeard loser piece of fucking trash. The thing is that they dont answer so i just look for a new job that is much better.
#471971 to #471937 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
O gee, thank you darksideofthebeast for the input.
#471965 to #471937 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>I've searched for 10 jobs in the past two weeks.
That's not even a job a day you lazy fuck.
#471938 to #471937 - badmotorfinger
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I keep up with the series, but i don't even know if i like it still. I just need to know what happens
#471993 to #471938 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I have binge watched like four or five episodes today and i plan to watch more. I started last week i think from season five episode 12 because i stopped watching a year ago.
#471935 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
GIF
I've done nothing but watch independence day over and over again because there's nothing to do.
#471944 to #471935 - bladeboy
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Gladiator is my go to rewatch film
#471949 to #471944 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
me too fam. russel crowe is badass
#471924 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Alright, listen up, friends, cus this one's another of my famous doozies.

"Meme" in the context of he boards here is the worst thing...
and I love it.

What is it? What the hell does it mean? Let me tell you.

It's not a joke. It's not a macro image. It's not the DNA of the soul. When we meme we're not trying to be funny. We're literally just saying shit. The purpose is to annoy someone, not in a "EPIC TROLL PRANK" kinda way, but in a way where you practically want the person to think you're retarded. It's a special kind of dumbass annoying that's between bewildering and funny while being neither.

It's not even ironic. It started out as ironic and evolved into us being ironically unironic. It's literally pretending to be retarded when you are actually a retard. And we put effort into this shit. If you've read one comment here ever, then you've noticed that no effort goes into anything. We actually put effort into not putting effort into it. It can't sound like we actually thought of what we're saying, but it can't just be nothing. It has to be cleverly idiotic, or it's just a statement instead of the dumbass pseudo-annoying that makes for the right not-ironic not-joke. You know when people are proud of the huge shit they took? It's a bit like that.

And I can't stress enough that it's not a joke. It's not supposed to be funny. If you say shit on one of these boards in the usual way and someone thinks that it's funny, that's fucking Christmas. That's the planets aligning. That's being on base in Afghanistan, shooting at a practice target, and the bullet goes through the cardboard and kills a suicide bomber in hiding you had no idea was there. You, the willing dumbfuck, were actually funny to someone. That's a day made.

And that is ACTUALLY a day made.
Be honest for a second. You're reading this and you're thinking "This guy is a fucking loser, retard, social reject failure." That's the thing: you are too. You may not even realise it, may even pull a Gonnafly and think you're some normal person, but being here means you're not.

Look around here. Take a few minutes to scroll. Try an hour. Read everything. You will see stupidity most normal people don't even imagine.
This is a niche corner of a terrible niche website for idiot teenagers with superiority complexes.

We're all fucking horrible. There are no exceptions. Internet image boards are all horrible places populated by the most flawed of people. EVERY. SINGLE. Person here is a terribly flawed social reject. How can you expect anything more than what we now call "autism" here? So why are you here? You know it's terrible, you know it's the worst waste of time, and you know everything you say to the contrary is not only wrong, but also completely meaningless. You're practically hurting yourself by being and commenting here, but you do it anyway. Why?

"Memes" in the context of these image boards is the ultimate embodiment of what could be called the culture of this place. It's pathetic, in-reality purposeless idiocy.

And that's why we're all still here. Because we're pathetic, purposeless idiots.
There are no exceptions. The exceptions are all the people that aren't here.

So speaking against -- or thinking you're above -- the memes is delusional. Thinking you're better than anyone here is delusional. It isn't what you say or do here that defines you, it's merely that you come here.

You are every bit as bad as I am, and the only way to be otherwise is to leave.
The meek inherit this part of the Earth because the strong move on to better places.

This is my board.
This is your board.
We're two sides of the same shit.
The only thing we could do here that would matter is to leave.
#471942 to #471924 - dalokan
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(05/27/2016) [-]
The autism is strong with this one.
#471962 to #471942 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>>#471942,

looks like we got ourselves a couple a adunsavemes over here
#471966 to #471962 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>>#471941, tfw meant to
#471941 to #471924 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
You're a retard.
#471939 to #471924 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I go to secret underground raves so I don't count sorry
#471946 to #471939 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
ive been trying to find one of those for ages

do they even exist in the UK?
#471948 to #471946 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Tbf I haven't actually been to one that is literally underground, just unofficial ones and nights set up by people I know cause they're djs, I went to one in a forest that was cool
#471951 to #471948 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
lemme know if you hear about any in manchester. preferrably on a date when its not pissing wet.

im sure the city is big enough to have these events but cant always be sure if they are as good as people say they are.
#471955 to #471951 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Have you been to a warehouse project?
#471959 to #471955 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
nope. explain.
#471960 to #471959 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
It's the thing in manchester, look it up.
#471974 to #471960 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
not really interested in nightclubs that require buying tickets in advance unless other peeps will invite me

trying to find a place that isnt small enough to be shit but big enough to anonymously solo
#471975 to #471974 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Antwerp mansion? Although I think we bought tickets lol I dunno I don't know manchester v well
#471976 to #471975 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
oh, God. is that in Rusholme?
#471980 to #471976 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I think so
#471983 to #471980 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
lol no thanks
#471985 to #471983 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Joshua brooks?
#471987 to #471985 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
that seems like a pub with a dancefloor
#471991 to #471987 - TheseChocodiles
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Ok it's been fun have a great year
#471994 to #471991 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
thx u 2
#471977 to #471976 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Dont steal my m'lady
#471981 to #471977 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
steal who?
#471982 to #471981 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Ooops
*walks away*
#471984 to #471982 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
lolwut
#471986 to #471984 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
*tips fedora*
*vanish in my fedora and flies away*
#471988 to #471986 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
do you have a crush on TheseChocodiles? because she's all yours, mate.
#471989 to #471988 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
N-no...
#471995 to #471989 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
its 2 L8 m8. theres no need 2 w8 or deb8. its time 2 masturb8 on our friend k8 and m8 with her.
#471998 to #471995 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Eehh, she lives in ireland and its too far away mateioli.
#472003 to #471998 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>>#471999 oops
#472002 to #471998 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>471999
#472000 to #471998 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
#471999 I dont ive in england btw, im swedish. Now im gonna watch an episode of walking dead, maybe two.
#471999 to #471998 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
send her a text when she comes to england next time.

passionate short term love > dull long term relationships
#471936 to #471924 - adunsaveme
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(05/27/2016) [-]
but I already knew I was shit
#471929 to #471924 - thirteenthdoctor
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(05/27/2016) [-]
My god...it's grade A, purified Autismium.
#471931 to #471929 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>people write a well documented report based on the board culture of this site
>omg its autism guys

Its like you dont know what autism even is, some people are smart and can document their feelings in such a detailed way so its easy to understand.

*facepalm*
#471930 to #471929 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
hey, do I go on your posts and repeat exactly what you just said in them
#471925 to #471924 - Gonnafly
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(05/27/2016) [-]
you have to pay me royalties if you use my name in your novel
#471926 to #471925 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
give me the TL;DR of this shitty fucking novel
#471934 to #471926 - gibusernamepls ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
tl;dr: We're all pathetic retards
So nothing you didn't already know
#471923 - gibroner
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Verizon Internet is down in my area now I have to shit post from my phone
#471920 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>lightnings fans rn
yes I know this isn't a hating post fuck you.
#471859 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
whenever i tell people i like adam sandler movies they make fun of me
this is why i dont tell people shit
#471895 to #471859 - Conquistador
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Because most modern Adam Sandler movies are shit.
#471896 to #471895 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
naw
#471885 to #471859 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
The autism is strong with this one.
#471891 to #471885 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
can you like fuck off
#471892 to #471891 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
ay guey

chinga su madre xddddd
#471894 to #471892 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
what
#471866 to #471859 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
old movies are good but if you like anything past 2010 you need to die
#471890 to #471866 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I prefer his new movies
happy gilmore and big daddy are ok, but billy madison sucked
where as i liked just go with it, that's my boy and blended, all of which are after 2010. the only ones i've seen that i didn't like post-2010 was jack & jill and grown ups 2
#471893 to #471890 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
also idk what old means anymore. apparently foo fighters are classic rock but i wouldn't even call nirvana classic rock
#471897 to #471893 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
well for starters neither of those are remotely close to classic rock
#471898 to #471897 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
yea well according to my dad foo fighters are and he's like twice your age faggot.
it doesn't matter to me because dadrock is the worst genre
#471899 to #471898 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
sounds like your dad is retarded
#471900 to #471899 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
he is
#471851 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>tfw someone calls you a dank memer but not an elite memer
I am honestly fucking offended, I have done so much to earn elite meme status it aint even funny.
#471886 to #471851 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
The autism is strong with this one.
#471902 to #471886 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
I took shrooms for the second time today, I can hook you up if you want since I know you dont live far.
#471904 to #471902 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
No, thank you. I don't need drugs; I'm high on life!
#471910 to #471904 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
inb4 you drink alcohol for the buzz, a small dose of shrooms beats alcohol and makes you happier. It also takes a dump on weed.
#471913 to #471910 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Jesus didn't need any of those, so neither do I.
#471909 to #471904 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
retard
#471912 to #471909 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Of course a drug user would immediately swing to baseless, aggressive insults when someone declines their malicious offer. The drugs are frying your brain, friend. Stop killing yourself.
#471914 to #471912 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
It is incredibly harmless, but I'm not taking this bait any longer.
#471915 to #471914 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Yet you've taken the devil's bait
#471858 to #471851 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
#471860 to #471858 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
/hating/471857#471857

You're talking to the wrong person.
#471861 to #471860 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
re-read my comment. masterboll is the sheep I'm referring to
#471870 to #471869 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
don't ever argue with my like that again or it will be your last mistake
#471873 to #471870 - unforgivensoul
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Yes sir.
#471877 to #471873 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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#471863 to #471861 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>quoting a midget
>referring to an elite memer as a sheep
#471906 to #471863 - Conquistador
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(05/27/2016) [-]
*>Referring to an elite sheep as a memer

Fixed it.
#471864 to #471863 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
i'm not quoting a midget, you autistic faggot. That's a quote from Tywin
#471872 to #471864 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>quoting the father of a midget
>quoting a faggot who died on the toilet
#471875 to #471872 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>quoting the man the literally destroyed an entire House and brought his own House out of the shit into one of the most powerful Houses
>quoting the man who literally cucked his son, twice
#471879 to #471875 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
still
>quoting a faggot who died on the toilet
#471882 to #471879 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
>cucked
>his
>son
>twice
#471883 to #471882 - masterboll
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>one son banged his own sister
>other one is a midget
>cucking a midget like its an achievement
>still died on the toilet
#471840 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Once you watched 5 Seinfeld episodes in a row you read everything in Seinfeld's voice.
#471867 to #471840 - Conquistador
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The autism is strong with this one.
#471884 to #471867 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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The autism is strong with this one.
#471887 to #471884 - Conquistador
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ay guey

chinga su madre xddddd
#471888 to #471887 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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The autism is strong with this one.
#471889 to #471888 - Conquistador
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ay guey

chinga su madre xddddd
#471881 to #471867 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
alexanderburns autistic? wooooow no way dude
#471841 to #471840 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
So what's the deal with airline food?
#471826 - loserwithnoclass
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(05/26/2016) [-]
I wish people would actually visit 4chan. Too many people have romanticized the entire site to the point where they think it's all a super-elite memegenerator with god-like comedians rolling out banter every minute. In reality, ti's a bunch of edgy, wannabe skinhead kids that get to do whatever they want because mommy and daddy can't tell them not to say mean things on the internet.
It's a hive of autism.
#471932 to #471826 - enlightednatzie
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I visit the sweden concentration thread on /int/ and they pretty much are some really sad people. They are all sad, pathetic losers that havent even talked to girls and unironically blame the immigrants for all their problems. They are the epitome of the cancer that 4chan has. They have had meetups but that is only the non social retards that can behave around other people but they all have left that shitty thread because its too full of pedophiles, nazis and neckbeards. They where like 30 people.
#471874 to #471826 - Conquistador
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The same can be said for this shithole. Once fgay decides it dislikes something, they feel they have to gravitate to the complete opposite of it. Nothing can be in the middle ground anymore. As can be seen with the over surge of anti-sjw and far right posts, and by the far left shit that use to be here a few years ago. Most of the posts here either have some political shit, or just some autistic weebs spewing monster girl and furfag compilation posts, even in the normal section.
#471928 to #471874 - anon
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Absolutely. Your political opinion has to be "Gas the kikes, kill the blacks and rape the women" or you're a cuck. And everyone is too full of themselves to realize that the rest of the world doesn't really care that they're against things like interracial marriage or adding "too much diversity" to comics.
#471828 to #471826 - anon
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why visit 4chan? you'd have to scroll through mountains of shit to find anything funny or interesting. it's like funnyjunk except the good stuff doesn't float to the top for you to skim off when you please; it's just all there in one big mess.
#471832 to #471828 - loserwithnoclass
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I want people to visit 4chan so they'll see that it's a mountain of permautist shit.
Did you not read what I said? Did you read the first sentence and then comment?
#471831 to #471828 - bladeboy
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It's also anonymous so fags like alex don't flood the board
#471833 to #471831 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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he does a good enough job flooding videogames
#471916 to #471833 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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also
the pants of girls
#471917 to #471916 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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thesechocodiles
#471919 to #471917 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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correct
#471834 to #471833 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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#471835 to #471834 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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what have I told you about posting anime?
#471836 to #471835 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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#471837 to #471836 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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edwardnigma
#471838 to #471837 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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princessren
#471839 to #471838 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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bladeboy
#471842 to #471839 - masterboll
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now start mentioning the more danker memers
#471843 to #471842 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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i did in my last comment
#471844 to #471843 - masterboll
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there are more to be mentioned
#471845 to #471844 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/27/2016) [-]
oh you mean dalokan, superchrischan and unforgivensoul?
#471846 to #471845 - masterboll
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(05/27/2016) [-]
those too, but now you need to mention the elite memers
#471849 to #471846 - unforgivensoul
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Am I not fucking elite buddy?
#471853 to #471849 - masterboll
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lol can i hear a white name talking?

...nah, its just a moth fluttering in the distance.
#471857 to #471853 - unforgivensoul
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You do know I've been on this site since 2012 right?

I've had like over 100 accounts banned.
I've had like over another 200 proxy accounts
I've been put on the shit-list
I'm responsible for the creation of /cooking/ and /guns/
I've proxied, spammed and shitposted heavily since day one
I was responsible for the hierarchy shitpost system at /religion/
I was the creator of the poncake religion on FJ
I've been an oldfag on several boards
I was responsible for the red thumb storm that lasted 3 weeks on /religion/ but organizing a team of proxiers.

I am fucking elite, up yours asshole.
#471862 to #471857 - masterboll
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yeah, but how many infidels have you rek'd?

...thats what i thought
#471865 to #471862 - unforgivensoul
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...a lot dood. A lot.
#471868 to #471865 - masterboll
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no, there is room for only 1 infidel rekker
#471847 to #471846 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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i can't mention myself
#471848 to #471847 - masterboll
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we're not going backwards on the meme ranks m80. keep going forward.
#471871 to #471848 - unforgivensoul
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We obviously vastly differ in political opinions, I personally believe you exist on FJ solely to push anti-white, pro-multiculturalism, pro-left agenda out of complete spite. So I don't think you have owned any infidels since your opinions are just wrong. I just wish you would admit to being a racist instead of hiding it, like I can admit it. At least have the balls.
#471878 to #471871 - masterboll
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admitting to being racist would require me to be racist

you can admit to being a woman and have the papers to show your breast surgery but as long as you have your 3 inch penus and overgrown neckbeard, you will never be a woman
#471901 to #471878 - unforgivensoul
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>admitting to being racist would require me to be racist
Oh please, the act doesn't work on me. Your hatred of whites is so evident through your undying urge to piss of white people whenever you can. "cumskin"

>you can admit to being a woman and have the papers to show your breast surgery but as long as you have your 3 inch penus and overgrown neckbeard, you will never be a woman

obviously
#471854 to #471848 - unforgivensoul
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I am forwards buddy, I can't believe you would insult me in such a way. If I had to be serious though I'd put me, RIP infamoustrapper and kolimm as elite status memers, I have not yet met anyone else on that level.
#471903 to #471854 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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>spammers
>memers
>same thing
>ohemgeezus thinks lulz was or could ever be a memer
#471911 to #471903 - unforgivensoul
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That picture you literally posted along with your reply is only here because I posted it first.

Retard
#471918 to #471911 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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>someone posts a thing
>someone else memes it up
>original, non meme poster thinks they memed
#471908 to #471903 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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kill yourself you fucking retard
#471905 to #471903 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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everyone is a memer you fucking retard, the only conversation is how good they are
#471907 to #471905 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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#471850 to #471848 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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i can't think of anyone higher on the list than me
#471852 to #471850 - masterboll
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once your mind is able to finally comprehend the elite memer's eliteness, you'll understand how even the memer who is second on the list appears as an undank memer in comparison
#471855 to #471852 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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alright inbred, it's time to stop replying
#471856 to #471855 - masterboll
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>uncultured plebs tryna rank memers without reaching the top
#471827 to #471826 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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tfw half of 4chan posts here are less than VGB quality banter
tfw the 4chan praise here is normies looking up to wannabe autists while us real autists go unsung every day, sitting in judgment
#471814 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/26/2016) [-]
>Tfw I can't buy overwatch until midnight
#471830 to #471814 - bladeboy
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>tfw I don't get paid till next saturday
#471823 to #471814 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/26/2016) [-]
it's high moon
#471824 to #471823 - darksideofthebeast
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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
#471818 to #471814 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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>buying overwatch

lmao
#471829 to #471818 - dreygur
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>playing games

lmao
#471809 - enlightednatzie
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(05/26/2016) [-]
Removed all the blocks i had, like a true christian as myself would do. Love y'all
#471876 to #471809 - Conquistador
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Oh shit, you're back.
#471933 to #471876 - enlightednatzie
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(05/27/2016) [-]
Yup
#471791 - shenro
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(05/26/2016) [-]
how the fuck can someone play a game for like 2 years and still not figure out the fact that magical units require magical weapons and critical and physical units don't, like for fucks sake, the guy has 2 magic healer units and he gives them the worst magical weapons he has, while he gives the best to his critical attackers and gain absolutely nothing from having them, except some hp.
#471796 to #471791 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/26/2016) [-]
Literally what game
#471813 to #471796 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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probably some faggotshit like the witcher
#471815 to #471813 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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no because witcher 3 hasn't been out for 1 year, let alone 2 you fucking inbred
#471816 to #471815 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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ooh I didn't know because anyone with 1% of a brain doesnt give two shits about that game
#471817 to #471816 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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yeah but i'm not the one that admitted to be retarded
#471819 to #471817 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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you can not admit it all you want it isn't the admission that makes it real
#471820 to #471819 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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yeah but unless i admit it, then it's just a meme
#471821 to #471820 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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#471822 to #471821 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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no anime
#471794 to #471791 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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nerd
#471790 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Bikers are the biggest faggots ever. You always see bumper stickers that say watch out for Bikers but the majority of the time these shitheads zip through traffic and then get pissed when you cut them off.
#471788 - squalllionhart
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i'm trying to find a job but i can't sign in to my states department of labor website because i can't remember the password because i don't remember ever making an account there. I called them to try and get a password or something but the account is linked to an email i don't remember. I could change the password easily if i knew the email but no they can't tell me the email because i might not be me even though i just gave them my social to find out if i had an email linked to the account

i just want a job so i can make some money why is this so difficult?
#471797 to #471788 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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How many emails do you use for shit
#471798 to #471797 - squalllionhart
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well i have 2 now
neither of those are it
it wouldn't be a fucking problem if they would just tell me what it is
#471800 to #471798 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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it's your own fault dweeb. That's why I only have two emails, one personal one for job shit
#471803 to #471800 - squalllionhart
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(05/26/2016) [-]
well that's what i have now
but apparently when i made the other email i wasn't in that mindset
#471806 to #471803 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/26/2016) [-]
who know who else isn't in a certain mindset when they do something? Pedophiles.


Adunsaveme, ban this freak
#471787 - dalokan
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(05/26/2016) [-]
One of the things i hate the most is seeing parents bury their kids.
#471789 to #471787 - masterboll
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what do you expect them to do with a corpse, you edgy cunt?
#471810 to #471789 - enlightednatzie
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Nail them to a cross in their yard ofcourse.
#471811 to #471810 - masterboll
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thats how they killed my nigga Jesus
#471812 to #471811 - enlightednatzie
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Yeah, those darn jews
#471799 to #471789 - dalokan
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I don't mean that i hate burials. I mean that I hate the fact that it's only natural for kids to outlive their parents, and seeing parents outlive their sons makes you present to one of the greatest pains anyone can go through. You can legit feel their pain and anguish, and comforting them is impossible.
#471793 to #471789 - adunsaveme
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(05/26/2016) [-]
cremation
#471801 to #471793 - masterboll
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(05/26/2016) [-]
do it the halal way
#471782 - asotil ONLINE
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(05/26/2016) [-]
"Hey lets make plans a week in advance to go do a thing early in the morning so that on that day I can sleep until 1030 then take my sweet time getting breakfast, then say I'm helping my mom all day so at 2 o clock and I never even made a fucking attempt to get ready for this thing I said we should do and you ask why I always do this I'll make sure to paint you out as the complete asshole for calling me out on it. Oh hey it's 5 o clock I'm already at the gym get here now or I'm gonna start without you OH TOO LATE hey btw you're more my spotter than my friend despite having known each other since pre-school"
#471786 to #471782 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(05/26/2016) [-]
This the guy that didn't help you set up your kiddy pool?