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User avatar #350047 - dalokan (12/18/2014) [-]
Olives are gross
User avatar #350080 to #350047 - thegrohltroll (12/18/2014) [-]
Have you ever tried olives with eggs? Shit's so cash
User avatar #350064 to #350047 - haydentheviking ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Olives are the best
User avatar #350048 to #350047 - alstorp (12/18/2014) [-]
Tastes like a salty asshole, I don't understand how anyone can like them.
User avatar #350053 to #350048 - princessren ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
tasted alot of assholes, have ya?
User avatar #350054 to #350053 - alstorp (12/18/2014) [-]
Only salty ones.
User avatar #350055 to #350054 - princessren ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
you poor deer
#350043 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I like watching according to christly but his daughter is such a ditz. She wears too much make up, dresses like a slut and doesn't care about anything. The brother is dumb, just stupid. Everyone else is okay.
User avatar #350044 to #350043 - princessren ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
do you think the son is gay too?
#350041 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
wanker and jerk off mean the same thing. As an insult and as an action.
#350045 to #350041 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
"What did you do last Sunday?"
"Wanker"
#350040 - dalokan (12/18/2014) [-]
>In class today
>Economics class
>Some lady from the Christian club in my school enters
>asks for mittens and hats for the homeless
>accidentally, I blurt out "why don't poor people just buy more money"

Sometimes I should stop reading during class and pay more attention to shutting myself up
User avatar #350132 to #350040 - azumeow (12/18/2014) [-]
You glorious fucking moron, I love you.
User avatar #350036 - cycloneclone (12/18/2014) [-]
All of Santa Clause movies with Tim Allen should never be seen by any human being
User avatar #350042 to #350036 - princessren ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
the first was was good
the second was was ok
the third one was kinda awful tho
User avatar #350039 to #350036 - squalllionhart (12/18/2014) [-]
i dunno
i liked the first one, the other 2 or 3 sucked tho
User avatar #350037 to #350036 - sugoi (12/18/2014) [-]
Too bad it's going to be the only thing on tv for the next month.
#350030 - plumpbooty (12/18/2014) [-]
>be me
>be me
User avatar #350024 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish I was one of those people that couldn't grow facial hair because I hate facial hair. I don't think I look good with facial hair and, really, I hate shaving. And since I'm a lazy person, I never feel like shaving, which makes it worse.
User avatar #350029 to #350024 - dalokan (12/18/2014) [-]
Wax it so it takes more time for it to grow back
User avatar #350027 to #350024 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
facial hair > no facial hair
User avatar #350034 to #350027 - teoberry (12/18/2014) [-]
nice joke facial hair only works if you're really good with it
User avatar #350038 to #350034 - freedomreturns ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Facial hair is for people without a good jawline.
User avatar #350031 to #350027 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
no you're literally autistic
User avatar #350028 to #350027 - fistfireace (12/18/2014) [-]
No facial hair > facial hair if you look horrible with it, which I do. Some people can pull it off, I am not one of those people.
User avatar #350019 - plumpbooty (12/18/2014) [-]
It's Not the ''Radical Shaykh'' it's Islam - Fahad Qureshi Apparently the good goyim on reddit don't take it well when their "muslims are all good, it's the extremists that give them a bad name" narrative gets blown the fuck out. I posted this video and got downvoted to oblivion.
User avatar #350067 to #350019 - rokkarokkaali (12/18/2014) [-]
The way he says "allahu ackbar" every time he asks people to raise their hands is kinda funny.
User avatar #350020 to #350019 - majormayor ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
On a similar note to yours, I'm really tired of the "not all feminist are like that" and "the definition of feminism is believing that men and women are equal" arguments. They're usually used whenever someone is making fun of crazy feminists, whenever someone criticizes feminism, or whenever a feminist gets called out on their shit and then they resort to the dictionary definition in a poor attempt to cover their ass. It's just deflecting criticism away.
#350009 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
Just remembered something that annoyed the fuck out of my in secondary school.
> At the end of school, class has ended
> Teacher is waiting outside for me, says to follow her to detention
> Didn't do anything; wasn't even aware I had detention
> Argue for a minute about the fact I didn't do anything
> Think there must be some mistake - there was another kid in school with the same name who does often get in trouble; think he must be the one she's looking for
> Won't listen, getting nowhere; just follow her
> In detention (with the people that the guy with the same name as me usually hangs out with
> Told to write on a sheet about what we did, why it was wrong, and that we apologise
> Tell her again I didn't do anything
> Decide to just write on the paper
> "What did you do?"
> "I didn't do anything."
> "Why was it wrong?"
> "I don't know - because I didn't do anything wrong."
> End of detention - give it to her
> She says "Well you should've told me you didn't do anything, rather than be passive aggressive about it!"
#350070 to #350009 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Congratulations, your first experience of the matriarchy.
User avatar #350003 - nigalthornberry (12/18/2014) [-]
I hate how racist my mom is
Its not playing around racism just full blown racist.
User avatar #350021 to #350003 - foreveranonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
My dad is not only racist, but TREMENDOUSLY sexist
Old people suck
User avatar #350025 to #350021 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
How so? Shouldn't your dad have lived through the hippy movement and all that jazz? Or at least born after it.
User avatar #350032 to #350025 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Everybody that is alive today has either lived through an era or was born after said era
#350046 to #350032 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I mean right after picky McPicky pickerson.
I mean right after picky McPicky pickerson.
User avatar #350026 to #350025 - foreveranonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
He's from 1966, so ???
User avatar #350018 to #350003 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
My mother was born in 67 and she's secretly a humongous racist.
Which is funny because she just married a Mexican (Great guy)
User avatar #350010 to #350003 - freedomreturns ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
S'alright, my mom is too.
Born in the 50s and all.
#350017 to #350010 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
My parents were born in the early 60s. Father slightly racist, mother far from it, ditto on my aunt.
User avatar #350011 to #350010 - nigalthornberry (12/18/2014) [-]
Mine was in the 70's
User avatar #350012 to #350011 - masterboll (12/18/2014) [-]
we need pics of her to confirm shes in her 30s
#350013 to #350012 - masterboll (12/18/2014) [-]
its been 14 years since 2000 and im still forgetting
#350002 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
If you think your birthday should be celebrated for an entire week, fuck you.
User avatar #350073 to #350002 - jubbehhh (12/18/2014) [-]
People do that?
User avatar #350004 to #350002 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
My parents are divorced.
I have 4 different houses to go to for cake and presents.
That shit takes some planning.
User avatar #350005 to #350004 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
Well you have a certain excuse for it
I think he means people who just generally want to have a "Birthday Week" where they get their friends/family (who aren't separated) to do stuff for them all week, rather than just on the day.
#349996 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I should make money by throwing some furniture on the ground.   
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11251607/Overturned-furniture-to-star-in-Serpentines-new-exhibition.html   
   
The article also says that most of these things keep getting thrown out   
A person who had an artpiece that was a bag of garbage was thrown out because it "was accidentally thrown away"   
That was no accident - the cleaner did their job, they threw away the garbage, and that's exactly what it was; garbage. Not a comment on society cleverly placed in a certain, pretentious way - but just a bag of garbage.
Maybe I should make money by throwing some furniture on the ground.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11251607/Overturned-furniture-to-star-in-Serpentines-new-exhibition.html

The article also says that most of these things keep getting thrown out
A person who had an artpiece that was a bag of garbage was thrown out because it "was accidentally thrown away"
That was no accident - the cleaner did their job, they threw away the garbage, and that's exactly what it was; garbage. Not a comment on society cleverly placed in a certain, pretentious way - but just a bag of garbage.
#349986 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
Just watched 'Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever'   
It would actually be a half decent film if any of the sweet/half decent scenes weren't interrupted with "Yeah, I'm Grumpy Cat! This movie sucks! Man, look at this sappy scene; man, I hate people!"   
If it was a general film about a girl who magically got a cat friend when making a wish - it would be a half decent Christmas flick that while being cheesy as fuck, would still be just an enjoyable watch for Christmas   
Instead, because it was Grumpy Cat it's just filled with "LOL GRUMPY CAT IS SO GRUMPY!" jokes.
Just watched 'Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever'
It would actually be a half decent film if any of the sweet/half decent scenes weren't interrupted with "Yeah, I'm Grumpy Cat! This movie sucks! Man, look at this sappy scene; man, I hate people!"
If it was a general film about a girl who magically got a cat friend when making a wish - it would be a half decent Christmas flick that while being cheesy as fuck, would still be just an enjoyable watch for Christmas
Instead, because it was Grumpy Cat it's just filled with "LOL GRUMPY CAT IS SO GRUMPY!" jokes.
User avatar #349999 to #349986 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
The title indicates to me that there are smore Grumpy Cat's movies. Are there?
User avatar #350000 to #349999 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
Nope - but the cat keeps breaking the fourth wall and saying
"no they wouldn't kill me off - the executives wouldn't want to miss out on the chance on making a sequel; like 'Grumpy Cat's Worst Vacation Ever'..."
User avatar #350022 to #350000 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Did you go see it out of curiosity?
#350023 to #350022 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
I saw it out of curiosity yeah, but it's a made for TV movie, there isn't anywhere to go see it. I just downloaded it.
I have to admit, sometimes it was kinda funny - I giggled occasionally
<< (the scene where you see Grumpy Cat put down in a nightmare was kinda fucked up in a funny way)
There was just some stuff bad about it - but you know me, I pretty much like anything - it was a mess of a movie, but a decentish mess.
User avatar #349987 to #349986 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
The film itself is basically Home Alone, but in a mall, without any of the traps, and Grumpy Cat happens to be there, making sarcastic comments and breaking the fourth wall.
User avatar #349994 to #349987 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
So.
Not Home Alone at all?
User avatar #349998 to #349994 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
I just mean it's a similar concept to Home Alone; of a kid trying to stop a couple of burglars from committing a crime. And while no traps, she did this whole thing where she tricked them into an area of the store where she could hit them with paintball gun fire.
User avatar #349979 - foreveranonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
I hate how I messed up paying for something, contacted the person, fixed the situation and payment... and I haven't heard from them
It's making me nervous. I want to know if they got their money or not. I already feel bad about fucking up paying, I just want them to message me back
#349992 to #349979 - tvfreakuk (12/18/2014) [-]
They just don't want to talk to you because you ruined everything.
User avatar #349993 to #349992 - foreveranonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
B-but I sent them extra money as an apology for fucking up :'^(
User avatar #349988 to #349979 - teoberry (12/18/2014) [-]
eh, if they didnt get their money they probably would've bitched at you and messaged you. you're good
#349963 - minibeep (12/17/2014) [-]
sometimes i feel like im a person who is browsing the internet
User avatar #349966 to #349963 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
And we are just fragments of your imagination? Man, why did you have to find out. Now we have to do something about this.
#349967 to #349966 - minibeep (12/17/2014) [-]
i found out i hate jews more than i hate weeaboos
#349971 to #349967 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I thought you'd never say that.
User avatar #349958 - istartedthewar (12/17/2014) [-]
They just canceled The Interview.
Fuck north korea
User avatar #350007 to #349958 - megavoir (12/18/2014) [-]
well to be fair, making a movie about the assassination of a dictator of a country where tentions are already high with is fucking stupid as shit.
I'm not hating on the movie, like shit i was gonna go see it, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's stupid to do
User avatar #349981 to #349958 - volero ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
It will probably just be released on DVD/Blu-Ray
User avatar #349973 to #349958 - furiousmarshmellow (12/18/2014) [-]
This movie is about the assassination of a world leader, isn't it?
User avatar #349972 to #349958 - cycloneclone (12/17/2014) [-]
god dammit fuck you admin
User avatar #349964 to #349958 - princessren ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
They canceled the Christmas release from what I heard not the whole movie
User avatar #349974 to #349964 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I read "Sony officially announced that it would outright cancel the theatrical release of The Interview, which was scheduled for December 25, 2014."
Sounds like its fucked m8.
User avatar #350006 to #349974 - princessren ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
oh...so what straight to dvd?
User avatar #350008 to #350006 - averagewhitekid (12/18/2014) [-]
pretty sure they said no dvd as of yet, and they have no plans for on-demand either
but the feds are apparently releasing evidence that North Korea is linked to the hacks, and if that turns out real its gonna lead to some serious shit
User avatar #349959 to #349958 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
ikr, it fucking sucks
User avatar #349957 - ferrettamer ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Rokk would like to complain but he's too lazy so he asked me to: "i clipped my pinky toenail
cause it was too long
and i guess since it's so small it cracked or whatever
and now it's hanging off
fml"
-rokk 2014
#pray4rokk
User avatar #349980 to #349957 - rokkarokkaali (12/18/2014) [-]
pray please
User avatar #349955 - nimba (12/17/2014) [-]
today I missed an exam that I couldn't afford to miss.
Fuck
#350074 to #349955 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
>2014
>using phone for alarm
>shiggywiggy
User avatar #349975 to #349955 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
how did you pay for it then?!??!?!?!?!?!

nah but srs how did you fuck up like that retard
User avatar #349982 to #349975 - nimba (12/18/2014) [-]
I think my phone turned itself off during the night to update it's apps. It turned itself back on but did not turn my alarm back on. It basically meant that instead of waking up at 7.30 for a 9 exam I woke up at 10 and got there by 11
User avatar #349952 - voltkills ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Russel brand and anyone that defends him even for a second, full retard with no sense of how the world works and the perfect example of an idealist, embodies the phrase all bark no bite better than any man alive, utter tosser.
User avatar #349965 to #349952 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
But man, what an awesome hairstyle.
User avatar #349976 to #349965 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
oooh, long hair, what a crazy original hairstyle
#349984 to #349976 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
>undercut
>dares to use the word original
User avatar #349985 to #349984 - awesomerninjathing (12/18/2014) [-]
1. i never said i was more original
2. it's not an undercut anymore
3. doesn't take away the fact that long hair isn't any more original than a buzzcut
User avatar #349995 to #349985 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
You were the only one who even brought up originality here. And "Long hair" is as much of a hairstyle as "black hair".
User avatar #349989 to #349985 - teoberry (12/18/2014) [-]
>having a fucking bun
User avatar #349977 to #349976 - alexanderburns (12/18/2014) [-]
are you retarded
User avatar #349969 to #349965 - alexanderburns (12/17/2014) [-]
everywhere is not a hairstyle
he still has big everywhere hair, right?
#349970 to #349969 - thebestpieever ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
I like almost all of his hairstyles. And sure it is. D'you think getting your hair that puffy for that long without obstructing your view just happens magically. Men, I tell you: they don't know a thing about fashion.
User avatar #349950 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/17/2014) [-]
someone is making anon accounts to thumb me down on. what the actual fuck
User avatar #349953 to #349950 - nefarian (12/17/2014) [-]
anon accounts?
User avatar #349991 to #349953 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/18/2014) [-]
well like they'll make an account but the profile is disabled and the profile is a level 0
#349954 to #349953 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Proxy?
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