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User avatar #296499 - tvfreakuk (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how much of a patronising shit my brother is.
I'll something like "shit, it's too hot today..."
and then he'll start rubbing his eyes and going "awwww poor babby can't stand the heat awwww!"

It was slightly funny the first time he did it but now it's really fucking grinding on me


Also I don't have cancer - got the ultrasound today and the lump is just my lymph nodes. Also got my blood test results and I'm completely fine on that front too.
(that was another thing that pissed me off about my brother, as he kept trying to bet on what illnesses I might have when the blood test results came - like £20 on if I had diabetes. I know I don't have cancer now, but while i was actually worried about it a week ago, that was really fucking annoying and offensive)
User avatar #296508 to #296499 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
Ok, I'm a piece of shit, I know, but knowing your brother was betting on the illness you could have had is fucking hilarious.
#296510 to #296508 - tvfreakuk (07/24/2014) [-]
Shut it, you...
#296496 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
people who do nothing but sit on the internet all day yet complain about not having any friends or a relationship
User avatar #296502 to #296496 - indeedaleedoo (07/24/2014) [-]
Not even internet friends?
They must be a huge asshole.
User avatar #296552 to #296502 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm an asshole and I still have friends. I'd say being awkward to be around is better friendship prevention than being an asshole.
User avatar #296500 to #296496 - gorilladinn (07/24/2014) [-]
hi aark
User avatar #296495 - serhiy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how vile and hypercritical the little shit that i call my brother is.
#296483 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how bothersome my hair has become in the morning.   
I hate how the Destiny Beta crashes my xbox every 5 minutes.   
I hate how I'm a dumb shit who neglected to do laundry so I have to wear jeans today.
I hate how bothersome my hair has become in the morning.
I hate how the Destiny Beta crashes my xbox every 5 minutes.
I hate how I'm a dumb shit who neglected to do laundry so I have to wear jeans today.
User avatar #296506 to #296483 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
cut it off and grow a penis
User avatar #296527 to #296506 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
talking shit about long hair you fairy fuck?
User avatar #296532 to #296527 - conquistafag (07/24/2014) [-]
long hair is fucking awful, and I'm speaking from experience
User avatar #296533 to #296532 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
it looked good on me
User avatar #296528 to #296527 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
long hair is only nice in movies
User avatar #296529 to #296528 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
do our "home movies" count or nah?
User avatar #296530 to #296529 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
maybe
User avatar #296487 to #296483 - volero (07/24/2014) [-]
I move so much at night that when I wake up my hair is going fucking everywhere.
Destiny beta is pretty damn fun. Though it's only entertaining for a little while.
User avatar #296489 to #296487 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
This shit box can't even run GTAV, I don't know wheat I expected.
User avatar #296490 to #296489 - volero (07/24/2014) [-]
It's a ploy to get you to buy and Xbox One.
User avatar #296471 - dlman (07/24/2014) [-]
www.facebook.com/nakashima.fujimori.9/about

this kid
i hate this fucking kid
User avatar #296488 to #296471 - volero (07/24/2014) [-]
At least his cat is sotra cute.
#296479 to #296471 - leonhardt (07/24/2014) [-]
There's a face only a mother could love.
User avatar #296473 to #296471 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
broken link son.
User avatar #296477 to #296473 - Darianvincent ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
It's not for me, but I wish I hadn't clicked it.
#296467 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
Is this how low america has sunk? we're letting mexicans continue gay little conspiracy theories about video game consoles?
User avatar #296491 to #296467 - targaryren (07/24/2014) [-]
what would you want america to do about it?
User avatar #296591 to #296491 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
liberate them from their shitty opinions.
User avatar #296498 to #296491 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
Invade them, obviously.
User avatar #296474 to #296467 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
God, their writing styles are all really annoying. It's like punctuation took a shit on them.
User avatar #296475 to #296474 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
you should check out things on yahoo. it's just terrible.
User avatar #296476 to #296475 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
Yahoo comments are on par with YouTube comments on my nope counter.
User avatar #296468 to #296467 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
Right. So, one, their names are Spanish. They're not necesarily Mexicans nor necesarily live in America. Could be the case, but it's equally possible that they're Spaniards who speak English or something similar.
Two. They are kind of right, Microsoft said they reserve the right to use any information Kinect. Which doens't meant spying because the kinect's too retarded to do that, but if it heard you say "pizza" then it would subtly try to display adds about Domino's offers and so on. And while not capable of taking a quality video, kinect is capable of scaning the room at a very low resolution -so low that it's incapable of registering your face-, which was -presumably anyway- to be implemented with the advertisement feature so it could tell you about Pepsi contests and such if it saw a Pepsi can in the room. So it did -and presumably does- watch you, but more to sell you shit from shady corporations than to sell your shit to shady corporations.
User avatar #296470 to #296468 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
1. I thought that too.

2. Still they're implying that it's literally made to spy on you, full blown NSA shit, That microsoft actually gives a shit about what you say or do outside of gaming and shit.
User avatar #296469 to #296468 - thebestpieever (07/24/2014) [-]
any information Kinect gathers*
#296462 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
Sick trolls m8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5mkKMiPtes

her hair makes me want to vomit. It's like a shaggy sewer rat was dipped into a mcdonalds deep fryer and then was super glooed to the dyke version of deadmau5.
User avatar #296466 to #296462 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, I guess people won't automatically associate British accents with intelligence from now on, right?
User avatar #296463 to #296462 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
ewwww shes nast
User avatar #296458 - EdwardNigma (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate you beyond all possible measure, Griffith University, for putting me through this shitty shit.
Macquarie master race.
#296454 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
mras and feminists arguing at u of t mra event I just watched this video after however long it's been around, and...just jesus christ she's infuriating, she has got to be more evil than Emperor Palpatine, I honestly never thought i'd see the day where someone is that much of an asshole.

Also, Take a shot every time she says "Shut the fuck up", "Fuckface", "Patriarchy", or just fuck in general.
User avatar #296497 to #296454 - thesoulless (07/24/2014) [-]
There used to be a version of this video that started during the men's rights seminar before her minions pulled the fire alarm.
User avatar #296494 to #296454 - alexanderburns (07/24/2014) [-]
That's the city I live in
#296481 to #296454 - thechosentroll (07/24/2014) [-]
I'd rather not get alcohol poisoning.
#296456 to #296454 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS FEMINAZI BULLSHIT HERE.
I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THIS FEMINAZI BULLSHIT HERE.
#296457 to #296456 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
Maybe...you don't want to get away from it. maybe it's calling you back to the womb, to nestle you and cradle you, while it gives you the sour milk of it's fruity bosom. as it begs for your seed to fill it creating a new abomination as horrible as the love child of satan, hitler, and emperor palpatine. bringing with it the dawn of a new age.
Maybe...you don't want to get away from it. maybe it's calling you back to the womb, to nestle you and cradle you, while it gives you the sour milk of it's fruity bosom. as it begs for your seed to fill it creating a new abomination as horrible as the love child of satan, hitler, and emperor palpatine. bringing with it the dawn of a new age.
#296460 to #296457 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
User avatar #296461 to #296460 - huntergriff (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
#296453 - furiousmarshmellow (07/24/2014) [-]
>Boy! I wonder what's on the front page today!"
>Go to look
>Fat tumblr feminazi post #5302731
>Exit from front page
User avatar #296507 to #296453 - aoeui (07/24/2014) [-]
I still enjoy laughing at them. pathetic people are great entertainment
User avatar #296504 to #296453 - freedomreturns (07/24/2014) [-]
But don't you know that it's such a prevalent and real problem that totally matters off the internet?
#296448 - epicscorpion (07/24/2014) [-]
That retarded phrase:

"Everything is toxic, the only question is dosage."

Yeah, no shit, if you put down 27 pints of shitty American beer of course you're going to piss yourself dead. But that doesn't make it toxic. Toxic chemicals and compounds all have detrimental effects that directly negatively affect cells, tussies, organs, and systems. I want to slap whoever parrots this asinine quote, starting with the fuckface who coined it.
#296459 to #296448 - plumpbooty (07/24/2014) [-]
"Everything is toxic, the only question is dosage."

Now slap me, slap me hard.
#296449 to #296448 - epicscorpion (07/24/2014) [-]
Fucking, tussies
#296442 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
Did you guys know that your government is literally Hitler?

This news outlet subsidized by Vladimir Putin told me so.
#296440 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate retarded stoners
#296485 to #296440 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
tfw league name is 420Blaziken
User avatar #296523 to #296485 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
You should add me and we can play ur a gurl gamer and thats really cool :3
User avatar #296524 to #296523 - megavoir (07/24/2014) [-]
fuck off
this is mine
User avatar #296534 to #296526 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
what about it
User avatar #296480 to #296440 - dalokan (07/24/2014) [-]
I remember I got paired with two guys whose names were kushcrusader and dankmagician.

They were pretty good actually, just nothing special.
User avatar #296444 to #296440 - clavatninenine (07/24/2014) [-]
I bet he plays Teemo.
User avatar #296446 to #296444 - bladeboy (07/24/2014) [-]
DAE HATE TEEMO>>>>>>???????
User avatar #296535 to #296446 - majormayor (07/24/2014) [-]
DAE post Reddit terms and phrases on FunnuJunk?
User avatar #296450 to #296446 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
He mains Aatrox what do you expect?
User avatar #296447 to #296446 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
Stoner joke because mushrooms
User avatar #296441 to #296440 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this Amumu I got matched with that played like a retard. All he kept saying is "Sorry guys wake and bake plus league doesn't work XD".
User avatar #296432 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how natural selection 2 is going down the shitter and it could all be fixed by add more official servers with more variety as there are like 8 and they are all 22 man. I like to play on 16 or 18 man servers and there are like 4 European ones. Literally every time I start up the game I either have to join one that's empty and has to fill up or wait in a queue that takes for god damned ever. I stopped playing for a few months recently because of the issue and I'm sure others were doing it then and are doing it now.
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User avatar #296424 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I hate how I've always wanted to get into dota/lol as I've seen people play them and they look fun but then I see the awful community and think "if I want to talk about the game with people online it will have to be with these guys" and decide against it. Also I have to grind to some bullshit level before I can actually play the real game.
User avatar #296464 to #296424 - averagewhitekid (07/24/2014) [-]
I enjoy the Dota community
I just always stay friendly and I usually end up making everyone else friendly
I can't really do that in league though since the players get super pissy in the first 5 minutes
User avatar #296431 to #296424 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
I play Dota 2, and the community can be awful at times.

But it can also be cool, honestly. I've seen people joke around in allchat despite losing, 90% of the time they pause and wait for someone to reconnect when they disconnect, they can actually give helpful tips and be grateful if you carried the game.

And then there's the russians and flamers, but those can me muted.

And the game doesn't require grinding. You have to go through the tutorial and beginner's bracket, but that'll be over soon enough. Levels are just there to earn hats, nothing more.
User avatar #296435 to #296431 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I also just fear that these stories of people being god-damned awful at the game whilst you sit there and wish you were in a happier place and lose. I mean I won't be able to play comp with people I meet as soon as I start, I'll have to pub in an f2p game and get good, last time I did that was with tf2 but I was like 12 then. Now I know whats going on in video games and I won't have 2 years of not giving a shit to get good at the game to stand a chance in comp seriously with my friends. Niw I just don't give a shit in pibs and I'm one of those 2 people on each team that rekt everyone (Omg cherries is so good at tf2 he wins in pubs.)

Another game I recently started playing was PAYDAY 2 and whilst I have found m9s to do it with now I got tumours every other game from people losing it for the whole team every game and I worry about putting myself through it again but not against bots but against actual people who I can get competitive with.

I think I'm going to ask existing game friends to try out dota with me (as none of my friends play it, except my sister but knowing her she'd lose her patience with me) and see how it works out. Hopefully I can convince 4 others (which is enough for a whole team, right) and we can be retarded together.
User avatar #296438 to #296435 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
When someone is awful (which often means they're new), you, as a better player, can give them some tips on how to play better or just survive.

Also, if you want to learn the VERY basics, you can play bot games. The AI is pretty bad, but it makes it easier for you to see what's happening. Also, watch pros streams/vods. You can learn a ton by watching others play whille listening to them.

Also, this guide can be helpful to new players www.purgegamers.com/welcome-to-dota-you-suck . Purge is a pretty good Dota youtuber and you can watch videos of him playing different heroes and see how he's handling problems and playing the roles. www.youtube.com/user/PurgeGamers/featured
User avatar #296430 to #296424 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
I've found people on the dota/lol subreddit to be okay, but yeah people in game are pretty shit. You could always mute them.
Also I'm not positive about DotA, but you only need to play a couple bot games to play PvP on leeg.
User avatar #296436 to #296430 - teocherries (07/24/2014) [-]
I thought you had to be reach the max level (by playing in unranked games with people whoa re higher levels and have access to more abilities) before you could play ranked?
User avatar #296437 to #296436 - dumerveil (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, yes. You can't play ranked until level 30. Before that you can play blind pick or draft pick, which is pretty much just like ranked.
Its possible to get matched against people who are a higher level than you, but matchmaking is based on your skill level. The biggest advantage someone would have over you is a summoner spell or a few runes, but the you unlock the best summoner spell at level 12 and most people can't afford a rune page pre level 30.
#296423 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
blatantly biased propaganda films all claiming to be the "the truth"
User avatar #296478 to #296423 - stringfingerable (07/24/2014) [-]
Like the Zeitgeist movies?
User avatar #296472 to #296423 - youngneil (07/24/2014) [-]
There were videos talking about how the shooting at my school was part of a conspiracy started by Obama to take away our guns.
Needless to say, I was pissed.
User avatar #296428 to #296423 - volero (07/24/2014) [-]
Loose Change
User avatar #296429 to #296428 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
is that an idiom?
User avatar #296439 to #296429 - teoberry (07/24/2014) [-]
No, it's about the 9/11 conspiracy
User avatar #296505 to #296439 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
gotta watch that
User avatar #296426 to #296423 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
Or political internet boards claiming the same.
User avatar #296433 to #296426 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
internet boards i can handle, but its the youtube "documentary" videos and comments that are more annoying

you see one comment in favour of what the video is promoting, and you'll see it suspiciously being thumbed up into the hundreds whilst anything opposing it gets flagged as spam or is overpowered by opposing replies

User avatar #296434 to #296433 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
I agree with you. I hate when conspirators nest around in one video saying in the comments how they're the ones enlightened enough to know the truth.
User avatar #296413 - thesoulless (07/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Imgur+motivation/funny-pictures/5230989/

People are still buying this shitty gag
User avatar #296455 to #296413 - nefarian (07/24/2014) [-]
opwillsurelydeliver.jpg
User avatar #296425 to #296413 - lobselvith (07/24/2014) [-]
>All of these people wanting to see an overweight douche suck 800+ dicks

"Guys, wouldn't it be hilarious if OP actually sucked all those dicks? I mean, imagine all of the huge dicks and bulging veins in OP's mouth. Wouldn't that be so funny? All those pictures of OP sucking huge succulent cocks?"
#296384 - actuallymagikarp (07/24/2014) [-]
When you enter a hot car, and while you're putting on your seat belt, you accidentally touch the metal bit, and it burns the shit out of you
When you enter a hot car, and while you're putting on your seat belt, you accidentally touch the metal bit, and it burns the shit out of you
User avatar #296738 to #296384 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (07/25/2014) [-]
Getting into a car that's been sitting in the sun all day, and the car has leather seats. You have to sit down on them and burn your legs and arms and back if it's hot enough to go through the fabric.
User avatar #296420 to #296384 - lobselvith (07/24/2014) [-]
When the car has been sitting out in the sun, you get in and the air is so hot and thick that it's hard to breathe. That kills me every time.
User avatar #296391 to #296384 - saltyfries (07/24/2014) [-]
how about the fact that it's excruciatingly hard to breath in hot cars...
User avatar #296395 to #296391 - actuallymagikarp (07/24/2014) [-]
I just open all of the windows and drive for a minute; let's the air current do it's job :3
User avatar #296396 to #296395 - saltyfries (07/24/2014) [-]
yeah but for initial few minutes, it's bad... I need my a/c running at the same time to get the air cooled
User avatar #296389 to #296384 - masterboll (07/24/2014) [-]
nearly burnt my hand opening the car door today
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