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User avatar #332660 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
Such a calming day.
Then my mum and sister got home.

Pretty much it's my dads birthday on Monday, my mum is having a dinner out with all of us and some of their friends, my sister thinks it'll be a bit awkward since we'll be the only two teenager/"young adults" there. My mums making a big deal out of it and jfc.
User avatar #332659 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
I want to go back and slap right in the phase whatever bored, old Victorian bloke decided costume sex would be fun and spawned a horrible idea in society. It's not, it's not even as good as regular sex. It's just uncomfortable, and unwieldy, and zippers go everywhere, and God! it just blows.
User avatar #332680 to #332659 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
I am glad to see you took my advice
User avatar #332684 to #332682 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Getting in that sister
#332694 to #332684 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Who says I needed your advice for that?
User avatar #332668 to #332659 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Always use velcro for sex.
User avatar #332678 to #332668 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
But velcro's "Zchiiiiiiiiiiik" is thousands of times more satisfying than sex.
User avatar #332667 to #332659 - dalokan (11/01/2014) [-]
Costume sex?
User avatar #332679 to #332667 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
You get two costumes from a store and then make them fuck each other.
User avatar #332666 to #332659 - nefarian (11/01/2014) [-]
Don't bring religion into this
User avatar #332658 - wallbuilder (11/01/2014) [-]
When you're farming something for a drop and it doesn't come... that's just the worst thing ever... I should have 5 of the fucking item by now... why does this shit happen...
User avatar #332797 to #332658 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
>tfw farming the final boss of borderlands for days just for shits and giggles and not getting a single orange
User avatar #332798 to #332797 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
borderlands 2 to be frank
User avatar #332869 to #332798 - wallbuilder (11/02/2014) [-]
That's what I'm doing. I'm farming the four rats in Bloodshot stronghold, trying to get a Storm front. Sometimes, from the right angle, money looks like a legendary. Life is cruel.
User avatar #332912 to #332869 - rokkarokkaali (11/02/2014) [-]
Just wait until the loot spews out and an orange gets stuck under a rock.
User avatar #332913 to #332912 - wallbuilder (11/02/2014) [-]
Infinite rage. Before they patched the warrior, I lost 2 legendaries to it falling on them.
#332705 to #332658 - donated (11/01/2014) [-]
Solo farming mounts in WoW.

Just fucking drop ye damn mounts. I want my ugly dragonhawk so I can show others I worked my ass off for an ugly piece of shit.
User avatar #332681 to #332658 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
>Dark Souls 2
User avatar #332670 to #332657 - nimba (11/01/2014) [-]
Isn't #5 essentially the same as women folk with their tits more or less out?
User avatar #332656 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
>During a test, question asks about thigh nerves and shit
>test is in french
>the term "cuisse" comes by and I'm like cuisse is french for hip not thigh
>So i write "No this nerve is not for cuisse"
>Go back home, taking out the trash
>Brain tells me "dude, cuisse is thigh"


So apparently I knew the word but for some reason I forgot it during the exam.
Why do I remember important stuff in the wrong time.
User avatar #332654 - hauntzor (11/01/2014) [-]
Apparently "fuckboy" is AAVE (African American Vernacular English) so non-black people aren't allowed to say it

How bout I say what I want, you fuckin' dicks.
User avatar #332664 to #332654 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
That's too many gentilics in one phrase.
User avatar #332734 to #332664 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
I just call it nigganeese for short.
User avatar #332641 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
LISTEN UP

I'm doing a small poll and I'd very much like your opinions, since you random people and shit. So yeah be cool and help me out.

The question is: Do you think that the dentist should be considered a doctor? Justify.
User avatar #332735 to #332641 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
No, they're medical workers, but nor doctors. Like nurses.
User avatar #332736 to #332735 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Did you chose your name and your text color to specifically look like me?
User avatar #332738 to #332736 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Also I'm way more pretend internet famous-er than you. It'd make more sense for you to be immitating me.
User avatar #332740 to #332738 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Nigga I came first
#332741 to #332740 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
3 months before I did and what have you achieved in that time? I've got more comment and content thumbs, I'm a higher rank, I'm better known, people recognize me, I was one of the first mods and I'm a way bigger fag. Step up, bitch.
3 months before I did and what have you achieved in that time? I've got more comment and content thumbs, I'm a higher rank, I'm better known, people recognize me, I was one of the first mods and I'm a way bigger fag. Step up, bitch.
User avatar #332750 to #332741 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
You can say that you're more famous and you're right. But I came first son, I'm a prime.
User avatar #332737 to #332736 - thechosentroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Nah, did it for this. www.funnyjunk.com/hating/332733#332733 I've got 9 weeks (now 8) worth of colored text. May as well use some of it.
User avatar #332739 to #332737 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh... i thought you idolized me...
#332719 to #332641 - epicscorpion (11/01/2014) [-]
What the hell would they be, if not a doctor?
User avatar #332720 to #332719 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
a dentist
User avatar #332692 to #332641 - dumerveil (11/01/2014) [-]
Maaaan teeth and gum health can be related to things like cardiovascular health. Don't play around with that shit yo.
Also when I was really young my dentist was able to identify I had an ear infection during a standard check up and prescribe me medicine. As you might expect, I wasn't there to get my ear checked. He knew his shit.
User avatar #332671 to #332641 - nimba (11/01/2014) [-]
sure; shitty, specialised doctors but whatever
User avatar #332673 to #332671 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
HAH! why sitty?
User avatar #332674 to #332673 - nimba (11/01/2014) [-]
because they know like 1/100th of what a regular doctor is expected to know
User avatar #332669 to #332641 - dalokan (11/01/2014) [-]
Yes.

Teeth relate to health, so of course they're doctors if they can make them healthy
User avatar #332663 to #332641 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
teeth
User avatar #332662 to #332641 - finblob (11/01/2014) [-]
yeah
they throat doctors
User avatar #332661 to #332641 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Eh, sure. They're there to take care of your mouth's health, right? I've never used one, because my teeth are, as described by a dentist, perfect, but I'm pretty sure they come in handy.
User avatar #332665 to #332661 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
This is the first good thing about you. congrats, you're not a total wreck
User avatar #332676 to #332665 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Oh, I ensure you I am a completely unhealthy mess of a man. The only good thing about me is being handsome.
User avatar #332653 to #332641 - spaceturtlecadet (11/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, they prescribe stuff which is what doctors do
#332650 to #332641 - donated (11/01/2014) [-]
If they give you stuff to help prevent gum disease or what not. That is considered Medicine and medicine are prescribed by Doctors. Therefore a dentist is a doctor in my opinion
User avatar #332649 to #332641 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Are they not considered doctors?
Because, yeah, I'd say so.
User avatar #332651 to #332649 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
can you explain why?
User avatar #332652 to #332651 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Well, doctors usually prevent diseases, and heal injured/sick people, right?
Dentists do that, just, they focus primarily on the mouth and shit.
User avatar #332642 to #332641 - puggerugger (11/01/2014) [-]
Well if he has a PHD in medicine/dentistry sure.

We consider gynaecologists, dermatologists and opticians doctors who just specialise in a field, so I don't see why a dentist should be seen differently
User avatar #332643 to #332642 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
Normally I shouldn't discuss, but the other medical professions you listed have to study general medicine before their specialty. whereas dentists don't, or at least they don't go as deep.
User avatar #332645 to #332643 - puggerugger (11/01/2014) [-]
I still think they should be considered doctors
User avatar #332646 to #332645 - thegrohltroll (11/01/2014) [-]
thank you for your participation
User avatar #332647 to #332646 - puggerugger (11/01/2014) [-]
nytime bae
User avatar #332640 - puggerugger (11/01/2014) [-]
D4NNY - Goodbye (Official Music Video)


I hate going away from everyone for long periods of time, song is very easy to relate to
User avatar #332675 to #332640 - volero (11/01/2014) [-]
And then he killed himself.
#332636 - spaceturtlecadet (11/01/2014) [-]
trying to be sneaky at night so nobody wakes up
>every fucking joint in your body clicks and pops
>the floorboards go crazy
>you kick some shit on the floor in the dark and stub your toe
User avatar #332655 to #332636 - hauntzor (11/01/2014) [-]
>trying to microwave something quietly so no one wakes up
>every fucking button beeps when you press it
>microwave beeps when done
>hit stop button ahead of time so it doesn't do that and it beeps one more time anyway

fuck microwaves
User avatar #332899 to #332655 - microwaves (11/02/2014) [-]
Fuck you too.
#332635 - tvfreakuk (11/01/2014) [-]
This guy that lives with the guys I hang out with now, gets seriously fucking shitfaced almost every night
The other night he was drunk as fuck, and on MD, and he was trying to cook noodles.
He put the pot on the hob with nothing in, and when we told him, he just put the noodles straight in with no water, had it on for about a minute and then just started to fucking chew into the dry noodles, and he was chewing it open mouthed and it was fucking disgusting.
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User avatar #332624 - plumpbooty (11/01/2014) [-]
The word 'inspiring' needs to be purged from the earth.
User avatar #332623 - rokkarokkaali (11/01/2014) [-]
I fucking hate how both Oblivion and Morrowind stopped working for me at the same time. That was the only thing I wanted to do this weekend since it doesn't require an internet connection. Why do apps just stop working randomly?
#332618 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
none of History Channel's original shows are about actual "History"
also the other 80% of their programming is "hur Hitler and Nazis are evil"
I want to learn more about history that isn't WW2 and the holocaust
I fucking hate you
User avatar #332713 to #332618 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Buy this www.amazon.com/The-Makers-Rome-Penguin-Classics/dp
Read about BASED Tiberius and Gaius Gracchus.
User avatar #332639 to #332618 - wcpapier ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
then go read a book or go on the internet for info instead, tv is all about ratings and ww2 is a good way to get them
#332628 to #332618 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
There's something on about Reagan right now.
#332629 to #332628 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
I am watching it actually
I am watching it actually
User avatar #332605 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
That new Ouija movie sucks, by the way. Like, it's soooooooooooooo shit, you don't even know.
User avatar #332620 to #332605 - dalokan (11/01/2014) [-]
That's what you get for watching heathen bullshit
User avatar #332677 to #332620 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Kinda weird how seeing a movie has punishment but not sleeping with several women in the house of god.
User avatar #332898 to #332677 - dalokan (11/02/2014) [-]
You do too
User avatar #332617 to #332605 - lobselvith (11/01/2014) [-]
I actually laughed at the bathroom scene in the theater because it made no goddamn sense.

Also, I can't not judge you for expecting the movie to be anything else other than pure unsaturated shit.
User avatar #332607 to #332605 - Decode (11/01/2014) [-]
I thought it was great, especially how it seemed like it was over within like an hour .

LEGIT SPOILERS: It's shit

you must stahp me mum!

jk i lied fucker, is rly evil sis! ehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Then that bullshit fucking hero stunt from her friend at the final moment, seriously what the fuck
#332606 to #332605 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
well if it's bad then maybe I could watch it
well if it's bad then maybe I could watch it
#332594 - anonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
What the fuck is this Frannie Gunk shit?
#332571 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
There is way too much Platinum faggotry going on here.   
 there all better
There is way too much Platinum faggotry going on here.
there all better
#332596 to #332571 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Holy shit, I guess there's actually way too much Platinum faggotry going on here.
#332593 to #332571 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Shitposts? On Platinum's board? How dare you?
#332598 to #332597 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
Come on, Punk, make my day. I'mma beat the ever loving shit outta you.
#332599 to #332598 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
that's not how the scene goes
that's not how the scene goes
#332600 to #332599 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
You just say that because you can't keep up with my mad improv skills.
You just say that because you can't keep up with my mad improv skills.
#332601 to #332600 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
"Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrims"
"Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrims"
#332603 to #332602 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
it's from family guy
peter and the gang do a stand up show and all peter does is pretend to be john wayne and say something something, pilgrims
#332604 to #332603 - thebestpieever (11/01/2014) [-]
I'm 2cool2watch TV.
#332558 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
there is way too much Platinum faggotry going on   
 there I fixed the missing word, the grammar, and gave Platinum a capital letter since it's a name
there is way too much Platinum faggotry going on
there I fixed the missing word, the grammar, and gave Platinum a capital letter since it's a name
#332568 to #332558 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
You forgot to capitalize the first letter of the sentence and you forgot to put a period at the end. Kidding, at least it's understandable now.
#332570 to #332568 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
you realize you are forcing me to do it again now, right?
you realize you are forcing me to do it again now, right?

User avatar #332572 to #332570 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
Well, I said I was kidding. Although, I do remember you telling me you can't read spoilers a long time ago.
User avatar #332576 to #332574 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
Yep. If I knew you were going to make another post then I wouldn't have said anything - or at the very least, wouldn't put it in a spoiler.
#332554 - princessren (11/01/2014) [-]
there is way to platinum faggorty going on here
there is way to platinum faggorty going on here
User avatar #332634 to #332554 - alexanderburns ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
clearly retarded
User avatar #332557 to #332554 - foreveranonymous (11/01/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, you butchered the everlasting fuck out of that sentence
User avatar #332555 to #332554 - fistfireace (11/01/2014) [-]
I think you're missing a word in that sentence.
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