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#203116 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Fucking losers complaining about this wonderful day where you can easily get laid.
User avatar #203132 to #203116 - bladeboy (02/14/2014) [-]
I haven't heard anyone complain. In my school is what just single people jokingly saying "you're my valentine, right?" to their friends and shit. Like damn, you fuckers gotta stop being so negative.
#203159 to #203132 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
lol I was just trying to piss shibe off again
#203108 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Argentines...
User avatar #203156 to #203108 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
tfw white as snow
User avatar #203145 to #203108 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
Argentines also like to hate on Uruguayans even though we're basically/exactly the same. I was playing on a trade server and got a bodyshot hitting scouts is really difficult and the whole server flooded with,"OH MY GOD URUGUAYANS ARE SUCH FUCKING NOOOOOOOOBOBBBBSSSSS"
User avatar #203105 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
I know Scotland is a backwards scary place but how do some of you not even know what pul/ta/hun/wee etc mean?
Jeez-o
User avatar #203133 to #203105 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
Leonhardt, I summon you to here.
User avatar #203134 to #203133 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
is he scottish
can i finally talk to someone i understand?
User avatar #203135 to #203134 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes he is.
User avatar #203097 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
Months ago I brought up the fact that there's some pretty shitty Tumblr memes that at least weren't popular on FunnyJunk (yet), but it looks like they're starting to pop up (e.g. "ayyyy lmao").
User avatar #203104 to #203097 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
tumblr memes are the best though
User avatar #203117 to #203104 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
You have a bad taste in memes there.
User avatar #203121 to #203117 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
i don't know about you but I laugh my head off whenever I read a tumblr comp
User avatar #203125 to #203121 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't.
User avatar #203129 to #203127 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
You're mocking me aren't you?
User avatar #203130 to #203129 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
no
i like them
they make me laugh
it's better than shitty 4chan
User avatar #203111 to #203104 - butterisgood (02/14/2014) [-]
yeah, moon moon was so great, right?
#203114 to #203111 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
Moonmoon was the funniest shit ever   
doge was good but not as funny.   
It's not Tumblrs fault that sites like this overused it so much that it became boring
Moonmoon was the funniest shit ever
doge was good but not as funny.
It's not Tumblrs fault that sites like this overused it so much that it became boring
User avatar #203119 to #203114 - butterisgood (02/14/2014) [-]
overused it? the same post that started it already oversued the thing to death right there, and that was all from tumblr, everyone on here actually forgot about it after a day
User avatar #203123 to #203119 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
i liked it either way
made me giggle in places I didn't know I had
User avatar #203126 to #203123 - butterisgood (02/14/2014) [-]
Well i disagree, but humor is a matter of opinion, so i'll let you have yours
#203118 to #203114 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
"Moonmoon was the funniest shit ever"
User avatar #203120 to #203118 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
i liked it
User avatar #203113 to #203112 - butterisgood (02/14/2014) [-]
i'm being sarcastic
User avatar #203096 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
people complaining about lovey-dovey people on Valentines Day
Get a grip, just because you're ugly and alone doesn't mean everyone else has to.
You're a wee slut and you need to get a grip, pul.
#203078 - misticalz (02/14/2014) [-]
Ugly people hating valentines day.
User avatar #203083 to #203078 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
oh my god would you fucks quit complaining about the complainers just like wittypotato said below barely anyone is even complaining about it
User avatar #203109 to #203083 - fargtwo (02/14/2014) [-]
Don't make me start hating on the haters hating the haters.
I'll fucking do it.
#203095 to #203083 - misticalz (02/14/2014) [-]
U just got punk't
User avatar #203094 to #203083 - wittypotato (02/14/2014) [-]
damn right
User avatar #203090 to #203083 - dumerveil (02/14/2014) [-]
but if they don't, people might think they're one of the ugly people.
User avatar #203073 - wittypotato (02/14/2014) [-]
I hate this Valentine's Day hate hate bandwagon. I mean I've seen one post complaining about the holiday but like twenty complaining about the complainers.
User avatar #203086 to #203073 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
You do realize, you are essentially doing the same thing?
User avatar #203088 to #203086 - wittypotato (02/14/2014) [-]
But there hasn`t been dozens of posts complaining about the complainers. This is the only one I`ve seen so far.
User avatar #203089 to #203088 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
So what?

It's still basically the same thing with a few words different
User avatar #203091 to #203089 - wittypotato (02/14/2014) [-]
...but the whole point of this post is that its become a bandwagon and a shit load of people are saying the same thing over and over. This hasn`t become a bandwagon yet.
User avatar #203076 to #203073 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
It's quite a vicious cycle. Now you know how I feel about the subject of the friendzone!
User avatar #203077 to #203076 - wittypotato (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah dude. The friendzone one is way worse.
User avatar #203084 to #203077 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
There was a lot of complaining about the friendzone in 2011 and it cooled down in 2012, but then suddenly there was lots of complaining about the fact that people complained about in 2013 once it got associated with fedora-bearers. I have seen very few people honestly complain about the friendzone for over a year.
#203066 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
One of the colleges I applied to (the one I want to get into the most)  requires me to use an account on their website to handle everything related to it. Their website logs you out, and requires you to log back in, after 3 minutes of inactivity. There is no option to save your password.   
   
I am more than mildly annoyed.
One of the colleges I applied to (the one I want to get into the most) requires me to use an account on their website to handle everything related to it. Their website logs you out, and requires you to log back in, after 3 minutes of inactivity. There is no option to save your password.

I am more than mildly annoyed.
#203180 to #203066 - rebornpooper ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
You know what I hate?   
I've seen this whateverthefuck about a hundred times, and I'm barely exaggerating, in gifs, in bad MS Paint edits, and whatever, and I still have no idea what it's from.
You know what I hate?
I've seen this whateverthefuck about a hundred times, and I'm barely exaggerating, in gifs, in bad MS Paint edits, and whatever, and I still have no idea what it's from.
User avatar #203136 to #203066 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll bet I get accepted to my most wanted college before you do, faget
User avatar #203966 to #203136 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
Got offers of admission, from both places I applied to, on the 11th (didn't even check until now because I thought it would take weeks at the least. Took 9 days). I think I'm beating you.

Also, I finallystarted Katawa cripple sex last night and got about an hour and a half in. I like Rin the most so far.
#204056 to #203966 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
I'm only applying to one college, so yolo lel

Sounds like some swagilli. I loved Rin too, for sure my second favorite girl
User avatar #203137 to #203136 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #203074 to #203066 - fargtwo (02/14/2014) [-]
They clearly don't have a webdesign class.
Also, what reason could they possibly have for wanting to log you out after three minutes? What purpose does that serve?
User avatar #203075 to #203074 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
If I had any clue I probably wouldn't be so annoyed.
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#203016 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
''hai u guiz em zuper kul cuz i watch attaek un titties''
User avatar #203098 to #203016 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #203027 to #203016 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
Please, please tell me Attack on Titties is the R34 spinoff.
User avatar #203034 to #203027 - fedegon (02/14/2014) [-]
"Attack on Tit/Ass" is a better name. Pronounced tit-ass
User avatar #203031 to #203027 - rynkar (02/14/2014) [-]
I'd buy it.
#203021 to #203016 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
"hai u guiz em zuper kul cuz i haet pupuler dingz"
#203035 to #203021 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
piss off.
#203037 to #203035 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
fuck off. Cunt.
Dumb piece of shit loser faggot.
User avatar #203042 to #203037 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
stop fighting pls
User avatar #202993 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
I hate that I can't meet any people in real life with the same music taste as me
User avatar #203147 to #202993 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
But you live in the nordic region.
How is that possible?
User avatar #203149 to #203147 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
You'd also be surprised.
User avatar #203150 to #203149 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
Ha, niggas getting soft
User avatar #203151 to #203150 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
lel
lese they listen to like avicii and other mainstream band
User avatar #203154 to #203151 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
Found the hipster
User avatar #203155 to #203154 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
no
i listen to skrillex too
User avatar #203158 to #203155 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
skrillex has some good songs. Have you tried Excision? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjKzV9gl490
User avatar #203099 to #202993 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
what music do you like
User avatar #203100 to #203099 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
DSBM, black metal, industrial metal
#203101 to #203100 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
ehhh.
I like Indie Pop, Indie Rock, Alternative Rock.
User avatar #203103 to #203102 - finblob (02/14/2014) [-]
soz hun
#203011 to #202993 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Because you're a pedophile.
User avatar #202996 to #202993 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
iktf

nobody has good taste
User avatar #203049 to #202996 - teokek (02/14/2014) [-]
SAYS YOU
lolomgrekt
User avatar #202997 to #202996 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
I'd say that it's pretty much subjective, and the fact that I listen to some underground stuff that really won't suit everyone I guess
User avatar #202981 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5mku6s7vOI

We need another holocaust...
User avatar #203025 to #202981 - amberluger (02/14/2014) [-]
both are dumb as fuck
User avatar #203023 to #202981 - Ihazfunkitty (02/14/2014) [-]
this is how i imagne most people from tumblr
i dont get why those kind of people run around half naked and then be expected to be treated normally/equal.
User avatar #203013 to #202981 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
Are you one of those people who spends all day looking for things to get offended by on the Internet?
User avatar #203014 to #203013 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
No, I just like to laugh at various subhumans and the stupid shit they participate in.

Are you one of those furries that hold eternal grudges?
User avatar #203036 to #203014 - amberluger (02/14/2014) [-]
>subhumans
>is latino
well ok then
User avatar #203039 to #203036 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
"im half native"
That would basically make you the same race, fucktard.
Oh wait, you're just one of those gringas that pretend to be native to be "unique" and "exotic".
User avatar #203063 to #203039 - amberluger (02/14/2014) [-]
i never said i was half native, i was making fun of people who said that. learn english you stupid beaner
User avatar #203069 to #203063 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
You didn't make it clear, you stupid tumblr crusading incestuous maple nigger. I probably speak better English than you do.
User avatar #203072 to #203069 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I see we have another great addition to our board
User avatar #203043 to #203039 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
> "unique" and "exotic".

Nah she's just a slut, well she pretends to be. Amberluger is just sgc's alt account.
User avatar #203046 to #203043 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
sgc?
User avatar #203047 to #203046 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
He's an old member of this board, kinda fat, made amberluger originally as an alt account an mimicked my personality on it trying to make people think that amberluger was my alt account. But then we did some tinychats and it just so happened that amberluger would never get on camera and the second she left the chat sgc joined and got on camera. She also claims to live in the same building as him, play video games with him all the time, etc.
User avatar #203064 to #203047 - amberluger (02/14/2014) [-]
ego much?
User avatar #203065 to #203064 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
Calm down sgc, no one will make fun of you for pretending to be a girl
User avatar #203015 to #203014 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
I'll take that as a yes.
User avatar #203017 to #203015 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Are you saying "yes" to my question?

It appears so.
User avatar #203018 to #203017 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
Nothing I say will change your mind, so that is the simplest route.
#203022 to #203018 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
What was the point in you even commenting in this thread in the first place then?
User avatar #203024 to #203022 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
Why not?
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#203019 to #203018 - foxes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #203020 to #203019 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
2blu4u
User avatar #203010 to #202981 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
I do hope to meet people like this some day. It should be funny.
User avatar #203006 to #202981 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
HAHAHA "I'm not a female despite the vagina I have"
Holy fuck.
User avatar #203005 to #202981 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
"what you did was actually sexual harassment!"

I'm sorry, but what did she actually do to her?
User avatar #203007 to #203005 - hieronymous ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
"unwanted sexual advance"

aka an opposing opinion
#202998 to #202981 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
muslims first plz.
User avatar #202988 to #202981 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
hahhaha lol is she walking around outside without a bra?
User avatar #202990 to #202988 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Lol, yeah. Show's how "civilized" the LGBTBBQGTA5 really is.
User avatar #202991 to #202990 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
that shits pretty disgusting..

i mean sure, i'm not one to complain for free boobsviews but in public and not on a beach? damn
User avatar #202994 to #202991 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
And she's all fat and ugly.

Also, if you type in "dyke march" on google images, you'd see how inhuman they are. They wander around topless and act like lustful animals in public.
User avatar #202982 to #202981 - teoberry (02/14/2014) [-]
Is that a lesbian arguing with a tranny>
User avatar #202983 to #202982 - Conquistador ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
A tranny appears on there later on, but the topless girl isn't one I think. Though, she's arguing that "trans women are women".
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#202971 to #202965 - epicscorpion (02/14/2014) [-]
What's cooking for, then?
User avatar #202933 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
I hate that I don't get the whole HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG thing. Where did it come from?
User avatar #202966 to #202933 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
when you have a heart attack from cuteness, I think it originated in some anime.. people tell me it was clannad and I've seen the clip but I'm not sure what.

some girl calls him a certain name (little girl) and he thinks it's cute enough to give him a heart attack, so he holds over his chest and he says "what's wrong, (name)?" and eventually she says it enough times until he runs away to not get a heart attack
#203059 to #202966 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I think it's from Katawa Shoujo, the main character has a heart condition and he goes to a school full of fucked girls and then people started joking around like if someone calls him cute he has a heart attack and dies, I don't know if this happen in the game.
User avatar #203060 to #203059 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
oh yeah. I know of that game, tried it, wasn't for me. pretty boring
#203040 to #202966 - turdofdoom (02/14/2014) [-]
it didnt tho
just as " ugh " and "PFFFFFFT" didnt
User avatar #203041 to #203040 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
what u mean
#203044 to #203041 - turdofdoom (02/14/2014) [-]
didnt originate from anime
" HNNNNNNNG " " PFFFFFFFT" "ugh" "blargh"
none of them did
User avatar #203002 to #202966 - megavoir ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I don't remember it from Clannad.
User avatar #203003 to #203002 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, might've been some other anime. Probably was
User avatar #202975 to #202966 - teoberry (02/14/2014) [-]
of course you watch anime with cute little girls
User avatar #202977 to #202975 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
oh, you said little.

I guess not very little, except chi chi and I didn't even watch the original dragonball so eh
User avatar #202976 to #202975 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
i've just seen the video on youtube

i didn't watch the actual anime

it was actually when i was looking over the "hnnnnnnnng" thing on youtube

also, i do watch anime with cute girls like haruhi suzumiya so you were partially right at least :­)
User avatar #202978 to #202976 - teoberry (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah sorry I forget you liked little boys, not girls
User avatar #202939 to #202938 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
Yeah no shit. But why is everyone doing it now
User avatar #202941 to #202939 - foreveranonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
How the fuck are we supposed to know
User avatar #202944 to #202941 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
lick my nipples
User avatar #202945 to #202944 - foreveranonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
Kinky, save it for tonight
User avatar #202937 to #202933 - jadewest (02/14/2014) [-]
probably anime or 4chan/tumblr
User avatar #202943 to #202937 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
apparantly it's from tumblr
#202936 to #202933 - epicscorpion (02/14/2014) [-]
Like, the old guy holding his chest? Or in response to pretty women?
#202946 to #202942 - epicscorpion (02/14/2014) [-]
Pretty much the link above. The old man holding his chest. It's just a shitty derail from a long time ago on the internet, where you have a "heart attack".
User avatar #203161 to #202946 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
but it doesn't even make sense in that scenario
#203176 to #203161 - epicscorpion (02/15/2014) [-]
Its not supposed to. Its stupid.
User avatar #202940 to #202936 - infamoustrapper (02/14/2014) [-]
no all the people typing comments then stopping to say HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
hold on let me link
#202919 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
>spend all day being an angsty, passive-aggressive, judgmental jerkass on the internet
>complain that you don't have a date for V-Day
User avatar #203054 to #202919 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
And apparently, mocking people who complain about the "Friendzone" is the cool thing to do now...
#202969 to #202919 - anonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
refering to anyone specific?
#202928 to #202919 - Nahyon ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
>date for V-Day is dragon
> Date is no human at all
User avatar #203053 to #202928 - majormayor (02/14/2014) [-]
You're not our clavatninenine.
User avatar #202992 to #202928 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
but you can't have sex with it .....

.... yet
User avatar #202924 to #202919 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
The only relationship they want is with their waifu pillows, and the drawings they can paste to their photos.
User avatar #202920 to #202919 - butterisgood (02/14/2014) [-]
^THIS
this so fucking much man, it really pisses me off
User avatar #202910 - sindrifreyr (02/14/2014) [-]
Im writing an essay and I wanted to ask you guys a question.

Whats your opinion on feminism?

Im both asking this question here (mostly negative viewpoint) and on another site (mostly positive) to see the different answers I would get.
User avatar #202922 to #202910 - Shiny (02/14/2014) [-]
It's like "liberal". Everyone has their own definition for the word, and most of them are bitter straw men.

I mean, I could go on Wikipedia right now, read shit like "sex-positive feminism" and think yeah, that makes a lot of sense, these college academics have their head screwed on right. But then everyone on Tumblr thinks it makes misandry a fight for justice, and everyone here thinks it's women trying to be better than men. These last two fascinate me, since feminism isn't necessarily about women; a good example would be pro-male policies like advocating men in nursing and medical care.
User avatar #202918 to #202910 - dalokan ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
Severely bastardized. Used by angry lesbians as a beacon of hate.
User avatar #202917 to #202910 - rokkarokkaali (02/14/2014) [-]
I think it feminizes
User avatar #202913 to #202910 - foreveranonymous (02/14/2014) [-]
I think it's a great thing, but not as necessary here in America anymore. Men and women can never truly be equal, but compared to how it was ~50 years ago, we've come a long way. Feminism is still necessary in other places, such as the Middle East where women are stoned to death for not marrying their rapists. The movement was also basically hijacked by whack-jobs, and gives it a bad name. Just keep in mind, not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all feminists are men hating lesbians. Loud minority, quiet majority
Also, shitpost
User avatar #202916 to #202913 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
masterpiece
User avatar #202915 to #202913 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
10/10
User avatar #202914 to #202913 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
this is p. true good post
User avatar #202912 to #202910 - shibe ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
It's not a bad thing until people go a bit crazy over it.
#202893 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
For fuck's sake; what is it with films I watch lately and their need to include a random scene where someone is licked/spat on or both

Fucking ew.
User avatar #202899 to #202893 - thechosentroll (02/14/2014) [-]
Fanservice?
User avatar #202896 to #202893 - EdwardNigma (02/14/2014) [-]
Erotic licking/spitting is all the rage nowadays.
User avatar #202894 to #202893 - include (02/14/2014) [-]
Which movie?
User avatar #202895 to #202894 - tvfreakuk (02/14/2014) [-]
Paranorman
User avatar #202897 to #202895 - include (02/14/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks.
#202891 - thechosentroll (02/14/2014) [-]
Man, fuck people who get all pissy over Valentines' day, just because they'll never get laid in this lifetime. For free, at least. I hate the "tfw no gf" mentality or the fact that "the "tfw no gf" mentality" is even a thing. Not having a girlfriend or boyfriend shouldn't be such a big deal regardless of what day it is and should by no means be enough of a reason to be a salty dick all day and try to ruin it for everyone else. I mean, if a fat, cynical, unlovable cunt like me can enjoy this holiday, I'm pretty sure almost anyone can.

Plus, there's the collateral stuff. With this much chocolate and booze being thrown around, there is no chance in hell you can't mooch off of people. I discovered 3 new kinds of chocolate today. I didn't even know they put almonds in chocolate, but it is glorious. Then again, it could be, because today is also a holiday in my country, dedicated to wine, so most people today are filled with both love and alcohol. Kind of explains the weird shit and generosity. It's basically national drunken sex day over here.
#203048 to #202891 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
>Be me   
>In school   
>Don't give a fuck about Valentine's day   
>Walk around with mad swag   
>4 friends get turned down today   
>I eat the chocolate their crushes turned down   
>???   
>Profit!!!!*   
 *profit really means that I just ate some chocolate, went home, got on Steam and started playing games.
>Be me
>In school
>Don't give a fuck about Valentine's day
>Walk around with mad swag
>4 friends get turned down today
>I eat the chocolate their crushes turned down
>???
>Profit!!!!*
*profit really means that I just ate some chocolate, went home, got on Steam and started playing games.
User avatar #203518 to #203048 - thechosentroll (02/15/2014) [-]
I dunno, free chocolate and games seems like a pretty nice day to me.
User avatar #203579 to #203518 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #202984 to #202891 - revengeforfreeze (02/14/2014) [-]
thank you thechosentroll, you are my greatest ally

t. swedish bear
User avatar #202958 to #202891 - Ihazfunkitty (02/14/2014) [-]
i love the day after valentines day, the choclate is discounted
User avatar #202926 to #202891 - alexanderburns ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
You didn't even know they put almonds in chocolate? You poor, depraved soul.
User avatar #202898 to #202891 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
Valentine's day is fucking awesome, chocolate, wine, nice dinner, and sex, all with someone you love, what else could a person want?
User avatar #202900 to #202898 - thechosentroll (02/14/2014) [-]
I dunno. I could really go for some money. I can't really AFFORD any of those. Say what you will about love overcoming everything else, but love sure as hell doesn't blossom on romantic instant ramen dimmers.
User avatar #202901 to #202900 - roliga (02/14/2014) [-]
You don't even need money to be romantic.

Walk in the part, picknick, love letter, panties drop.
User avatar #202905 to #202901 - thechosentroll (02/14/2014) [-]
Fair point. I mean, I can't go to the local park without getting stabbed by the gypsies who live there, but a good point non the less.
User avatar #202884 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
I....I really fucking hate how fucking miserable I am...how miserable my family is...How...I can't get a job or...or fucking continue with my education or move out...or date anyone because my grandfather requires constant fucking attention...I hate how my uncle and his family don't deal with any of this shit because they live two fucking states over...I fucking hate the fact that all of these problems stem from my grandfather being the drunk son of a fucking bitch that he is, and that he fucking deliberately does everything he fucking can just to fuck me, my mother, and my grandmother over...I hate that we can't afford to have the fucking asshole put in a fucking nursing home...I hate the fact that I really fucking wish he would just drop fucking dead...I just want all this shit to fucking end...
#202875 - wafflelord (02/14/2014) [-]
I witnessed an argument on a TF2 server between a "clopper" and a [word for person who masturbates to feral Pokemon porn].
Here's the gist of it:
"[insert porn type here] is okay because they're not real, so it can't classify as animal porn."
User avatar #202903 to #202875 - thechosentroll (02/14/2014) [-]
Eh, people use the same to justify loli porn, which to me is just kiddie porn. Still, I don't see why anyone should care what anyone else faps to. Masturbation is a sacred right that should be performed as intended - alone and unloved.
#202892 to #202875 - fargtwo (02/14/2014) [-]
That's a pretty compelling argument. What was their disagreement?
That's a pretty compelling argument. What was their disagreement?
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#202880 to #202875 - dehumanizer (02/14/2014) [-]
Why did he have to go so young...
User avatar #202878 to #202875 - EdwardNigma (02/14/2014) [-]
...Go into detail.
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