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User avatar #259997 to #259969 - dalokan (05/13/2014) [-]
How much do i have to wait until that fucking elf gets R34'd
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User avatar #259981 to #259969 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
At the very least its self aware.
User avatar #259982 to #259981 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
I... is it?
User avatar #259984 to #259982 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
I think so.
I've been known to be wrong.
User avatar #259988 to #259984 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
I dunno man. I can believe the author is aware of what he's doing but the comic itself seems fairly invested in itself.
#259972 to #259969 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
What was the point of posting this link? do you hate the comic? please elaborate.
User avatar #259973 to #259972 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
Yes, I do hate the comic.
#259979 to #259973 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
I thought it was funny, if not cheesy. There's shittier things on FJ, to be sure.
User avatar #259980 to #259977 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
Because I think the only joke it has is stupid.
#259959 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate how I droped my psp and it broke.   
I got so mad I then punched a hole in the wall.   
hope nobody notices that I just covered it up with a cheap picture.
I hate how I droped my psp and it broke.
I got so mad I then punched a hole in the wall.
hope nobody notices that I just covered it up with a cheap picture.
User avatar #259993 to #259959 - rokkarokkaali (05/13/2014) [-]
I remember getting mad when I got stuck trying to go up that mountain place in Borderlands 2 that I punched a hole in the door. Parents didn't even notice the gaping hole until I told them about it.
User avatar #259999 to #259993 - ferrettamer (05/13/2014) [-]
#life in uganda
User avatar #259992 to #259959 - leonhardt (05/13/2014) [-]
I had one of the gen 1 PSPs
The fat one. Dropped it off of my 3rd story balcony.
Only got a chip in the L button.
User avatar #259971 to #259959 - megavoir ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
tfw i have a cool ass limited god of war edition psp and only have one game for it
it's not even god of war
#260004 to #259971 - megavoir ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
this one. have no idea where the fuck it is tho
User avatar #259961 to #259959 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
What kind of cardboard houses do all you people live in that you can punch holes in the walls?
#259962 to #259961 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
no, just drywall
User avatar #259963 to #259962 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
I suppose I've never tried to punch my wall. Probably hit a stud or something.
#259974 to #259963 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
Drywall is pretty weak and cheap as far as building materials go.
#259965 to #259963 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
But still, broken psp
User avatar #259966 to #259965 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
Punch the PSP for being so weak.
#259967 to #259966 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
hey that thing was durable, with how much i dropped it, im supprised it lasted as long as it did., got it 3 months after launch.
User avatar #259968 to #259967 - misticalz (05/12/2014) [-]
damn lol
User avatar #259948 - Shiny (05/12/2014) [-]
"3D women are pig disgusting, manipulative cunts that cheat on you for douchebags, my waifu would never betray me"

Are you even a little bit aware of how pathetic you sound?
#260080 to #259948 - teoyuppie (05/13/2014) [-]
"I fucked your whore of a waifu."
User avatar #259994 to #259948 - wallbuilder (05/13/2014) [-]
There was this one article where some dude got friendzoned by his waifu... that was funny.
User avatar #259960 to #259948 - dumerveil (05/12/2014) [-]
They're not serious, right?
#259975 to #259960 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
I don't think I've ever seen someone say that seriously/
User avatar #259998 to #259975 - dalokan (05/13/2014) [-]
go to /a/

or wizardchan
User avatar #259958 to #259948 - herblegerble (05/12/2014) [-]
I fucking hate weeaboos or otakus or whatever they're called.
User avatar #259954 to #259948 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
I really, really can't believe there are actual people like that out there.
User avatar #259950 to #259948 - megavoir ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
people are actually serious when they say 3DPD?
what the fuck
#259976 to #259950 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
what does that even mean
User avatar #259978 to #259976 - megavoir ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
"3 Dimensional Pig Disgusting"
#259983 to #259978 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #259951 to #259950 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I blame /a/.
User avatar #259943 - cycloneclone (05/12/2014) [-]
people who are constantly eating food in class
plus they always eat it in the loudest, most obnoxious way possible
User avatar #259936 - ferrettamer (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate when people throw games to make you feel better. Nigga, I can tell you are losing on purpose and it just makes me feel worse than if you were destroying me
User avatar #259927 - chaosfanatic ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Fuck, they were. Time to kill myself.
User avatar #259921 - chaosfanatic ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I swear, if /co/ was right about Jake's tail joining the circus. I'll hate that board for spoiling the episode.
User avatar #259934 to #259921 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
lol I'm on there too right now.
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User avatar #260212 to #259915 - Conquistador (05/13/2014) [-]
Go back to fb.
User avatar #259952 to #259915 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Aren't you Catholic?
User avatar #260256 to #259952 - instalation ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I am
User avatar #260337 to #260256 - majormayor ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Somehow I remembered that little fact from years ago.
#260081 to #259952 - teoyuppie (05/13/2014) [-]
Not anymore if they're gay. Deus Vult.
User avatar #259946 to #259915 - roliga (05/12/2014) [-]
>being in a relationship with someone you hate

Are you by any chance in high school?
User avatar #259955 to #259946 - instalation ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
College.
But I hate him a bit today.
#259918 to #259915 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
He is an awfully bad lay.
User avatar #259917 to #259915 - rokkarokkaali (05/12/2014) [-]
I fucking know right?????
User avatar #259914 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate that I'm not getting my copy of Michael Jackson's Xcape 'till around the 23 because my order got messed up somehow.
User avatar #259919 to #259914 - shibe ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
man i hope i create so much music that when i die someone can gather some songs and release them as an album and it would still be at least decent
#259942 to #259919 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
so then I assume the album is something like a compilation of songs that weren't heard widely?
#259985 to #259944 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
Like, what is that CD you were talking about.
User avatar #259987 to #259985 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
A posthumous studio album.
#259989 to #259987 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
Mhm, I was asking if - since that's what it is, if it was just a collection of songs that aren't really known. Like how some artists release albums of "rare" material; except in this case, someone would be doing it for the artist.
I don't care too much, but I was curious.
User avatar #259990 to #259989 - thebestpieever (05/13/2014) [-]
I can't decipher your ramblings, I'm sorry m8.
User avatar #259924 to #259919 - dalokan (05/12/2014) [-]
Not likely
User avatar #259925 to #259924 - shibe ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
ya i'd never create anything decent ;-;
User avatar #259939 to #259925 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
Someday, like, in 50 years you'll stumble upon something kinda sorta cool.
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User avatar #259907 - damianblu (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate that everyone on tumblr thinks I'm a racist sexist bastard just because I'm a white guy and no matter what I ever do I'll still be a racist sexist bastard in their eyes.
User avatar #259910 to #259907 - thebestpieever (05/12/2014) [-]
Well, good thing they think I'm a sexist racist bastard because I am a sexist racist bastard.
User avatar #259911 to #259910 - damianblu (05/12/2014) [-]
Damn women right? They're so rude with all those accusations. Just like them blacks. And the mexicoans.
User avatar #259920 to #259911 - rokkarokkaali (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate women and hispanics because I never had a mother figure in my life and my father figure was hispanic and he beat me now i'm a sexist racist bastard
User avatar #259909 to #259907 - damianblu (05/12/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure I could probably open a home for minority women that charges them no rent and treats them fantastically and they'd probably say that the only reason I did it was to make them feel like less than they are and display my superiority over them as a white male.
Or that I just did it to show that white men can do anything they want.
Radical SJW's are weird.
#259902 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate this board
#259904 to #259902 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
You make a lot of original jokes I bet. Like this gem.
User avatar #259895 - jadewest (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate that my parents got pissed off at me getting 1 C whilst the rest of my grades where B's and two A's
User avatar #260084 to #259895 - teoyuppie (05/13/2014) [-]
16 All Time Honor Roll Student in School. Step up.
User avatar #259912 to #259895 - dumbassvtwo (05/12/2014) [-]
Well you're doing better than me.
Ill probably end up getting like all D's 1 C and a B
User avatar #259901 to #259895 - foreveranonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
>not having 4/4 F's
Step it up
User avatar #259896 to #259895 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
Git gud
C is for Casual.
User avatar #259900 to #259896 - rebornpooper (05/12/2014) [-]
Fuckhead
Dipshit
Casual
Bloak
Asian
User avatar #259897 to #259896 - jadewest (05/12/2014) [-]
pls
it's only religious studies so it doesn't actually go towards my end of senior year marks
User avatar #259899 to #259897 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
Bro do you even praise?
User avatar #259916 to #259899 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
>this coming from that one atheist nigga
User avatar #259945 to #259916 - rebornpooper (05/12/2014) [-]
Atheism doesn't mean the same as not having a religion, it's only a question of if a deity is involved.
User avatar #259949 to #259945 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
Oh. Right.
User avatar #259892 - dumbassvtwo (05/12/2014) [-]
Fucking all this stress on exams.

"AWW SHIET NIGGA YER FUKIN EXAMS ARE CUMIN UP. BETTER FUKIN REVISE"

Exams dont test your knowledge its a fucking memory game
User avatar #259947 to #259892 - wallbuilder (05/12/2014) [-]
Pretty testing your knowledge is exactly what exams do. But, I'm being a Jew, I know what you mean. They don't test intelligence or measure success.
#259928 to #259892 - donated (05/12/2014) [-]
Im glad someone said it. I dont know how to do half the shit in exams. I just remembered them for a week. Kicking it out and putting in the memory of that one time I saw a cat.
User avatar #259931 to #259928 - dumbassvtwo (05/12/2014) [-]
It's bullshit.
I dont see how our exam grades. Which are basically rating how well we can remember shit. Can influence our lives. Its 100% bullshit.
#259935 to #259931 - donated (05/12/2014) [-]
I dont agree to that extent.
As much as it dosent seem like it. I learned that 2+2 = 4 and thats improved my life in terms of getting shit on Items board.
User avatar #259940 to #259935 - dumbassvtwo (05/12/2014) [-]
I dont really bother with items which is another thing i dislike.
#259953 to #259940 - donated (05/12/2014) [-]
Eh. I was just trying to make a point. Items are worthless things anyways.
User avatar #259891 - thesoulless ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
What's up with the new Avril Lavigne song?
The first couple lines are literally:

You're awesome, hello,
cute, cute

And then it's just a bunch of stuff about a slumber party and being friends, in a place that looks like it could be in japan, and the chorus is just "hello kitty" over and over, even though I didn't see hello kitty anywhere in that video although maybe I missed it. It sounded a little too much like gangam style, imo.

Also, skrillex's hair cut does not look good on her.

I am honestly surprised that people in Japan (or anywhere) actually liked this shit. I never thought it was possible, but this is actually worse than anything they put on mtv. or Much or whatever shitty music video channel my sister turns on every morning.
User avatar #259889 - conquistafag (05/12/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Scared+Brony/funny-pictures/5137904/14#14
*a few months ago*
"fuck you trolls, kill yourselves, YOU ARE RUINING THIS SITE, lol thumb him gais"

*now*
"HE IS A GOD AMONG MEN, TAKE MY RED THUMB YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD SIR"

FUCK THIS SITE
User avatar #259893 to #259889 - thesoulless ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
This is exactly why Admin need to start banning people for no reason again.
User avatar #259880 - thesoulless ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
www.evolvefish.com/fish/index.html

So that sandy hook conspiracy story linked me to this. Spreading euphoria since 1993.
User avatar #259956 to #259880 - megavoir ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
www.evolvefish.com/fish/product5925.html
this is pretty neato not gonna lie
User avatar #259879 - metacobalion (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate everyone that likes a thing that I hate.
#259932 to #259879 - donated (05/12/2014) [-]
I like everyone that hates a thing you like.
#259871 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
I hate the shitty bathrooms we have at school.
There is pee everywhere, on the floor. on the toilet seat, on the flush handle, sometimes people pee ON the toilet paper roll.
They take a massive shit and leave it for no reason.
And one time, all the boys were called into a meeting.
Apparently someone smeared shit all over the toilet stall and they wanted a confession.
User avatar #259922 to #259871 - rokkarokkaali (05/12/2014) [-]
People smear shit over the doors here too. I don't blame em though, I had to leave early and walk home because I had to take a shit I had the liquid shits. I didn't make it in time. because there's no toilet paper
#259923 to #259922 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
I sneak into the teachers bathroom when i need too
User avatar #259926 to #259923 - rokkarokkaali (05/12/2014) [-]
I don't think there are teachers' bathrooms here. Or if they are they're only accessible through the teachers' lounge
#259933 to #259926 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
It's small, there is just one toilet aganst a wall, no sink
User avatar #259894 to #259871 - dumbassvtwo (05/12/2014) [-]
Same with my school. Piss everywhere. It fucking stinks as well because no one flushes. But what can you expect from stupid chavy teenagers.
#259873 to #259871 - misanthrizzle (05/12/2014) [-]
we have all that here, and in one there isn't a drain in the floor and the floor is concave so that it all meets down in the middle of the room, so people love to flood the floor with an inch of piss, which I set my backpack down in on the first day of school
#259876 to #259873 - theeffingpyroo (05/12/2014) [-]
Honestly, these people have the accuracy of a child shooting a SAW
#259867 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
"Physically punishing your children isn't abuse."

Try doing the same shit to an adult and see how long it is before police are involved.
User avatar #259881 to #259867 - thechosentroll (05/12/2014) [-]
I think a kid should be hit at least once by an adult. Doesn't have to be the parent. Just to teach it that if you push things too hard, you get the shit slapped out of you. Valuable life lesson. You'd be surprised how many of the people who were never hit as kids end up shot or stabbed, because they never developed that healthy fear of consequences.
#259887 to #259881 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/12/2014) [-]
That a pretty big jump in logic from childhood mistakes to adults getting killed.
User avatar #259898 to #259887 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
How does one "jump in logic"?
User avatar #259888 to #259887 - thechosentroll (05/12/2014) [-]
Adults? A guy at my school got stabbed because of that shit. Some of them don't SURVIVE to become fucking adults.
User avatar #259877 to #259867 - leonhardt (05/12/2014) [-]
Lol, an adult that was spanked as a child would know better.
#259875 to #259867 - babybeel (05/12/2014) [-]
Hitting should be a last resort. If you have to hit all the time, in my opinion, it looks like you've lost control. However, hitting sometimes is the only way to get through to the child which is why it should be the very last option.
User avatar #259872 to #259867 - fargfive (05/12/2014) [-]
It's basically easy mode for parenting.
You don't have to bother actually trying to make the child understand why what they did was wrong and why they shouldn't do it again, you've just gotta make them associate doing something you don't like with pain.
User avatar #259870 to #259867 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2014) [-]
Also, enjoy that 2000 character wall of text.
User avatar #259869 to #259867 - darksideofthebeast (05/12/2014) [-]
I think you should only hit your children if they do something REALLY bad that you never want them to do it again.

Like, my mom never hit me for much, but my dad did it all the time.
Funny thing is, my dad is a dickbag. So I kinda agree with you anon.
But the thing is, an adult is a bit different.
We don't punish adults the same way, we lock them up. We don't hit them because it will just make them despise us and dislike us.

But kids, ONE hit is alright if they do something bad. I do not agree with beating your children with a belt either. I believe that should be considered child abuse.
I got it once and feared it since. Fuck that.
I think one smack on the butt that will make them tear up and think about what they did is good enough. The problem is, if you hit your kids too much, they hate you and turn out to be freaks. If you hit them to little, they turn into BOTDF fans twas a joke little shits that don't respect anyone else.

But, if you hit your kid the right amount, they will learn to understand what it means, that it means they did something wrong. And it will make them straighten up more.

[spoiler] My father used to say that "We might not like him, but we'll respect him." When he would spank us insanely hard. Then we all grew up to hate him. And I grew up with a healthy relationship with my mother because she would only spank me when I did something really wrong, other than that. She would sit me down and talk to me like an adult about it. And I appreciated that a lot more than getting beat. So I think in the end, you should talk to your child and find out why they're upset or doing stuff wrong. Not just beat them and tell them "NO!" then walk away. If I ever have kids, they will not be hit by me, they will be spanked by my wife. As a man, I don't think it's right to hit your kids anyways, you can underestimate your strength. But a mother feels a bond between her and her child.so she won't go as hard[spoiler]
User avatar #259868 to #259867 - majormayor ONLINE (05/12/2014) [-]
I see a very spirited discussion in the future.
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