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#382861 - logickid (04/15/2015) [-]
How to ruin a classic photo in just a few steps.
User avatar #382872 to #382861 - aoeui (04/15/2015) [-]
socialism and ponyfags go hand in hand
User avatar #382917 to #382862 - shibe (04/15/2015) [-]
how awful
#382864 to #382862 - princessren ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
what are you
some kind of commie
User avatar #382880 to #382864 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
I swear to god that has to be from a porn thing.
#382882 to #382880 - princessren ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
only a pervert like you would sexualize something as innocent as eating a Popsicle
User avatar #382883 to #382882 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
... Well I can't deny those accusations, really. But it's not because of that, it's the lighting and the eyes. They just sort of give off that vibe.
User avatar #382902 to #382858 - dreygur (04/15/2015) [-]
"sassypriest69"
#382865 to #382858 - princessren ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
machines suck the milk from your nipples until you are raw
#382868 to #382865 - logickid (04/15/2015) [-]
And then there's the sad fact that she could be 100% serious about this.
User avatar #382859 to #382858 - lobselvith (04/15/2015) [-]
This has to be a troll. I can't even imagine a tumblr cunt getting so upset over something this simple.
User avatar #382857 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Admin+2015/funny-pictures/5514898/5#5
Good to see good ol' asshole admin is back
#382897 to #382857 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
Admin turns into leonhardt in 5 seconds.
User avatar #382898 to #382897 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
don't talk shit about leonhardt
that's one chiseled motherfucker
User avatar #382909 to #382898 - leonhardt (04/15/2015) [-]
I got mentioned like 4 times today in conversations about blocking people
User avatar #382958 to #382909 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
then don't block people ya dummy
#382960 to #382958 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
Fuck each other already.
#382855 - kosmic (04/15/2015) [-]
The past two weeks there have been calls on the land line where no one is on the other line.  These calls happened at least 3 times a day or more.  No caller ID so I dont know who it is, and dont know where they are at so I can fucking murder their insufferable ass.   
   
Also fuck phones in general.  Every time I start something, and sometimes its something that I cannot put a hold on or stop momentarily, that piece of shit brick starts ringing.
The past two weeks there have been calls on the land line where no one is on the other line. These calls happened at least 3 times a day or more. No caller ID so I dont know who it is, and dont know where they are at so I can fucking murder their insufferable ass.

Also fuck phones in general. Every time I start something, and sometimes its something that I cannot put a hold on or stop momentarily, that piece of shit brick starts ringing.
User avatar #382852 - thesoulless (04/15/2015) [-]
My math exam went... ok. I can't really tell how I did, so I'm just really hoping I at least passed.
#382853 to #382852 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
G
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G O L B L O G
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User avatar #382885 to #382853 - thesoulless (04/15/2015) [-]
Epic fail
#382854 to #382853 - epicscorpion (04/15/2015) [-]
The fuck is a golglog
User avatar #382851 - funi (04/15/2015) [-]
So I decided to rejoin my old air soft team, and they're now all formal and shit, they want me to buy 200$ worth of matching bdu because it's now the mandatory uniform. Nothing but m4's either.

Motherfuckers.
User avatar #382848 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
>People talking to me when I'm taking a shit
Die.
#382856 to #382848 - cerealnumber (04/15/2015) [-]
>People having a conversation within inches of the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit
The house is not that fucking tiny, go talk somewhere else and let me shit in peace
#382840 - Ihazfunkitty (04/15/2015) [-]
im just curious. how old and what gender do you think this person is.
User avatar #382908 to #382840 - Ihazfunkitty (04/15/2015) [-]
The person who wrote this is a 24 year old dude who became very salty when i didnt want to hang out with him
User avatar #382850 to #382840 - thesoulless (04/15/2015) [-]
Female, 16-20
User avatar #382849 to #382840 - lobselvith (04/15/2015) [-]
Probably 16 at the oldest. But then again, I have a chick on my facebook who's almost 18 (or might already be) and she still shares shit like this all the time, so I guess we'll never know.
User avatar #382846 to #382840 - bladeboy (04/15/2015) [-]
12-14
User avatar #382842 to #382840 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
A 67 year old man.
User avatar #382843 to #382842 - Ihazfunkitty (04/15/2015) [-]
pretty close actually
#382841 to #382840 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
probably shitpost gender
#382812 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
My hair is so soft and nice after a conditioning I just want to keep stroking it but touching your hair continually is bad for your hair.
#382874 to #382812 - aoeui (04/15/2015) [-]
I don't have any long haired ponytail neckbeard photos so have this
#382867 to #382812 - princessren ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
sometimes I do that
User avatar #382824 to #382812 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Any hair longer than 1 cm is to be burnt.
#382826 to #382824 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
By smouldering sexiness emanating from the hair bearer, and blistering heat of passion, while they make out with an equally gorgeous, long haired person.
User avatar #382835 to #382826 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
...and then interrupting the make out session because they have eachother's hair in their mouths
#382836 to #382835 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
But that's a bit hot.
You will never know that pleasure, you heathen.
User avatar #382837 to #382836 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
All I know is that my head is dry after 5 mins of finishing my shower, I don't have to check my hair before going out and cleaning it is easy and fast. I'm all about practicality.
#382838 to #382837 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
I'm quite lazy too, but I'm more vain than lazy.
Speaking of things you don't get to do with girls: hair talk is a hell of an ice breaker.
User avatar #382839 to #382838 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Oh... do you also talk about shoe shopping and how much you love sucking dick?
#382866 to #382839 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
The first yes, not the second; gotta leave some surprises for the bedroom. After that you can talk about dick sucking.
User avatar #382828 to #382826 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
fuckin' phoenix, reborn from the ashes
#382834 to #382825 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Short hair dave grohl is best hair dave grohl
#382830 to #382825 - misanthrizzle (04/15/2015) [-]
what the FUCK is growing in his nose?
what the FUCK is growing in his nose?
User avatar #382831 to #382830 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
its just his skin and some nose hair
User avatar #382813 to #382812 - squalllionhart (04/15/2015) [-]
what's your hair gonna do about it? call the cops?
#382815 to #382813 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
Get dry and start splitting at the ends.
Get dry and start splitting at the ends.
User avatar #382818 to #382815 - squalllionhart (04/15/2015) [-]
what a snitch
#382807 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
When spell check tells you that you are spelling your last name wrong and corrects it with the name for another sect of your family clan.
#382805 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
I am more interested in a girl's interests than her looks, but I will still pay some attention to looks, I am not some sort of beta-fag.

Anyways, I am a sucker for a girl who likes punk,rock, and metal. I am also a sucker for a girl who likes video games.
I can't find any gamer chicks.
I two girls that have similar tastes in music, but one of them can't date and the other is lesbian.

I transferred into home school independent study. So the only real way I can meet new people is going places, places I have no means of getting to, or getting a job.
Well, I am gonna get a job by summer, but I can't date coworkers.

So my dating life is shit outta luck until college.
But 2 years is a long fucking time to wait, and when I am in college, I will be too busy to have time for girls. So the chance of me dating in college is slim.
And well after college, I will have to cross that bridge when I get there. I just don't know how I would actually meet people without a situation, or event putting us together? Do I just walk up and say, "Hi?"
That kind of stuff isn't normal though, most people would find it weird.

Don't recommend internet dating, that's for faggots.
User avatar #382832 to #382805 - kegget (04/15/2015) [-]
Go to a punk, rock or metal gig or festival
Most girls who attend that shit are into games too
But they won't be interested in you if you're not into that kinda music yourself
#382814 to #382805 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
>Talking to qt3.14 gamer girl who loves LOTR
>Ask her which is her favorite
>"I love the hobbit movies the best I think!"
>I can't be an elitist beta bitch about this
>"Oh uh, yeah they were pretty good I guess"
>TFW she gets super butthurt and claims that I'm not a true LOTR fan for not loving the new movies
>TFW she is dead to me
User avatar #382817 to #382814 - squalllionhart (04/15/2015) [-]
>implying the hobbit movies weren't good
not nearly good as LOTR but still good
User avatar #382820 to #382817 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
if someone ever makes a "super-cut" and takes the good parts from the three movies and puts them into one, then I would consider it great.
Unfortunately, its a three part movie series on a single 300 page book. It spreads its good parts way too far apart which ultimately makes them all bad. Plus, all that other things like that forced love triangle or even just including Legolas himself were extremely unnecessary. It really ruined how on par to the books the original movies were compared to how far off this new series is from the original work.
But I mean, if you don't give a fuck about the LOTR universe other than just what's in the movies, yeah they are probably good.
User avatar #382903 to #382820 - squalllionhart (04/15/2015) [-]
so what you're saying is "ur not a tru fan"?
#382904 to #382903 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
I guess so
I guess so
User avatar #382905 to #382904 - squalllionhart (04/15/2015) [-]
considering i've never read any of the books, yeah you're right i'm not a true fan
still love the movies tho
User avatar #382906 to #382905 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #382816 to #382814 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
I liked the hobbit movies the best as well. Then again I kinda shit on Tolkien and everything he did as a writer. Fantastic linguist though.
#382819 to #382816 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Well then I wouldn't really consider you a LOTR lover, in which case I don't really mind that opinion
But if you were a self proclaimed LOTR fanatic like this chick, this opinion would be retarded
User avatar #382821 to #382819 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
Well, but it is an accurate description ain't it? She loves all that shit.
User avatar #382822 to #382821 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
There's a difference
There is an established lore and universe behind LOTR that was upheld in the books and then the original trilogy
To say you are a huge fan of the series, and then turn around and say "I also love the movies that don't go along with the original stuff" doesn't make sense, that would just mean you enjoy anything that comes out under the name
I don't really know another way to explain it
User avatar #382844 to #382822 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Well, if she hasn't read any of the books like that Silmariarlialoaptphtpht thing or the LOTR books/Hobbit book, then, she is a fanatic for the movies, not Tolkiens thing as a whole. But if she HAS read all that, then, she probably just likes the movies regardless. A bit dodgy, yeah, but, if they're as fanatical as they claim, then anything, book, movie or otherwise under the Lord of the Rings name is a godsend.

I mean, I like the Game of Thrones show, even though that at times has completely cocked things up. WHERE THE FUCK IS COLDHANDS? WHERE THE FUCK IS VICTARION? FUCK.
#382899 to #382844 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Fair enough   
BUT I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR TASTE EDWARD, VERY PARTICULAR
Fair enough
BUT I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR TASTE EDWARD, VERY PARTICULAR
User avatar #382823 to #382822 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
Hmm. I understand but I disagree. You can love something and you can love departures from it that are -maybe inappropriately- linked to it but good in their own right. I'm a big fan of the James Bond movies, for example. And I really liked Skyfall, even though Skyfall is not in any way shape or form a Bond movie, it's home alone for grownups and the first act of the last Batman film.
User avatar #382827 to #382823 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I get what you are saying, but its still kinda different. I slightly agree with what you said, but the difference between the James Bond movies and LOTR is how they handle the universe. James Bond is more of a title, and while all the movies are under that title of James Bond, all they have to keep up with is the idea that he is a British agent 007 in M16, and thats about it. They even have talks about Idris Elba, a black male, starring in the movies, meaning that not even his race is something specific. If you were to take Legolas in LOTR and make him black, it would be fucking retarded as fuck as everyone knows he is supposed to be an elf, and all the elves in that universe are of fair skin, which is pretty much just white.
The hobbit movies are still alright movies, I just wouldn't consider them on the top of my list in LOTR related media.
User avatar #382829 to #382827 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
Well yeah, but they've got certain trappings as well. Mainly in plot structure. Yes LOTR is defined by its universe, but Bond is defined by its nigh-fill-in-the-blanks plots. And something that departs from that while bearing the name might still be great in its own way.
User avatar #382811 to #382805 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
If what you're looking for in a girl is "she likes Punk and Metal" that relationship wasn't going to last anyway, regardless of whether she knew every note to Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner and Michael's Monetary System.
User avatar #382802 - funi (04/15/2015) [-]
>dog spends yet another night puking itself to sleep
>urge to curb stomp dog intensifies
User avatar #382833 to #382802 - kegget (04/15/2015) [-]
dog need vet
User avatar #382847 to #382833 - funi (04/15/2015) [-]
Dog need 1200$ surgery
User avatar #382934 to #382847 - kegget (04/15/2015) [-]
pay for it or give it away to someone who can

can't leave the guy suffering

that's fucked up
#382806 to #382802 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
Livestream it.
User avatar #382801 - thesoulless (04/15/2015) [-]
And of course I'm going to have trouble getting to sleep on the one night where I really need it.
User avatar #382804 to #382801 - thegrohltroll (04/15/2015) [-]
Time to take some of them benzodiazepines
User avatar #382803 to #382801 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
down a bottle of nyquil
User avatar #382799 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
i really hate how much my ass sweats
like more than any other part of my body
even just the slightest amount of intense of physical activity and my ass is drenched in sweat
pretty rank shit too
User avatar #382845 to #382799 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
shave your buttcrack
User avatar #382889 to #382845 - cycloneclone (04/15/2015) [-]
SHUT UP RETARD
User avatar #382791 - thesoulless (04/15/2015) [-]
Last exam tomorrow. Unfortunately, it's math, so I'm really hoping that I can manage to not fuck it up enough to at least pass.
User avatar #382798 to #382791 - ferrettamer (04/15/2015) [-]
I have a math exam tomorrow too! Bffs? I still have an exam Friday tho
#382782 - furiousmarshmellow (04/15/2015) [-]
When a really great player on your team, the top of the scoreboard, switches to the enemy team just before the match is over.
When a really great player on your team, the top of the scoreboard, switches to the enemy team just before the match is over.
#382793 to #382782 - epicscorpion (04/15/2015) [-]
when that player is you

autobalance is hurt me
#382776 - syrianbro ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Can we just like erase prettyflyforaderp from this universe?

This faggot just keeps destroying my will to live.
#382800 to #382776 - chitogekirisaki (04/15/2015) [-]
Nah
They cool
as Queen of the Hating Board I'll allow them to live
#382787 to #382776 - princessren ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Nah   
They cool   
as Princess of the Hating Board I'll allow them to live
Nah
They cool
as Princess of the Hating Board I'll allow them to live
User avatar #382794 to #382777 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
The hell did you do to him?
User avatar #382796 to #382795 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Good job whatever you did.
#382778 to #382777 - syrianbro ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
NIGGA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING HERE SO FAST?   
   
Do you just sit infront of your computer all day and wait until i mention you?
NIGGA HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING HERE SO FAST?

Do you just sit infront of your computer all day and wait until i mention you?
#382780 to #382779 - syrianbro ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
nigga
now not only em i angry but im sad and worried about you.

fuck you.
User avatar #382783 to #382781 - ferrettamer (04/15/2015) [-]
cute anime gril
User avatar #382786 to #382785 - ferrettamer (04/15/2015) [-]
oh is that the same anime gril as the one on lying down?
now I can't stop thinking about doing naughty things to princessren. Damn
#382809 to #382789 - thebestpieever (04/15/2015) [-]
Stop this. I can't tell you and Ren apart any more.
Stop this. I can't tell you and Ren apart any more.
#382810 to #382809 - prettyflyforaderp ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
its ok im not here often
User avatar #382775 - pixmantle (04/15/2015) [-]
God damn I hate green peppers, they taste so mediocre in comparison to orange/red/yellow peppers.
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User avatar #382771 - thispuckingguy ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
When big meanie users calls us trolls

Nasty men hurts us. Presious .
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