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#285403 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
Just for some background, I work in the electronics/toys department at Target It's not even that I hate my job or the people I work for, because they're pretty chill. It is the absolute morons that I interact with (ie. Guests/Customers/Cunts/Ingrates/Whatever else you want to call those fuckups) that make each and every shift I have to endure a living hell. I literally feel the life being sucked out of me the second I step through the door each day. I'll give you guys an example just to show you what I mean:
#285404 to #285403 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
So it's 9:59pm and the store closes at 10, when I see some bitch marching down the aisle towards me. I turn my back, curse under my breath, and prepare to engage this shitlord. "Hi, can I help you find any-" "Where are the toys for his age?" as she points to her little brat. I show her where we keep the cheap, plastic, pieces of shit we call children's toys where she proceeds to take almost ten minutes deciding which little piece of junk is suitable for her spawn. While this is taking place, my manager informs me that the registers up front are closing and the guests need to hurry up. I inform the "guests" of this, to which she replies with a look of disgust, which I return with interest. She turns on the spot and leaves without even checking to make sure her kids are following as I imagine beating her to a pulp in my head.
User avatar #285392 - subtard (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate that all my friends are away this summer and I have no job yet. So I'm stuck killing time every damn day.
#285393 to #285392 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Stab Time magazines.
User avatar #285399 to #285393 - freedomreturns (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll stab time your magazine
User avatar #285385 - bladeboy (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate retards on steam who think my name is serious
User avatar #285390 to #285385 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Is it gamer girl?
User avatar #285510 to #285390 - bladeboy (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #285387 to #285385 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
what's your name senpai~
User avatar #285517 to #285387 - bladeboy (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #285520 to #285517 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
no 420? I'm disappointed.
User avatar #285551 to #285520 - bladeboy (07/01/2014) [-]
Too long
User avatar #285569 to #285551 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
das wut ur mum sed!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
User avatar #285388 to #285387 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
not serious
User avatar #285391 to #285388 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
He's Regulus.
User avatar #285389 to #285388 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
thanks bae
User avatar #285369 - nefarian (07/01/2014) [-]
Cyanide & Happiness - Sinking Ship The comments here, holy shit.
#285373 to #285369 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Are these people serious?

Women and children go first, it's always been like that. But everyone should make there best effort to save everyone in a life or death situation.
Then in the end you decide if you have to.
User avatar #285374 to #285373 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
I disagree. I think I should be first. Then the people I like. Then attractive people whom I may or may not like.
User avatar #285375 to #285374 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Yea, but that's really selfish.

If you can't spare your life to save another, you're no better than them.
If I knew how the person was and I knew they weren't worth the risk, no, I wouldn't risk my life to save them.
But in a situation like that, you're not God. You're another human being like these people, your life means as much as theirs in that moment.
User avatar #285376 to #285375 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
... I wasn't being seripus, d00d.
User avatar #285441 to #285376 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough. I just can't tell with some people anymore.
Some people are legitimately that self centered.
User avatar #285372 to #285369 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
... Is this another "Middle class white dudes are so oppressed you guys" discussion?
User avatar #285354 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate how fucking useless co-op is in online games. I'm playing tf2 and trying to help a team get rid of a sentry nest. I was going to bonk and distract the sentry while people shoot the fuck out of it and then get the intel. What do they do? They see a sentry, shit themselves, run away, and let me die. Can people not think? Do they forget everything they've just been told 3 seconds later? How do these people manage to not choke to death on their own spit?
User avatar #285362 to #285354 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Also, you ran away from me pretty fast. I barely play that game and had no idea where you were talking about.
User avatar #285370 to #285362 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2014) [-]
not you you dumb cunt
I'm talking about Victor the Scout who saw me bonk in and distract the sentry, then he ran away from it and left me to die. Fuck you Victor.
User avatar #285361 to #285354 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Hey, bro. I got that sentry.
User avatar #285348 - jokekill (07/01/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk discussing abortion. Jesus fucking christ.


I hope nobody on this site ever makes it to a position of power.
User avatar #285447 to #285348 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I still can't decide about abortion. On one hand, I support killing children, but on the other it's giving women choice.
#285350 to #285348 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
"Boohoo someone holds a different opinion from me, I am offended!" -jokekill
User avatar #285360 to #285350 - jokekill (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not that their opinions are different, they're just so fucking extreme about everything.
User avatar #285655 to #285360 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Isn't that the entire abortion debate? I can't think of any debate less overly-vitriolic than it.
P.S. I was slight amused by the "niggers" example.
#285494 to #285360 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
"Daddy, make the people with the wrong opinions go away! They're really offending me!"
User avatar #285363 to #285360 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
No middle ground. Midldle ground is for faggots. You're either with us or against us.
This kind of people tire me to no end, I get chu bby.
#285342 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]

people who use the word "sheep" or "sheeple" to describe other human beings interest in things they don't like.

Pic sorta related.
User avatar #285323 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Imma count it down from this shitty storm up here.
Power outage in 10....9....8....7...
#285394 to #285323 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
there was a huge storm around here a few days ago and it only gave me a few days of no wifi. yay for shitty wiring.
there was a huge storm around here a few days ago and it only gave me a few days of no wifi. yay for shitty wiring.
User avatar #285326 to #285323 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
I hear some thunder in the distance, but real shit hasn't happened at all.
User avatar #285331 to #285326 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
My lights keep dimming in and out.
Pray for me when I'm gone.
User avatar #285317 - megavoir (07/01/2014) [-]
When fully voiced games let you name the main character.
I don't like being refered as "you/he/she/they" the whole games.
User avatar #285365 to #285317 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
Ugh fucking Deus Ex had the worst solution to that. "So your name's Walker, eh? Well, calling you by your real name is dangerous, so no one will ever refer to you as that, got it agent J.C. Denton?"
User avatar #285371 to #285365 - megavoir (07/01/2014) [-]
South Park Stick of Truth makes you enter your name and then go, "Eh, I'll just call you douchebag."
User avatar #285842 to #285371 - Conquistador (07/02/2014) [-]
Is that game any good?
User avatar #285844 to #285842 - megavoir (07/02/2014) [-]
No, not really. Not worth it unless you really like south park, since it's basically an episode with some dumb gameplay thrown in.
User avatar #285448 to #285371 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Which is a lot better, if you ask me. Creative, at least.
User avatar #285349 to #285317 - rokkarokkaali (07/01/2014) [-]
Imagine if they just had one of those shitty bots that pronounce things say your name every time. That would make RPGs 10x more fun
User avatar #285351 to #285349 - megavoir (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd rather not hear
"Oh, we're here to kill you SAYSANNAH, be prepared."
User avatar #285368 to #285351 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
Short and not-unwieldly named master race.
#285319 to #285317 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
Shepard and Hawke were probably the best solution for that
User avatar #285318 to #285317 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
"Hey, how you doing!"
"Wait up, you!"

"How are you doing, friend?"

evry tiem
User avatar #285306 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
Supports that don't ward
User avatar #285346 to #285306 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
we should play together :^)
User avatar #285347 to #285346 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
If you carry
User avatar #285424 to #285347 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah I can
User avatar #285334 to #285306 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
ADCs that have the self-preservation instinct of a lemming suicide bomber.
User avatar #285343 to #285334 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
>Not building Zhonyas on the ADC to jump in and bait the enemy's spells
Are you trying to be bad?
User avatar #285325 to #285306 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Players that don't ward*
Supports should build a sight stone, but they can still only have 3 wards down at a time. Vision control is a team effort, its not S3 you scrub.
User avatar #285327 to #285325 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
>implying I wasn't doing my best to ward
>implying I played during S3
>implying the blitz built a sightstone
He didn't even buy wards or have warding totem
User avatar #285332 to #285327 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
>didn't play in S3
Boy you picked a bad time to start.
User avatar #285335 to #285333 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Overall the game is less snowball-y. That's sort of a good thing, but S3 felt a lot more exciting, as a player and a spectator, more so as the latter. Getting a gold lead meant you could completely deny the enemy of vision and crush them. Also assassins were hella strong, that could be good or bad depending on your preference.
Also this isn't a S3 thing, but they took away my sweet Gragas.
User avatar #285336 to #285335 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't spectate so that doesn't matter to me. Idk, I don't find the game terrible, I played a bit in like S2 I think and didn't like it, but I like it more now, though that could be because my friends play it now. I prefer slow-paced games over intense games usually anyway
User avatar #285337 to #285336 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't find the game terrible either, I still play and watch LCS/OGN. S2 was a lot worse than now, and even S3 Supports/Jungler got very little income, there were quite a few changes for S4. It can still be exciting, for sure.
Also are you even 30 yet? Before I was 30 almost no one warded.
User avatar #285339 to #285337 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
No I am not. I guess I am used to playing with my friends, and them forcing me to go support (which I don't mind anymore) so I'm used to people warding and them telling me to ward properly
User avatar #285341 to #285339 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Makes sense. I had to brave solo queue to level 30 until I had a good group of people to play with.
Then again, I didn't mind losing back then as much as I do now.
User avatar #285330 to #285327 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Not saying he was innocent, but too often people expect only the support to ward.
Everyone on the team should contribute to the vision game, at least in the form of one pink ward.
User avatar #285308 to #285306 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
Supports that feed and blame it on the adc
User avatar #285324 to #285308 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
Lol, the Blitz in the last game blamed me when he died twice. I was doing shit in the beginning cause I forgot to pause my Steam dl and I was lagging, but it certainly wasn't my fault when he jumps in between the support and adc and gets rekt when I can't kill them. Though I haven't played adc in a while, so I wasn't very good in general
User avatar #285345 to #285324 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
I feel ya.

Hell, I was playing blitz a moment ago with my friend, and my team thought I wasn't warding.

Truth is, I was replacing the wards that were going out (but then the enemy team caught me because I was trying to peel for our eve).
#285301 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
I hate the fact that people are trying to shove indie games down our throats.
User avatar #285303 to #285301 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh the pretentiousness! Horay!
User avatar #285285 - jokekill (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh my god this makes me rage so fucking much
These fucking stupid little flies that keep flying up real close to my ear and buzzing really fucking loudly until i swipe them away then they see it as some sort of fucking game and keep doing it until i successfully swat them. They make me rage so fucking much. How have they no died out if they repetitively go close to something that is trying to kill them. Every time one buzzes in my ear i get so fucking mad and start searching for the little trouble maker. I wanna know where these motherfuckers live so i can burn their nests. I wanna collect their lava and stomp on them in front of their stupid little fly faces. I hope they go extinct the annoying little pieces of shit.
User avatar #285329 to #285285 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Dude, the other night I was fucking trying to sleep.
I was up for a couple hours before that, the fly wasn't near me but was flying around the room.
the 2 times that I went back to fucking sleep.
AS SOON as I put my head down on the pillow "bzzzzzzzz" "bzzzzz" *swat* "bzzZZZZZZZZZ" *swat* "Bzzzzzz" repeat 10000x.
Fuck flies, man.
I seriously want to collect every fly that buzzes in my ear, put them in a jar and fucking boil all of them alive.
Fuck you, flies. Fuck you.
User avatar #285304 to #285285 - fishinyourface (07/01/2014) [-]
If I have bug spray, I usually drown the ever living shit out of them with that if I catch one. and by drown I mean spray until they fall to the ground and continue until they're lying motionless in a little puddle of bug spray
User avatar #285395 to #285304 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
i do the same, only i throw a bunch of salt on them while they're squirming in the puddle of spray.
#285281 - qwertyjr (07/01/2014) [-]
We're still doing this? really? How does this make frontpage all the time?
User avatar #285377 to #285281 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
How come we don't have posts like this about the redpill subreddit?
User avatar #285384 to #285377 - dumerveil (07/01/2014) [-]
Because some people here actually subscribe to the redpill philosophy.
User avatar #285302 to #285281 - nefarian (07/01/2014) [-]
Because people like feeling superior by laughing at the loud minority of ''feminists''
#285286 to #285281 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't know. I keep thumbing these down while they still have 10 or so thumbs, but they still make it. Persistent little cunts.
#285290 to #285286 - qwertyjr (07/01/2014) [-]
we can only hope these posts die out soon
User avatar #285294 to #285290 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
As long as there's feminists to mock, maybe not.
User avatar #285292 to #285290 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm telling you. I'm not crazy. As soon as summer ends, the shitposters will be too busy to spam this crap and we'll finally be rid of them.
#285275 - imnotkickthecat (07/01/2014) [-]
Dont you guys just hate that feeling when you finally finish that book/game/series that you have loved and followed for years that comes right after the excitement from a conclusion. That kinda depressing feeling that sinks in when you think about how the ride actually ended.
User avatar #285305 to #285275 - fishinyourface (07/01/2014) [-]
I wish there was a way to forget it, that way you can discover it again and again
User avatar #285299 to #285275 - volero (07/01/2014) [-]
I only get this when the ending is satisfying.
If the ending is bad I'm usually just annoyed.
User avatar #285271 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I noticed I haven't played League of Legends in exactly a month, so I decided to play a bit. Normally I like using reaction pics to visualize my points or just make the comment more interesting, but try as I might I failed to find a single image in my 3044-file reaction folder capable of expressing the mind-numbing rage I am currently experiencing. If you'll excuse me, I have to go punch a wall.
User avatar #285315 to #285271 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
People may get good at level 30.

Just play with people of the other boards. Or find friends to play with. Yolo queue at low levels is just, ugh
User avatar #285280 to #285271 - imnotkickthecat (07/01/2014) [-]
You must get set off quickly. Maybe you should www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajCYQL8ouqw
User avatar #285283 to #285280 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
No, no, trust me. I'm an extremely patient and hard to piss off person. It's just that absolutely everything that could have gotten wrong went wrong AT THE SAME TIME! And I got blamed for it. I vented a bit on /vg/, since I don't feel like shitposting on our gaming board. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #285291 to #285283 - imnotkickthecat (07/01/2014) [-]
shitpost on our board nobody cares.
User avatar #285293 to #285291 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
Yes, but people here don't play the League of Extraordinary Cunts. They wouldn't even understand exactly WHY all this makes me want to kick a puppy.
User avatar #285297 to #285293 - imnotkickthecat (07/01/2014) [-]
most of them do.
User avatar #285268 - lobselvith (07/01/2014) [-]
I think I figured out why I hate most anime so much.

Everything is an explanation, and the explanations are so pointless and redundant that they make me feel like an idiot. Almost nothing goes left without saying, there's no subtlety or mystery at all. Just in case you might actually have to think to figure out what's going on, It cuts away from the action to fucking inform you what you know is already happening. Pokemon is probably one of the worst offenders of this shit.
User avatar #285316 to #285268 - dalokan (07/01/2014) [-]
You should watch evangelion then.

Nobody really understands it, because it has no explanations
User avatar #285295 to #285268 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
>Gregory Horror Show
It's 2deep.
User avatar #285272 to #285268 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
If you think pokemon's the worst in that regard, you've clearly never watched Bleach or Naruto. "Hey guys! Want a flashback where I explain what happened 7 seconds ago, even though you all saw it?". Fuckers may as well pull out a projector and give a powerpoint presentation explaining what they're about to do before every move. They're always just "I AM GOING TO USE MY MOST POWERFUL MOVE NOW, WHICH WILL SURELY KILL YOU! But first, let me explain exactly how it works, so you can figure out how to counter it, while I'm explaining."

I have to give them credit, though. It takes skill to make superpowered ninjas boring. As for anime in general, I agree. I recently just gave up on it, since I haven't been able to find anything with proper action or story that doesn't get interrupted by bullshit every 4 seconds in ages. The last one was Black Lagoon.
User avatar #285282 to #285272 - lobselvith (07/01/2014) [-]
I completely forget to mention Bleach too. Jesus Christ.

I think It would be cool if listening to the character's motives didn't take up 3/4ths of the episode.
User avatar #285284 to #285282 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
3/4ths of the episode? The fuck have you been watching? That shit takes 3 episodes.
#285267 - targaryren (07/01/2014) [-]
I swear, I am the only person who likes to watch TV with closed captions    
everytime I put it on and then someone from my family comes in they are like "OMFG WHY IS CLOSED CAPTIONS ON WHAT THE HECK"   
I like it...I can watch listen and read all at the same time, and if I don't hear something totally I can still read it.   
like...I dont get why they act like it's the end of the world
I swear, I am the only person who likes to watch TV with closed captions
everytime I put it on and then someone from my family comes in they are like "OMFG WHY IS CLOSED CAPTIONS ON WHAT THE HECK"
I like it...I can watch listen and read all at the same time, and if I don't hear something totally I can still read it.
like...I dont get why they act like it's the end of the world
User avatar #285382 to #285267 - thebestpieever (07/01/2014) [-]
I like it in games because every game has that one character that mumbles weirdly or has seven billion filters on their voice to sound like an alien or sick or whatever, so I can just read it. Plus, it makes it so whatever they said hovers onscreen for a bit more in case you missed something.
#285320 to #285267 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
only a hardcore anime fag would say that
User avatar #285270 to #285267 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
My eye is drawn to the text and it distracts me from the not-extremely-noticeable important details, such as facial expressions or looks being given.
User avatar #285266 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
Admin, do you thoroughly enjoy being a dickmunch or...?

Because I've been rolled.. I don't know maybe just 40 times today.
Not too much.
User avatar #285287 to #285266 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
I think this is the first time I got up to 19 notifications.
User avatar #285276 to #285266 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
The funny part is it's likely he just disabled himself from being rolled so he can just watch idiots try and get his name. He's done it before
User avatar #285396 to #285276 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
no, one guy actually rolled him, but he might have just enabled it for a short period.
User avatar #285397 to #285396 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
No shit, eh? I didn't see a "winner" last time I checked but I guess addy got bored.
User avatar #285398 to #285397 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
here is the 'winner': www.funnyjunk.com/roll+admin+s+name/text/5202191/7577#7577

i doubt he will get colored text though.
User avatar #285400 to #285398 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
And yet 3000 people still commented after it. This website needs Jesus
User avatar #285401 to #285400 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
meh, this website is relatively tame. they could have been a lot more stupid.
User avatar #285279 to #285276 - ferrettamer (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't think that is the funny part
#285277 to #285276 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
When I rolled this happened.
User avatar #285278 to #285277 - teoberry (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #285260 - darksideofthebeast (06/30/2014) [-]

"Let's buy this game too! We're too stupid to realize we're getting buttfucked by developers!"
User avatar #285296 to #285260 - majormayor (07/01/2014) [-]
>PC gaming
User avatar #285274 to #285260 - thechosentroll (07/01/2014) [-]
But it's irooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiic pffffffffffffffbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbfbghhhhhhhhhhhhhy.
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#285264 to #285260 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [-]
u dun get the iron neec jawk
#285237 - akl (06/30/2014) [-]
I need to go on this site less often
User avatar #285321 to #285237 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
btw that font is horrible and you should feel bad
User avatar #285344 to #285321 - akl (07/01/2014) [-]
It isn't that bad
User avatar #285352 to #285344 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
What version of linux do you use?
User avatar #285353 to #285352 - akl (07/01/2014) [-]
kubuntu because fuck gnome
User avatar #285357 to #285353 - aoeui (07/01/2014) [-]
I used to just use a window manager back when I still had linux, it was pretty good. Allowed complete customization without bs
User avatar #285269 to #285237 - lobselvith (07/01/2014) [-]
This thread is like "pathetic loser bingo" all over again.
User avatar #285338 to #285269 - darksideofthebeast (07/01/2014) [-]
We got our first winner!
Ding ding ding!
#285254 to #285237 - darksideofthebeast (06/30/2014) [-]
What are you, casual?
User avatar #285255 to #285254 - teoberry (06/30/2014) [-]
#285251 to #285237 - subtard (06/30/2014) [-]
The scary thing is i just got this computer a month ago
#285247 to #285237 - aoeui (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm up to 2,000. Would be a lot more if I didn't clear my cookies every few months.
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