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#226702 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr2CKcgFMOY&hd=1
And you nintendo fanboys claim nintendo is ''flawless''...
#226753 to #226702 - rebornpooper (03/16/2014) [-]
BREAKING NEWS!!!   
   
Infinite 1-up easter egg in Mario game!   
   
For the first time since the plumber's days since his debut before the almighty days of the FPS, Mario has entered more than 3D World, he has entered IMMORTALITY!   
That's right kiddies!   
Mario, seeing that video games stopped relying on lives in recent times, has started to gain infinite lives as a clear glitch in the system.   
   
At this moment, we are unsure how this will affect sales of this title, but expert predictions claim that the addition of an infinite 1-up scenario will, without a doubt, CAUSE THE SERIES TO FAIL FINANCIALLY!!!!   
   
1/10 slightly rustled, but it's very hard to be mad at obvious retardation.
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Infinite 1-up easter egg in Mario game!

For the first time since the plumber's days since his debut before the almighty days of the FPS, Mario has entered more than 3D World, he has entered IMMORTALITY!
That's right kiddies!
Mario, seeing that video games stopped relying on lives in recent times, has started to gain infinite lives as a clear glitch in the system.

At this moment, we are unsure how this will affect sales of this title, but expert predictions claim that the addition of an infinite 1-up scenario will, without a doubt, CAUSE THE SERIES TO FAIL FINANCIALLY!!!!

1/10 slightly rustled, but it's very hard to be mad at obvious retardation.
#226980 to #226753 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Piss off.
User avatar #226708 to #226702 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
isn't there a board for this?
User avatar #226715 to #226708 - dumerveil (03/16/2014) [-]
There's apparently two anons that come to the board although I'm starting to believe they're the same person. and spout shit about how great/terrible nintendo is.
User avatar #226717 to #226715 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure that the guy that hates nintendo and the guy that keeps hating on bronies are the same anon, i don't know about another one

i'm just annoyed cause hes posting the same stuff over and over

User avatar #226736 to #226717 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Is there a guy who keeps hating on bronies?
User avatar #226839 to #226736 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
yes, an anon

the one that always posts videos from some brony hating channel on youtube, it's pretty obvious it's all the same guy
User avatar #226846 to #226839 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Ah, that guy. Eh. I dunno, I never understood that as hate. Just like... y'know, the cringe stuff that people watch to feel better about themselves. But I know who you're talking about.
User avatar #226879 to #226846 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
yeah, i suppose you can see it that way, too

i just find it really annoying
User avatar #226718 to #226717 - dumerveil (03/16/2014) [-]
I feel you, but anons are always going to shit up the board.
User avatar #226722 to #226718 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
i suppose so

i haven't been here long enough to know about that, guess i gotta lurk moar and get used to it
#226688 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Fucking wired Xbox 360 controllers are 50 god damn dollars, what the shit? All 3 of my controllers are fucked in some way that makes Dark Souls 2 borderline impossible to play. So I've spent 90 dollars on a game I've been waiting for for ages, and now I can't even fucking play it, because I can't afford a new controller to play it.
Fucking wired Xbox 360 controllers are 50 god damn dollars, what the shit? All 3 of my controllers are fucked in some way that makes Dark Souls 2 borderline impossible to play. So I've spent 90 dollars on a game I've been waiting for for ages, and now I can't even fucking play it, because I can't afford a new controller to play it.
User avatar #226979 to #226688 - megavoir (03/16/2014) [-]
why not just a wireless one
User avatar #227278 to #226979 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Wireless controllers are 10-20 dollars more expensive. And I prefer a wired one because it lets me play games with a controller on the computer as well.
User avatar #226828 to #226688 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
I got mine for about $20, just to to Gamestop, they usually have some cheap used ones.
User avatar #226829 to #226828 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Nope, shit is 50 dollars.
User avatar #226726 to #226688 - swordmasterralis (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm surprised the Australian government even fuckin' allowed that game in Australia.
Aren't they total censor-nuts when it comes to games?
User avatar #226729 to #226726 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Less so since R-18+ rating.

Also, why? Theres nothing that bad in it.
User avatar #226732 to #226729 - swordmasterralis (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, looking back i suppose nothing
still though i'd always heard they were super fickle about letting shit in
User avatar #226733 to #226732 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
People over exaggerate.
Germany is actually worse.
User avatar #226737 to #226733 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
MMM-HMMM. Germany is crazy. Of course, with Schengen you can just take a train to France and buy it there.
Did it pass completely untouched, though? Or was the blood censored and stuff like that?
User avatar #226742 to #226737 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
...Settle the fuck down, blood is fine, it's excessive, rad as fuck violence they hate. Like MK9, cutting people in half, ripping out spines, all that cool shit. Or Left 4 Dead 2, ribcages all over the fuckin' joint, arms and legs flying everywhere, etc.
User avatar #226743 to #226742 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
But I was never unsettled.
User avatar #226713 to #226688 - dumerveil (03/16/2014) [-]
How far did you get?
User avatar #226711 to #226688 - bladeboy ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
lol

Buy a used one from a friend?
User avatar #226699 to #226688 - saltyfries (03/16/2014) [-]
your country's economy is shit man...
User avatar #226700 to #226699 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Actually, it's pretty good. I think it has something to do with the value of the Australian dollar several years ago. But now our dollar is about the same as the US one, so it makes far less sense. But apparently, people have more money and shit here, so that might also be the reason. Or it's our lower population. I don't know.
User avatar #226689 to #226688 - freedomreturns (03/16/2014) [-]
Why was it $90?
User avatar #226694 to #226689 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Because thats how expensive the average game is in Australia.
User avatar #226696 to #226694 - freedomreturns (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, that's shit.
User avatar #226686 - teocherries (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate how bad SCP series III is
#226685 - butterisgood (03/16/2014) [-]
when people post politics on this board
when people post politics on this board
#226698 to #226685 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
What if, and I'm just theorizing here, what if we had a board, stay with me me, what if we had a board, you still with me?
What if we had a board SPECIFICALLY FOR POLITICS! FUCKING INSANITY I KNOW. WHO WOULD EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT!
It's not like political discussion over the internet is the closest thing to the "unstoppable force meets immovable object" parable in existence (the unstoppable force being stupid opinions and the immovable object being more stupid opinions combined with beliefs so entrenched that they put the Maginot Line to shame) or anything.
#226687 to #226685 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
B-but libruls
User avatar #226679 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate how potato chips taste so good when you're high... They're so bad for you...
User avatar #226814 to #226679 - ZenMacros (03/16/2014) [-]
Everything tastes good when you're high.
#226680 to #226679 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
So are drugs.
User avatar #226681 to #226680 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
Knew that was coming the second I posted it.

Let's just finish the unneeded argument here... You're right, they are. But I enjoy them.
#226682 to #226681 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Damn, you're 16 and you do drugs

I'm 18 and I've never done them
User avatar #226683 to #226682 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, a lot of reasons go into why someone would like drugs.

I'm not going to make excuses for drug use, it's always the persons fault for what they get into.
User avatar #226676 - spaceturtlecadet (03/16/2014) [-]
Gameloft make great mobile games but the stupid ass micro transactions
This take 500 millennia to build, or you can skip it with our MEDALS!
User avatar #226671 - spaceturtlecadet (03/16/2014) [-]
>hear good song
>listen to it over and over
>It's now a terrible song
The circle begins again
#226669 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Look at this bitch lie for attention.
#226849 to #226669 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
drastronomy thesoulless misticalz indulge rebornpooper finbob
You guys seen this, now i give you the option to see the rest.

i'm also gonna give revengeforfreeze a notification for this.
User avatar #226945 to #226849 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Lying for attention is lying for attention, no matter what the other person is going on about.

If your point is that you're not actually making that up, then I would urge you to take some 9mm anti-psychotic medication
User avatar #226857 to #226849 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
Drastronomy
Did I mention that this guy started this argument because we had another argument on another page?

So, he's the one who went back after me hence why I was so annoyed.
User avatar #226859 to #226857 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
did i mention you where being a total dick on both the other page and on the post 'i went back after you;
User avatar #226863 to #226859 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
I sort of remember you. You're that guy in middle school who does his homework whilst on FJ. You edgy motherfucker.
User avatar #226903 to #226863 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
im not in middle school, im 23
User avatar #226906 to #226903 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Fascinating.
User avatar #226867 to #226863 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I remember that!...

You don't happen to remember more about what it was about?
User avatar #226872 to #226867 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
No, that's all. And I only remember it 'cause he called it his special studying method and it had his name on it.
User avatar #226899 to #226872 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
i was just trying to help somebody out who had trouble studying.

And what i usually do is view one post on FJ, make one task, view one post on FJ, make one task ,etc
User avatar #226862 to #226859 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
You said all cats should be killed for the benefit of humanity

That's fucking fucked up. Of course I'd react.
User avatar #226864 to #226862 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
again taken out of context.
Some other guy said a cat attacked his mom and his dog and that the mothers bite wounds where open for weeks/months after that.
Lotengo: posts like these make me think it would be better for mankind if we kill cats.
Or something like that.

User avatar #226865 to #226864 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
Which is a naive assumption.

That's like saying Breivik makes me think all Norwegians should be executed.
User avatar #226869 to #226865 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
its the same you said about dogs in general about 50 times
User avatar #226870 to #226869 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
AFTER you.

I got pissed. Wanted to show you how it looked.
User avatar #226890 to #226870 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
Its called the internet.
Every day on this site I see at last 50 comments of users generalising autism, niggers, asians, teenmoms, muricans, people who whear fedora's etc, etc, etc.


If you cant handle that just gtfo.
User avatar #226893 to #226890 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
Not anything like that, that they should all be executed, else I obviously would have reacted more often. Maybe something mean, but putting to death for something like that? Also, you forgot Swedes.

Of course I can fucking handle it, I got annoyed and pissed this one time and for that I should GTFO? Kid, stop.
User avatar #226907 to #226893 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
you can always gtfo yourself.
User avatar #226851 to #226849 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah.

I did the same as you, lie and play along. I am well aware that went out of hand, I was tired and pissed.
User avatar #226854 to #226851 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
The same? i didnt go around as anon posting comments completely taken out of context.
User avatar #226855 to #226854 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
I always post as anon on this board. I've been doing so for about a week now.

Completely? Dude, that comment alone was proof of your lunacy. Besides, the context doesn't add anything, you look as insane even though I posted this.

Did I mention that he's going to kill stray dogs? Hence 'in the streets'.
User avatar #226858 to #226855 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
replying as anon is kinda gay imo. This board is for posting your opinion, so put your name on it.

you completely taken this out of context. And no you did not mention, stil fucked up tho
User avatar #226861 to #226858 - revengeforfreeze (03/16/2014) [-]
>replying
I never 'replied' as anon. What? Calling things gay, too ,what are you 12? Wouldn't surprise me. No, I just felt like sharing your crazy story.

Nope, not really. What I said wasn't nearly as bad as what you said. Stray dogs in his country are a danger to the public whereas the cat was probably afraid and you said it didn't do much damage either, so yeah.. You're either insane or you're incredibly stupid.
User avatar #226728 to #226669 - finblob ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
lotengo nigga get over here you cunt
User avatar #226837 to #226728 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
u rang?
User avatar #226838 to #226837 - finblob ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
dis nigga crunking on your style
User avatar #226841 to #226838 - lotengo (03/16/2014) [-]
that anon can be several users. I cant prove he is crunking on my style
#226662 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate that people can't decide to make Youtube videos about certain series without everyone thinking their being paid to do it.
#226658 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I saw on my facebook that they found conclusive evidence and pretty much confirmed that missing plane was hijacked and flown god fucking knows where. And this one comment. "They had to put out a bullshit story eventually."

Oh I'm sorry, didn't know you had confirmation of where it is, you fucking stupid cunt. Better keep that to yourself, dipshit.
User avatar #226701 to #226658 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
Wait, if it being hijacked is the BS story, what are they proposing actually happened?
Please say aliens.
User avatar #226703 to #226701 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I can quote him as saying "I don't know, but I don't believe the media"
And that was basically it. No explanation on the second point.
User avatar #226704 to #226703 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
So... Aliens.
User avatar #226705 to #226704 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #226693 to #226658 - rokkarokkaali (03/16/2014) [-]
What happened while I was sleeping?
User avatar #226663 to #226658 - jadewest (03/16/2014) [-]
nah et was da nort korens dey did it
#226664 to #226663 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
They're too busy starving.
User avatar #226659 to #226658 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
Do you understand just how difficult it would be to get away with hijacking a plane?

Sure, it's probably what happened. But why get mad if someone doubts it? That's human nature.
User avatar #226660 to #226659 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Because they found good evidence for it, and knowing the friends the person who posted the story has, he is probably a fucking moron anyway.
User avatar #226661 to #226660 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#226648 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #226651 to #226648 - teoragnar (03/16/2014) [-]
He's right tho.
User avatar #226618 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate people who don't know where they stand in history. Yes, at the end, no matter what you believe, all we do in this life is of little importance. It will all eventually be forgotten one you live in the afterlife or when the universe inevitably succumbs to entropy. Humans don't like to think about, that, though. And the only thing we can do to live fulfilling existences is either focus on living gratifying lives on the present or achieving a legacy that will outlast us for decades or even centuries. Great men in history know this: they know that they will be judged for generations after their hearts have stopped beating.

With that knowledge, why do so many people commit rash acts for instant gratification? Why did Julius Caesar destroy the library of Alexandria? He, of all people, he who cried before a statue of Alexander, who invaded territory that was once under Macedonian rule only to follow in his footsteps. Why would he destroy the legacy of Alexander, and stain his own to kill one measly Pharaoh? If that knowledge had been taken into the Empire the course of history would have flown a very different path. And the legacy of Caesar would shine even brighter.

The same is true for Ivan the Terrible. It's true he had a tough childhood. And yes, he was surrounded by people who might strike him down at any time. But in his earlier days he didn't let that be his shackles; he vowed to change the Russia he was handed into the Russia he would have liked to be born into. Then he broke one of the commandments of history: marrying a Russian girl named Anastasia. And then he spiralled down into madness and killed his son and his daughter in-law. But if he had only handed someone the knowledge of his ancient library he could have been redeemed as a troubled and tragic, yet wise and ultimately good man. But no, he waited and let those secrets go to the grave with him. His legacy forever grim.

Why yes, I am quite aware no one gives a shit about this but me. Let me whine.
User avatar #226714 to #226618 - dumerveil (03/16/2014) [-]
You're crazy, man.
User avatar #226727 to #226714 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
But I think about that shit all the time.
User avatar #226730 to #226727 - dumerveil (03/16/2014) [-]
I may have missed what you were trying to say.
#226673 to #226618 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
You really think nobody cares about this?...

Man, this is what I use to feel good when I feel people are better than me / people are evil / people THINK they're better than me and so on and so on.

I just do a few things that make me enjoy life a little bit and try to not care about the future or anything the like. Well, of course, I PLAN to do things I enjoy / have to do but that's all. It's not like I sit along thinking, "Hmm, how will I have to do if my actions were to chime into eternity?"
User avatar #226649 to #226618 - teoragnar (03/16/2014) [-]
"Why did Julius Caesar destroy the library of Alexandria?"
He didn't.
User avatar #226652 to #226649 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, to be fair. You are sort of right. We have no confirmation that the total destruction of the library was by Julius' hands. We do know that he did set in on fire when looking for Ptolemi, and whilst not completely sure to the extent of it, we do know that the damage was massive. What's important is not the library itself, it's the contents. Which were for the most part burnt by Caesar's ships.
#226635 to #226618 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Ivan the Terrible huffed mercury.
#226633 to #226618 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what you're saying you hate but that was a cool read
User avatar #226621 to #226618 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I give a shit don't worry.
User avatar #226646 to #226621 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
See, Nigma. This is why I would totally do you.
User avatar #226656 to #226646 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
get your hands off him. he's mine
User avatar #226609 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate the comments, yet love the irony of the avatar combined with the comments.
User avatar #226610 to #226609 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
gotta go slow
User avatar #226565 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
"I love niggers! They are my god! Niggerdick is my favorite vegetable "
-sincerely, half this board
User avatar #227051 to #226565 - dalokan (03/17/2014) [-]
what about me
User avatar #227054 to #227051 - aoeui (03/17/2014) [-]
"hurr ahri a shit"
User avatar #227055 to #227054 - dalokan (03/17/2014) [-]
Is that a compliment?
User avatar #227057 to #227055 - aoeui (03/17/2014) [-]
Idek
User avatar #227060 to #227057 - dalokan (03/17/2014) [-]
no homo
User avatar #227058 to #227057 - dalokan (03/17/2014) [-]
Love you too
User avatar #226697 to #226565 - rokkarokkaali (03/16/2014) [-]
what about me
User avatar #226948 to #226697 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
You seem normal enough as far as I know
User avatar #226691 to #226565 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
Do me plz
User avatar #226932 to #226691 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
you're pretty normal, as far as I know one of the most normal regulars on this board
User avatar #226647 to #226565 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
"My finger smells like your mothers pussy hole"
- Darksideofthebeast.
User avatar #226636 to #226565 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
Then leave. Go on the politics board, they welcome morons like you.
User avatar #226946 to #226636 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Isn't that what this board is for? Making you guys hate me?
User avatar #226642 to #226636 - jadewest (03/16/2014) [-]
actually there is only like 2 nazi's there, the rest are either communists, a republican and a couple of libertarians
User avatar #226644 to #226642 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
The one or two times I looked at it it looked like a conservative circlejerk.
User avatar #226645 to #226644 - jadewest (03/16/2014) [-]
that'd be the libertarians and republican
User avatar #226625 to #226565 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
Ooh! Do me next!
User avatar #226947 to #226625 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't even know you. What are your fetishes/fandom interests?
User avatar #226657 to #226625 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
"I fuck bread with a mechanical dick that I got because I lost my actual dick fighting the Russian invasion." - Fargone
User avatar #226639 to #226625 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
you aint never gettin done, virgin
#226653 to #226639 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
yeah, probably
yeah, probably
#226677 to #226653 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Is that Spirited Away?
User avatar #226684 to #226677 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
I have no idea. I don't think so.
User avatar #226582 to #226565 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
"stop making fun of my hobbies. just because I masturbate to abomination human-cat things doesn't mean I'm not just like you. you're just a closed minded bigot" or replace human-cat thing with cartoon pony as in thebestpieever's case
#226596 to #226582 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
Shows what you know. I masturbate to abomination human-lizard things.
User avatar #226622 to #226596 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, I've never masturbated, but if I'm gonna start...
User avatar #226604 to #226596 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Actually wasn't referring to you there, but that's good to hear I guess
User avatar #226600 to #226596 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
>scales
User avatar #226577 to #226565 - amberluger (03/16/2014) [-]
tfw never made love with a black person before
User avatar #226570 to #226565 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Mine is aubergine.
#226571 to #226570 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
also:
"I'm white."-thebestkebabever
User avatar #226573 to #226571 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Kay. I've always said I'm brown, but fine.
User avatar #226567 to #226565 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Also:

"lol racist everybody knows IQ doesn't exist. go back to the deep South where racism runs rampant. I learned that on tv watching jon stewart"

"athletes need mcdonald's or else they'll starve to death"

"I literally cannot stop sucking cock." (mostly shibe and princesstran)

"obama told me putin is bad"

"wOW multiculturalism is amazing I hope ethnically diverse pakistani niggers rape my sister so I can become a mixed race baby's uncle. maybe then I can make reparation for my evil ancestors oppression"

you literally cannot get more retarded than this
#226634 to #226567 - kinggucciswagman (03/16/2014) [-]
"I literally cannot stop sucking cock." anime community humor
"I literally cannot stop sucking cock." anime community humor
User avatar #226589 to #226567 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
"I literally cannot stop sucking cock". You forgot amberluger.
User avatar #226598 to #226589 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
*ferrettamer
#226591 to #226589 - amberluger (03/16/2014) [-]
someones angered over my earlier smelly native comment
User avatar #226593 to #226591 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
No, you're just an overall disgusting whore and hypocrite.

"omg how dare you insult trannies and multiculturalism!"

"lol naytevs r so dum".
User avatar #226724 to #226593 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Natives are pretty gross lol
User avatar #226982 to #226724 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
How so?

Eurapes (and their descendants) aren't very attractive either.
User avatar #226579 to #226567 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Every day it gets harder to not abuse my mod powers to the absolute fucking max.
User avatar #226706 to #226579 - phanact (03/16/2014) [-]
Tell me about it
User avatar #226623 to #226579 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
bring down the hammer of righteousness
User avatar #226624 to #226623 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I can't though, thats mod abuse.
It breaks the oath, fargy.
User avatar #226637 to #226624 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
Isn't hate speech bannable? You can flag comments for it.
User avatar #226638 to #226637 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Yes, but more than once we have been told to just never use it.
Don't know why it is even still there.
User avatar #226640 to #226638 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
That's bullshit. And we can't thumb ban him either because Admin is an idiot. He said a while ago that he would reenact thumb bans, what happened to that?
User avatar #226937 to #226640 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
I'd literally just make a new account and come back worse than ever to piss you guys off more
User avatar #226654 to #226640 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
>Proxy thumb raid.

You that butthurt?
User avatar #226665 to #226654 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
When quoting someone you usually put things that the person actually said. This might be news to you.
User avatar #226641 to #226640 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Idunno.
User avatar #226643 to #226641 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
Maybe he should focus less on the stupid parties and more on improving the site by getting rid of people that are douchedicks.
User avatar #226655 to #226643 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
He can't and won't though.
User avatar #226666 to #226655 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
Why can't he?
User avatar #226667 to #226666 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Because that would piss people off and start a massive shit fling.
User avatar #226668 to #226667 - ivoryhammer (03/16/2014) [-]
It pissed people off when he got rid of thumbs bans too, but he did it anyway.
User avatar #226628 to #226624 - fargfour (03/16/2014) [-]
be a maverick mod who plays by his own rules.
I'll start.
"Dammit Nigma, you've got 24 hours to fix this mess or it's your badge!"
User avatar #226629 to #226628 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I can't though, I am confined by a set of rules and if I break them, Admin kills me in my sleep.
User avatar #226631 to #226629 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
I thought you were supposed to call him big black daddy.
User avatar #226632 to #226631 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
It's optional.
I occasionally refer to him as "Our lord" or something along those lines.
User avatar #226597 to #226579 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I remember when I thought swiftykidd was bad.
User avatar #226602 to #226597 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
"being obsessed over sonic the hedgehog is perfectly normal and mentally healthy, but you're the crazy one here for not liking niggerdick"-you
User avatar #226603 to #226602 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Yes, that is how most intelligent people feel about this.
User avatar #226605 to #226603 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Tons of brilliant minds have hated niggers with a passion. Most just disliked their company, in general. But to date, not a single one was obsessed with sonic the hedgehog.
#226608 to #226605 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
This is the hardest I have ever witnessed a person try.
User avatar #226588 to #226579 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Pls no. I want to find out what else I do/say that I didn't know I did or said.
User avatar #226592 to #226588 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
I think it was you who said the
"athletes need mcdonald's or else they'll starve to death"

and also other shit like
"nope I don't think half the people in a country being obese land whales is bad, but even if it was my solution is just to hope it goes away on its own"
User avatar #226613 to #226592 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
I suppose under a certain lens I did.
Could you feed me more hyperbole detached of context and filtrated through a onesided discourse?
User avatar #226584 to #226579 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Screenshotted that so I have proof in case you ever do chimpout on us.
#226617 to #226584 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
You strike me as the kind of guy who will pull it out even if a ban is justified.
User avatar #226941 to #226617 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm extremely cautious due to how much I know faggot mods like you hate me and would ban me for any reason you get.
User avatar #227279 to #226941 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I can't ban you unless you post porn, spam or post pictures/names of users who
A: Never posted the picture/name on the website themselves
B: Never said you could.
User avatar #227588 to #227279 - aoeui (03/18/2014) [-]
The last rule is a bit weird.
User avatar #227591 to #227588 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
How is that weird? At all?
If someone posted their own picture, it was their own fault, but if you post someones, anyones, user on the site or not, personal information against that persons will, you can get banned for it.
User avatar #227631 to #227591 - aoeui (03/18/2014) [-]
Is any of that illegal? I don't think it necessarily is
Just surprised he'd bother making a rule for something that only happens once in a blue moon
User avatar #227632 to #227631 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
Is it illegal? No.
Is it against the rules of the site? Yes.
Tough shit.
User avatar #227634 to #227632 - aoeui (03/18/2014) [-]
Then that's why it's weird.
Good god you're grouchy, Mr. Take chill pill
User avatar #227636 to #227634 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
You know I have a low opinion of you, don't expect me to be nice to you.
#226581 to #226579 - jadewest (03/16/2014) [-]
do it for phanact
do it for phanact
User avatar #226585 to #226581 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Suck it, molested tranny
User avatar #226583 to #226581 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I caaaan't or I lose my orange name and little flower leaf thing.
#226578 to #226574 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
"hey mom look at this I just posted another troll'y reaction image I bet I just caused him a lot of frustration and anguish!
User avatar #226580 to #226578 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh please...if I wanted to cause you frustration and anguish I'd show you this: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #226594 to #226580 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
Lol, typical furfag spamming furry porn/shock images in order to "troll".

How "intelligent" and predictable.
User avatar #226599 to #226594 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
Except it's not furry.

It's anime elves being raped by/giving birth to ants/ant larvae.

Again, you try to hard.
User avatar #226606 to #226599 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
I didn't bother looking at it because I saw the URL leads to a porn site full of furshit.

It seems your accusation is off and generated by desperation.
User avatar #226607 to #226606 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
It's hard to be desperate when I literally could not care less about your opinion of me or furries in general.

It's not healthy to engage in idiotic arguments where one side is driven by hate and the need to argue for no apparent reason. That said, please continue. I enjoy watching you whine while I sit here with a root beer.
User avatar #226612 to #226607 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
Lol, more desperate accusations. Your demeanor says otherwise.

Oh please, I'm not doing this out of hate. I just thought your comment was extremely hilarious and stereotypical. And from what I remember, even other furfags didn't like you very much considering you get into "furry crusades" and keep posting your arguments on their board.

Oh man, your butthurt is of extraordinary magnitude.
User avatar #226620 to #226615 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
That hair is actually pretty well drawn.
Or perhaps I say that because I still can't draw a proper circle; I don't know.
User avatar #226587 to #226580 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Weak as hell, retard. How long do you think I've been browsing the internet? Step it up about 4 or 5 levels and maybe I'll cringe.
User avatar #226590 to #226587 - clavatninenine (03/16/2014) [-]
Implying that the frustration and anguish was because of the content in the picture and not the need you then felt to reply to me, insult me, and then try and brag about how deprived and corrupted your mind has become.
User avatar #226595 to #226590 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Not deprived or corrupted. Repetition conditions a person's mind to a certain sight. I like to think of myself conditioned like how an ER doctor or a coroner is conditioned.
#226547 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate how this 3 months away   
mycountdown.org/Other/Summer/
I hate how this 3 months away
mycountdown.org/Other/Summer/
User avatar #226575 to #226547 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Winter is good, Spring is decent, Summer is horrible and Autumn is fucking great.
User avatar #226576 to #226549 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Teoyuppie?
User avatar #226626 to #226576 - kinggucciswagman (03/16/2014) [-]
I don't know what that means so I'll just agree.
User avatar #226627 to #226626 - thebestpieever (03/16/2014) [-]
Nah, you would know. Your name strikes me as something Teoyuppie would pick if he made a new account-which he does sort of often.
User avatar #226630 to #226627 - kinggucciswagman (03/16/2014) [-]
...I LIKE MY NAME ALLRIGHT
totally not for entertaining purposes but
But, luckily I am not Teo, he sounds like a cunt.
User avatar #226692 to #226630 - teoberry (03/16/2014) [-]
teoyuppie IS a cunt lol
User avatar #227071 to #226692 - teoyuppie (03/17/2014) [-]
Nigga i'm the best.
#227356 to #227071 - kinggucciswagman (03/17/2014) [-]
Who the fuck are all of these Teo's?
User avatar #227124 to #227071 - teoberry (03/17/2014) [-]
nahhh
User avatar #226541 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
If demonchain was a European country, he'd be demonspain
User avatar #226533 - wittypotato (03/16/2014) [-]
So, its okay for some people to shitpost but others can't? This is total bullshit.
User avatar #226539 to #226533 - thesoulless ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Team Teo™ is the official supplier of shitposts for this board, and their territory is very important.
User avatar #226537 to #226533 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
pretty much
User avatar #226535 to #226533 - badmotorfinger (03/16/2014) [-]
any examples?
User avatar #226540 to #226535 - wittypotato (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, I know infamous posts (or did post) a lot of links to his shitty poetry and people even thumbed it up, but then lulz or conquistafag posts a shitpost and everyone flips their shit. Sure, some things are more annoying than others, but still. Everything should be thumbed down unless it's relevant to hating.
#226515 - conquistafag (03/16/2014) [-]
Anyone like my new avatar?
User avatar #226552 to #226515 - Conquistador (03/16/2014) [-]
Those are the most disgusting breed of cats.
#226695 to #226552 - conquistafag (03/16/2014) [-]
This is why you are the worst user.
User avatar #226525 to #226515 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
No stop shitposting
User avatar #226519 to #226515 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Sure why not
User avatar #226516 to #226515 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
shit tier
User avatar #226508 - xinzley (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate what construction workers do. They are too noisy.

I mean I like what they do and all but right now I have no water in my house and they're making all kinds of noises outside the house not caring who they bother.

They have been making really loud noises since like 7 AM or so. They don't care what they do. I don't know why they're out there in the first place. I didn't ask them to be there.

It's bull#. I hate them. They woke me up from my planned long slumber. They take away my water. They take away the quietness that I had.

I want to complain. These people are getting on my nerves.

Does anyone else feel the same way about random construction workers that just appear right outside your house overnight and then make a big deal of noise?

They don't care about the environment at all-- they make me sick. They think it's okay to do it in the morning for some reason.
User avatar #226553 to #226508 - darksideofthebeast (03/16/2014) [-]
That is exactly what usually happens when there is construction.
#226520 to #226508 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
It's their job to do construction. There is going to BE noise no matter what. What do you want them to do? Lightly tap the road with a hammer or use a jack hammer?
User avatar #226514 to #226508 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Of course. They are low IQ vermin
User avatar #226527 to #226514 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
They're pretty smart if they get paid 20 bucks or more an hour to just stand there and talk to buddies lmfao
User avatar #226534 to #226527 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
They do a lot more than just stand there.
But regardless. It's peasant work. Figures an untermensch specimen such as yourself would think they're smart.
User avatar #226543 to #226534 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Nigga stop acting like a poncy twat.
User avatar #226544 to #226543 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
Was that a compliment or an insult? I can't tell
#226550 to #226544 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
>implying someone is stupid
>can't tell when being insulted with "poncy twat"

lol, you're worse than Conqui.
User avatar #226562 to #226550 - aoeui (03/16/2014) [-]
I was making fun of his choice of words, retard
#226546 to #226544 - CIS White Male (03/16/2014) [-]
Since when is twat a compliment? Or ponce, for that matter.
User avatar #226545 to #226544 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Insult.
#226536 to #226534 - misticalz ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
Shut the fuck up you shiessekoupf
#226506 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I hate how when I have my snake around my shoulders when I play video games she feels the need to climb up my head phones and sit on my head. I can't do anything to her since I'm playing video games though and she holds on for dear life.
User avatar #226507 to #226506 - fedegon (03/16/2014) [-]
I was going to make a gay joke, but with it twisting around like a rope, you must get all tied up.
User avatar #226510 to #226507 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
Boo!
User avatar #226517 to #226510 - alexanderburns ONLINE (03/16/2014) [-]
urns
User avatar #226518 to #226517 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I want to hold her though.
User avatar #226522 to #226521 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound like burns.

Unless you say boo weird.
#226524 to #226523 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
It seems like you are following me around here.
#226530 to #226529 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty irresistible, I understand.
User avatar #226542 to #226538 - ipostcp (03/16/2014) [-]
I'm pretty normal.
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