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User avatar #324455 - Shiny (09/29/2014) [-]
I finally get OS X to work on my desktop natively, only now I have a bunch of issues with the OS that make it less pleasant to use... and none of them are even related to the fact that my system is a Hackintosh.
User avatar #324458 to #324455 - thesoulless ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
You mean it's actually possible to make OSX less pleasant?
User avatar #324461 to #324458 - Shiny (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, turns out that I'm getting awful OpenGL performance on a GPU that Apple already officially supports. And there's no real way to update the graphics drivers separately, or even configure them like on Windows or Linux.
User avatar #324439 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Dumb fucking people that get "Seasonal pets" or pets because of movies.

Like 101 Dalmations came out, everyone got fucking Dalmations.
Then they realized Dalmations are universally fucking dumb.

Every Easter dumbshit parents get baby ducks and bunnies for their stupid spoiled kids because that has everything to do with zombie Jesus.
User avatar #324497 to #324439 - fishinyourface (09/29/2014) [-]
then they shove them in a shelter because they find it's too much work or they don't need them....
User avatar #324435 - geothermal (09/29/2014) [-]
"Whats your plan after highschool?"
~Questions i get asked every hour
User avatar #324436 to #324435 - geothermal (09/29/2014) [-]
"Are you going to go to college?"
"What job do you want after you get out of school?"
"Why dont you have a job right now?"
"How are you going to pay for your car insurance?"
"I didnt go to college and... (insert thing i dont care about here)"
User avatar #324498 to #324436 - fishinyourface (09/29/2014) [-]
they're looking out for you. stop being a dick. You can't be a freeloader for the rest of your life so get your shit together.
#324493 to #324436 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
well?

are you going to do any of that?
User avatar #324422 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Remember: No matter how well you think you shaved, you missed a spot, and you will notice, and it will piss you off.
User avatar #324537 to #324422 - fargfive (09/29/2014) [-]
Solution: don't shave shave off your face. The skeleton look is in this season.
#324477 to #324422 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Just wear pants. Nobody will know of your secret garden.
User avatar #324447 to #324422 - Shiny (09/29/2014) [-]
Coke or Pepsi?
User avatar #324453 to #324447 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Coke vanilla.
#324457 to #324453 - princessren (09/29/2014) [-]
omg
pepsi, you pleb
User avatar #324539 to #324457 - alexanderburns (09/29/2014) [-]
shit taste
User avatar #324459 to #324457 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
If it's normal Pepsi agaisnt normal Coke, then yes, Pepsi. But if I can chose any version, then Coke Vanilla.
User avatar #324540 to #324459 - alexanderburns (09/29/2014) [-]
shit taste
User avatar #324456 to #324453 - Shiny (09/29/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #324438 to #324422 - princessren (09/29/2014) [-]
face or legs?
User avatar #324444 to #324438 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Balls, probably.
User avatar #324448 to #324444 - princessren (09/29/2014) [-]
That is the worst
I feel you enig
User avatar #324437 to #324422 - thegrohltroll (09/29/2014) [-]
Razor blade or electric razor?
User avatar #324424 to #324422 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Every goddamn time.
And its really noticeable.
Always over the birthmark on my neck.
User avatar #324416 - rynkar (09/29/2014) [-]
I hate those one word 'jokes' that gets beaten into the ground yet thrive for months longer.
like 'nigger, jew, bacon, phanact, joshlol' and every other bandwagon piece of shit that isn't funny past the first time.
#324417 to #324416 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Another instance of "a lot of people have an opinion different from mine! RRRRRRRGH BAAAAAAAAANDWAAAAAAAAGOOOOOOON!!!!!!!"
User avatar #324419 to #324417 - rynkar (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes, these are bandwagons.
Want me to prove it? Go back a month or two to find a popular post that was nothing but a picture of bacon that has 300+ thumbs. Now find one within the past few days with more than 100+ thumbs.
its a fucking bandwagon fad, kid.
#324421 to #324419 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
>kid
Pffffft
And you're raging about "bandwagons"
User avatar #324428 to #324421 - rynkar (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes, kid.
Want me to prove that too? You are posting as anon and not offering any argument to anything I am saying. You find that content yet? No? Because you are trying to troll like an obvious child? Thats what I thought.
And now calling someone a child is somehow... in fact, I don't even know what you are trying to say. Is calling out a bandwagon childish?
#324443 to #324428 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
>You're anon therefore you are a kid.
Geez dude, at least try not to sound retarded.
User avatar #324708 to #324443 - rynkar (09/30/2014) [-]
That wasnt the point.
#324429 to #324428 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
"Oh no an anon has a different opinion he must be trying to troll me! I better call him kid to show him who's boss!"

I never expected anything less from aark's alt.
User avatar #324430 to #324429 - rynkar (09/29/2014) [-]
ooh, it's the retard.
wow, I'm such a good troll, you keep replying!
#324432 to #324430 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Wow! You sure got me! You're absolutely not desperately trying to not look like an autistic retard and saying you were trolling the whole time! If only we could all have "high functioning autism" like you, aark! You're so cool! And popular!
User avatar #324433 to #324432 - rynkar (09/29/2014) [-]
Damn, I'm really good!

Or do you really not remember your own retarded logic you tried pulling on me? You know, that 'replying=getting trolled hard' bit? Because now that I'm regurgitating it right back to you after you forgot about your dumbass attempt to troll with it, it really does sound retarded, doesn't it?
#324440 to #324433 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Damn, you're going into full-on hostile manchild autism overdrive already.
Jesus just calm down, bro.
User avatar #324415 - Tyranitar (09/29/2014) [-]
"WOW JUST WOW IS ALL IM SAYING !!!!!!!!! AND NO I AM NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN"

....Then what the hell am I supposed to do about it? Why post this on Facebook if you refuse to talk about? Stop whining for attention whenever something bad happens and fucking do something about it.

That's what I'd say to my aunt if I weren't such a well-behaved suck up to my relatives
User avatar #324499 to #324415 - fishinyourface (09/29/2014) [-]
best way to deal with that is ignore it.
#324479 to #324415 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
+1
User avatar #324409 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I hate that when I'm forced to balance my moral stance on DLC and my want of something I always, always end up buying that shit. Case in point: I'm going to let Persona 4 Arena: The Ultimax Ultra Suplex Hold -real title, no kidding- bleed me 27 dollars more on top of the 60 that it cost, even though it's basically an expansion pack.
User avatar #324574 to #324409 - iamannon (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm getting P4Arena original today. Pretty hyped
#324404 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
tehbestever was demodded and banned.
Feels good, man.
User avatar #324410 to #324404 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #324407 to #324404 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Woah shit, for what?
User avatar #324408 to #324407 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Huh, thats really fukin weird and retarded.
I wonder why he did it
User avatar #324418 to #324408 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Y u no tell us
User avatar #324412 to #324408 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Who cares.
Fuck him.
User avatar #324454 to #324412 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
So does that mean you guys have an open mod spot again?
User avatar #324614 to #324454 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Probablynot, no, tehbest was a level 10 mod.
Ask phan phan for your mod powers back.
User avatar #324413 to #324412 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
What'd he doooo
User avatar #324414 to #324413 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Not wholly sure I'm allowed to saaaaay.
User avatar #324423 to #324414 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Fuck it, tell us anyways.
This ain't 4chan
User avatar #324425 to #324423 - EdwardNigma (09/29/2014) [-]
Whether or not this is 4chan is irrelevant, Admin tells us not to say certain things.
User avatar #324426 to #324425 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
You're just making me want to know harder.
User avatar #324431 to #324427 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
TFW not his friend
#324405 to #324404 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
That'll show him to try and take my place.
That'll show him to try and take my place.
User avatar #324403 - afewasianbitches (09/29/2014) [-]
hue
#324371 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
korra a shit
fuckin sanic tier
#324395 to #324371 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
lelelelelelelelelelele SAMEFAG!!!!
User avatar #324365 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
when you try to put something you hate into words but it comes out all wrong and you just give up
#324382 to #324365 - themanwithnoplan (09/29/2014) [-]
I'd say 3/4s of the posts I type up here get deleted.

Example: I wanted to say how much I hated when a song gets broken up into multiple parts unnecessarily and not adding anything to the album, but I felt like that didn't warrant an full post (It feels like it barely does now)
User avatar #324472 to #324382 - princessren (09/29/2014) [-]
who wouldnt like an electric crossword puzzle game
User avatar #324393 to #324382 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
User avatar #324489 to #324393 - megavoir (09/29/2014) [-]
diamond is not crash's jojo's stand is named for that song
User avatar #324502 to #324489 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
That sounds pretty hype.
User avatar #324394 to #324393 - themanwithnoplan (09/29/2014) [-]
My example was DJ Shadow - Mongrel...Meets his Maker

I don't even know why he would do that. There's barely any pause that would signify a song change. If I asked somebody to put their finger on where one ends and the second begins, most people wouldn't not be able to figure it out.
User avatar #324398 to #324394 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
The Hellion/Electric Eye - Judas Priest Then that's more like this, then.
User avatar #324361 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
just when you think someone can't get anymore pleb, they go ahead and prove you wrong. ugh~
#324360 - qxangelxp (09/29/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/I+can+t+even+draw+a+box+right/funny-pictures/5310668/   
   
When I look at cool pictures like these but never get to see pictures of the drawings from another angle, so I could better see the extent of the work.
www.funnyjunk.com/I+can+t+even+draw+a+box+right/funny-pictures/5310668/

When I look at cool pictures like these but never get to see pictures of the drawings from another angle, so I could better see the extent of the work.
#324396 to #324360 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
>cgi anime
eugggghhhh
#324441 to #324396 - qxangelxp (09/29/2014) [-]
The animation in RWBY is pretty silly, but the characters and dialogue and the notbad action scenes keep it interesting.
The animation in RWBY is pretty silly, but the characters and dialogue and the notbad action scenes keep it interesting.
#324807 to #324441 - mr skeltal (09/30/2014) [-]
>rwby
>not shit
>>>/trash/
User avatar #324349 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
I hate essays. Or: I hate how reluctant I am to do them.
User avatar #324368 to #324349 - teoanon ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Out of the 4 essays I've done for college since started a little over a month ago 3 were done the day before it being due and one was done a day after the due date getting a letter grade off.

It's a terrible habit but by god I can't get out of it.
User avatar #324346 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
I really hate people my age who literally have their whole lives planned out for them like its their destiny.
For example, they know exactly what school and degree they're going for, where they're gonna work at, how many kids they're gonna have, and when they're gonna retire
like what the fuck? you seriously think you can plan your life that far down the road? why try limit yourself?
User avatar #324380 to #324346 - fishinyourface (09/29/2014) [-]
I had plans before. Then my dreams were crushed because I found out I couldn't do math worth a shit no matter how hard I tried. So now I'm settling for something else. that's it, settling...
#324376 to #324346 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
MFW I have around 50 different plans for life, from A to BX A-Z, and then A-X a second time. that I can easily transfer between
User avatar #324350 to #324346 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
when you limit yourself like I did to failing uni, getting a shitty cashier job at mcdicks and then getting promoted to sales manager at age 37, being single for the rest of your life and never having the opportunity to have kids and never being able to afford to retire because you slipped in a grease puddle and cracked your skull, you never are disappointed in life
User avatar #324355 to #324350 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
wait are you really 37?
User avatar #324357 to #324355 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
No. I'm 18, first year uni, can declare my major next year and have no idea what I want to do
User avatar #324358 to #324357 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
good plan
User avatar #324354 to #324350 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
I dont think you should totally limit yourself
Goals are vital to doing almost anything
but dont go about life trying to set certain limits
#324337 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
I hate that all the OKC girls that are in a 30 mile radius from me are just hood rats, fugly smokers who are bisexuals, and redneck conservative bible thumbing cunts who are usually landwhales
User avatar #324338 to #324337 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
Dat spoiler.
User avatar #324333 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm bringing it up again: Tumblr's jokes about memes in an attempt to be /r/circlejerk or [s4s] are so unfunny I'm sure even ferrettamer wouldn't be amused.
#324359 to #324333 - epicscorpion (09/29/2014) [-]
get memed kid
User avatar #324339 to #324333 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
You know, I may be easily amused but I can smile at life. I can get up in the morning and say "today will be pleasant." It doesn't matter if the world is in a post-apocalyptic state of disrepair, or if I was stung by honey bees, I will be able to say "today was a good day". I could be falling but no matter how hard I hit the ground...I'll still smile. But in the end, it doesn't even matter. Cause no matter what I go through, N-now th-that that don't kill me, Can only make me stronger. No matter how hard they go, I'll always come in like a wrecking ball. And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take. Now that's the difference between me. I'll show you emotional truth. My relief is finding something to do, Like looking at the clouds with my best friend. Where as uou makin' excuse that your relief is in the bottom of a bottle. So yea, tyvm
User avatar #324341 to #324340 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
you didn't even read it did you? is was full of dank memes and references that probably only 2 people on this board would understand
User avatar #324342 to #324341 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #324343 to #324342 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
Not really the memes weren't dank or not really you didn't read it?
User avatar #324344 to #324343 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
I read it once without much thought.
User avatar #324334 to #324333 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
give example
User avatar #324347 to #324336 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
why is there a camera
User avatar #324348 to #324347 - majormayor (09/29/2014) [-]
Because it's a dystopia. Considering how much of that is derived from /r/circlejerk humor, it's probably 1984.
#324323 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
what the hell guys, I've been having fights with my parents over going to art school to get an education in animation so I can join the cartoon industry as of late. but who of all people convinces them otherwise? Rob fucking Schneider, that's who. They didn't want me to go so far away for school, like Florida. where does he recommend to them to send me? motherfucking Florida. I wanted to hate this actor but he fucking helped me out like a total bro, what the fuck.
User avatar #324378 to #324323 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
FUCK YES
Come to Florida baby, I will comfort you here
User avatar #324381 to #324378 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
you better, or i'll find a more suitable white kid to comfort me.
User avatar #324383 to #324381 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Where are you thinking of going around these parts?
User avatar #324385 to #324383 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
I literally have no idea. all I have going for me at this point is the direction I have to face.
User avatar #324388 to #324385 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
For animation and all that jazz in Florida, I'd really recommend you come around Orlando, because we got some real ass niggas that can get you sick hookups, like internships at Pixar and shit like that.
User avatar #324389 to #324388 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
isn't that where the hogwarts theme park is? cause I'm totally down.
User avatar #324397 to #324389 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Hell yeah it is.
We got mothafukin Universal Studios and Disney World nigga, its the tightest shit.
I go to the University of Central Florida, but I dunno what their animation is like, I just know its supposedly good since they get a lot of internships and shit for the local big name studios like Pixar, Dreamworks, Walt Disney Animation Studios, and Nickelodeon. As well as of course a shit load of smaller local places
User avatar #324401 to #324397 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
you are making me cum dude. literally jizzing myself.
User avatar #324402 to #324401 - averagewhitekid (09/29/2014) [-]
Oh baby
I'm tellin ya tho, its something to look into if you are serious about animation
User avatar #324331 to #324323 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Shame he's probably the worst of Adam Sandler's friends.
User avatar #324364 to #324331 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
he seems like nice enough of a guy.
User avatar #324326 to #324323 - freedomreturns (09/29/2014) [-]
No one is falling for it, Rob. We all know it's you.
User avatar #324325 to #324323 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
how in the fuck
User avatar #324324 to #324323 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
that's really cool that your parents personally know rob schneider
User avatar #324327 to #324324 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
they actually don't, they just ran into him.
User avatar #324335 to #324327 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
we're gonna need the full story on this one
User avatar #324363 to #324335 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
they were at the four seasons and Rob Schneider just walked in and they recognized him but couldn't put a name to the face. Now at the time I was home alone with all the liquor i could drink. so I was naturally shit faced when they called me asking about "the one guy in that movie where he thought he was a horse. My drunk ass was having enough trouble trying not to slur when I spoke, but the only person I could think of that could have been in that terrible of a movie was rob schneider. So I thought about it for a little and there actually was a movie where he dies and gets brought back to life with animal organs and shit. So I tell my dad over the phone that I found out who it was and all I heard after that was "THAT HIM-" and they hung up on me. I can't really remember anything after that but when I woke up today with probably the worst hangovers of my life there were a bunch of pictures they sent me of my mom taking selfies with Rob Schneider. Apparently he was nice enough to give them some advice about getting into the industry. So there you have it.
User avatar #324366 to #324363 - cycloneclone (09/29/2014) [-]
wow
fucking wow
this seems like something you would find on /b/
User avatar #324367 to #324366 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
I know, something interesting finally happened here.
User avatar #324329 to #324327 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
And he just gives random people advice on what school there children should go to? lmao he sounds like a boss
#324330 to #324329 - thatonesouthernkid (09/29/2014) [-]
I know, how much you wanna bet he'd be a good motivational speaker
#324313 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
The fact that im basically going bald at sixteen.

God, it makes me want to cry.
User avatar #324332 to #324313 - leonhardt (09/29/2014) [-]
Glorious head of thick lush hair master race
#324356 to #324332 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
Damn son, you got me jealous.
#324353 to #324328 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
It's a shitty feel, man.
User avatar #324320 to #324313 - squalllionhart (09/29/2014) [-]
when it gets to bad
just shave it
#324352 to #324320 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
I plan to. I can pull off bald.
User avatar #324384 to #324352 - fishinyourface (09/29/2014) [-]
well at least you got that going for you
#324315 to #324313 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm going to go bald like at 34 judging by how things are going and what happened to my dad. If I'm not dead by now I'll just get transplants. Just pray you keep it long enough to get money to do the same.
#324318 to #324315 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
I think I can hold on for at last two years.

There are worse years to lose your hair than 34. Wait how old are you?


User avatar #324322 to #324318 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Wait. Hold on. 2 years? In 2 years you're not going to have hair anymore? Shit dude, that's heavy. I was talking about starting to go bald at 34.
#324351 to #324322 - teopotato (09/29/2014) [-]
Well, I mean I won't be totally bald, just bad the kind of ball where the front begins further than the back, kinda like a footprint of hairlessness. My bad.
User avatar #324321 to #324318 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
24.
User avatar #324319 to #324318 - ferrettamer (09/29/2014) [-]
he's 12
User avatar #324317 to #324315 - thebestpieever ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
by then*
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