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#493109 - satoasami
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GIF

I feel like garbage today

Probably because I haven't eaten anything in the past24 hours and I have a horrendous sleep schedule
#493102 - huntergriff
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when you go to a movie streaming site and the movie you watch is more quiet than the school shooter in the back of class.
#493146 to #493102 - ohemgeezus
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#493090 - TheseChocodiles
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this whole trend
User avatar #493108 to #493090 - alexanderburns
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tag adunsaveme so he has to pay attention to me
User avatar #493111 to #493108 - TheseChocodiles
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must be hard for you when the one person that likes you isnt responding


its why i get so upset when ferrettamer doesnt answer any of my 19 calls
User avatar #493226 to #493111 - ferrettamer
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I really like the taste of coffee but hot coffee upsets my tummy iced coffee doesn't for some reason, maybe cause it's 95% sugar. Hbu
User avatar #493227 to #493226 - TheseChocodiles
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wow that would suck cause a lot of my life revolves around coffee so it doesnt even really have much of an effect on me
coffee is my fav
User avatar #493230 to #493227 - ferrettamer
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yea i feel, it's important to a lot of students. i just substituted coffee with meth tho, it had similar effects and was cheaper.
User avatar #493232 to #493230 - TheseChocodiles
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dont forget, you're ALWAYS a loser when you're a drug user
User avatar #493233 to #493232 - ferrettamer
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caffeine is a drug too tho?
User avatar #493122 to #493111 - ferrettamer
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bitch you thirsty please grab a sprite
User avatar #493123 to #493122 - TheseChocodiles
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sprite is like the worst one
User avatar #493124 to #493123 - ferrettamer
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the worst one of what.
and it's a song omg #nohate.
User avatar #493125 to #493124 - TheseChocodiles
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oh sorry i thought maybe you were being ORIGINAL for ONCE but i guess i was WRONG


also i suppose it would be my least favourite fizzy drink
User avatar #493126 to #493125 - ferrettamer
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yea i told you you are never right. i'm never original
i don't like carbonated drinks other than orange soda and coke sprite is one of the worst if i had to choose tho. other than grape and dr pepper.
User avatar #493127 to #493126 - TheseChocodiles
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i like lucozade when im hungover and i like coke zero but im trying to not drink it cause its bad for teeth and also contains aspartame which can cause neurological problems !

uh oh im not tired yet and im on placement again tomorrow, its cool cause im not working on a ward this time im basically being sent around the whole hospital seeing how each department works from ICU, Neonatal, the decontamination and sterilising unit and the labs
the labs was cool cause i got to see all the weird scientists and they showed me loads of infective organisms on the little plates like salmonella, c-diff, mrsa etc
also i felt sorry for the clearly autistic scientist boys who were picked to to explain shit to me because they clearly werent the speaking kind and kept tripping over their words and i was like aw o no i cant help you im sorry

so i mean you didnt ask to know any of this but here it is, its all for you damien
User avatar #493128 to #493127 - ferrettamer
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oh i also like iron bru. i forgot about british soda

that sucks that you can't sleep but that sounds pretty cool tbh. i wish i could do something like that but with police instead you feel.
hey if you want to see salmonella i cook a pretty good chicken.
User avatar #493130 to #493128 - TheseChocodiles
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iron bru sucks and the alcoholic iron bru WKD aint much better

when i was 18 my parents left me alone in the house for two weeks and twice i ate chicken that was still a little raw in the middle
i kinda fell apart those two weeks
User avatar #493131 to #493130 - ferrettamer
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iron bru is amazing shut up

raw chicken is amazing tbh i eat it all the time
User avatar #493174 to #493131 - TheseChocodiles
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everything is so amazing to you isnt it
User avatar #493217 to #493174 - ferrettamer
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You're pretty amazing
User avatar #493218 to #493217 - TheseChocodiles
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mate by your standards im on par with iron bru and raw chicken
User avatar #493219 to #493218 - ferrettamer
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Nah you're better than raw chicken. Nothing is the same level as iron Bru tho
User avatar #493221 to #493219 - TheseChocodiles
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iron bru is actually shite like

get ur head checked cuz ur wired up to the moon thinkin iron bru is an enjoyable soft drink
User avatar #493222 to #493221 - ferrettamer
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I don't understand how you can not like it tbh. Maybe it's cause I don't have it that often that I like it but idts. I think it would be great even if it was all I drank
User avatar #493223 to #493222 - TheseChocodiles
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its too bleh its just eugh
i dont even hate it its just that its glagh
User avatar #493224 to #493223 - ferrettamer
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Yea that's true but
User avatar #493225 to #493224 - TheseChocodiles
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do you like coffee
User avatar #493112 to #493111 - alexanderburns
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adunsaveme does not like me
User avatar #493115 to #493112 - TheseChocodiles
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oh really why
User avatar #493116 to #493115 - alexanderburns
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cus he's a bitch nigga
User avatar #493118 to #493116 - TheseChocodiles
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oo claws are out tonight ladies!!!
#493092 to #493090 - masterboll
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yeah, i keep seeing that annoying shit on fb lately

theres a few more of random things like slices of bread xDDD and whatnot
#493095 to #493092 - anon id: 60408ef0
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i thank god i am only ever tagged in good shit
#493105 to #493095 - bladeboy
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#493113 to #493105 - TheseChocodiles
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saw this and thought of you x
User avatar #493120 to #493113 - bladeboy
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Communist should be lined up on a wall
User avatar #493121 to #493120 - TheseChocodiles
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oh for like a cute fashion show?
#493098 to #493095 - masterboll
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>tfw other peeps from the UK are tagging your irish waifu and making cute irish-mockery jokes with her
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soz
#493048 - Elk
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My fraternity want to go eat somewhere after initiation. I just looked at the menu of the restaurant that they decided on, and literally everything contains meat.
#493094 to #493048 - huntergriff
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I knew you were gay.
User avatar #493091 to #493048 - EdwardNigma
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You should order some Elk.
User avatar #493086 to #493048 - thechosentroll
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Even the drinks? Damn, that's actually kind of impressive.

For real, though. What kind of shit place doesn't offer salads or fries or just vegetable dishes?
#493034 - masterboll
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btw anyone know if there is a discord chat for this board?
User avatar #493043 to #493034 - bladeboy
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Discord is haram.
User avatar #493050 to #493043 - masterboll
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not if you use it to talk about islamic stuff
#493053 to #493050 - bladeboy
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#493059 to #493053 - Elk
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Jesus Christ. What's wrong with that guy's face??
User avatar #493057 to #493053 - TheseChocodiles
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i dont remember you ever being on the tinychat?? or do you just have that photo randomly
#493063 to #493057 - bladeboy
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I've been in the tinychat years ago, are you retarded?
User avatar #493076 to #493063 - TheseChocodiles
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wait what tinychat are you referring to?
User avatar #493068 to #493063 - TheseChocodiles
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mate it was a simple "yeah i had been on a couple of times" answer
User avatar #493065 to #493063 - ferrettamer
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i'm pretty sure she's talking about the social one not hating
User avatar #493070 to #493065 - TheseChocodiles
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no i would have remembered if he was on the social one
the other one i popped on sometimes cause there was a few people i was friendly with
User avatar #493072 to #493070 - ferrettamer
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i don't know what you're saying
User avatar #493075 to #493072 - TheseChocodiles
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oh wait im confused
User avatar #493079 to #493075 - ferrettamer
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me too thanks
User avatar #493081 to #493079 - TheseChocodiles
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thanks hope you are well heard you are getting the kitchen redone happy for you chick xxx
User avatar #493066 to #493065 - bladeboy
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I was in the tinychat when this guy was in there, it was when I was still on the pokemon board.
User avatar #493067 to #493066 - ferrettamer
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User avatar #493077 to #493067 - masterboll
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>>#493067
Choc's not giving it for some reason
User avatar #493078 to #493077 - ferrettamer
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that's because they haven't been used in years.
User avatar #493080 to #493078 - masterboll
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link me and get online
User avatar #493082 to #493080 - ferrettamer
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why would i have the link still
User avatar #493083 to #493082 - masterboll
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so that you would be prepared for the day i ask you to give it and get online
User avatar #493060 to #493057 - masterboll
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gimme the tinychat
#493029 - masterboll
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>be me baked
>me and friends talking about small details in the Game of Swag storyline
>get onto the topic of the Queen Bitch and the nun ending
>get told that the mysterious giant knight monster who is going to anally ravage the nun is actually the infidel faggot that the muslim guy nearly rekt (in the fight for tyrions freedom i think)
>realise that hes probably deformed under the armour which is why he hides his face all the time
>MFW im trippin and overthinking about how deep this shit goes
User avatar #493044 to #493029 - bladeboy
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Muslims aren't suppose to alter their mind.
User avatar #493046 to #493044 - masterboll
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infidels arent supposed to have morality
User avatar #493051 to #493046 - bladeboy
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>mfw muslim morality is fucking 9 year olds
User avatar #493052 to #493051 - masterboll
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>tfw infidels think fucking 9 year olds is morally right
User avatar #493054 to #493052 - bladeboy
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Your prophet did it tho
User avatar #493056 to #493054 - masterboll
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she wasnt 9

she would have been more around the ages of 15-18 if she was on the battlefield
User avatar #493062 to #493056 - bladeboy
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Sahih Muslim Book 008, Number 3310:
'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old.

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 65
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death)." what you know of the Quran (by heart)'

Sahih Bukhari Volume 7, Book 62, Number 88
Narrated 'Ursa:
The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).
User avatar #493069 to #493062 - masterboll
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i was listening to a scholar doing a lecture on the internet a while ago saying that the source of that information was less reliable than others and inconsistent with the prophets principles.

men had to be at least 15 to be on the battlefield and even if it was a 9 year old, it would have been widely documented since 9 would have been really unusual even for that time period.
User avatar #493097 to #493069 - bladeboy
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muh one scholar is more valid than the thousands of other scholars that agree on her age
User avatar #493099 to #493097 - masterboll
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lol they dont necessarily agree on her age. they assume the source is as accurate as it could have been since there is no clear way to disprove it.

some scholars are taught to learn what is written without question and other scholars go the extra mile and figure out why there are inconsistencies between what one person says about the prophet and what the prophet is actually known for.
User avatar #493061 to #493056 - bladeboy
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k
User avatar #493023 - darksideofthebeast
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I hate leg pain at work.
I thought it'd go away, nah. I fucking lift heavy ass stuff typically between 12-430 then do stand on my feet for another 2 and a half hours...
Sucks, nothing makes a night take longer than pain and tiredness, but knowing you can't sleep.
#493144 to #493023 - anon id: 93af80f2
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Indont ever recalling asking you about your daily problems like, at all and i honestly believe that no one really gives q crapioli. Ugh, im so tired of spoiled, limp dicked fuckubg pussies lke yourself who got curled by your parents. When i was nothing but a lad my parents sold me to a siberian slave trader and i worked in a mine there for 20 years. Do i complain? Hell no because im not a limp dicked little pussy.
User avatar #493172 to #493144 - darksideofthebeast
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k
#493047 to #493023 - Elk
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"I like leg pain everywhere else."
User avatar #493071 to #493047 - darksideofthebeast
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Only a retard would interpret that way.
I hate it in general, especially at work.
#493074 to #493071 - Elk
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User avatar #493025 to #493023 - darksideofthebeast
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>then do stand on my feet
yea
#493019 - darksideofthebeast
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>people who actually get butthurt by sexist jokes on the internet
like... nigga, it's the internet.
User avatar #493024 to #493019 - TheseChocodiles
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are you referring to me? lmao did you make this post before i had even read your comment
#493045 to #493024 - bladeboy
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"I'm thesechocodiles, every post about a cunt is about me, waaaahhhh wahhha wahhhhh btw im irish potato famine cheeky nandos bruv craic"
User avatar #493049 to #493045 - TheseChocodiles
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omg in my defense you cunt he had just made a sexist joke comment to me so honestly you can take cheek and shove it up your boring heritage ass
#493088 to #493049 - thechosentroll
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Ooooooooooh, drama stirring in the anglosphere.
User avatar #493089 to #493088 - TheseChocodiles
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he's cleearly just jealous of how much culture ireland has and is taking it out on me
User avatar #493093 to #493089 - thechosentroll
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Oh, please, you've got about as much culture as we do. Assuming poverty, alcoholism and banter count as a culture.
User avatar #493100 to #493093 - TheseChocodiles
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lmao ayyy

i mean obv we have a lot of good stuff like paramilitaries, a civil war, petrol bombs/nail bombs (just bombs in general y'know we cant get enough), politicians who used to be in the IRA, a big wall to seperate catholics and protestants, sectarian murels all around belfast city, outrage and rioting when the british flag was taken down from belfast city hall even though most of us didnt even fucking notice it in the first place, sectarian songs too a really lovely one i like to sing as a lullaby to my 5 year old niece goes like "go on home british soldiers go on home, have you got no fucking home of your own"
has her sleeping like a baby

so yeah just the kind of culture a whole family could really enjoy
#493103 to #493100 - thechosentroll
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Isn't that, like, every culture, though? Half our old-ass national songs are about getting laid, the other half are about killing turks. Our two great fictional heroes are a guy who turks and a guy who outsmarts turks, literally 90% of our famous poems are about rising up to kill some turks, our classical novels are about killing turks, half our fucking history revolves around wars with the byzantines, ottomans or turks.

Pretty sure it's like that for every country. Except maybe ones with few neighbors? >>#493096 Yo, do 'strayans have a bunch of folk songs about shooting newzealanders in the faces? Or abbos or emus or whatever.
User avatar #493110 to #493103 - TheseChocodiles
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yeah ofc but compared to the rest of the uk it stands out, i mean until very recently my city was no1 in europe for terrorism wahey

i think what makes ireland stand out a bit more than other countries is the fact we were no1 immigrants way back when, so a lot of people have ties to here and get to know the culture, the struggle for freedom from british rule etc, so more people just know about it i guess

killing turks though thats really, thats really something
User avatar #493114 to #493110 - thechosentroll
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Until recently, you were the only country in Europe that even HAD terrorism. There wasn't exactly much competition.

As for the turks, it was the same shit as the irish, it just lasted 500 years and involved literal slavery, forced castration, kidnapping children and turning them into the sultan's pet psychopaths and forcing people to wear those stupid little red hats. So, naturally, we were pretty motivated to kill some turks. Our country's just less well known, so fewer people know about the struggle.
User avatar #493117 to #493114 - TheseChocodiles
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i have to be honest I didn't know, although I visited your country i was 10 years old so i didnt really pick up anything (although i did go parasailing so thats cool)

it sounds pretty brutal, do you have an underlying thing against turkish people?
i have it against english people a little bit, dont get me wrong i have english friends that im a big fan of but seeing england fail brings to me a quiet satisfaction
User avatar #493119 to #493117 - thechosentroll
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No, not really. Cause the whole slavery thing wasn't as simple as "bulgarians vs turks". The way their society works even to this day is that you've basically got the rich and powerful and everyone else. Back in the day, "everyone else" was called the raya, which literally translates to "herd". As in, they're seen as dumb animals. So, poor turkish people were treated almost as badly as non-turkish people, which lead to some camaraderie. So, when we finally rebelled and went "TURKS GET OUT, REEEEEEE!" the general turkish population was left alone, it was mostly the rich and powerful that were targeted. Which is why even to this day we've got a shitload of turks, who've been living here for generations. Shit, half the people I know are turks, since I'm from the more turk-heavy parts of the country. Still, a lot of people still hate Turkey and I can't blame them with what a twat Erdogan is.

So, in short, most people have nothing against turkish people, they hate Turkey. I guess it helps that most turkish people hate Turkey as well.
User avatar #493104 to #493103 - EdwardNigma
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Slim Dusty  Waltzing Matilda None about shooting abbos or New Zealanders to my knowledge. Emus maybe, idunno if hunting songs are a thing.
WE HAVE WALTZING MATILDA THOUGH.
And thats about a dude finding a sheep, being arrested but then killing himself because he was a mad cunt.

I really like Waltzing Matilda.
User avatar #493106 to #493104 - thechosentroll
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I don't understand half of those words, but that's about what I'd expect from a folk song. They're really weird and kind of fucked up when you bother translating them.
User avatar #493107 to #493106 - EdwardNigma
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Give us a couple hundred years, I'm sure our spastic bastardisation of English and usage of slang will be considered its own language.
#493096 to #493093 - EdwardNigma
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same lol
#493055 to #493049 - bladeboy
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#493064 to #493058 - bladeboy
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User avatar #493073 to #493064 - TheseChocodiles
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please dont post something that unfunny to me ever again
#493133 to #493073 - bladeboy
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#493175 to #493133 - TheseChocodiles
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watch who u make an enemy of mister il have you know i have a held a gun before so
#493026 to #493024 - darksideofthebeast
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**darksideofthebeast used "*roll picture*"**
**darksideofthebeast rolled image** No, dear.
It was about a youtube comment.
Guy made a sexist joke
Butthurt woman says "take your sexist shit and leave"
Like, it was just a joke, chill lad.
User avatar #493028 to #493026 - TheseChocodiles
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ooooh ok
User avatar #493027 to #493026 - darksideofthebeast
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If I knew i was gonna roll that creature, I woulda never rolled.
#493013 - shenro
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mfw people upload a video with one of the 3 mafia 3 endings and call it a 'secret ending'. it's not a fuckin secret, you retard.
#493012 - anon id: 0e4db89a
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I hate when NSFW artists don't tag their shit or tag it with irrelevant garbage.
I should be able to search your blog/website for a tag, and have that specific thing show up. I don't care when you tag things #MyArt, #I_Think_It's_Garbage, #ImASlut, #Hopeyoulikeit
Fuck you. Organize your work so I can masturbate without having to rifle through your uninteresting SFW art, ego-stroking blog posts or reblogs of a 25-piece set of Supernatural gifs. Fuck you.
User avatar #493018 to #493012 - TheseChocodiles
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thinking of you and your family in this trying time
User avatar #493007 - TheseChocodiles
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i was going to surprise my pal in england for his birthday by just showing up but one, his party isnt on the friday which is shit that i cant arrive as an actual party gift and also means that the party on saturday will turn into a sesh into the sunday and im gonna have to get a flight that same day which is gross, and two the event he is going to is fukin sold out meaning im going to have to get a ticket for 40 quid

the funny part to me is that the headliners for this event is feel my bicep, who we have seen so many fuckin times and yet this is the one he chose, now im going to maybe have to spend 40 quid to see bicep, which is honestly a disgrace
plus its his 21st so i have to get him a good present which means like thought and effort


the most annoying part is i wanna complain to him about his choices but i cant, i have to wait until that weekend in december to be like ur a fuckin weirdo why did you choose bicep
i suppose i just realised cause its like taking a little bit of home to your bday
well thats quite sweet
aw


User avatar #493014 to #493007 - alexanderburns
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youre a girl
you can just give him a picture of your feet as a present
User avatar #493015 to #493014 - TheseChocodiles
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do you keep female friends for longer than a month or is your view of how the friendship is supposed to go down too warped to make it last
#493020 to #493015 - darksideofthebeast
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Can I answer this question

Short answer, no.
Long answer, women are sluts, I just haven't found the proper girl who's booty I could eat like groceries.
Why don't women act like women and be obedient pets like they should be.
Women should be tied up by the dog house if they start backtalking.
and because of all this feminist bullshit, women think they have power or the ability to do what men do.
Just... No, you're 2nd place, deal with it and be obedient to the winners, ladies.
User avatar #493016 to #493015 - alexanderburns
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depends on how good their feet are
User avatar #493017 to #493016 - TheseChocodiles
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true
#493002 - anon id: a3dc4899
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This guy I was fucking sucked my nipples way too hard, and now they're sore. He wouldn't listen either, kept telling him to quit but every few minutes was nibble nibble.
User avatar #493021 to #493002 - darksideofthebeast
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Pics to prove.
User avatar #493009 to #493002 - enlightednatzie
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Could you please post a picture of your nipple so i can give you some advice on how to treat your sore titty?

Trust me, i am a certified doctor.
User avatar #493008 to #493002 - TheseChocodiles
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this reminds me of all the women i visited who were breastfeeding their babies and their nips were sore af

why is your fella like a new born lol
User avatar #493005 to #493002 - lobselvith
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That happened to me a long time ago. My nipple was swollen and a weird purple for like, three or four days.

I guess you could say it really sucked.
#493010 to #493005 - masterboll
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the thought of guys getting their nipples sucked
#493011 to #493010 - lobselvith
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YFW
#493031 to #493011 - masterboll
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>YFW you got sore nipples
#493032 to #493031 - anon id: 60408ef0
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lob is a girl
#493033 to #493032 - masterboll
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y-you saying that sh-she's a ...memer gurl?
#493003 to #493002 - anon id: a3dc4899
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He raped my nipples, no means no.

I don't seriously think that, could you fucking imagine? "nipple rape" lol
#492997 - ferrettamer
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when you finally finish luke cage and have to go back to scrubs

also that ending was so disappointing and it's even more disappointing that we will have to wait until at least 2019 for the next season
User avatar #493036 to #492997 - TheseChocodiles
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what the hell did you actually start scrubs
User avatar #493037 to #493036 - ferrettamer
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yea like a month ago and i got through most of season 1. but then luke cage was released and i'm much more invested in that universe so i stopped to watch that. now that i'm done i guess i'll start watching it again
User avatar #493038 to #493037 - TheseChocodiles
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so i was right
you like it i was right

remember that time i said i was always right and here we are again
User avatar #493039 to #493038 - ferrettamer
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i mean it's not fantastic but it's not bad enough to drop in the first season you feel?
so you were only half right.
User avatar #493040 to #493039 - TheseChocodiles
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oh shut up
User avatar #493041 to #493040 - ferrettamer
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User avatar #493001 to #492997 - tvfreakuk
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It may have ended somewhat poorly because of all the crossovers and stuff, maybe he'll appear sooner than that. But either way I do agree a bit though.

But this has been my favourite MCU Netflix show, well no, Jessica Jones is actually my favourite but this had Cottonmouth shoot a fucking RPG in like the second fucking episode or something it was off the walls, how can you not enjoy that?
User avatar #493035 to #493001 - ferrettamer
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he's going to be in the defenders which will be released this time next year, so bobby fish will have to hand in the file and luke will be free, but they won't deal with mariah and shades until s2 of luke cage
i did like it but i still prefer daredevil over it. i think that might have been different if cottonmouth hadn't died so early or at least use Mahershala Ali for diamondback, he was the far superior actor.
User avatar #493084 to #493035 - tvfreakuk
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And mate, method man spitting bars about Luke Cage was fucking class like proper buzzed it.
User avatar #493085 to #493084 - ferrettamer
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yea that was fucking dope. i really liked how they did the music in the show
User avatar #493087 to #493085 - tvfreakuk
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Absolutely.
I was happy to see that James Brown impersonator, Charles Bradley. I saw a documentary about him on Netflix a while back and it was about how he was proper struggling all his life to get his career going, and how he basically gave his mam all his money - like proper made sure to take care of her above himself.
It's nice that he's doing good.
User avatar #492998 to #492997 - ferrettamer
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unsatisfying might have been a better word to use
User avatar #492996 - enlightednatzie
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You need to login to view this link

Im so fucking tired of this norgay circle jerk shit. No one cares about that irrelevant shithole anyhow. Common peeps, leths thumb this down!!!
#493022 to #492996 - anon id: acc17d77
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It's funny that you talk about the most based Scandinavian country, yet you live in the absolute worst "Scandinavian" aka arab country.
lmaooooo
#493030 to #493022 - enlightednatzie
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Why dont you go shit yourself at the local walmart fatass?
#492986 - vozel
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>want to wear my brother's shoes
>"NO I BOUGHT THOSE FOR A REASON"

>later see him trying on all my clothes (like 7 sets of clothes) because he wants to wear them
>"i want to wear those later" it was a fucking statement, not even a question
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Why in heck's name are you lending out your clothes to your brother? If any of my nasty assed inbred brothers would steal my clothes i'd burn them.
#492982 - satoasami
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GIF
So far I have only talked to 2 different animators

One of them wanted me to paying him $100 a second for animation

Another wanted me to pay her $400-$600 a day and if she is one of THOSE people she'd slack off for months and charge me a bill for 6-digits too much
User avatar #493006 to #492982 - adunsaveme
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Thank god for that
User avatar #492981 - cognosceteipsum
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honestly, I like what people like george carlin and what's his face bill hicks have to say sometimes but they are so god damn obnoxious to listen to with all their screaming and weird sounds.
User avatar #492984 to #492981 - lobselvith
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I hate George Carlin because he's pretty much everything I hate about most atheists. Most of his jokes consist of "If God exist, then why thing happen? Haha, Christians have the dumbs! God: -7 Atheist: 134".
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I suppose that's part of what I described even.
#492967 - furiousmarshmellow
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>People posting political posts outside of the Politics channel.

Say that 3 times fast.
User avatar #492968 to #492967 - furiousmarshmellow
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Also volume
#492977 to #492966 - TheseChocodiles
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heres a good one
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User avatar #492970 to #492966 - ohemgeezus
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dress as a clown and hopefully you'll get shot
#492972 to #492970 - furiousmarshmellow
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Maybe I will. Your mother looks shootable.
#492973 to #492972 - ohemgeezus
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#492995 to #492973 - anon id: d32da17c
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Are you autistic? Asking for a friend.
#492963 - aoeui
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User avatar #492992 to #492963 - darksideofthebeast
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Shutup, RETARD.
User avatar #492993 to #492992 - ohemgeezus
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got 'em
User avatar #492983 to #492963 - bladeboy
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I'm legitimately retarded so I can use the word.
User avatar #492988 to #492983 - TheseChocodiles
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aw sweetie just because you're canadian doesn't mean you're retarded
User avatar #492989 to #492988 - bladeboy
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You're right, I'd have to be born Irish.
User avatar #492964 to #492963 - TheseChocodiles
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you keepin ok susan hows the kids